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The Flood / Luke Skywalker spotted in The Force Awakens trailer
« on: November 03, 2015, 02:56:26 AM »YouTube
Spoiler
this got a nice chuckle out of me
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The Flood / Luke Skywalker spotted in The Force Awakens trailer« on: November 03, 2015, 02:56:26 AM »YouTube Spoiler this got a nice chuckle out of me 33
Gaming / New Steam game locks you out when you die« on: October 21, 2015, 12:08:34 PM »
http://www.pcgamer.com/one-life-is-a-multiplayer-fps-that-locks-you-out-forever-when-you-die/
Quote The asymmetric multiplayer stealth-horror gameThe Flock was built upon a unique interpretation of limited access: The game would have a limited population, (the titular Flock), and once that population had been killed off, it would stop working forever. One Life, which recently appeared on Steam Greenlight, takes a similar idea even further. It's a multiplayer shooter set in a post-apocalyptic world in which you'll literally have just one life, and once you eat a bullet, you'll be locked out of the game forever. Wow. As a business model and possible social experiment, this is weak as shit. 34
The Flood / Don't submit fraudulent Monopoly Pieces to McDonald's« on: October 15, 2015, 08:12:32 AM »
Or you'll make Gene Wilder angry.
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The Flood / Black Human Torch being considered for Boba Fett.« on: October 10, 2015, 07:18:47 PM »
http://screenrant.com/michael-b-jordan-boba-fett-star-wars-rumor
Because EQUALITY. Spoiler weren't the Fetts like, Spanish or Cuban? 36
Gaming / Your daily reminder of the D.K. Crew« on: October 03, 2015, 04:17:18 AM »YouTube Still better than Wiz Khalifa 37
The Flood / The Pope is coming out with a rock album« on: September 26, 2015, 02:44:20 PM »
http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/pope-francis-to-release-pop-rock-album-wake-up-20150925
Quote As Pope Francis embarks on his historic visit to the United States, His Holiness will spread his message of hope, faith and unity in the form of a prog-rock-infused album titled Wake Up! this November. The Vatican-approved LP, a collaboration with Believe Digital, features the Pontiff delivering sacred hymns and excerpts of his most moving speeches in multiple languages paired with uplifting musical accompaniment ranging from pop-rock to Gregorian chant. Wake Up! arrives November 27th, with the iTunes pre-order now available with an instant download of "Wake Up! Go! Go! Forward!," which Rolling Stone is proud to premiere. 38
Gaming / PS3 and 360 versions of Blops 3 will not be getting campaign.« on: September 25, 2015, 05:05:35 PM »
http://www.forbes.com/sites/davidthier/2015/09/25/call-of-duty-black-ops-3-ditches-its-campaign-mode-for-xbox-360-and-ps3/
Quote Want to play through Treyarch’s gritty futuristic campaign for Call of Duty: Black Ops 3? You’ll need an Xbox One, PS4 or PC. Less than two months out of release, Activision has announced that the Xbox 360 and PS3 versions of the game won’t be getting a campaign mode, though they will still be getting zombies and multiplayer. The older machines just can’t take the heat, the company says. Hahahaha, last gen gets fucked again. 39
The Flood / Old man got knocked the fuck out over Nutella« on: September 24, 2015, 01:07:30 AM »Quote A 78-year old man was hospitalized Sunday after a 24-year-old man reportedly punched him in the face over a Nutella sample dispute at a Costco in Burbank, Calif. http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/other/elderly-man-punched-at-costco-over-nutella-dispute/ar-AAeESn1?ocid=ansmsnnews11 So...is this taking "Leggo my Eggo" to new extremes? 40
The Flood / Skype fucking up for anyone else?« on: September 21, 2015, 04:10:13 AM »
Like, it's registering me and all my friends I'm playing with as not online. Even Skype mobile isn't working.
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The Flood / Ramsay Bolton is actually not too bad of a guy.« on: September 20, 2015, 07:38:06 AM »YouTube It's great to see a shining example of hope in a world as dark as Game of Thrones. 42
Gaming / Five Nights at Freddy's World« on: September 16, 2015, 12:39:06 AM »
http://www.polygon.com/2015/9/15/9334683/five-nights-at-freddys-rpg-fnaf-world-announcement-reveal
Quote Five Nights at Freddy's 4, the fourth game released in the popular horror series in less than a year, hit this summer. At the time, Freddy's creator Scott Cawthon assured fans there would not be a Five Nights at Freddy's 5. He's sticking to that, but he's revealed that the Freddy's series is not completely finished. Jesus Christ it won't FUCKING DIE 43
Serious / "I need muh securities to keep dem illegals out..."« on: September 12, 2015, 06:18:06 AM »
"...but I don't want to follow the rules because I'm 'murican."
YouTube So for you Britbong Pakistani Mooslimbs that may not know, in the United States, mainly along the borders, there are checkpoints that you'll go through if you fancy a trip through the States. At these checkpoints, a border control agent will ask you, "Are you a citizen of the United States?" or for any sort of identification. In less than 30 seconds, you're free to go. These checkpoints are the results of rising illegal immigrant numbers within State borders. Unfortunately, we have morons (who funny enough want these kinds of security measures to keep illegals out) that like to instead hold up traffic for half an hour to argue with the border agents about "MUH RIGHTS" over a simple "Yes/No" question. One of the more infamous ones is "Pastor" Steven Anderson who, a couple of years back, entered a 90-minute standoff with border agents when he refused to cooperate, videotaping and yelling at them from inside his car, windows up. It ended with the cops smashing his window, tasering him, and pulling him out of the vehicle. Ever since, he's gone to multiple checkpoints just to pull his "MUH FIFTH AMENDMENT, MUH RIGHTS" bullshit. YouTube ^ That is another example (complete with racism! ) of good ol' stupidity. At the very beginning of the video, the pastor complains about needing checkpoints for immigration, and then follows up with complaining about being asked if he's a citizen or not with his wife repeatedly wanting to ask the agent if he is an American. Do you think that answering a very simple "Yes/No" question is a "freedom" to lose for "greater security"? Do we need immigration checkpoints? Are you going to make a 20-minute Youtube video crying for your Fifth Amendment rights at a tyrannical border patrol agent who dared to stop you? 44
Serious / Trump makes himself into a bigger fool on Hugh Hewitt's show« on: September 06, 2015, 04:03:37 PM »
He screams that they were "Gotcha" questions.
YouTube Grab a bowl of popcorn before watching the video, of course. 45
Gaming / New Halo 5 footage« on: September 02, 2015, 03:54:19 PM »YouTube I'll admit I'm pretty shocked that the graphics improved this much. 46
The Flood / There's nothing morally wrong with requesting a thread lock« on: September 01, 2015, 04:41:59 PM »
...after throwing a hissy fit.
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Serious / Noth Korea claims "Military Muscle" staved off their inevitable buttfucking.« on: August 29, 2015, 05:36:49 PM »
Kim Jong Un should get his own show on Comedy Central
Quote The deal, announced early Tuesday, ended an impasse that had threatened to escalate into full-scale military confrontation. Pyongyang expressed regret over its provocations — including a land mine explosion this month that injured two South Korean soldiers — and pledged to stop them. In return, Seoul agreed to halt anti-North Korean messages broadcast across the border. What Lil' Kim really meant is that he shit himself when China started rolling up tanks and infantry along their border. 48
The Flood / Came across a "Restore Marriage!!!!111!!!1!" ad on the internet« on: August 27, 2015, 04:32:30 AM »50
The Flood / "The preferred terminology is 'Person of short stature'!"« on: August 17, 2015, 02:31:02 PM »Quote ell the Freeburg Community High School Board of Education to eliminate "Midget" as a mascot https://www.change.org/p/freeburg-community-high-school-board-of-education-change-your-mascot?utm_source=action_alert&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=370172&alert_id=OjRztIeqRS_EBwUyZM2Feb4dfP4K9JWmG%2BPt96ohWoIpD%2BjQYMv6f8NcDjqCoV49Na9XlYfzQVa I'm fucking dying right now. 2015 is year of the offended people. 51
Serious / The Donald unveils his plan for America's Night's Watch.« on: August 17, 2015, 05:28:24 AM »Quote After staking his early campaign on caustic and controversial remarks about undocumented immigrants, Donald J. Trump on Sunday outlined his plan to fix the country’s immigration system and deal with people who are in the country illegally. Link to news article Link to Trump's plan. I'm kind of amused that Trump cites a decade-old article to try and prove his point about illegal immigration. 52
Serious / Alabama cop pistol whipped by black man because he didn't want to be a murderer.« on: August 15, 2015, 03:59:36 PM »
Story here
Quote A Birmingham, Alabama, police detective who was pistol-whipped unconscious said Friday that he hesitated to use force because he didn't want to be accused of needlessly killing an unarmed man. Fucking outrageous that our police can't do their jobs because the rabid media will go apeshit on them. 53
Serious / Colonel Sanders surges ahead of Clinton« on: August 12, 2015, 06:28:50 PM »
http://www.msnbc.com/morning-joe/watch/sanders-takes-the-lead-over-clinton-502789699795?cid=sm_fb_msnbc
Quote : Democratic presidential candidate Bernie Sanders is beating Hillary Clinton for the first time ever. In the latest Boston Herald/Franklin Pierce University poll, Sanders is leading with 44 percent favorability. Please. I would welcome a Sanders/Kasich debate. 54
Serious / Ferguson, Missouri is in ANOTHER state of emergency...« on: August 11, 2015, 12:28:57 AM »
Thanks to another black-kid-turned-martyr incident...
Quote The St. Louis County executive declared a state of emergency here on Monday as officials and activists sought to regain control of the volatile streets after plainclothes police officers shot and critically wounded an 18-year-old black man who they said was firing on them late the night before. And apparently 60 people were arrested after storming the capital when the thug was shot...Jesus Christ, can we just nuke Ferguson please? 55
Gaming / Peter Dinklage replaced, and the new voice of Ghost is....« on: August 04, 2015, 12:36:09 PM »56
Serious / Trump's Lawyer took the Clown Car Wheel: "You can't rape your spouse."« on: July 28, 2015, 03:06:19 AM »Quote A lawyer and spokesman for current Republican presidential frontrunner Donald Trump issued a series of vulgar threats to a reporter on Monday, while falsely claiming that it was legal for a husband to rape his wife in New York. http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2015/jul/28/donald-trump-lawyer-threatens-reporter There isn't enough popcorn for this shit. 57
The Flood / $6.9 Million is financially difficult for your family« on: July 25, 2015, 04:54:30 AM »58
Serious / Rolling Stone names Obama "Most Successful President in American History"« on: July 24, 2015, 10:57:40 AM »
Don't mind the link source, pulled it off a friend from Facebook
Quote Obama faces trash talk left, right and center – literally – and doesn’t deserve it. Despite bitter opposition, despite having come close to self-inflicted disaster, Obama has emerged as one of the most consequential and, yes, successful presidents in American history. His health reform is imperfect but still a huge step forward – and it’s working better than anyone expected. Financial reform fell far short of what should have happened, but it’s much more effective than you’d think. Economic management has been half-crippled by Republican obstruction, but has nonetheless been much better than in other advanced countries. And environmental policy is starting to look like it could be a major legacy. 59
Serious / Donald Trump continues to drive the GOP Clown Car« on: July 22, 2015, 05:15:51 PM »
This time by giving out Graham's number.
Quote Speaking in front of hundreds at a rally in South Carolina on Tuesday, Donald Trump read a number he said people could use to reach South Carolina Sen. Lindsey Graham's private cell phone. What a fucking asshat. THIS is who Republicans want in office? 60
The Flood / A Nigger stole $30 from two little girls' lemonade stand« on: July 17, 2015, 09:07:15 PM »
https://news.yahoo.com/california-teens-lemonade-stand-robbed-30-police-194006423--abc-news-topstories.html
Quote It was the perfect hot day for a lemonade stand. The perfect model of Niggerism. |