*black screen*"Waif, have you ever heard of TangCorp?"
"They make damn good juice."
*cut to random field of grass*
What was supposed to be a trip of a lifetime"They took
everything from me."
*cut to bus going down road*
"Good morning, Weaboos! This is your captian, Waifu Master speaking. We're currently headed towards our first stop, New York."
"Dicks!"
"Get away from me you moron!"
Turns into a nightmareBWOOOOOONG
*cut to Manhatten skyline*
*cut to mysterious man talking to Waifu*
"TangCorp is trying to brainwash everyone to love 3DPD with thier juice."
"Not while we're alive."
*black screen*
"We've dealt with their bullshit for millennia."
*cut to Das riding over 3DPD in a panzer*
"Today we fight back."
*cut to Psy violently interrogating 3DPD*
*forced to listen to nightcore and anime OPs*
*Yu feeds 3DPD terrible mexican food to help in interrogation*
*3DPD Retches food up*
"Now, are you finally ready to tell us what we need to know?" -from Psy
"You can't win. You don't have anything we haven't planned for."
"Ah, that's where you're wrong."
*Cut to Tru the tsunzerker rampaging through the streets of manhatten crushing 3DPD under his feet*
*final cut to hillside filled with millions of waifuists lead by Waifu Master*
"THIS, THIS IS OUR GREATEST ACHIVMENT YET, BROTHERS"
*chanting, "Waifu, waifu, waifu"*
*cut to black*
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