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The Flood / >3DPD
« on: May 20, 2015, 11:28:53 PM »



>He actually likes 3DPD
>3DPD thinks it can trick me
>Losers think I'm a loser for not liking 3DPD
I may or may not have collected a 130 image strong no-loli sauce album for any interested.

872
I want to see the world not made by BGS.
Fuck Todd Howard.
Ffffuck Todd Howard.

873
The Flood / Re: Wonderful moments
« on: May 20, 2015, 11:11:01 PM »

I'm a bird watcher.

874
The Flood / Re: What is this?
« on: May 20, 2015, 11:10:23 PM »

They still talk to me.

875
The Flood / Re: Why Did You Leave B.net?
« on: May 20, 2015, 11:07:15 PM »

I lift faggots.
You're back.

I'm blowing your bagpipes from Baghdad.

876
The Flood / Re: Why Did You Leave B.net?
« on: May 20, 2015, 11:04:45 PM »

I lift faggots.

877
Fight me.

878
The Flood / Re: MY MOM LOVED VALIUM
« on: May 20, 2015, 11:00:47 PM »
omg ur back <3
We're going out back. I want my dick sucked in the shed.

879
The Flood / MY MOM LOVED VALIUM
« on: May 20, 2015, 10:56:38 PM »
NOW ALL I AM IS A PARTY ANIMAL
I AM WHAT I AM
BUT I'M STRONG TO THE FINISH WITH ME VALIUM SPINACH

880
The Flood / Re: Who were in a previous life?
« on: March 16, 2015, 09:58:25 PM »
Tru.

881
Gaming / Re: Do you still shower with your Dad?
« on: March 16, 2015, 09:55:57 PM »
this reminds me of the don't shit your pants game?
Does it?

882
Gaming / "You don't get Viruses on macs dude"
« on: March 16, 2015, 09:48:50 PM »
YouTube
.

883
Gaming / Re: Do you still shower with your Dad?
« on: March 16, 2015, 09:46:44 PM »
I killed my dad.
Yeah, but do you still shower with him?
He's pretty rotted.
No.

884
Gaming / Re: Do you still shower with your Dad?
« on: March 16, 2015, 09:42:38 PM »
I killed my dad.

885
Gaming / Re: FUCK THE MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN ARCHDEMON
« on: March 16, 2015, 09:25:45 PM »
stop being bad

886
Gaming / Re: Fallout 3 Or New Vegas?
« on: March 16, 2015, 09:25:10 PM »

887
The Flood / Re: Which Hand Do You Masturbate With?
« on: March 16, 2015, 09:22:21 PM »
left

Get the fuck out
Are you sure?
I'm told I've got magic hands.

Left hands only result in tears

Both kinds

Fag
I do seem to cry a lot when I fap.
But that's the emotional pain.
No skin tears yet.

Have a sad cum baby
I'm going to be alone forever.

Amen
;_;

Hah

Loser
You're in the same boat, fag.

lol is that suppose to help you feel better gayboi?
I do feel good knowing you're in the same boat is me.
It means we're closer.

Don't touch me bitch
I'll touch you wherever I want.

Is that what your uncle said before locking the door?

Fag
I'm your uncle now babe.

Ew

Fucker please...

Butt are you going to stop me?

I'll fucking sever your brain stem with my boots you fag
Oh, baby.
I better not stop, then.

Don't forget to fuck off
I'll jack you off with my left hand, babe.

I rather not have an infection/dick torn off
Don't worry, hun.
I got the olive oil.

*sigh*

You are one of the biggest fags I've ever seen
And proud.

Why don't you metaphorically suck my dick gayboi
I'd prefer to literally suck your dick.

Move to North Carolina then shithead
Address pls.

Make the commitment and enter the state first so I can ignore you and leave you lost haha
that sounds hot.
Like a rape hunt.
I'm good at those.

Ew

Stay away bitch
You just challenged me to find you.
I need to find you now.
Then I'm going to touch your butt.

That's it?
By touch your butt I meant ram my cock into your asshole without giving you a reach-around.

888
The Flood / Re: Which Hand Do You Masturbate With?
« on: March 16, 2015, 04:15:44 PM »
Plot twist







its not my hand
It's my hand.

889
The Flood / Re: shows that should have never been cancelled
« on: March 16, 2015, 04:13:43 PM »
If someone mentions Firefly I'm going to personally rape them.

Literally reddit, the show.
Firefly.
*waits*

890
The Flood / Re: Which Hand Do You Masturbate With?
« on: March 16, 2015, 04:12:45 PM »
left

Get the fuck out
Are you sure?
I'm told I've got magic hands.

Left hands only result in tears

Both kinds

Fag
I do seem to cry a lot when I fap.
But that's the emotional pain.
No skin tears yet.

Have a sad cum baby
I'm going to be alone forever.

Amen
;_;

Hah

Loser
You're in the same boat, fag.

lol is that suppose to help you feel better gayboi?
I do feel good knowing you're in the same boat is me.
It means we're closer.

Don't touch me bitch
I'll touch you wherever I want.

Is that what your uncle said before locking the door?

Fag
I'm your uncle now babe.

Ew

Fucker please...

Butt are you going to stop me?

I'll fucking sever your brain stem with my boots you fag
Oh, baby.
I better not stop, then.

Don't forget to fuck off
I'll jack you off with my left hand, babe.

I rather not have an infection/dick torn off
Don't worry, hun.
I got the olive oil.

*sigh*

You are one of the biggest fags I've ever seen
And proud.

Why don't you metaphorically suck my dick gayboi
I'd prefer to literally suck your dick.

Move to North Carolina then shithead
Address pls.

Make the commitment and enter the state first so I can ignore you and leave you lost haha
that sounds hot.
Like a rape hunt.
I'm good at those.

Ew

Stay away bitch
You just challenged me to find you.
I need to find you now.
Then I'm going to touch your butt.

891
The Flood / Re: be happy
« on: March 16, 2015, 03:43:05 PM »

892
The Flood / Re: Which Hand Do You Masturbate With?
« on: March 16, 2015, 03:41:00 PM »
left

Get the fuck out
Are you sure?
I'm told I've got magic hands.

Left hands only result in tears

Both kinds

Fag
I do seem to cry a lot when I fap.
But that's the emotional pain.
No skin tears yet.

Have a sad cum baby
I'm going to be alone forever.

Amen
;_;

Hah

Loser
You're in the same boat, fag.

lol is that suppose to help you feel better gayboi?
I do feel good knowing you're in the same boat is me.
It means we're closer.

Don't touch me bitch
I'll touch you wherever I want.

Is that what your uncle said before locking the door?

Fag
I'm your uncle now babe.

Ew

Fucker please...

Butt are you going to stop me?

I'll fucking sever your brain stem with my boots you fag
Oh, baby.
I better not stop, then.

Don't forget to fuck off
I'll jack you off with my left hand, babe.

I rather not have an infection/dick torn off
Don't worry, hun.
I got the olive oil.

*sigh*

You are one of the biggest fags I've ever seen
And proud.

Why don't you metaphorically suck my dick gayboi
I'd prefer to literally suck your dick.

Move to North Carolina then shithead
Address pls.

Make the commitment and enter the state first so I can ignore you and leave you lost haha
that sounds hot.
Like a rape hunt.
I'm good at those.

893
The Flood / Re: Which Hand Do You Masturbate With?
« on: March 16, 2015, 03:38:18 PM »
left

Get the fuck out
Are you sure?
I'm told I've got magic hands.

Left hands only result in tears

Both kinds

Fag
I do seem to cry a lot when I fap.
But that's the emotional pain.
No skin tears yet.

Have a sad cum baby
I'm going to be alone forever.

Amen
;_;

Hah

Loser
You're in the same boat, fag.

lol is that suppose to help you feel better gayboi?
I do feel good knowing you're in the same boat is me.
It means we're closer.

Don't touch me bitch
I'll touch you wherever I want.

Is that what your uncle said before locking the door?

Fag
I'm your uncle now babe.

Ew

Fucker please...

Butt are you going to stop me?

I'll fucking sever your brain stem with my boots you fag
Oh, baby.
I better not stop, then.

Don't forget to fuck off
I'll jack you off with my left hand, babe.

I rather not have an infection/dick torn off
Don't worry, hun.
I got the olive oil.

*sigh*

You are one of the biggest fags I've ever seen
And proud.

Why don't you metaphorically suck my dick gayboi
I'd prefer to literally suck your dick.

Move to North Carolina then shithead
Address pls.

894
The Flood / Re: Which Hand Do You Masturbate With?
« on: March 16, 2015, 03:36:03 PM »
left

Get the fuck out
Are you sure?
I'm told I've got magic hands.

Left hands only result in tears

Both kinds

Fag
I do seem to cry a lot when I fap.
But that's the emotional pain.
No skin tears yet.

Have a sad cum baby
I'm going to be alone forever.

Amen
;_;

Hah

Loser
You're in the same boat, fag.

lol is that suppose to help you feel better gayboi?
I do feel good knowing you're in the same boat is me.
It means we're closer.

Don't touch me bitch
I'll touch you wherever I want.

Is that what your uncle said before locking the door?

Fag
I'm your uncle now babe.

Ew

Fucker please...

Butt are you going to stop me?

I'll fucking sever your brain stem with my boots you fag
Oh, baby.
I better not stop, then.

Don't forget to fuck off
I'll jack you off with my left hand, babe.

I rather not have an infection/dick torn off
Don't worry, hun.
I got the olive oil.

*sigh*

You are one of the biggest fags I've ever seen
And proud.

Why don't you metaphorically suck my dick gayboi
I'd prefer to literally suck your dick.

895
The Flood / Re: be happy
« on: March 16, 2015, 03:35:28 PM »
You got me
YOU'RE NOT REAL


being happy is hard
You could always live like I do.
but you're an alt :s
Shut up, Ossku.
Ossku is a server based in Finland.
YouTube

I wonder if we can change his code and make him our slave
There's only one way to find out.
We need to go to Finland.

896
The Flood / Re: Which Hand Do You Masturbate With?
« on: March 16, 2015, 03:33:45 PM »
left

Get the fuck out
Are you sure?
I'm told I've got magic hands.

Left hands only result in tears

Both kinds

Fag
I do seem to cry a lot when I fap.
But that's the emotional pain.
No skin tears yet.

Have a sad cum baby
I'm going to be alone forever.

Amen
;_;

Hah

Loser
You're in the same boat, fag.

lol is that suppose to help you feel better gayboi?
I do feel good knowing you're in the same boat is me.
It means we're closer.

Don't touch me bitch
I'll touch you wherever I want.

Is that what your uncle said before locking the door?

Fag
I'm your uncle now babe.

Ew

Fucker please...

Butt are you going to stop me?

I'll fucking sever your brain stem with my boots you fag
Oh, baby.
I better not stop, then.

Don't forget to fuck off
I'll jack you off with my left hand, babe.

I rather not have an infection/dick torn off
Don't worry, hun.
I got the olive oil.

*sigh*

You are one of the biggest fags I've ever seen
And proud.
Love you. <3

897
The Flood / Re: be happy
« on: March 16, 2015, 03:32:14 PM »

898
The Flood / Re: be happy
« on: March 16, 2015, 03:25:32 PM »

899
The Flood / Re: be happy
« on: March 16, 2015, 03:23:16 PM »
being happy is hard
You could always live like I do.

900
The Flood / Re: Which Hand Do You Masturbate With?
« on: March 16, 2015, 03:22:56 PM »
left

Get the fuck out
Are you sure?
I'm told I've got magic hands.

Left hands only result in tears

Both kinds

Fag
I do seem to cry a lot when I fap.
But that's the emotional pain.
No skin tears yet.

Have a sad cum baby
I'm going to be alone forever.

Amen
;_;

Hah

Loser
You're in the same boat, fag.

lol is that suppose to help you feel better gayboi?
I do feel good knowing you're in the same boat is me.
It means we're closer.

Don't touch me bitch
I'll touch you wherever I want.

Is that what your uncle said before locking the door?

Fag
I'm your uncle now babe.

Ew

Fucker please...

Butt are you going to stop me?

I'll fucking sever your brain stem with my boots you fag
Oh, baby.
I better not stop, then.

Don't forget to fuck off
I'll jack you off with my left hand, babe.

I rather not have an infection/dick torn off
Don't worry, hun.
I got the olive oil.

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