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The Flood / Re: Blondes or brunettes?
« on: May 24, 2015, 12:31:42 AM »
None of the above.
3DPD is cancer.
you try way too hard
Odd, I seem to be bothering the white knight here plenty.

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The Flood / Re: Blondes or brunettes?
« on: May 24, 2015, 12:21:14 AM »
None of the above.
3DPD is cancer.

843
The Flood / Re: You have one wish
« on: May 24, 2015, 12:15:38 AM »
I wish for someone else to be happy.

844
The Flood / Re: The military invented LSD/acid right?
« on: May 23, 2015, 11:09:23 PM »
She's making too much noise.
Hold her down by her neck.
She's still fighting too much.
More weight, lean further.
You're not here for this. Shove it in.
This is new.
This is fun.
She's barely moving now, but we've only just started.
Finish inside, throw her on the ground.
Cut it up, gargle the flesh.

845
The Flood / Re: Nobody will love you like I do
« on: May 23, 2015, 10:42:50 PM »
So after everything I've done for you, you still want to leave me?
That's fine, with the help of a couple of friends and some Valium I'll have everything I need to keep you with me for years.
Who do you think you are, trying to leave me?
Nobody else can even stand you.
It's for the better that I do this. It's the only way for us to be happy.
Even if you don't know it yet.

Daddy?

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The Flood / Re: Nobody will love you like I do
« on: May 23, 2015, 10:23:38 PM »
Flay the skin, gargle the flesh.
We were meant to be together.
My abuse is for your benefit.
You're a terrible person and always will be.
But without me you would be even worse.
You need to be dependent on me.
I'm the head, you're the body.
So stay with me.

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The Flood / Nobody will love you like I do
« on: May 23, 2015, 10:14:12 PM »
Do you think you could ever trust anyone else like you trust me?
If you did you'd regret it later.
And your kinks? Nobody would accept you like I do.
If they did they'd regret it later.
You think anyone can even stand you like I do? Even your mother couldn't love that side of you.
But I love that side of you.

Please come back to me.
I'd even give my heart back to you.

848
I don't even need to be in my threads for my shite bait to work anymore.
Thanks guys.
why would you say something like "if you like skyrim, you have shit taste"
and then say that you were just trolling

that's kinda like making a thread saying, "i consider myself an intelligent human being"
and then saying "just kidding LOL"
Says the one who fucking sperged in this thread.

849
I don't even need to be in my threads for my shite bait to work anymore.
Thanks guys.

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The Flood / Re: Anime Thread :^)
« on: May 21, 2015, 11:50:58 PM »
This thread needs more moeshit.











Someone get me some fucking kool-aid.

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The Flood / Re: Anime Thread :^)
« on: May 21, 2015, 11:43:36 PM »

853
The Flood / Re: No sleep for 2 days
« on: May 21, 2015, 11:41:36 PM »
Vrinn Vrinn?

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The Flood / Re: Anime Thread :^)
« on: May 21, 2015, 11:32:11 PM »
>witnesses this thread's potential
>laughs dastardly



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The Flood / Re: Anime Thread :^)
« on: May 21, 2015, 11:25:58 PM »

bae

856
Last attempt had me and my car in the garage.

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The Flood / Re: Anime Thread :^)
« on: May 21, 2015, 11:18:26 PM »
>This thread


Spoiler
Fill the potato with cream, and bacon.
King of Euphemisms right here.

858
That's right.
Bulk.
BULK YOU FAG

859
The Flood / Re: Anime Thread :^)
« on: May 21, 2015, 11:13:42 PM »
>This thread


Spoiler

860

Waifu Master plz
No dad, no.
I said no.

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The Flood / Re: >3DPD
« on: May 20, 2015, 11:52:31 PM »
Quote
no-loli sauce album
Not sure I follow.
Are you saying it isn't sauce if it's not loli? ;)
No like what does that album even have, no loli only tells me one thing.
It's a fucking sauce album, bro.
Ass and tits, bro. Ass and tits. Damn.
Eh, sounds boring if its only that.
Right, I forgot, you like dick.
Shut up Oss.
Only if you let me fuck your dick, Gats.
I missed you.
<3

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The Flood / Re: >3DPD
« on: May 20, 2015, 11:49:41 PM »
Quote
no-loli sauce album
Not sure I follow.
Are you saying it isn't sauce if it's not loli? ;)
No like what does that album even have, no loli only tells me one thing.
It's a fucking sauce album, bro.
Ass and tits, bro. Ass and tits. Damn.
Eh, sounds boring if its only that.
Right, I forgot, you like dick.

Im Australian.  Stay rekt mate.

*sips tea*
Oh right, it's even worse there.
You're a colony of uneducated Brit criminals.
Totally didnt see that coming.  Yawn

*sips tea*
Thanks for admitting you're the most retarded user here.

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The Flood / Re: >3DPD
« on: May 20, 2015, 11:47:54 PM »
Quote
no-loli sauce album
Not sure I follow.
Are you saying it isn't sauce if it's not loli? ;)
No like what does that album even have, no loli only tells me one thing.
It's a fucking sauce album, bro.
Ass and tits, bro. Ass and tits. Damn.

864
The Flood / Re: >3DPD
« on: May 20, 2015, 11:45:49 PM »
Im Australian.  Stay rekt mate.

*sips tea*
Oh right, it's even worse there.
You're a colony of uneducated Brit criminals.

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The Flood / Re: >3DPD
« on: May 20, 2015, 11:41:09 PM »
Quote
no-loli sauce album
Not sure I follow.
Are you saying it isn't sauce if it's not loli? ;)

But for real I have no idea what youre trying to say.

*sips tea*
Educate yourself, shitlord.
So this is American education,  no wonder no one likes you people.

*sips tea*
"B-b-but, google triggers me!"
So this is Brit education, no wonder you all act like you have shafts up your ass. You're so stupid you act defensive when someone tells you to go look something up.

866
Go fuck yourself
Stay mad, shit taste lord.
You always show unnecessary hate towards Bethesda. A few months ago you made a thread exactly like this.

Did they rape you when you were a child or something?
>Not even intelligent enough to realize that Beth games are literally worse than Hitler
Lmfao, did you even graduate primary school?

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The Flood / Re: >3DPD
« on: May 20, 2015, 11:36:38 PM »
But for real I have no idea what youre trying to say.

*sips tea*
Educate yourself, shitlord.

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The Flood / Re: >3DPD
« on: May 20, 2015, 11:34:46 PM »
All I took from that was

"Im a fuckhead"

*sips tea*
>3DPD loving bitches bein' mad
Best
fucking best

869
Go fuck yourself
Stay mad, shit taste lord.

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The Flood / Re: >3DPD
« on: May 20, 2015, 11:32:35 PM »
You're easily the worst poster on here
>He likes 3DPD
like, lmfao
You might as well be telling me I'm fucking awesome and you want to jerk me off.

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