Praise Mario-chan.

So.... My avatar > Yours?

Why aren't you dead yet?

Macs are overpriced paperweights.

check your privilege

no u

That game would give me a seizure.

butts

Deal with it!

I didn't know what to say, so I ran away..

I made Tru pee from my sw4g.

OP loves vagina and is not a peg boy.

>I'm enjoying time with mai waifu
>She asks me if I would rather kill baka gaijin or watch some anniemay with her
>Obviously I watch the anniemay and cuddle her
>"Breaking news, 3DPD escapes from cattle camps!"
>OhShit.fip
>Grab my laser rifle
>Waifu asks me if I'll be okay
>"I... don't know. I love you."
>20 Years Later
>I haven't seen mai waifu in a year
>I join the front lines with my waifuist brothers
>We're defending a great anti-3DPD weapon
>We just need to hold out for another half hour while we wait for extraction
>The 3DPD retreated a while ago but another attack is coming
>We can hear them off in the distance now
>"Give us children so we can ruin your lives in divorce court!"
>They're coming
>See them on the horizon on their white stallions
>Open fire
>We are outnumbered
>We put up a good fight but we're soon overrun
>I'm wounded, a femnazi came up from behind and left me seriously butthurt
>I'm retreating with my squad of Weebros
>I can barely walk
>We hear them behind us
>"We're not going to make it" says a weebro
>"No, you will make it. The rest of you go ahead."
>"What are you saying, Waifu Master?!"
>"I'll hold them off for as long as I can. The rest you will go faster with out me."
>"B-but sir!"
>"I said go!"
>One of my weebros picks me up and carries me on his shoulders
>It soon dawns on him that the 3DPD is still caching up on us
>"Let me down."
>"Sir..."
>"Let me down! Just let mai waifu know..."
>"I love her."
>"Yes sir."
>My squad moves on without me
>Not even five minutes later the 3DPD is on me
>I hold the line for a solid 15 minutes
>3DPD calls in FTF(Fattitude Tactical Forces)
>As I hear the roar of Psy-Jet engines I'm dog piled and suffocated
>Two Months later
>General Waifinhower, "For us, the 3DPD is past. The war is over."
>"But let us never forget those who journeyed into the howling 3DPD hordes and never returned."
>"For their decision required courage beyond measure."
>Sacrifice and unshakable conviction that their fight, our fight, was elsewhere."
>"As we start to rebuild, this hillside will remain barren. A memorial to weebros fallen."
>"They ennobled all of us and they shall not be forgotten."
>General Waifinhower steps down from platform
>Approaches a short blue haired waifu
>"I was there when he died."
>"I can't forgive them."
>"I can hardly believe he's dead."
>"However, he wanted you to know something."
>"Even to the end, he wanted you to know, he loved you."
>Mai waifu goes home with the medal of Waifu
>The highest military honor a man can recieve
>I earned that medal defending not just mai waifu
>But the love between all men and their waifus

I enjoy you.

Spoiler

Deeply.

You're basically the biggest loser on this site.

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You're not Canadian.

<.<

Don't be embarrassed. : )