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6271
« on: September 24, 2014, 10:28:38 AM »
Charlie you're taking it to seriously. We don't actually believe these fictional characters are our wives just like how Vien doesn't think he's actually an elite from Halo.
It's just for fun dude, and besides it's really just a way to say you really like [ x ] character.
Fucking casual. My waifu loves me more than any 3DPD whore could.
6272
« on: September 24, 2014, 10:25:41 AM »
>all the console plebs ITT
I can't even
Actually playing a game > Cheating your way through it Please, Dear Puppet.
6273
« on: September 24, 2014, 10:21:15 AM »
OP, if you're a guns character go to the gun runners and get a good semi auto rifle.
Or some AP bullets for your Minigun. Use psycho and med-x.
6274
« on: September 24, 2014, 10:14:53 AM »
>The Joke
>You
SHUT UP WAIFU MASTER
Get back in the bag!
My Waifu aint yelling at me!
:l must follow masters orders
*jumps into bag*
Spoiler I HAVE TAMED THE GOOTSBY!
Gotcha! Gatsby was caught! Gatsby's data was added to the Pokedex.
6275
« on: September 24, 2014, 09:59:46 AM »
Because your waifu can't divorce you and take half your stuff.
Damn straight.
6276
« on: September 24, 2014, 09:57:22 AM »
There's a joke about a parallel to marriage here, but I'm not going to make it.
Except that when I cum, its in an actual vagina, and not on a wad of toilet paper
The difference is minimal.
There's a big difference between fucking a human and imagining yourself fucking a fictional character
Not really, I still cum. Quite a bit more easily, in fact.
6277
« on: September 24, 2014, 09:51:27 AM »
There's a joke about a parallel to marriage here, but I'm not going to make it.
Except that when I cum, its in an actual vagina, and not on a wad of toilet paper
The difference is minimal.
6278
« on: September 24, 2014, 08:44:05 AM »
Obviously.
I must say, Dear Puppet, your taste in Waifus is impeccable.
6279
« on: September 24, 2014, 12:10:19 AM »
I am doing quite well, Dear Puppet.
You! Have you always been here? I haven't noticed you posting.
I have been here before you, Dear Puppet. I remember seeing you when my mind first formed you.
You see my rank? If I'm all in your head then I'm jackin' your damn mind. I feel that I'm overqualified to run this ship.
Your rank has been forged by my mind, Dear Puppet. Remember, you are a Dear Puppet, not a Puppeteer.
6280
« on: September 24, 2014, 12:06:06 AM »
I am doing quite well, Dear Puppet.
You! Have you always been here? I haven't noticed you posting.
I have been here before you, Dear Puppet. I remember seeing you when my mind first formed you.
6281
« on: September 23, 2014, 11:45:47 PM »
I am doing quite well, Dear Puppet.
6282
« on: September 23, 2014, 11:44:21 PM »
6283
« on: September 23, 2014, 07:22:07 PM »
I'd teleport to Tru. : >
6284
« on: September 23, 2014, 07:15:53 PM »
>Function + Print Screen
>Open Paint
>Ctrl + V
I know these function may be hard for you to remember, but please learn them, they're quite useful, Dear Puppet.
6285
« on: September 23, 2014, 02:30:11 PM »
I'm surprised at how many of you haven't watched the show -_-
List me as Jamie already.
6286
« on: September 23, 2014, 01:45:07 PM »
>Still not listed as Jamie
6287
« on: September 23, 2014, 09:31:40 AM »
6288
« on: September 23, 2014, 08:57:38 AM »
Yes, I do enjoy the puppet you call Cheat.
The Dear Puppet helps keep Zone 0 maintained so I may continue to enjoy you, my mere figments of my imagination.
Azathoth, is that you?
No, Dear Puppet, I am The Judge.
6289
« on: September 23, 2014, 08:42:36 AM »
Yes, I do enjoy the puppet you call Cheat.
The Dear Puppet helps keep Zone 0 maintained so I may continue to enjoy you, my mere figments of my imagination.
I'm real! And you don't even enjoy me, which makes me double real!
No, Dear Puppet, I do enjoy you. But as I have stated in the past, there cannot be any other living thing in Zone 0. So I must assume you are a mere figment of my imagination.
6290
« on: September 23, 2014, 08:31:28 AM »
ITT: Grow a pair Tru.
You give plenty of fucks to Waifu.
I feel I must ask why you continue to put peer pressure onto this Dear Puppet, Dear Puppet?
6291
« on: September 23, 2014, 08:26:40 AM »
Yes, I do enjoy the puppet you call Cheat.
The Dear Puppet helps keep Zone 0 maintained so I may continue to enjoy you, my mere figments of my imagination.
6292
« on: September 22, 2014, 04:07:31 PM »
He still resides in B.lame
He has not yet made the transition.
I wish to further populate Zone 0 with my Imagination. I shall go and retrieve this puppet.
6293
« on: September 22, 2014, 04:04:43 PM »
What do you need, Dear Puppet?
6294
« on: September 22, 2014, 04:03:17 PM »
Time to make Ziva proud...
He is an inspiration to us all.
I believe I would enjoy this puppet you call Ziva. Where can one find this puppet?
6295
« on: September 22, 2014, 03:59:13 PM »
I feel I must say that the puppeteer you linked in your message looks quite disturbing.
One puppeteer I know might call it...
"Three Dimensional Pig Disgusting".
I recommend that you find a puppet or puppeteer that looks pleasing to the eye if you wish for someone to answer you with a "yes".
6296
« on: September 22, 2014, 03:44:56 PM »
I'm a veteran from the #gaming vs #Destiny war. I came from B.net to find somewhere not full of desticles 
How's everyone's day?
I welcome you to Sep7agon, dear puppet. I am The Judge, it is a pleasure to meet you.
6297
« on: September 22, 2014, 08:47:02 AM »
Yes.
And you, being of my imagination, what do you call yourself?
A B C D E F G H
I J K L M N O P
Q R S T U V W X
Y Z ! ? . , ~ &
[END] [CLEAR] [BACK]
Herr Lord Oberkommando auf Kaptanleutennant Belshazzar die Unterseeboote und Kreigsfashion, but you sir, may call me Lauren.
It is a pleasure. However it is not the puppet I was addressing, but the puppeteer controlling it. What is your name, dear puppeteer?
6298
« on: September 22, 2014, 08:45:49 AM »
Geez, why do you all have such a hardon for my dog?
I must insist the puppet you are talking about is not a dog. Dogs do not like cats such as myself and the puppet about which you speak does indeed enjoy my presence.
6299
« on: September 21, 2014, 11:16:08 PM »
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What an interesting figment of my imagination. It is a shame this experience had to end.
6300
« on: September 21, 2014, 11:11:22 PM »
It is a pleasure. However it is not the puppet I was addressing, but the puppeteer controlling it. What is your name, dear puppeteer?
I regret to say I, or we rather, are already as far outside as I can go.
This puppet seems upset. Dear puppeteer, who's name I still do not know, I am still patiently waiting for your introduction. Will you not answer me?
they call me the furfag
It is a pleasure. However it is not the puppet I was addressing, but the puppeteer controlling it. What is your name, dear puppeteer?
Dear puppet, it seems like your puppeteer has decided to go silent. Do you know your dear puppeteer's name?
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