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The Flood / Re: Official Sep7agon Beach RP thread
« on: September 27, 2014, 12:08:39 PM »
I actually live near the beach......so this is nothing new.
Screw the extreme heat and sometimes freezing water.
Make it 76 degrees with WARM WATERS WOOOHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shut up.
This is perfect beach.

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The Flood / Re: Official Sep7agon Beach RP thread
« on: September 27, 2014, 10:07:08 AM »
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Stop being such a negative nancy and get in the water.

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The Flood / Re: Official Sep7agon Beach RP thread
« on: September 27, 2014, 09:41:17 AM »
*pretends to browse internet on phone while taking creeper photos of everyone*

*Steals phone and takes duck face selfie*

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The Flood / Official Sep7agon Beach RP thread
« on: September 27, 2014, 09:23:41 AM »
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Welcome to the Sep7agon Beach!
The weather's fair and the waves are high, so go and enjoy yourself.
Kick back and relax or go out and enjoy that ocean water, either way today's going to be good!

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The Flood / Re: Oh shit, I totally forgot!
« on: September 27, 2014, 08:48:54 AM »
Nobody cares.

inb4 lol you do because you posted
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Apparently you cared enough to post.

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I inb4'd you retard.
I don't care?
Apparently you cared enough to post.
I cared about argumenting, but not about your argument.
No, you care about me.

It's "arguing". Work on that English.
Just fuck already.

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Septagon / Re: More gender options would be nice.
« on: September 27, 2014, 08:44:12 AM »
I would be okay with that, if someone is transgendered etc, they should be allowed to identify themselves as that.
If someone was trans I would expect them to identify as the gender they prefer?

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The Flood / Re: I sat on Vien's face
« on: September 27, 2014, 08:27:33 AM »
WTF is up with your face? Why is it blue?

I bet shes that Awoken race
Awoken are just gay Humans.

humans look better
debatable

tbh they all look bad. The character creation is pretty poor and you look like shit in cutscenes.

Oi, fuck u m8
my Exo looks balling

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The Flood / Re: Kill the user above you
« on: September 27, 2014, 08:24:44 AM »
Raped by a woman. You get her pregnant.
You are forced to pay her money you don't have.
You end up on the street without a penny to your name.
It's winter, Christmas Eve, you haven't seen your son in a year and you're starving without any way to keep yourself warm.
You try to take another sip of your whiskey, but the bottle has been empty for a day now.
You curl up into a ball on your thin piece of cardboard and attempt to get to sleep.
You don't wake up the next day.

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The Flood / Re: Who do you think was in the right here?
« on: September 26, 2014, 10:01:18 PM »
Guy was acting like a douche, but it's obvious the old man attacked first and the lady was getting pissy over next to nothing.
Guy was in the right.

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The Flood / Re: What Is Your Superpower
« on: September 26, 2014, 06:28:05 PM »
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Tarot_Mimicry

Oh Jesus, I just got every power ever.

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0 - The Fool:
Luck
Power Randomization
Power Reflection
1 - The Magician:
Elemental Manipulation
Intuitive Aptitude
Summoning
Teleportation
2 - The Priestess:
Aura Reading
Divination
Flawless Restoration
Healing
Mysticism
3 - The Empress:
Fertility Inducement
Healing Kiss
Sexual Inducement
Supernatural Beauty
4 - The Emperor:
Enhanced Charisma
Mind Control
Subordination Manipulation
5 - The Hierophant:
Belief Inducement
Enhanced Charisma
6 - The Lovers:
Love Empowerment
Love Inducement
Love Manipulation
Soul Resonation
7 - The Chariot:
Enhanced Condition
Enhanced Combat
Martial Arts Intuition
8 - Justice:
Logic Manipulation
Order Inducement
Virtue Inducement
9 - The Hermit:
Cosmic Awareness
Enhanced Intelligence
Reality Perception
Silence Manipulation
10 - Fortune:
Luck Bestowal
Monetary Manipulation
Probability Manipulation
11 - Strength:
Force-Field Generation
Indomitable Will
Psionic Shield
Strong Soul
12 - The Hanged Man:
Empathic Masochism
Pain Empowerment
Pain Inducement
13 - Death:
Death Inducement
Death Sense
Destiny Manipulation
Grim Reaper Physiology
14 - Temperance:
Biological Manipulation
Enhanced Condition
Enhanced Regeneration
Healing
15 - The Devil:
Dark Arts
Demonic Physiology
Mental Manipulation
Vice Inducement
16 - The Tower:
Chaos Empowerment
Destruction
Disaster Manipulation
Explosion Inducement
17 - The Star:
Astrology
Pacifism Inducement
Stellar Manipulation
Stellar Physiology
18 - The Moon:
Lunar Affinity
Lunar Manipulation
Insanity Inducement
Subconscious Manipulation
19 - The Sun:
Light Generation
Precognition
Solar Affinity
Solar Manipulation
20 - Judgement:
Binding
Punishment
Purification
21 - The World:
Life-Force Manipulation
Life-Force Transferal
Nature Unity
Planetary Empowerment

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Gaming / Re: How long will it be before Destiny has Micro-transactions?
« on: September 26, 2014, 06:23:06 PM »
1 month.
I bet it will be sooner.
Like, 2 weeks.
And somehow the Desticles will come up with an excuse to defend it.

ITS BUNGIES GAME MAN
THEY CAN DO WHAT THEY WANT

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Gaming / Re: How long will it be before Destiny has Micro-transactions?
« on: September 26, 2014, 06:01:33 PM »
1 month.
I bet it will be sooner.
Like, 2 weeks.

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Gaming / How long will it be before Destiny has Micro-transactions?
« on: September 26, 2014, 04:35:39 PM »
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>Activities still aren't giving shit for loot
>People everywhere are upset because they keep getting shitty items from the cryptarch
>And now its even harder to get engrams for the cryptarch

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The Flood / Re: >tfw your mother is a fucking idiot
« on: September 26, 2014, 02:18:44 PM »
Ugh, right?
God, I remember last year when daddy bought me a white IPhone when I asked for a pink one.
I hate my parents so much for that. They're so stupid.

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The Flood / Re: Plug.dj with the target audience of the newbies
« on: September 26, 2014, 02:16:27 PM »
It's amazing how butthurt people get over you, Zesty.
Good job.

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The Flood / Re: Sex thread (SFW)
« on: September 26, 2014, 01:46:54 PM »
Daddy!
What's sex?
Come here and I'll show you.

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The Flood / Re: Dear Puppet,
« on: September 26, 2014, 01:42:52 PM »
Because you touch yourself at night.

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Sorry, I had too.
This hardly seems like a good reason to stay, Dear Puppet.
Nevertheless, it is not my place to make judgments on your decisions.
So it is true, is it not?
I am urged to ask as to how one does not touch them self?
Really, really, really strong willpower.
Interesting. I will look into this further. The idea of how one cannot be in contact with oneself eludes me still.
Don't worry, all you have to do is cut off your arms and legs and you're done.
Wouldn't one's torso still be in contact with itself?

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The Flood / Re: Dear Puppet,
« on: September 26, 2014, 10:56:37 AM »
Because you touch yourself at night.

Spoiler
Sorry, I had too.
This hardly seems like a good reason to stay, Dear Puppet.
Nevertheless, it is not my place to make judgments on your decisions.
So it is true, is it not?
I am urged to ask as to how one does not touch them self?
Really, really, really strong willpower.
Interesting. I will look into this further. The idea of how one cannot be in contact with oneself eludes me still.

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The Flood / Re: Dear Puppet,
« on: September 26, 2014, 10:52:56 AM »
Because you touch yourself at night.

Spoiler
Sorry, I had too.
This hardly seems like a good reason to stay, Dear Puppet.
Nevertheless, it is not my place to make judgments on your decisions.
So it is true, is it not?
I am urged to ask as to how one does not touch them self?

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The Flood / Re: Of these two, and only these two, which is worse?
« on: September 26, 2014, 10:44:39 AM »
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What

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The Flood / Re: Dear Puppet,
« on: September 26, 2014, 10:42:10 AM »
Because you touch yourself at night.

Spoiler
Sorry, I had too.
This hardly seems like a good reason to stay, Dear Puppet.
Nevertheless, it is not my place to make judgments on your decisions.

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The Flood / Re: y so srs guys
« on: September 26, 2014, 10:34:51 AM »

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The Flood / Dear Puppet,
« on: September 26, 2014, 10:32:27 AM »
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What is your purpose here, Dear Puppet?
What brings you to this place of anger and hate?
I ask again, Dear Puppet, why do you insist on proceeding?

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The Flood / Re: Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
« on: September 26, 2014, 09:20:54 AM »
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Tru. But that's not really a grown man.

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The Flood / Re: Sapient Cactus
« on: September 26, 2014, 08:57:41 AM »

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The Flood / Re: this is the first post i ever made on the internet
« on: September 25, 2014, 11:20:48 PM »
Bitches please, Dragon Fable was the best game.

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The Flood / Re: Should I unmute True Turquoise?
« on: September 25, 2014, 09:28:11 PM »
Badmouthing you? I doubt it since Tru is very good with his mouth.
Very true.
I miss the good old days when Tru would give me head.
But Tru turned into a faggot.

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The Flood / Re: How many pieces of candy do you get on Halloween?
« on: September 25, 2014, 09:23:59 PM »
I haven't celebrated Halloween since I was 14.
I usually hole up in my room and wait the shitty night out.

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The Flood / Re: So this is the offsite…
« on: September 25, 2014, 09:22:29 PM »
What a happy day. Yet another addition to the figments of my imagination has appeared.
I am The Judge, and I am aching to know your name, Dear Elusory Interlocutor.

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