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The Flood / Re: I found a picture of the Gay Weeb Club
« on: September 28, 2014, 03:24:08 PM »


Why do I have to be the blonde one?

Because you're the blonde one.

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The Flood / Re: HOT FURRY SEX THREAD NSFW FOR REALS
« on: September 28, 2014, 03:14:51 PM »

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The Flood / Re: I found a picture of the Gay Weeb Club
« on: September 28, 2014, 03:12:37 PM »

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The Flood / I found a picture of the Gay Weeb Club
« on: September 28, 2014, 03:08:54 PM »


From left to right we have, Tru, Oss, Yutaka, Byrne and Waifu Master.

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The Flood / Re: So I finally decided to join the offsite.
« on: September 28, 2014, 02:09:50 PM »
Here's basically how every thread on this site goes:

YouTube

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The Flood / I found something in a 4chan archive
« on: September 28, 2014, 12:18:01 PM »
Waifu is an ancient art passed down from father to son for many generations. Waifu masters are known for their ability to shift from 3D to 2D and back at will and to project their personal realities in a form with which others can see and interact for a brief period of time.

Waifu practitioners draw their power from their "waifu tsuma" - a 2D woman created by the great Waifu Kami. Once a young waifu student chooses his waifu tsuma, she becomes his partner from then on out. Waifu learners become more powerful by strengthening their minds and sending their positive emotions to their Waifu Tsuma to make her conceptual existence stronger. The Waifu master's ultimate goal is to bring her into the real world and be together with her forever as they pass on to the next realm. He becomes a Supreme Waifu Master after she gives birth to a son whom will receive all of his father's knowledge.

Currently, there are no Supreme Waifu Masters left, meaning that Mid-level Waifu masters must teach their art to young men that are not blood-related. Waifu practitioners in general have decreased in number and power during recent times, mainly due to to oppression by followers of the 3DPD movement.


I found a brother.

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Gaming / Re: >TES VI: Hammerfell.
« on: September 28, 2014, 09:58:24 AM »
Sad but probably true... At least the modders can have their way with it and turn it into the game it SHOULD be!
Except there still isn't a mod for skyrim that fixes the shit that Todd caused to that game.
Unofficial Skyrim Patch?
Wyrmstooth?
Falskaar?
All the other huge mods in development?
That doesn't fix the shitfest that is the vanilla game.

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You could probably sue the dumb 3DPD scumbag.

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Gaming / Re: I cannot wait for Bloodborne
« on: September 28, 2014, 09:36:31 AM »



I'll never get to play this beautiful, twisted game ;_;
You can always come and live with me! : )

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The Flood / Re: Waffles are better than pancakes
« on: September 28, 2014, 09:35:30 AM »
Agreed, pancakes are shit. Waffles are much better.

A place opened up near my house, they serve stuff like this.


Yeah I'm a fat motherfucker deal with it faggot
Hooooooooly shit.
Gats, I want to go there.
Take me there.

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The Flood / Re: Are You One Of Those People?
« on: September 28, 2014, 12:18:35 AM »
#PumpkinPieIsBestPie
#PumpkinSpiceStuffIsAlsoGood
#ModerateThatShit
#OnlyEatItDuringOneSeason

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The Flood / OSSKU fan gets rekt by Coach Casper Gayasfuck
« on: September 27, 2014, 11:07:41 PM »
No source.

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Gaming / Re: Battlefield: Bad Company 2 gamenight?
« on: September 27, 2014, 10:49:26 PM »
I'll play.

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Gaming / Re: We should make a machinima
« on: September 27, 2014, 10:48:18 PM »
no

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The Flood / Re: The man laying at your feet calls you a monster
« on: September 27, 2014, 10:47:57 PM »
Monster...? What is a man? A miserable pile of secrets, depravity, and horrors. Don't mistake. The reason you are suffering, the reason you are calling me a monster is because you, a weakling, decided to be cursed as a human. Then let this monster end your suffering. *crushes man at feet*

I wonder how many people won't get this reference.
I recognize it, but I can't remember where it's from.
My best guess is Castlevania.

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The Flood / It sound good, but...
« on: September 27, 2014, 10:47:03 PM »
YouTube


It's torture.

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The Flood / Re: Favorite "Found Footage" Movie?
« on: September 27, 2014, 10:14:40 PM »
I've wanted to see Chronicle for a while now.
Really liked Cloverfield too.

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The Flood / Re: The man laying at your feet calls you a monster
« on: September 27, 2014, 08:24:42 PM »
Because I probably ravaged his asshole with my  girth
ples das, ravege mah butt

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The Flood / Re: Which continent would the world be better off without?
« on: September 27, 2014, 07:45:41 PM »
Africa, Duh.

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Gaming / Re: Who here is playing Runescape at the moment?
« on: September 27, 2014, 07:42:27 PM »
Used to be really into it.
Dropped out after dungeneering was added.
What a shitty fucking skill that was.

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Gaming / Re: GWG October
« on: September 27, 2014, 07:29:26 PM »
Yay, people to play BC2 with!

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The Flood / Re: Well, I just had the best night of my life
« on: September 27, 2014, 04:27:35 PM »
That was your best night... of your life? Wow, that's shit. How have you not killed yourself?

V_V

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Golden Showers

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The Flood / Re: Official Sep7agon Beach RP thread
« on: September 27, 2014, 03:42:51 PM »


Who wants to play a game of volleyball?

Bring it.

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The Flood / Re: So I've joined the offsite
« on: September 27, 2014, 03:41:41 PM »
lolwut
Def not recon

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The Flood / Re: Official Sep7agon Beach RP thread
« on: September 27, 2014, 02:59:59 PM »

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The Flood / Re: I've been tracking a target through this area.
« on: September 27, 2014, 12:19:52 PM »
pls dont roleplay
dat shit is gayer than rc on christmas

Dear Puppet, you shouldn't oppress our more creative members.

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The Flood / Re: I have found the fucking beta jack pot.
« on: September 27, 2014, 12:19:00 PM »
Replace all the images with gay hentai and leave it back where you found it.

yes

this

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The Flood / Re: Official Sep7agon Beach RP thread
« on: September 27, 2014, 12:18:28 PM »
...

What am I doing outside?

Why am I in the sun?

...

I want to go home.

No. Go into the water and enjoy the waves.

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