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5941
« on: October 08, 2014, 06:53:10 AM »
You guys have it wrong. The best stuff is the stuff that's not in a roll.
Damn straight. Too much for my insides
o bby
its true
Is it because of your height?
uh.. no.. yes? Maybe?
>TFW Onii-Waif-Chan is stirring up your insides with his giant sushi roll to make you feel good
5942
« on: October 08, 2014, 06:40:06 AM »
5943
« on: October 07, 2014, 08:14:57 PM »
The only pie I accept is cherry.
Interesting, I thought it would be cream...
You know.
3 days ago I didn't know what that was.
Odd. I thought I would have fixed that.
5944
« on: October 07, 2014, 08:06:27 PM »
The only pie I accept is cherry.
Interesting, I thought it would be cream...
huuuueeeeeee
5945
« on: October 07, 2014, 08:05:33 PM »
>Activates FTL and GTFOs
I'm not risking a crew member on that
5946
« on: October 07, 2014, 07:57:05 PM »
Well whats with the bullying ;__;
Sorry i came here! Ill be leaving!
Shh, is k.
Stay here, in my arms.
Maou-Sama
Brother?
Aniki?
I will stop you. Evil brother-chan.
But bro-san, it is I that will rule the world.
No, fuk u. I have creepy ass long hair'd bitch on my side.
You will never win, Maou-san.
I'm not on anyone's side.
SHUT UP CASPER NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOU I'M TALKING ABOUT THIS BITCH 
5947
« on: October 07, 2014, 07:53:20 PM »
frack that. Deutschland stronk! Duestches stahl ist best stahl! Deustches Luftwaffa am best flying force! HE-111 coolest flugzueg ever! ME-262 faster than any Nippon toy!
  Proof that u suk
5948
« on: October 07, 2014, 07:51:33 PM »
Well whats with the bullying ;__;
Sorry i came here! Ill be leaving!
Shh, is k.
Stay here, in my arms.
Maou-Sama
Brother?
Aniki?
I will stop you. Evil brother-chan.
But bro-san, it is I that will rule the world.
No, fuk u. I have creepy ass long hair'd bitch on my side. You will never win, Maou-san.  Keyboard warrior Kyouske-San, GO!
5949
« on: October 07, 2014, 07:49:56 PM »
I'm afraid of hights..
This fact is... TruCute™
5950
« on: October 07, 2014, 07:48:26 PM »
Is tru.
5951
« on: October 07, 2014, 07:47:48 PM »
Well whats with the bullying ;__;
Sorry i came here! Ill be leaving!
Shh, is k. Stay here, in my arms. Maou-Sama
Brother?
Aniki?
I will stop you. Evil brother-chan.
5952
« on: October 07, 2014, 07:43:13 PM »
5953
« on: October 07, 2014, 07:41:54 PM »
fuk yo couch
I prefer cream of sum yung gai.
5954
« on: October 07, 2014, 07:38:16 PM »
Kyouske-chan.
5955
« on: October 07, 2014, 07:27:25 PM »
24
5956
« on: October 07, 2014, 06:36:27 PM »
Blood for the blood god.
dicks for the ossku
: DDDDD
5957
« on: October 07, 2014, 05:58:34 PM »
Torakanando
That's pronounced too-ray-can-nan-doe
5958
« on: October 07, 2014, 05:57:07 PM »
BB or Autie Dot
5959
« on: October 07, 2014, 04:42:13 PM »
'Sprettygood.
5960
« on: October 07, 2014, 10:41:25 AM »
A friend of mine was going to buy Fallout 3, but I convinced him to get New Vegas instead
are you happy door
Good boy.
5961
« on: October 07, 2014, 10:40:45 AM »
Im not open.
Simple as that.
>.>
Spoiler Your bum is another story.
No
Good joke.
5962
« on: October 06, 2014, 03:48:35 PM »
What about making sex?
I prefer making frack.
5963
« on: October 06, 2014, 01:28:42 PM »
Need more.
I just smacked this out quick so I could feel obligated to continue.
5964
« on: October 06, 2014, 01:25:58 PM »
fracking nerd, there's no way I'm reading all of that.
Thank Christ.
What is wrong with everyone on this forum? Don't you know that there needs to be a comma when addressing someone?
shameless bump
5965
« on: October 06, 2014, 11:02:10 AM »
fracking nerd, there's no way I'm reading all of that.
Thank Christ.
5966
« on: October 06, 2014, 10:59:22 AM »
Chapter 1: Luis
Fire. All around him was fire. Luis found himself in the center of a forest fire. His only hope of survival was the two legs and fair stamina.
He rushed through the flames that surrounded him, over a log that had fallen from a tree high above him. He continued his sprint for what felt like hours until finally he emerged from the forest completely unscathed. The young man keeled over to catch his breath but noticed that he wasn't tired at all. In fact, he felt the same as when he had first started running.
The odd occurrences did not end there, however. He also noticed a calm voice narrating everything that had happened to him thus far. "Who's there?" Luis said in a meek voice. Though the voice continued talking Luis did not get an answer to his question. Luis was rather irritated by this and spoke again,"Answer me!" He shouted.
Finally, the voice decided to answer him. The voice is the narrator of this story, you see. And young Luis is the generic protagonist. Luis interrupted the voice saying, "Wait, why am I a generic protagonist?". Well, you see, you are simply the person fit for the job. As is apparent from your nameplate, you're neutral. Nobody gives a shit about you and because of that you're the prime member of this community to be a protagonist.
"What the fuck are you on about? Nameplate? Community?" Luis interrupted again. However, his questions would go unanswered as they are not relevant to the story the voice is telling. Luis has an epic quest in his future and now after a good night's rest, he is ready to take on anything this quest will throw at him. "Wait, what? I'm sleeping?" Luis asked the voice. Luis then found himself in a cave. He heard a loud rumbling above him and promptly looked up to see a giant boulder dropping straight for him. "Holy shiiiiiiiiiiiii-"
Luis awoke with a startled look on his face. He was laying on a pile of hay in his parents barn. He was curious about what had woken him up with such ferocity, but he could not remember what he was dreaming about. Suddenly, a noise to his left caught his attention. The barn door opened to reveal his mother,"Honey, you need to hurry, otherwise you're going to be late for the giant carrot competition!"
Quickly, Luis got dressed, ran out of the barn and headed straight for the town market where the competition was taking place. He needed to hurry if he was going to win the carrot trophy this year.
5967
« on: October 06, 2014, 10:43:19 AM »
9MM pistol/Maria run.
5968
« on: October 06, 2014, 09:59:09 AM »
wat
Kinder and Gasai forced Tru into this.
Forced
Death to the infidels.
5969
« on: October 06, 2014, 09:55:24 AM »
wat
5970
« on: October 06, 2014, 09:54:23 AM »
The Slayer.
I do miss the blatant self-advertising of videos in which he and a friend blow up a condom using nothing but their heads until it explodes.
It was fracking hilarious.
Well those guys are not gay at all.
And jesus christ how fracking much do those things bend ._.
Not as gay as you are, anyway.
no u
You know it, bb. ; )
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