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5671
« on: October 13, 2014, 09:27:57 PM »
Morrowind: Bitch please, i just killed 3 gods, u mad bra?
Oblivion: I watched a god beat one, i became a knight, also i became a mad god, thats cool.
Skyrim: uuurrr i r dragunborn who kills dragons uurururuurur hur dur duuuuur
Also I hated that there was morrowind music in Skyrim. It was annoying to hear music from a good game in such a terrible fucking game. Plus I love Jeremy Soule's work and there needs to be more.
5672
« on: October 13, 2014, 09:25:42 PM »
I.. What..
How's it going?
Oh, so that's how damn fickle you really are?
Eh?
All True has to do is pop up and you start hitting on him. You don't want me, you just want my dog!
Making conversation with a friend is bad?
Yes.
: (
^__^
: ( >Mother, will she tear your little boy apart?
5673
« on: October 13, 2014, 09:24:49 PM »
Ah, i thought it was Floyd <.<
Hello. Is there anybody in there? Just nod if you can hear me. ...Is there anyone home?
5674
« on: October 13, 2014, 09:23:20 PM »
I.. What..
How's it going?
Oh, so that's how damn fickle you really are?
Eh?
All True has to do is pop up and you start hitting on him. You don't want me, you just want my dog!
Making conversation with a friend is bad?
Yes.
: (
5675
« on: October 13, 2014, 09:22:01 PM »
ITT I don't know
What is even
ITT plebs
ITT racism against the Pleb people.
Stop the oppression.
You brought this upon yourself. Now go cry to your mother.
5676
« on: October 13, 2014, 09:21:28 PM »
I.. What..
How's it going?
Oh, so that's how damn fickle you really are?
Eh?
All True has to do is pop up and you start hitting on him. You don't want me, you just want my dog!
Making conversation with a friend is bad?
5677
« on: October 13, 2014, 09:18:37 PM »
I.. What..
How's it going?
Oh, so that's how damn fickle you really are?
Eh?
5678
« on: October 13, 2014, 09:17:01 PM »
What is even
Didd-did-did-did you see the frightened ones? Did-did-did-did you hear the falling bombs? The flames are all long gone but the pain lingers on...
5679
« on: October 13, 2014, 09:11:31 PM »
ITT
Waifu has good taste.
This is nothing new.
5680
« on: October 13, 2014, 09:11:02 PM »
Fucking wet.
I was working out with some guys from the national guard today and I was soaked by the end.
5681
« on: October 13, 2014, 09:10:08 PM »
I.. What..
How's it going?
5682
« on: October 13, 2014, 09:08:48 PM »
Mother, do you think they'll like this song?
Mother, do you think they'll try to break my balls?
Oooooooo ah, mother, should I build a wall?
5683
« on: October 13, 2014, 09:07:48 PM »
I've woken up to find myself already masturbating, if that counts.
Thank Christ, I thought I was the only one.
It's not too uncommon, if I recall right.
I'd rather wake up to you jacking me off, though. 
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYY!!!!
Only for you.
that's so sweet... but still fracking gay.
Is K.
u luv it
Doesn't make it any less gay.
Yes. Very gay.
Now jack me off.
Please.
Hold on, hold on. I've ot yet had enough wine.
: 3
5684
« on: October 13, 2014, 09:06:00 PM »
I've woken up to find myself already masturbating, if that counts.
Thank Christ, I thought I was the only one.
It's not too uncommon, if I recall right.
I'd rather wake up to you jacking me off, though.
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYY!!!!
Only for you.
that's so sweet... but still fracking gay.
Is K.
u luv it
Doesn't make it any less gay.
Yes. Very gay. Now jack me off. Please.
5685
« on: October 13, 2014, 09:03:49 PM »
No. I've been horse back riding though.
hm?
You really don't get it?
O I get it :^)
would do it again. Shakira was her name.
Read that as Shishka. Holy fuck.
5686
« on: October 13, 2014, 09:03:04 PM »
Full Morrowind soundtrack here, also
Morrowind > Oblivion > Skyrim
IMO, nothing beats Morrowind, i think that its better then Oblivion and Skyrim.
And you would be correct seeing as how Skyrim is absolutely terrible and Oblivion is only redeemed by a few extremely interesting quests.
5687
« on: October 13, 2014, 08:55:33 PM »
I've woken up to find myself already masturbating, if that counts.
Thank Christ, I thought I was the only one.
It's not too uncommon, if I recall right.
I'd rather wake up to you jacking me off, though.
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYY!!!!
Only for you.
that's so sweet... but still fracking gay.
Is K. u luv it
5688
« on: October 13, 2014, 04:28:41 PM »
I've woken up to find myself already masturbating, if that counts.
Thank Christ, I thought I was the only one.
It's not too uncommon, if I recall right.
I'd rather wake up to you jacking me off, though.
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYY!!!!
Only for you.
5689
« on: October 13, 2014, 04:27:18 PM »
I've woken up to find myself already masturbating, if that counts.
Thank Christ, I thought I was the only one.
It's not too uncommon, if I recall right.
I'd rather wake up to you jacking me off, though.
5690
« on: October 13, 2014, 04:24:17 PM »
I've woken up to find myself already masturbating, if that counts.
Thank Christ, I thought I was the only one.
5691
« on: October 13, 2014, 03:24:28 PM »
5692
« on: October 13, 2014, 02:39:23 PM »
Custı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨omer
...wut?
ı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨ı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨ı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨ı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨ı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨ı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨ı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨ı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨ı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨ı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨ı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨ı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨ı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨ı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨ı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨ı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨ı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨ı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨ı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨ı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨ı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨ı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨ı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨ı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨ı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨ı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨ı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨ı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨ı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨ı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨ı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨ı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨ı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨ı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨ı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨ı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨ı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨ı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨ı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨ı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨ı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨ı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨
5693
« on: October 13, 2014, 02:15:36 PM »
just buy her more fags
Why should I spend like four quid or a fiver getting her fags I didn't bloody nick in the first place?
youre talking 2british4me
That batman gif works way too well with this post.
5694
« on: October 13, 2014, 01:54:58 PM »
5695
« on: October 13, 2014, 01:53:19 PM »
Oi, only I'm allowed to see that face.
Oh? I see it all the time.
Please don't tease me like that.
who said I'm teasing?
Please don't make my Tru have an ahegao face.
Only I can do that. : (
it's only natural for a dog to have it's tongue out though.
Oh, you're talking about a different face then.
Doggy face anyone can see.
Ahegao face only I can see.
I could be talking about both...
Don't dick my loli pls.
Don't dick my doggy then.
But I want to dick what is mine.
He's not yours.
He damn well is. >:C
5696
« on: October 13, 2014, 01:51:01 PM »
Hah, that's really cool.
5697
« on: October 13, 2014, 11:02:29 AM »
Time to go nuclear!
5698
« on: October 13, 2014, 11:01:38 AM »
Oi, only I'm allowed to see that face.
Oh? I see it all the time.
Please don't tease me like that.
who said I'm teasing?
Please don't make my Tru have an ahegao face.
Only I can do that. : (
it's only natural for a dog to have it's tongue out though.
Oh, you're talking about a different face then.
Doggy face anyone can see.
Ahegao face only I can see.
I could be talking about both...
Don't dick my loli pls.
Don't dick my doggy then.
But I want to dick what is mine.
5699
« on: October 13, 2014, 11:01:09 AM »
Did someone say thighs?
hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
5700
« on: October 13, 2014, 10:52:57 AM »
Oi, only I'm allowed to see that face.
Oh? I see it all the time.
Please don't tease me like that.
who said I'm teasing?
Please don't make my Tru have an ahegao face.
Only I can do that. : (
it's only natural for a dog to have it's tongue out though.
Oh, you're talking about a different face then.
Doggy face anyone can see.
Ahegao face only I can see.
I could be talking about both...
Don't dick my loli pls.
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