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The Flood / ALLAHU AKBAR ALLAHUUUU AKBARRRRRR
« on: October 15, 2014, 06:24:04 PM »
YouTube


ALLAHUAKBAAAAAAAAAAAAR

5642
The Flood / Re: Has anyone here been to Dubai and the surrounding areas
« on: October 15, 2014, 02:33:22 PM »
If I remember correctly alcohol is banned there.
Beautiful city though.

5643
The Flood / Re: Feminism hate thread!
« on: October 15, 2014, 02:32:37 PM »
Today I was told on Twitter that it was okay for women to assume I was a criminal because I'm male.
And I shouldn't be offended by that at all.

Tell me, was your twitter avatar something like this?

No, it's this.

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The Flood / Re: Feminism hate thread!
« on: October 15, 2014, 02:31:41 PM »
We need to establish privilege levels first guys. Check it.


+55
muh privilege
i had no fracking idea how to answer the gender question. cis-scum it is.

I got 115, bow before your cis privileged shitlord.
I got 125. Praise your cis-scum god.

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The Flood / Re: Feminism hate thread!
« on: October 15, 2014, 02:30:03 PM »
Today I was told on Twitter that it was okay for women to assume I was a criminal because I'm male.
And I shouldn't be offended by that at all.

5646
The Flood / Re: Feminism hate thread!
« on: October 15, 2014, 02:10:05 PM »
>125

fuuuuck
I'm so fucking privileged.

5647
The Flood / Re: Ebola-Chan is online.
« on: October 15, 2014, 08:57:23 AM »
>Ebola-Chan
>Not me
What the fuck.
Based Hitler-Kun, is that you?

5648
Gaming / Re: cummunity gaymen
« on: October 14, 2014, 09:20:48 PM »
someone come help this poor fuck

5649
Gaming / Re: cummunity gaymen
« on: October 14, 2014, 08:54:38 PM »
Do I make my name FloodLuis?


ncikname is what we will see


join any matches with a lock the pass will b flud
I ded it

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Gaming / Re: cummunity gaymen
« on: October 14, 2014, 08:45:36 PM »
LOL
Ragequit kiddie

5651
The Flood / Re: Really cool and intense game on r/nosleep
« on: October 14, 2014, 08:27:39 PM »
I'll PM xroom about it.
It's more than likely bull but staring at yourself can have some interesting consequences that he already knows about.

5652
Gaming / Re: cummunity gaymen
« on: October 14, 2014, 08:25:58 PM »
I maed rum

a14958
pass is flud

5653
The Flood / Re: Really cool and intense game on r/nosleep
« on: October 14, 2014, 02:01:57 PM »
I expect a video from xroom mod within the week.

5654
Gaming / Re: So I argued with my friend...
« on: October 14, 2014, 10:53:38 AM »
Isaac Clark would BTFO Price.

5655
Gaming / Re: Destiny........y u lie to me?
« on: October 14, 2014, 10:02:29 AM »


>2014
>trusting game developers

Guise pls.
My last trust orb goes to Hello Games.
If they deliver, my trust will be restored.
Hello Games?
The developers of No Man's Sky.
I really want it to be good. But I really doubt it will be.

5656
The Flood / Re: Use a gif
« on: October 14, 2014, 09:43:11 AM »
Spoiler

Yes.

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The Flood / Re: The Sep7agon Awards(NEW AWARDS ADDED)
« on: October 13, 2014, 10:29:03 PM »
This thread surely went somewhere...
Would it be wrong to blame you?
Don't even talk to my loli.

5658
The Flood / Re: LIVE AND LEARN
« on: October 13, 2014, 10:23:44 PM »
TREE

SUMTINS GOT TA GIV


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The Flood / Re: Have you ever accidentally masturbated?
« on: October 13, 2014, 10:20:46 PM »
Wouldn't that be something to hear yelled from down the hallway.

"Goddammit I masturbated again!"
I hope you know I'm doing that the next time I go to a hotel. :P

Just sprint down the hallway screaming

"crap I masturbated again!" XD
SHIELD YOUR EYES YOUNG ONE
THESE WORDS ARE NOT FOR YOUR VIEWING

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The Flood / Re: LIVE AND LEARN
« on: October 13, 2014, 10:20:04 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Have you ever accidentally masturbated?
« on: October 13, 2014, 10:18:49 PM »
I.. What..
How's it going?
Oh, so that's how damn fickle you really are?
Eh?
All True has to do is pop up and you start hitting on him. You don't want me, you just want my dog!
Making conversation with a friend is bad?
Yes.
: (
^__^
: (

>Mother, will she tear your little boy apart?
I don't need no arms around me
So you're saying you don't need me?
I HAVE SEEN THE WRITING ON THE WALL

25 “This is the inscription that was written:

mene, mene, tekel, parsin

26 “Here is what these words mean:

Mene[e]: God has numbered the days of your reign and brought it to an end.
27 Tekel[f]: You have been weighed on the scales and found wanting.
28 Peres[g]: Your kingdom is divided and given to the Medes and Persians.”
29 Then at Belshazzar’s command, Daniel was clothed in purple, a gold chain was placed around his neck, and he was proclaimed the third highest ruler in the kingdom.
No man, I meant the Egypt porn stories inside the great pyramids. That's some awesome fracking smut writing.
Doesn't that have a lot of people fracking cats and shit?
That's gross man.
Says the man who wants to frack my dog...
But Tru is my loli.
No, tru is my dog.
No, Tru is my loli.
Let's just call Tru our loli-inu.
Fine.
Dog ears are cute.
You do understand that this means we have to wed for the sake of our dog-child, right?
Only if you dress up like this.


I've always wanted to wear a dress like that...
It would look good on you.
You really think so?

I'll need another wig though... I only have a black one.
Best girl has black hair.
Use that one.

5662
The Flood / Re: Have you ever accidentally masturbated?
« on: October 13, 2014, 10:08:06 PM »
I.. What..
How's it going?
Oh, so that's how damn fickle you really are?
Eh?
All True has to do is pop up and you start hitting on him. You don't want me, you just want my dog!
Making conversation with a friend is bad?
Yes.
: (
^__^
: (

>Mother, will she tear your little boy apart?
I don't need no arms around me
So you're saying you don't need me?
I HAVE SEEN THE WRITING ON THE WALL

25 “This is the inscription that was written:

mene, mene, tekel, parsin

26 “Here is what these words mean:

Mene[e]: God has numbered the days of your reign and brought it to an end.
27 Tekel[f]: You have been weighed on the scales and found wanting.
28 Peres[g]: Your kingdom is divided and given to the Medes and Persians.”
29 Then at Belshazzar’s command, Daniel was clothed in purple, a gold chain was placed around his neck, and he was proclaimed the third highest ruler in the kingdom.
No man, I meant the Egypt porn stories inside the great pyramids. That's some awesome fracking smut writing.
Doesn't that have a lot of people fracking cats and shit?
That's gross man.
Says the man who wants to frack my dog...
But Tru is my loli.
No, tru is my dog.
No, Tru is my loli.
Let's just call Tru our loli-inu.
Fine.
Dog ears are cute.
You do understand that this means we have to wed for the sake of our dog-child, right?
Only if you dress up like this.


I've always wanted to wear a dress like that...
It would look good on you.

5663
The Flood / Re: Have you ever accidentally masturbated?
« on: October 13, 2014, 09:56:54 PM »
I.. What..
How's it going?
Oh, so that's how damn fickle you really are?
Eh?
All True has to do is pop up and you start hitting on him. You don't want me, you just want my dog!
Making conversation with a friend is bad?
Yes.
: (
^__^
: (

>Mother, will she tear your little boy apart?
I don't need no arms around me
So you're saying you don't need me?
I HAVE SEEN THE WRITING ON THE WALL

25 “This is the inscription that was written:

mene, mene, tekel, parsin

26 “Here is what these words mean:

Mene[e]: God has numbered the days of your reign and brought it to an end.
27 Tekel[f]: You have been weighed on the scales and found wanting.
28 Peres[g]: Your kingdom is divided and given to the Medes and Persians.”
29 Then at Belshazzar’s command, Daniel was clothed in purple, a gold chain was placed around his neck, and he was proclaimed the third highest ruler in the kingdom.
No man, I meant the Egypt porn stories inside the great pyramids. That's some awesome fracking smut writing.
Doesn't that have a lot of people fracking cats and shit?
That's gross man.
Says the man who wants to frack my dog...
But Tru is my loli.
No, tru is my dog.
No, Tru is my loli.
Let's just call Tru our loli-inu.
Fine.
Dog ears are cute.
You do understand that this means we have to wed for the sake of our dog-child, right?
Only if you dress up like this.


5664
The Flood / Re: Have you ever accidentally masturbated?
« on: October 13, 2014, 09:51:38 PM »
I.. What..
How's it going?
Oh, so that's how damn fickle you really are?
Eh?
All True has to do is pop up and you start hitting on him. You don't want me, you just want my dog!
Making conversation with a friend is bad?
Yes.
: (
^__^
: (

>Mother, will she tear your little boy apart?
I don't need no arms around me
So you're saying you don't need me?
I HAVE SEEN THE WRITING ON THE WALL

25 “This is the inscription that was written:

mene, mene, tekel, parsin

26 “Here is what these words mean:

Mene[e]: God has numbered the days of your reign and brought it to an end.
27 Tekel[f]: You have been weighed on the scales and found wanting.
28 Peres[g]: Your kingdom is divided and given to the Medes and Persians.”
29 Then at Belshazzar’s command, Daniel was clothed in purple, a gold chain was placed around his neck, and he was proclaimed the third highest ruler in the kingdom.
No man, I meant the Egypt porn stories inside the great pyramids. That's some awesome fracking smut writing.
Doesn't that have a lot of people fracking cats and shit?
That's gross man.
Says the man who wants to frack my dog...
But Tru is my loli.
No, tru is my dog.
No, Tru is my loli.
Let's just call Tru our loli-inu.
Fine.
Dog ears are cute.

5665
The Flood / Re: Have you ever accidentally masturbated?
« on: October 13, 2014, 09:44:25 PM »
I.. What..
How's it going?
Oh, so that's how damn fickle you really are?
Eh?
All True has to do is pop up and you start hitting on him. You don't want me, you just want my dog!
Making conversation with a friend is bad?
Yes.
: (
^__^
: (

>Mother, will she tear your little boy apart?
I don't need no arms around me
So you're saying you don't need me?
I HAVE SEEN THE WRITING ON THE WALL

25 “This is the inscription that was written:

mene, mene, tekel, parsin

26 “Here is what these words mean:

Mene[e]: God has numbered the days of your reign and brought it to an end.
27 Tekel[f]: You have been weighed on the scales and found wanting.
28 Peres[g]: Your kingdom is divided and given to the Medes and Persians.”
29 Then at Belshazzar’s command, Daniel was clothed in purple, a gold chain was placed around his neck, and he was proclaimed the third highest ruler in the kingdom.
No man, I meant the Egypt porn stories inside the great pyramids. That's some awesome fracking smut writing.
Doesn't that have a lot of people fracking cats and shit?
That's gross man.
Says the man who wants to frack my dog...
But Tru is my loli.
No, tru is my dog.
No, Tru is my loli.

5666
The Flood / Re: Have you ever accidentally masturbated?
« on: October 13, 2014, 09:43:31 PM »
I.. What..
How's it going?
Oh, so that's how damn fickle you really are?
Eh?
All True has to do is pop up and you start hitting on him. You don't want me, you just want my dog!
Making conversation with a friend is bad?
Yes.
: (
^__^
: (

>Mother, will she tear your little boy apart?
I don't need no arms around me
So you're saying you don't need me?
I HAVE SEEN THE WRITING ON THE WALL

25 “This is the inscription that was written:

mene, mene, tekel, parsin

26 “Here is what these words mean:

Mene[e]: God has numbered the days of your reign and brought it to an end.
27 Tekel[f]: You have been weighed on the scales and found wanting.
28 Peres[g]: Your kingdom is divided and given to the Medes and Persians.”
29 Then at Belshazzar’s command, Daniel was clothed in purple, a gold chain was placed around his neck, and he was proclaimed the third highest ruler in the kingdom.
No man, I meant the Egypt porn stories inside the great pyramids. That's some awesome fracking smut writing.
Doesn't that have a lot of people fracking cats and shit?
That's gross man.
Says the man who wants to frack my dog...
But Tru is my loli.

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The Flood / Re: Have you ever accidentally masturbated?
« on: October 13, 2014, 09:39:17 PM »
I.. What..
How's it going?
Oh, so that's how damn fickle you really are?
Eh?
All True has to do is pop up and you start hitting on him. You don't want me, you just want my dog!
Making conversation with a friend is bad?
Yes.
: (
^__^
: (

>Mother, will she tear your little boy apart?
I don't need no arms around me
So you're saying you don't need me?
I HAVE SEEN THE WRITING ON THE WALL

25 “This is the inscription that was written:

mene, mene, tekel, parsin

26 “Here is what these words mean:

Mene[e]: God has numbered the days of your reign and brought it to an end.
27 Tekel[f]: You have been weighed on the scales and found wanting.
28 Peres[g]: Your kingdom is divided and given to the Medes and Persians.”
29 Then at Belshazzar’s command, Daniel was clothed in purple, a gold chain was placed around his neck, and he was proclaimed the third highest ruler in the kingdom.
No man, I meant the Egypt porn stories inside the great pyramids. That's some awesome fracking smut writing.
Doesn't that have a lot of people fucking cats and shit?
That's gross man.

5668
The Flood / Re: Have you ever accidentally masturbated?
« on: October 13, 2014, 09:37:02 PM »
I.. What..
How's it going?
Oh, so that's how damn fickle you really are?
Eh?
All True has to do is pop up and you start hitting on him. You don't want me, you just want my dog!
Making conversation with a friend is bad?
Yes.
: (
^__^
: (

>Mother, will she tear your little boy apart?
I don't need no arms around me
So you're saying you don't need me?
I HAVE SEEN THE WRITING ON THE WALL

25 “This is the inscription that was written:

mene, mene, tekel, parsin

26 “Here is what these words mean:

Mene[e]: God has numbered the days of your reign and brought it to an end.
27 Tekel[f]: You have been weighed on the scales and found wanting.
28 Peres[g]: Your kingdom is divided and given to the Medes and Persians.”
29 Then at Belshazzar’s command, Daniel was clothed in purple, a gold chain was placed around his neck, and he was proclaimed the third highest ruler in the kingdom.

You're saying that I'm not good enough and that my days are numbered?

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Gaming / Re: Great Gaming Soundtracks
« on: October 13, 2014, 09:32:36 PM »
Morrowind: Bitch please, i just killed 3 gods, u mad bra?

Oblivion: I watched a god beat one, i became a knight, also i became a mad god, thats cool.

Skyrim: uuurrr i r dragunborn who kills dragons uurururuurur hur dur duuuuur
Also I hated that there was morrowind music in Skyrim.
It was annoying to hear music from a good game in such a terrible fracking game.
Plus I love Jeremy Soule's work and there needs to be more.
I think there was only one soundtrack that sounds like Morrowind, and that was the main them, also the dlc soulstime (if I pronouned it correctly) had morrwind musics, but that was it.
Vanilla game literally had remastered music from morrowind.

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