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The Flood / Re: The Waifu God is a pimp
« on: October 16, 2014, 05:46:42 PM »

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The Flood / Re: The Waifu God is a pimp
« on: October 16, 2014, 05:45:11 PM »
God isn't a pimp, he treats woman with respect.

#rekt
>Implying I'm the SJW god
No, bitch. Do you want to get slapped?

5613
The Flood / Re: My mom is way too cute
« on: October 16, 2014, 05:44:32 PM »
I honestly don't think your car could make it to here in Michigan, anyway.

It definently could lol
>potholes everywhere
>Detroit
>Black people
>Snow
Fancy car do not seem to mix.

I doubt there are potholes on the highways
You would be surprised.

I'll take your word for it. But damn, that's bad
It's michigan. Our roads are shit 24/7 due to the snow of the past winter.

5614
The Flood / The Waifu God is a pimp
« on: October 16, 2014, 05:43:23 PM »
Prove me wrong.
Fun fact:
Spoiler
You can't

5615
The Flood / MOAR SIR SEBASTION
« on: October 16, 2014, 03:48:33 PM »
YouTube


HYPE HYPE HYPE

5616
The Flood / Re: She faked a pregnancy..to get rid of me. LoL
« on: October 16, 2014, 01:54:38 PM »
>3DPD being cunt'
What the fuck do you expect?
Why does nobody ever listen to me?
Women only exist to manipulate and hurt men.

5617
The Flood / Re: Have any of you ever met each other IRL?
« on: October 16, 2014, 01:36:24 PM »
Not that I'd want to meet any of you though...

So.. Yeah.
That is a lie.

I bet you my virginity it's not.
Don't be silly.

You don't have a virginity.
I took that some time ago.

5618
The Flood / Re: The Sep7agon Awards(BEST WEEB????)
« on: October 16, 2014, 10:40:26 AM »
Well shit
No thats Tru's fetish.
Oss does like piss tho.
The frack, no i fracking dont
Its okay Oss, even if you like golden showers, we still accept you.
fracking hell, ill be a goddamn cumdumpster anyday but piss is a no no.
We're all accepting of your little fetish, Oss.
No need to hide it.

5619
The Flood / Re: The Sep7agon Awards(BEST WEEB????)
« on: October 16, 2014, 10:30:34 AM »

5620
The Flood / Re: Since Ebola is now in Connecticut
« on: October 16, 2014, 10:19:58 AM »
Michigan, I have walls of criminals and degenerates for it to get through before it reaches me.

5621
The Flood / Re: Have any of you ever met each other IRL?
« on: October 16, 2014, 10:11:05 AM »
I think the closest person to me is Class.
Like frack am I going to see that pleb.

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The Flood / Re: The Sep7agon Awards(BEST WEEB????)
« on: October 16, 2014, 10:09:53 AM »
>These plebeian weebs are arguing about how their all the biggest weeb

Silly weeblings. I AM the japanophile.

That hurts to look at.

I'd like to nominate Oss as best cumdumpster.

5623
The Flood / Re: The Sep7agon Awards(BEST WEEB????)
« on: October 16, 2014, 10:07:36 AM »
>These plebeian weebs are arguing about how their all the biggest weeb

Silly weeblings. I AM the japanophile.

5624
The Flood / Re: My real goal in life
« on: October 16, 2014, 10:04:25 AM »
My goal is to be as /fa/ as this guy

and as otherworldly talented as this guy

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             
swag
2sweg4me

5627
The Flood / Re: Staff Left Me To Watch Over You Guys
« on: October 16, 2014, 02:13:29 AM »
*throws block at you*
*Grabs you*
*Takes you into bedroom*
YouTube

*Muffled noises*

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The Flood / Re: Staff Left Me To Watch Over You Guys
« on: October 16, 2014, 02:10:49 AM »

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The Flood / Re: Staff Left Me To Watch Over You Guys
« on: October 16, 2014, 02:08:40 AM »


I'm going to bed now.
Have fun.

5630
The Flood / Re: The Sep7agon Awards(BEST WEEB????)
« on: October 16, 2014, 02:04:09 AM »
Look what you've done  rocket

Look Tortise-san!
I put you on a rocket xDDD


5631
.8 microseconds.

5632
The Flood / Re: The Sep7agon Awards(BEST WEEB????)
« on: October 16, 2014, 01:44:25 AM »
Quote
True Torquoise



Bad enough you didn't use 'Tru' even more so you spelled it like I'm a sea turtle
I'm laughing so hard right now.
"Tru tortise ready for duty!"

5633
The Flood / Re: My real goal in life
« on: October 16, 2014, 01:18:46 AM »
Imagine how frightening it would be to gaze upon a 3-dimensional living, breathing cartoon character.
My dick is already hard.

5634
The Flood / My real goal in life
« on: October 16, 2014, 12:23:37 AM »
I know what you're all thinking.
I want to spread the word of waifuism to all people across the universe to save them from the evils of 3DPD, right?

Wrong.
All I want out of life is to bring anime girls into real life and then bury myself in them.
A giant fUcking pile of anime girls just begging me to jump into them like a pool.
A pool of anime girls.

5635
Serious / Re: BREAKING NEWS: Ebola has breached into Texas
« on: October 15, 2014, 10:14:21 PM »
Shit, I just shipped my copy of the MGS legacy collection from Texas.
I'm boned.

5636
Serious / Re: People I don't feel bad for:
« on: October 15, 2014, 10:08:27 PM »
You've never driven a little drunk?
Nope, alcohol is for plebeians.

5637
The Flood / Re: mcdonalds is going out of business
« on: October 15, 2014, 07:56:35 PM »
>TFW over the past three years MCD has 15 billion net income

5638
The Flood / Re: ALLAHU AKBAR ALLAHUUUU AKBARRRRRR
« on: October 15, 2014, 06:34:16 PM »
I didn't even need to see who uploaded it to know it was hitler-sempai.
Hitler-senpai is king.
YouTube

5639
The Flood / Re: ASSuming direct control
« on: October 15, 2014, 06:31:28 PM »
so that's what that does
YouTube


Can't shill me, Jew.

5640
The Flood / Re: ASSuming direct control
« on: October 15, 2014, 06:26:34 PM »
Not the bum bum!
ALWAYS THE BUM BUM

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