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5581
The Flood / Re: So how have I been lately?
« on: October 16, 2014, 09:36:42 PM »
Post your chick's tits and I'll like you more.

Spoiler
Just kidding
Spoiler
Like i'd ever enjoy 3DPD

What is 3DPD?

I refuse to look it up

3 Dimensional Pig Disgusting IIRC

Is that seriously it?

It's an acronym to refer to human beings/women in particular. And yes.

Huh, thanks
Basically the weebs think that 2D girls are better than real ones.
Because they are. A 2D girl will never leave you and take half your stuff.
That's because they're imaginary!
You're imaginary.
That would just mean that I'm more powerful than you could possibly imagine.

thanks fgt
But then you wouldn't be imaginary.
If I'm imagining myself, then I am.
But if you're imagining yourself, what's imagining your base consciousness for yourself to imagine yourself with?
You're just not of high enough intellect to comprehend.
Or are you just too vain to admit that you're all figments of my imagination that I created to pass the time while I whither away at the state asylum? Hmm? Didn't think about that, did you?
What you fail to realize is that you're a figment of my imagination and I made you make this world while you wither away in the asylum whilst I wither away in the nothingness of the void.
Oh my... that's so sad... couldn't you have atleast imagined me happier?
I'm visiting you now, in your dream world pretending to be your BB, aren't I?
But it's all just a dream...
If you can't tell the difference it's just as real as anything else, from a philosophical stance.
But doesn't knowing an illusion for what it is break the illusion?
If you can't tell the difference how are you to tell which is the illusion?
Because the illusion revealed it self as such.
How are you to know that wasn't just an illusion?
Because why would my illusionary projections deceive me?
Why wouldn't they?
Because it's not in my subconsciousness's interest to deceive the ego.
whose to say its even an illusion of your subconcious?
Where else would it come from, my friggin id?
Aloenz? brain in a vat? Gawd?
So you're telling  me that my illusions are actually someone else's hallucinations?
I've already told you you're just a product of my own imagination.
But then why continue living if you have to imagine me for company?
Why not?

5582
The Flood / Re: So how have I been lately?
« on: October 16, 2014, 09:33:48 PM »
Post your chick's tits and I'll like you more.

Spoiler
Just kidding
Spoiler
Like i'd ever enjoy 3DPD

What is 3DPD?

I refuse to look it up

3 Dimensional Pig Disgusting IIRC

Is that seriously it?

It's an acronym to refer to human beings/women in particular. And yes.

Huh, thanks
Basically the weebs think that 2D girls are better than real ones.
Because they are. A 2D girl will never leave you and take half your stuff.
That's because they're imaginary!
You're imaginary.
That would just mean that I'm more powerful than you could possibly imagine.

thanks fgt
But then you wouldn't be imaginary.
If I'm imagining myself, then I am.
But if you're imagining yourself, what's imagining your base consciousness for yourself to imagine yourself with?
You're just not of high enough intellect to comprehend.
Or are you just too vain to admit that you're all figments of my imagination that I created to pass the time while I whither away at the state asylum? Hmm? Didn't think about that, did you?
What you fail to realize is that you're a figment of my imagination and I made you make this world while you wither away in the asylum whilst I wither away in the nothingness of the void.
Oh my... that's so sad... couldn't you have atleast imagined me happier?
I'm visiting you now, in your dream world pretending to be your BB, aren't I?
But it's all just a dream...
If you can't tell the difference it's just as real as anything else, from a philosophical stance.
But doesn't knowing an illusion for what it is break the illusion?
If you can't tell the difference how are you to tell which is the illusion?
Because the illusion revealed it self as such.
How are you to know that wasn't just an illusion?
Because why would my illusionary projections deceive me?
Why wouldn't they?
Because it's not in my subconsciousness's interest to deceive the ego.
whose to say its even an illusion of your subconcious?
Where else would it come from, my friggin id?
Aloenz? brain in a vat? Gawd?
So you're telling  me that my illusions are actually someone else's hallucinations?
I've already told you you're just a product of my own imagination.

5583
The Flood / Re: The Waifu God is a pimp
« on: October 16, 2014, 09:32:09 PM »
Whoa....what the frack is going on here then...why the frack is the animal food thing here, why am i staring at trus butt in public. Why am i awake.
Why.


Bitch, get back into bed.

5584
The Flood / Re: So how have I been lately?
« on: October 16, 2014, 08:36:36 PM »
Post your chick's tits and I'll like you more.

Spoiler
Just kidding
Spoiler
Like i'd ever enjoy 3DPD

What is 3DPD?

I refuse to look it up

3 Dimensional Pig Disgusting IIRC

Is that seriously it?

It's an acronym to refer to human beings/women in particular. And yes.

Huh, thanks
Basically the weebs think that 2D girls are better than real ones.
Because they are. A 2D girl will never leave you and take half your stuff.
That's because they're imaginary!
You're imaginary.
That would just mean that I'm more powerful than you could possibly imagine.

thanks fgt
But then you wouldn't be imaginary.
If I'm imagining myself, then I am.
But if you're imagining yourself, what's imagining your base consciousness for yourself to imagine yourself with?
You're just not of high enough intellect to comprehend.
Or are you just too vain to admit that you're all figments of my imagination that I created to pass the time while I whither away at the state asylum? Hmm? Didn't think about that, did you?
What you fail to realize is that you're a figment of my imagination and I made you make this world while you wither away in the asylum whilst I wither away in the nothingness of the void.
Oh my... that's so sad... couldn't you have atleast imagined me happier?
I'm visiting you now, in your dream world pretending to be your BB, aren't I?

5585
The Flood / Re: Flood, can you do me a favour?
« on: October 16, 2014, 08:35:54 PM »
Have you tried /fit/?
On reddit? there's a board for that? well shit.
4chan, not reddit.

5586
The Flood / Re: So how have I been lately?
« on: October 16, 2014, 08:35:09 PM »
Post your chick's tits and I'll like you more.

Spoiler
Just kidding
Spoiler
Like i'd ever enjoy 3DPD

What is 3DPD?

I refuse to look it up

3 Dimensional Pig Disgusting IIRC

Is that seriously it?

It's an acronym to refer to human beings/women in particular. And yes.

Huh, thanks
Basically the weebs think that 2D girls are better than real ones.
Because they are. A 2D girl will never leave you and take half your stuff.
That's because they're imaginary!
You're imaginary.
That would just mean that I'm more powerful than you could possibly imagine.

thanks fgt
But then you wouldn't be imaginary.
If I'm imagining myself, then I am.
But if you're imagining yourself, what's imagining your base consciousness for yourself to imagine yourself with?
You're just not of high enough intellect to comprehend.
Or are you just too vain to admit that you're all figments of my imagination that I created to pass the time while I whither away at the state asylum? Hmm? Didn't think about that, did you?
What you fail to realize is that you're a figment of my imagination and I made you make this world while you wither away in the asylum whilst I wither away in the nothingness of the void.

5587
The Flood / Re: So how have I been lately?
« on: October 16, 2014, 08:31:20 PM »
Post your chick's tits and I'll like you more.

Spoiler
Just kidding
Spoiler
Like i'd ever enjoy 3DPD

What is 3DPD?

I refuse to look it up

3 Dimensional Pig Disgusting IIRC

Is that seriously it?

It's an acronym to refer to human beings/women in particular. And yes.

Huh, thanks
Basically the weebs think that 2D girls are better than real ones.
Because they are. A 2D girl will never leave you and take half your stuff.
That's because they're imaginary!
You're imaginary.
That would just mean that I'm more powerful than you could possibly imagine.

thanks fgt
But then you wouldn't be imaginary.
If I'm imagining myself, then I am.
"I think therefore I am"
Correct?
Incorrect.
I think, therefore, you are.

5588
The Flood / Re: The Waifu God is a pimp
« on: October 16, 2014, 08:20:53 PM »
I want to see Tru's hair.
That's 20,000 shekels.
Free for me, Tru is my property.
So you're pressing your forged de-jure claim?
Bring it.

5590
The Flood / Re: The Waifu God is a pimp
« on: October 16, 2014, 08:14:35 PM »
I want to see Tru's hair.
That's 20,000 shekels.

5591
The Flood / Re: So how have I been lately?
« on: October 16, 2014, 08:13:32 PM »
Post your chick's tits and I'll like you more.

Spoiler
Just kidding
Spoiler
Like i'd ever enjoy 3DPD

What is 3DPD?

I refuse to look it up

3 Dimensional Pig Disgusting IIRC

Is that seriously it?

It's an acronym to refer to human beings/women in particular. And yes.

Huh, thanks
Basically the weebs think that 2D girls are better than real ones.
Because they are. A 2D girl will never leave you and take half your stuff.
That's because they're imaginary!
>Implying my 2D waifu doesn't exist in another universe
You bigot.

5592
The Flood / Re: So how have I been lately?
« on: October 16, 2014, 08:11:56 PM »
Post your chick's tits and I'll like you more.

Spoiler
Just kidding
Spoiler
Like i'd ever enjoy 3DPD

What is 3DPD?

I refuse to look it up

3 Dimensional Pig Disgusting IIRC

Is that seriously it?

It's an acronym to refer to human beings/women in particular. And yes.

Huh, thanks
Basically the weebs think that 2D girls are better than real ones.
Pathetic brainwashed pleb, I truly feel bad for you.

5593
The Flood / Re: So how have I been lately?
« on: October 16, 2014, 08:00:38 PM »
Post your chick's tits and I'll like you more.

Spoiler
Just kidding
Spoiler
Like i'd ever enjoy 3DPD

What is 3DPD?

I refuse to look it up
>Not using google like a productive member of society
Stay sheeple.

5594
The Flood / Re: So how have I been lately?
« on: October 16, 2014, 07:59:47 PM »
Post your chick's tits and I'll like you more.

Spoiler
Just kidding
Spoiler
Like i'd ever enjoy 3DPD

Waifu has a new acolyte I see <.<
My religion spreads like wildfire, because it is TRUTH

5595
The Flood / Re: This creature's existence bothers me greatly
« on: October 16, 2014, 07:48:45 PM »
It's just like one of my Japanese animes...

5596
The Flood / Re: 100% accurate music genre descriptions
« on: October 16, 2014, 07:47:28 PM »

5597
The Flood / Re: What comic book series would you suggest?
« on: October 16, 2014, 07:41:43 PM »
>Western Comics
LOL

5598
The Flood / Re: 100% accurate music genre descriptions
« on: October 16, 2014, 07:41:13 PM »
>not describing my favorite genre of alternative folk punk country acoustic rock
>mfw
YouTube

YouTube


ty for the 8/10 music
Mah edgy niqqa.
You like the Poe?

5599
The Flood / Re: The Waifu God is a pimp
« on: October 16, 2014, 07:39:38 PM »
'Tis Tru!

I HAD A HAIR CLIP ONCE. Just..once..

Go to bed you fracking moron
Hair clips are 'dorbs.
When I go visit you will you put it on for me?

5600
The Flood / Re: The Waifu God is a pimp
« on: October 16, 2014, 06:21:50 PM »

5601
The Flood / Re: The Waifu God is a pimp
« on: October 16, 2014, 06:19:36 PM »
Wait... Waifu, how could you whore out our loli-inu like this?
You joking? I just made four bucks!

5602
The Flood / Re: The Waifu God is a pimp
« on: October 16, 2014, 06:13:14 PM »
Just so you know, Byrne, 20 shekels is about 4 Pounds.

5604
The Flood / Re: The Waifu God is a pimp
« on: October 16, 2014, 06:06:01 PM »

5605
The Flood / Re: Sup Fate/Flood, Check Out What I've Got
« on: October 16, 2014, 06:04:36 PM »
you briefly run into an alternate dimension taiga

5607
The Flood / Re: The Waifu God is a pimp
« on: October 16, 2014, 06:00:10 PM »
Spoiler

Halp
I like your ass.
That ass is mine, get your own.
Sorry, Yu.
As part of our agreement I'm using my share of the ass and renting it out for an hourly rate.
I need more money for my vacation next summer.

But my son, you are my daughter, and therefore cannot be a pimp.
You what
Yes, dear nephew, you heard me correct.
u r fgt
No, Female first cousin whom I am totally not having lewd thoughts about, you are the maggot.
u no u r the unly 1 wh0 cn hav dis bumm

5608
The Flood / Re: The Waifu God is a pimp
« on: October 16, 2014, 05:57:17 PM »

5609
The Flood / Re: The Waifu God is a pimp
« on: October 16, 2014, 05:50:34 PM »
God isn't a pimp, he treats woman with respect.

#rekt
>Implying I'm the SJW god
No, bitch. Do you want to get slapped?
Backhand or front hand?



But my son, you are my daughter, and therefore cannot be a pimp.
You what

5610
The Flood / Re: My mom is way too cute
« on: October 16, 2014, 05:47:47 PM »
I honestly don't think your car could make it to here in Michigan, anyway.

It definently could lol
>potholes everywhere
>Detroit
>Black people
>Snow
Fancy car do not seem to mix.

I doubt there are potholes on the highways
You would be surprised.

I'll take your word for it. But damn, that's bad
It's michigan. Our roads are shit 24/7 due to the snow of the past winter.

How would snow make potholes on Tarmac though?
Like hell if I know.
But it does. ._.

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