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The Flood / Re: Halloween Costume Selfie
« on: October 30, 2014, 10:49:00 PM »

#NoMakeup
#NoFilter
#TotesAdorbs
#IWokeUpLikeThis
OMG
ur liek soooo cute!

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The Flood / Re: Waifuism and you
« on: October 30, 2014, 10:46:25 PM »


Shit, sorry I'm late, guys.

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The Flood / Re: I'll prove Osskunt wrong
« on: October 30, 2014, 10:43:07 PM »
Bitch, if anyone's having a baby, it's me! And it ain't gonna be with no whiney-ass black.. thing!

Dammit! there's too many people talking to me at once and I'm mixing you fucks up!
I'll give you a baby.
Please, just calm down.

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The Flood / Re: despair
« on: October 30, 2014, 10:35:07 PM »
YouTube


relephant

5046
The Flood / Re: I'll prove Osskunt wrong
« on: October 30, 2014, 10:32:28 PM »

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The Flood / Re: I'll prove Osskunt wrong
« on: October 30, 2014, 10:29:03 PM »
you wont be getting any poosay

I WILL, FUCK YOU
exact words of your gf as she approaches you with a strapon
I love a dominant woman, faggot.
said gasai as his gf continued to penetrate him
Go crawl back into a ball in the corner
tides have turned
How the tables turned
ushxdfh jd fgjdcnh znxjfnj

I just wanna mash your face in!
That's not cool.

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The Flood / Re: You guys sure do love spam, huh?
« on: October 30, 2014, 10:26:04 PM »
this place is either extremely retarded, or extremely dramatic. there is no middle ground

I wish we had a larger number of reasonable users.
But that ship set sail, burned, then sank long ago.
I am the only reasonable one here.

Opinions are nice huh?
Of course.
However, I feel as though you are taking my previous statement and saying it is an opinion.
If this is the case I must say that my statement was a fact, not an opinion.

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The Flood / Re: You guys sure do love spam, huh?
« on: October 30, 2014, 10:24:07 PM »
this place is either extremely retarded, or extremely dramatic. there is no middle ground

I wish we had a larger number of reasonable users.
But that ship set sail, burned, then sank long ago.
I am the only reasonable one here.

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The Flood / Re: I'll prove Osskunt wrong
« on: October 30, 2014, 10:23:10 PM »

I'm not havin' none of you tonight!
What about me?
Did I say anything about you?
No, I didn't.
But, what about me?

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The Flood / Re: You guys sure do love spam, huh?
« on: October 30, 2014, 10:22:44 PM »
this place is either extremely retarded, or extremely dramatic. there is no middle ground
We wouldn't have it any other way.

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The Flood / Re: I'll prove Osskunt wrong
« on: October 30, 2014, 10:21:25 PM »

I'm not havin' none of you tonight!
What about me?

5053
The Flood / Re: Help with a google search.
« on: October 30, 2014, 10:20:25 PM »


^^

5054
The Flood / Re: I'll prove Osskunt wrong
« on: October 30, 2014, 10:19:03 PM »

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The Flood / Re: I'll prove Osskunt wrong
« on: October 30, 2014, 10:17:50 PM »
Gais, dunt bully yuno.

5056
The Flood / Re: Have you ever not had any friends?
« on: October 30, 2014, 10:13:51 PM »
And then I had a girlfriend
The truth comes out

Ossku is a girl
yes of course i also live in america
I knew it.
you remember all those times you said >3DPD?
yeah i cried everytime like a bitch
Crying means you cared.
...
.....
Spoiler
>3DPD
>Caring about me
*bzzzzt*
ERROR:3090
SYSTEM RESTART
ha
ANOMALY DETECTED
LOGICAL ERROR FIXED
SUBJECT ASSIGNED STATUS: MANGIRL

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The Flood / Re: Have you ever not had any friends?
« on: October 30, 2014, 09:42:04 PM »
And then I had a girlfriend
The truth comes out

Ossku is a girl
yes of course i also live in america
I knew it.
you remember all those times you said >3DPD?
yeah i cried everytime like a bitch
Crying means you cared.
...
.....
Spoiler
>3DPD
>Caring about me
*bzzzzt*
ERROR:3090
SYSTEM RESTART

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The Flood / Re: Anyone else see something amusingly ironic here?
« on: October 30, 2014, 09:21:18 PM »
heheheheheheheheh

5060
The Flood / Re: New Sir Sebastian video
« on: October 30, 2014, 08:54:05 PM »
His hands are disturbingly multi-jointed.
YouTube

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The Flood / New Sir Sebastian video
« on: October 30, 2014, 08:40:03 PM »
YouTube

Best candy reviewer.
All time.

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The Flood / Re: re
« on: October 30, 2014, 08:31:25 PM »
attack

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The Flood / Re: I'm so ronery
« on: October 30, 2014, 08:28:47 PM »
You have brought great dishono to famury
I work wiwwy hawrd and make a gret prence
but nobady rissens nobady underrands
sheems rike nowan takes me seriroousreeeeeeee

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The Flood / I'm so ronery
« on: October 30, 2014, 08:25:59 PM »
So ronery.
So ronery and sadry arone.
Got nowan to hord me, just shitting on mi rittle throne

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The Flood / Re: Stephen Colbert defects
« on: October 30, 2014, 08:22:52 PM »
They will find his sunken skeleton in the depths of lake Michigan in about ten years.

I know not what this means. Where'd Colbert go off to?

SHHH SHHH SHHH

NOT YET

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The Flood / Re: re
« on: October 30, 2014, 08:16:47 PM »
babies

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The Flood / Re: re
« on: October 30, 2014, 08:16:25 PM »
rape

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The Flood / Re: :(
« on: October 30, 2014, 06:53:17 PM »
I buy something else...
Alcohol makes me happy, too..
How about cuddles instead?
I have nothing to cuddle in my big empty bed...
What a coincidence, I also have a big empty bed.
Maybe we should downsize and sleep on one big bed together?
But you're in Michigan, and I'm in skool!
And I can't cheat on Oss....
Love isn't determined by distance, hun.
Has Oss ever offered to cuddle with you?
>_>
mehbe

I'm not at liberty to disclose such information.
Think on it.
I'll always be here.

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