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4201
« on: January 06, 2015, 08:06:12 PM »
*comes in soaking wet*
I'm really cold and I need a way to warm up, can you help me?
Ye
*hugs you tight*
Come on
I'll run you a bath
Thanks, you can join me if you want.
*joins you*
*squeezes up against you*
*starts stroking thigh*
That feels nice, doesn't it?
*lets out contained moan*
Here, let me wash your back.
*turns over*
*starts massaging soap into your back*
*slowly works my way down your back*
*tries so hard to contain moans*
*starts to massage around your legs and groin*
*starts teasing you*
*strokes your arm*
*brings your face close to mine*
Your lips are so beautiful.
*begins to passionately kiss*
*can't contain it anymore*
*sticks tongue deep into your mouth*
*moans*
Dad?
What are you doing?
Uh
Go play with your games Jimmy!
This looks like a lot more fun though.
I could get the rope and tie you up like the way you always ask me to.
*moment of indecision*
Uh
No
Not today
How about the riding crop?
*can't hold back anymore*
Oh come here
*embraces in tongue deep kiss*
Ngh, buh daddeh, whac aboth the widing cwop?
4202
« on: January 06, 2015, 08:03:38 PM »
*comes in soaking wet*
I'm really cold and I need a way to warm up, can you help me?
Ye
*hugs you tight*
Come on
I'll run you a bath
Thanks, you can join me if you want.
*joins you*
*squeezes up against you*
*starts stroking thigh*
That feels nice, doesn't it?
*lets out contained moan*
Here, let me wash your back.
*turns over*
*starts massaging soap into your back*
*slowly works my way down your back*
*tries so hard to contain moans*
*starts to massage around your legs and groin*
*starts teasing you*
*strokes your arm*
*brings your face close to mine*
Your lips are so beautiful.
*begins to passionately kiss*
*can't contain it anymore*
*sticks tongue deep into your mouth*
*moans*
Dad?
What are you doing?
Uh
Go play with your games Jimmy!
This looks like a lot more fun though.
I could get the rope and tie you up like the way you always ask me to.
*moment of indecision*
Uh
No
Not today
How about the riding crop?
4203
« on: January 06, 2015, 08:03:05 PM »
Oh shit. It's you again. What's up?
Oh shit, I have no idea who you are.
4204
« on: January 06, 2015, 07:59:40 PM »
*comes in soaking wet*
I'm really cold and I need a way to warm up, can you help me?
Ye
*hugs you tight*
Come on
I'll run you a bath
Thanks, you can join me if you want.
*joins you*
*squeezes up against you*
*starts stroking thigh*
That feels nice, doesn't it?
*lets out contained moan*
Here, let me wash your back.
*turns over*
*starts massaging soap into your back*
*slowly works my way down your back*
*tries so hard to contain moans*
*starts to massage around your legs and groin*
*starts teasing you*
*strokes your arm*
*brings your face close to mine*
Your lips are so beautiful.
*begins to passionately kiss*
*can't contain it anymore*
*sticks tongue deep into your mouth*
*moans*
Dad?
What are you doing?
Uh
Go play with your games Jimmy!
This looks like a lot more fun though. I could get the rope and tie you up like the way you always ask me to.
4205
« on: January 06, 2015, 07:58:49 PM »
4206
« on: January 06, 2015, 07:58:09 PM »
*comes in soaking wet*
I'm really cold and I need a way to warm up, can you help me?
Ye
*hugs you tight*
Come on
I'll run you a bath
Thanks, you can join me if you want.
*joins you*
*squeezes up against you*
*starts stroking thigh*
That feels nice, doesn't it?
*lets out contained moan*
Here, let me wash your back.
*turns over*
*starts massaging soap into your back*
*slowly works my way down your back*
*tries so hard to contain moans*
*starts to massage around your legs and groin*
*starts teasing you*
*strokes your arm*
*brings your face close to mine*
Your lips are so beautiful.
*begins to passionately kiss*
*can't contain it anymore*
*sticks tongue deep into your mouth*
*moans*
Dad? What are you doing?
4207
« on: January 06, 2015, 07:57:38 PM »
Hey, you and me both. I just happen to have an empty beach nearby and a basket full of baked goods. Why don't we go for a walk?
4208
« on: January 06, 2015, 02:58:02 PM »
GET ON THAT GRILL AND MAKE ME SOME REG MEAT MAGGOT
4209
« on: January 06, 2015, 02:57:39 PM »
何ですがあなただけのあなたは少しですが、私についてですがクソでしたか？私はあなたが私は海軍デスで私ですがの上部を卒業知っている、と私はアル·デスに関する多数の秘密デスに関わってきたでしょう、と私は300以上確認さですがを持っている。私はですが戦の訓練を受けていると私は全体米軍ですがトップですがね。あなたは私に何もなく、ちょうど別ですがありません。私は、このデスに前に見たことがないそのうちの好きデスであなたに性交を行っです私のクソのですがマークされます。あなたはですがにわたり私にそのですが言って逃げることができると思う？ 、再びですがと思います。我々は、私は全米ですが私の秘密のネットワーク連絡しており、あなたがより良い、スパムウジを準備、あなたのデスが、今トレースされているように話す。あなたがですが呼び出す哀れな小さなものを一掃スパム。あなたは、子供をですがクソだ。私は、ですがですをすることができ、私はデスの方法の上であなたをですができ、それはちょうど私の裸ですがでます。だけでなく、あなた少しですが、私は広範囲に非武装ですが訓練を受けていますが、私は、米国デスの全体の兵器庫へのアクセス権を持っていると私はデスの顔を離れてあなたの惨めなですがを拭くために、その最大限にそれを使用します。唯一のあなたがあなたの上にダウンさせることを約あったあなたの小さな「です」のコメントですが不浄何を知っていたことができれば、多分あなたはあなたのクソのですが開催だろう。しかし、あなたはですがを田舎者の白人野郎、あなたはです、です、そして今、あなたはですがだ。私はすべてのあなたの上ですがくそし、あなたはそれに溺れます。あなたは、きみをですがクソだ。
>mfw I should probably be bothered to translate some other copypasta into moonrunes because this getting a bit stale for me now.
What you, but you just you is a little, but I is about was a fucking? I you I I is at the Navy Death know graduated from the top of the but, and I would have been involved in a number of secret death for a certain Death, and I have but is more than 300 check of there. I But I, but I am, but is the top overall US military and are trained in the war. You is not nothing to me, do not have to, but just is another. I, in love Death of them never seen before in this death is done you the fuck am I fucking will be, but mark. You But it is that I do over I think can be, but escape to say? , Is again I think, but with. We, I have network contact of my secret but is the United States, you better, prepare Supamuuji, your death is, speaking as being traced now. Spam wipe out the small pathetic what you call But. You're fucking But the children. I, But is it can be a, I can make you But on the death of the way, it is just my naked but I get. Not only, but you are a little, but I have received but extensively is unarmed training, I, and have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Death I off the face of death In order to wipe But your miserable, you can use it to its fullest. As long as the only thing you have is your "is" a small comment that that bring down was about on top of you but knew what unclean, maybe you are you fucking but it would be held. However, you can But the redneck white guy, you are is, and now, you're But. I all of it is on top of you, but Kusoshi, you will drown in it. You're a kid But shit
This is highly inappropriate.
Don't worry, I will relieve you from your arousal.
4210
« on: January 06, 2015, 02:52:13 PM »
何ですがあなただけのあなたは少しですが、私についてですがクソでしたか？私はあなたが私は海軍デスで私ですがの上部を卒業知っている、と私はアル·デスに関する多数の秘密デスに関わってきたでしょう、と私は300以上確認さですがを持っている。私はですが戦の訓練を受けていると私は全体米軍ですがトップですがね。あなたは私に何もなく、ちょうど別ですがありません。私は、このデスに前に見たことがないそのうちの好きデスであなたに性交を行っです私のクソのですがマークされます。あなたはですがにわたり私にそのですが言って逃げることができると思う？ 、再びですがと思います。我々は、私は全米ですが私の秘密のネットワーク連絡しており、あなたがより良い、スパムウジを準備、あなたのデスが、今トレースされているように話す。あなたがですが呼び出す哀れな小さなものを一掃スパム。あなたは、子供をですがクソだ。私は、ですがですをすることができ、私はデスの方法の上であなたをですができ、それはちょうど私の裸ですがでます。だけでなく、あなた少しですが、私は広範囲に非武装ですが訓練を受けていますが、私は、米国デスの全体の兵器庫へのアクセス権を持っていると私はデスの顔を離れてあなたの惨めなですがを拭くために、その最大限にそれを使用します。唯一のあなたがあなたの上にダウンさせることを約あったあなたの小さな「です」のコメントですが不浄何を知っていたことができれば、多分あなたはあなたのクソのですが開催だろう。しかし、あなたはですがを田舎者の白人野郎、あなたはです、です、そして今、あなたはですがだ。私はすべてのあなたの上ですがくそし、あなたはそれに溺れます。あなたは、きみをですがクソだ。
>mfw I should probably be bothered to translate some other copypasta into moonrunes because this getting a bit stale for me now.
What you, but you just you is a little, but I is about was a fucking? I you I I is at the Navy Death know graduated from the top of the but, and I would have been involved in a number of secret death for a certain Death, and I have but is more than 300 check of there. I But I, but I am, but is the top overall US military and are trained in the war. You is not nothing to me, do not have to, but just is another. I, in love Death of them never seen before in this death is done you the fuck am I fucking will be, but mark. You But it is that I do over I think can be, but escape to say? , Is again I think, but with. We, I have network contact of my secret but is the United States, you better, prepare Supamuuji, your death is, speaking as being traced now. Spam wipe out the small pathetic what you call But. You're fucking But the children. I, But is it can be a, I can make you But on the death of the way, it is just my naked but I get. Not only, but you are a little, but I have received but extensively is unarmed training, I, and have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Death I off the face of death In order to wipe But your miserable, you can use it to its fullest. As long as the only thing you have is your "is" a small comment that that bring down was about on top of you but knew what unclean, maybe you are you fucking but it would be held. However, you can But the redneck white guy, you are is, and now, you're But. I all of it is on top of you, but Kusoshi, you will drown in it. You're a kid But shit
4211
« on: January 06, 2015, 02:48:03 PM »
do anime fans wonder why people hate them
or do they have an understanding of how annoying and insufferable they can be like this is an honest question because
from what i can tell, a lot of weeaboos will wonder why people hate anime without giving it a chance--but they also happen to be the least welcoming fanbase ever
except bronies
Get out newfag.
4212
« on: January 06, 2015, 02:47:26 PM »
Yo, I'll take a Bacon Clubhouse Sandwich, make it crispy.
A large fry
And a large Dr. Pepper
>Not just ordering the large meal
You're what's wrong with this planet.
Says the guy that puts silver onions on his cheeseburger
Says the guy who likes the burger with the onions that literally make most of the workers gag
Someone's gotta make it
And all of them end up gagging. Fuck those grilled onions, man. They smelled like shit.
4213
« on: January 06, 2015, 02:46:27 PM »
Now I want a burger.
Havent had one in ages.
I can make a hotdog out of you  ))))
4214
« on: January 06, 2015, 02:43:46 PM »
That guys mouth is weird
your mouth is going to look weird when im done with it you little
Back off from my boypussy.
4215
« on: January 06, 2015, 02:42:33 PM »
Yo, I'll take a Bacon Clubhouse Sandwich, make it crispy.
A large fry
And a large Dr. Pepper
>Not just ordering the large meal
You're what's wrong with this planet.
Says the guy that puts silver onions on his cheeseburger
Says the guy who likes the burger with the onions that literally make most of the workers gag
4216
« on: January 06, 2015, 02:40:50 PM »
Yo, I'll take a Bacon Clubhouse Sandwich, make it crispy.
A large fry
And a large Dr. Pepper
>Not just ordering the large meal You're what's wrong with this planet.
4217
« on: January 06, 2015, 02:39:52 PM »
Give me a double cheeseburger no pickle or ketchup.
Sub slivered onions, white cheddar, and an artisan roll.
NOW WAGE BOY
NOW
Who the fuck puts slivered onions on their cheeseburger?
It's better than the dehydrated onions that turn red when you use water that's too hot.
I wouldn't know. All I do is hand out the food and take orders. I don't do grill since I was never trained for it. lol
I didn't do grill often. I was just good enough to be the replacement while they waited for the guy that always came in 20 minutes late.
4218
« on: January 06, 2015, 02:38:19 PM »
do anime fans wonder why people hate them
or do they have an understanding of how annoying and insufferable they can be
 You taste like salt.
4219
« on: January 06, 2015, 02:37:08 PM »
Give me a double cheeseburger no pickle or ketchup.
Sub slivered onions, white cheddar, and an artisan roll.
NOW WAGE BOY
NOW
Who the fuck puts slivered onions on their cheeseburger?
It's better than the dehydrated onions that turn red when you use water that's too hot.
4220
« on: January 06, 2015, 02:34:08 PM »
Give me a double cheeseburger no pickle or ketchup.
Sub slivered onions, white cheddar, and an artisan roll.
NOW WAGE BOY
NOW
4221
« on: January 06, 2015, 02:33:04 PM »
Do you hate me for being 3DPD?
Nawwwwwwww 
4222
« on: January 06, 2015, 02:31:59 PM »
4223
« on: January 06, 2015, 02:12:03 PM »
Nya for me bitchboy. 
4224
« on: January 06, 2015, 02:09:18 PM »
 This is literally what I dream about.
4225
« on: January 06, 2015, 01:58:57 PM »
Its a hobby
I know you like it bb
4226
« on: January 06, 2015, 01:57:02 PM »
Infinite was the only one I didn't enjoy.
Bioshock 1 had better atmosphere, I preferred Bioshock 2's story.
Both had great gameplay, I can't complain about either.
4227
« on: January 06, 2015, 01:54:37 PM »
Wait, we don't need to talk hypothetical here.
You all are.
4228
« on: January 06, 2015, 01:46:27 PM »
It's now the age of the Waifu reality you plebeians.
Soon we will be able to fake relationships with our favorite characters, and it will bring a new era of peace to the Earth.
4229
« on: January 06, 2015, 10:56:06 AM »
4230
« on: January 06, 2015, 10:54:24 AM »
This is now a goodman thread.
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