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Messages - The Waifu Master

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The Flood / Re: Official Battle Royale thread.
« on: January 06, 2015, 10:38:48 PM »
FUCKING

*throws boulder down slope of mountain*

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The Flood / Re: Official Battle Royale thread.
« on: January 06, 2015, 10:36:16 PM »
Alrighty then.

*Spots Waifu from a distance*

*Heads down the river in the opposite direction*
*heads off of mountain towards another urban section*
*continues trek up to mountain peak*

Hey

Wanna fuck?
*gets startled by the voice behind me*
*turn around*
Sure.

Sweet now graphically suck me off
*approaches*
*Swings nailboard at head*

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The Flood / Re: Official Battle Royale thread.
« on: January 06, 2015, 10:33:40 PM »
Alrighty then.

*Spots Waifu from a distance*

*Heads down the river in the opposite direction*
*heads off of mountain towards another urban section*
*continues trek up to mountain peak*

Hey

Wanna fuck?
*gets startled by the voice behind me*
*turn around*
Sure.

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The Flood / Re: Official Battle Royale thread.
« on: January 06, 2015, 10:25:43 PM »
*continues trek up to mountain peak*

4145
The Flood / Re: Official Battle Royale thread.
« on: January 06, 2015, 10:23:25 PM »
*Climbs to the very peak of the rocky mountain*

*Drenches surrounding area in oil*
*sees oil coming down slope*
*uses black flame on oil to ignite it*

4146
The Flood / Re: Official Battle Royale thread.
« on: January 06, 2015, 10:20:54 PM »

I win, now what?

4147
The Flood / Re: Official Battle Royale thread.
« on: January 06, 2015, 10:19:18 PM »
*Makes a bow and 30 arrows*
*finds giants armor + father's mask*

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The Flood / Re: Official Battle Royale thread.
« on: January 06, 2015, 10:16:25 PM »
*Sees smoke further up in mountains*
Time to head that way!

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The Flood / Re: Official Battle Royale thread.
« on: January 06, 2015, 10:09:16 PM »

Excellent!

*heads for mountains*

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The Flood / Re: Official Battle Royale thread.
« on: January 06, 2015, 09:59:14 PM »
So are we all spread out on an island, then?

Pretty much, roam around as much as you like. It's pretty open world in terms of what you can do <.<
Good.
*roams and looks for buildings to loot*

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The Flood / Re: Official Battle Royale thread.
« on: January 06, 2015, 09:56:21 PM »
So are we all spread out on an island, then?

4152
The Flood / Re: Story Thread!
« on: January 06, 2015, 09:54:27 PM »
The Dolphin is actually Chuck Testa

4153
The Flood / Re: Rise and Shine children!
« on: January 06, 2015, 09:52:59 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Story Thread!
« on: January 06, 2015, 09:43:43 PM »
Suddenly I heard a voice coming from nowhere, "Your mana is low! What's that?"

4155
The Flood / Re: Rise and Shine children!
« on: January 06, 2015, 09:42:15 PM »
Now, just so we are all clear about the nice shiny piece of jewellery that has been added to your inventory.
Ever play Fallout 3/NV? It's a bomb collar.
Aww, yis.
Dibs on being Dean!

4156
The Flood / Re: Rise and Shine children!
« on: January 06, 2015, 09:40:08 PM »
FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER LET US OUT

Lol, no.
FUCKING 9/9/9 COPYCAT BULLSHIT YOU UNORIGINAL PIECE OF SHIT

4157
The Flood / Re: Rise and Shine children!
« on: January 06, 2015, 09:38:44 PM »
FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER LET US OUT

4158
*continues to eat peanuts*
*while unconscious*
*Fuck you for ninjaing me*

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The Flood / Re: Story Thread!
« on: January 06, 2015, 09:37:16 PM »
Shot kinder in the foot.

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Japan eh? Time to go find 12 year old girls to deflower.
Legal age of consent is 13, don't get yourself caught in jail over a one year difference.

*loads magazines*

I have a bad feeling about this trip so taking some precautionary action
Fucking Graham, put your bible down.
No white legs here.
I've seen shit, say my people killed and wiped out by savages, burned and thrown down by those who I trusted. I don't leave without my insurance


Nope.
*Takes A Light from you*
Not here.

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I want a gas mask :c

Metro 2033 made them cool again
$10 says we're going to Chernobyl.

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The Flood / Re: Story Thread!
« on: January 06, 2015, 09:34:03 PM »
Kinder showed up and...

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Hold on, I gotta stop for more mt dew

How did you get aboard?

Never mind. *gasses*

Sleeeeeepy time.
I can throw him in the bathroom if you want.

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The Flood / Re: Story Thread!
« on: January 06, 2015, 09:32:01 PM »
And all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.

4165
*loads magazines*

I have a bad feeling about this trip so taking some precautionary action
Fucking Graham, put your bible down.
No white legs here.

4166
$10 says we're going to Chernobyl.

4167
*puts on headphones*
YouTube


*eats cheddar peanut*

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Gaming / Re: ORAS Soundtrack making me want to pick up a 3DS
« on: January 06, 2015, 09:25:48 PM »
YouTube


One of the best battle themes in the entire series, IMHO.
YouTube

Still the best champion theme.

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The Flood / Re: To those lucky 20! All aboard! One free seat open.
« on: January 06, 2015, 09:23:51 PM »
WHEELS ON THE BUS GO ROUND AND ROUND, ROUND AND ROUND, ROUND AND ROUND
THE WHEELS ON THE BUS GO ROUND AND ROUND MY FAIR LADY

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The Flood / Re: How are you taking a bus to an island?
« on: January 06, 2015, 09:20:09 PM »


Aysa, blow the bridge, hide the kids and the mayor. I'll hold them off.
Oh, bb.
I knew you wanted to play.

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