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3991
The Flood / Re: ITT list an object
« on: January 08, 2015, 06:47:49 PM »
A jalapeno double burger.

3992
The Flood / Re: Just spent $9.54 on Chipotle
« on: January 08, 2015, 06:45:35 PM »
Love their guac.
Too bad it leaves me with sores. :(

Really?
Yup.
Allergic to lots of fruits due to the shit producers put on them.
Some guac doesn't bother me because of different producers putting different stuff on the avocados.

3993
The Flood / Re: Make Me Hungry!
« on: January 08, 2015, 06:42:13 PM »

3994
The Flood / Re: Just spent $9.54 on Chipotle
« on: January 08, 2015, 06:41:03 PM »
Love their guac.
Too bad it leaves me with sores. :(

3995
The Flood / Re: ITT list an object
« on: January 08, 2015, 06:40:13 PM »

3996
The Flood / Re: Do you ever forget to eat sometimes
« on: January 08, 2015, 04:24:49 PM »
yes
Quite often when I'm working I'll go the entire day without eating.

3997
The Flood / Re: Official Battle Royale thread.
« on: January 08, 2015, 03:11:03 PM »

Have fun kiddos.
*heads back to river*

3998
The Flood / Re: Official Battle Royale thread.
« on: January 08, 2015, 03:06:15 PM »
*I position myself in the deep parts of the woods surrounding you with my bow and arrow in hand as well as my axe and a surprise weapon*

Hey Rocketman, can you hear me? I'm going to kill you all. You're a fool if you don't find me.

*I call out*
*Listens to where Zen is*
*Picks up sack full of rocks and begins hurtling them one by one into the brush*
*Moves back*
None of the rocks were close to hitting me sorry.

*Continues uses the smoke and woods to move about*
*Zen chokes on smoke*

3999
The Flood / Re: Official Battle Royale thread.
« on: January 08, 2015, 02:48:35 PM »
*Fire from my Tru monument begins to spread to the rest of the forest*

4000
The Flood / Re: I have a weeb predicament
« on: January 08, 2015, 02:18:22 PM »
If you're anything like me you'll end up dropping half of what you're watching anyway.

4002
The Flood / Re: LC IS ONLINE POST SOUTHERN PRIDE
« on: January 08, 2015, 01:38:10 PM »

4003
The Flood / Re: Who likes Doughnuts?
« on: January 08, 2015, 12:38:10 PM »
MY BONER IS CONFUSED
Stick it in an eclair.
That's an ugly name for a doughnut
Eclair=/=Donut
Depends on where you live.
In MI you'll find most people call these guys long john doughnuts:


And we call these eclairs:

The first things, not too sure exactly what they are, but they're not eclairs.
Secong image is a bunch of profiteroles.
What Yu posted is the same thing as my first image with different filling.

4004
Serious / Re: "I don't like what these guys are saying"
« on: January 08, 2015, 11:51:21 AM »
The solution to WBC faggotry is to establish a law or legal precedent that treats a funeral as a private event and allows the Christfags to be removed from the premises, not to violate their right to freedom of expression.
Michigan Criminal Law and Proceedure book, chapter 18
Disorderly Conduct at Funerals - MCL 750.167d (felony)

A person shall not do any of the following within 500 feet of a building or other location where a funeral, memorial service, or viewing of a deceased person is being conducted or within 500 feet of a funeral procession or burial:

(A) Make any statement or gesture or engage in any conduct that would make a reasonable person attending the funeral, memorial service, or viewing, ect, under the circumstances feel intimidated threatened, or harassed.

(B) Make any statement or gesture or engage in any conduct intended to incite or produce a breach of the peace among those attending that funeral, memorial service, viewing, or burial or traveling in that procession and that causes  a breach of the peace among those attending that funeral, memorial service ect.

(C) Make any statement or gesture or engage in any contact intended to disrupt the funeral, memorial service ECT.

First offence 2 year felony
Second offence 4 year felony

4005
The Flood / Re: If you ever meet death a.k.a the grim reaper.
« on: January 08, 2015, 11:40:22 AM »
Dunno.
I've met him once. Didn't really say or do much.

4006
The Flood / Re: There must be at least 6 to 8 teaspoons of cum here
« on: January 08, 2015, 11:37:43 AM »
zero

4007
The Flood / Re: Whatever happened to Noelle anyway
« on: January 08, 2015, 11:06:00 AM »

4008
The Flood / Re: Tell me your sins
« on: January 08, 2015, 11:03:07 AM »
Going by the seven deadly sins:
Lust
Greed
Envy

Possibly wrath

4009
The Flood / Re: Whatever happened to Noelle anyway
« on: January 08, 2015, 11:00:58 AM »
Nothing of value was lost.

4010
The Flood / Re: ITT list an object
« on: January 08, 2015, 11:00:39 AM »

4012
Gaming / Re: lets end this "who's the best halo player in sep7" business
« on: January 08, 2015, 10:45:04 AM »
Where's the map control stat?

4013
The Flood / Re: Who likes Doughnuts?
« on: January 08, 2015, 10:41:40 AM »
MY BONER IS CONFUSED
Stick it in an eclair.
That's an ugly name for a doughnut
Eclair=/=Donut
Depends on where you live.
In MI you'll find most people call these guys long john doughnuts:


And we call these eclairs:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C3%89clair

Then they're using the wrong terms because Eclairs are French
Like I said, depends on where you live.
It's literally the soda/pop debate.
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In some parts of the United States, Long Johns are marketed under the name éclairs, though the two are not identical. A Long John uses donut pastry and is typically filled with vanilla pudding or custard.

Did you even click the link? They are not the same thing
Except they are in michigan.
Long johns in michigan are any pastry shaped like that, filled with anything or nothing.
Eclairs are cream filled, usually with very minimal pastry.

And, much more true to the original name of the pastry.
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The word comes from French éclair 'flash of lightning', so named because it is eaten quickly (in a flash).
From your own wiki article.

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The Flood / Re: Who likes Doughnuts?
« on: January 08, 2015, 10:36:58 AM »
MY BONER IS CONFUSED
Stick it in an eclair.
That's an ugly name for a doughnut
Eclair=/=Donut
Depends on where you live.
In MI you'll find most people call these guys long john doughnuts:


And we call these eclairs:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C3%89clair

Then they're using the wrong terms because Eclairs are French
Like I said, depends on where you live.
It's literally the soda/pop debate.

4015
The Flood / Re: Who likes Doughnuts?
« on: January 08, 2015, 10:25:40 AM »
MY BONER IS CONFUSED
Stick it in an eclair.
That's an ugly name for a doughnut
Eclair=/=Donut
Depends on where you live.
In MI you'll find most people call these guys long john doughnuts:


And we call these eclairs:

4016
Serious / Re: "Why hasn't Japan banned child-porn comics?"
« on: January 08, 2015, 10:01:04 AM »
I really don't give a shit.
Madman basically has my input on this down to a T.
If unbiased research shows that it does lead to actual children being abused, then fine, ban it.

4017
The Flood / Re: Who likes Doughnuts?
« on: January 08, 2015, 09:27:10 AM »
That's totally supposed to be an eclair.
It's a long john tho.

4018
The Flood / Re: You have been called upon to serve..
« on: January 08, 2015, 09:21:56 AM »
Obviously I'd be field commander of the waifu branch.

4019
The Flood / Re: Official Battle Royale thread.
« on: January 07, 2015, 10:28:22 PM »
Fuck it, I'm continuing with my plan.
*uses chopped wood to create a statue in Tru's hono(u)r*
*Covers it in pitch*
*lights it on fire*


Spoiler
AFK for the rest of the day

4020
The Flood / Re: Official Battle Royale thread.
« on: January 07, 2015, 10:21:54 PM »
Has anyone even died yet today?

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