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The Flood / Re: which user, would you say, on average
« on: January 09, 2015, 03:39:39 PM »
>Nobody saying Edgy Master
HAHAHAHA
STAY IGNORANT TO YOUR IMMINENT DEMISE

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The Flood / Re: Official Battle Royale thread. [10/22 Still Alive]
« on: January 09, 2015, 01:36:09 PM »
*fills a condom with sarin laced river water*
Eyy, RC, I got you some water.

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The Flood / Re: MY MOM LIKED VALIUM AND LOTS OF DRUGS
« on: January 09, 2015, 01:35:20 PM »
You should write an edgy song about it.
"WAIT A MINUTE, THIS AIN'T DINNER THIS IS PAINT THINNER",
"YOU ATE IT YESTERDAY I AIN'T HEAR NO COMPLAINTS DID I?"
NOW HERE'S  PLATE FULL OF PAIN KILLERS NOW JUST WAIT
TILL I CRUSH THE VALIUM AND PUT IT IN YOUR POTATOES
Do you like her spaghetti?
SHE NEVER MADE ME SPAGHETTI
b-b-but spaghetti

YouTube

NOT SHADY'S MOM

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The Flood / Re: MY MOM LIKED VALIUM AND LOTS OF DRUGS
« on: January 09, 2015, 01:32:49 PM »
You should write an edgy song about it.
"WAIT A MINUTE, THIS AIN'T DINNER THIS IS PAINT THINNER",
"YOU ATE IT YESTERDAY I AIN'T HEAR NO COMPLAINTS DID I?"
NOW HERE'S  PLATE FULL OF PAIN KILLERS NOW JUST WAIT
TILL I CRUSH THE VALIUM AND PUT IT IN YOUR POTATOES
Do you like her spaghetti?
SHE NEVER MADE ME SPAGHETTI

3875
The Flood / Re: Official Battle Royale thread. [10/22 Still Alive]
« on: January 09, 2015, 01:26:54 PM »
Hey b0ss, should we do something about that fire?
FUCK YOU NIGGER I NEED THE ASH TO BLOW UP THE ISLAND

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The Flood / Re: MY MOM LIKED VALIUM AND LOTS OF DRUGS
« on: January 09, 2015, 01:26:00 PM »
You should write an edgy song about it.
"WAIT A MINUTE, THIS AIN'T DINNER THIS IS PAINT THINNER",
"YOU ATE IT YESTERDAY I AIN'T HEAR NO COMPLAINTS DID I?"
NOW HERE'S  PLATE FULL OF PAIN KILLERS NOW JUST WAIT
TILL I CRUSH THE VALIUM AND PUT IT IN YOUR POTATOES

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The Flood / MY MOM LIKED VALIUM AND LOTS OF DRUGS
« on: January 09, 2015, 01:23:09 PM »
THAT'S WHY I AM LIKE I AM
CUZ I'M LIKE HER

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The Flood / Re: Official Battle Royale thread. [10/22 Still Alive]
« on: January 09, 2015, 01:17:32 PM »
I walk around the field of burning grass and tree ash flipping over large rocks.

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The Flood / Re: On a scale of 1-10, how hairy is your ass?
« on: January 09, 2015, 11:55:27 AM »
MY ASS IS COVERED IN RAZOR BLADES.

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The Flood / Re: Official Battle Royale thread.
« on: January 09, 2015, 11:53:19 AM »
*Stops slavsprinting*

"This collar is pretty itchy."

*Tries prying collar off with knife*

*I successfully remove the collar only to accidentally slash my own throat open in the process*

*The collar explodes a half second after being pried off, mortally wounding me*

I am ded.

3881
Serious / Re: 15 year old sister shoots her brother, tragic story.
« on: January 09, 2015, 11:51:53 AM »
She did what she needed to do to get out of a situation that was traumatic.
The only thing that she needs is mandatory psychological help now, in a psychiatric hospital where she can be kept safe.

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The Flood / Re: KYUBEY DID NOTHING WRONG
« on: January 09, 2015, 11:46:22 AM »
Huh?
SAVING THE UNIVERSE USING LITTLE GIRLS AND SHIT

3883
The Flood / Re: Foods/drinks you hate the taste of
« on: January 09, 2015, 11:45:42 AM »
It's just like root beer. Who doesn't like root beer?

POUR IT IN MY MOUTH

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The Flood / Re: Official Battle Royale thread.
« on: January 09, 2015, 11:42:44 AM »
Alrighty, extermination time!
Kiyo - Dead
Numb Digger - Dead
Meta - Dead
Ingloriouswho - Dead
Assassin - Dead
Tblocks - Dead
Workshop Wizard - Dead
Lord Ruler - Dead
Lord Commissar - Dead


You can dispute these if you like >.>

Everyone else still in the game, the nameplate is still up for grabs <.<
YO, DESTICLE BLEW HIS HEAD OFF YESTERDAY

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Gaming / Re: Hotline Miami
« on: January 09, 2015, 10:48:54 AM »
I LOVED IT
REALLY IDENTIFIED WITH THE MC

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The Flood / KYUBEY DID NOTHING WRONG
« on: January 09, 2015, 10:41:30 AM »


PROVE ME WRONG FAGGOT

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The Flood / Re: Tolerance is the greatest virtue of all mankind
« on: January 09, 2015, 10:40:12 AM »
PSA: Anyone who is lactose intolerant needs to grow up

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The Flood / Re: IT'S A SHAME
« on: January 09, 2015, 12:18:43 AM »
OFF MY SHTICK PLEBEIAN
LEARN TO SPELL BEFORE I MAKE YOU AN ORPHAN
I SPELLED EVERYTHING CORRECTLY PLEBEIAN
*SCHTICK, YA PUTZ

YA'LL CAN'T STEP TO MY JEW SLANG GAME
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shtick
A shtick (Yiddish: שטיק) (or schtick)

OHHOHOHOHOHO
NOW KILL YOURSELF
LAZY SPELLING IS LAZY

JEWS AIN'T LAZY

GO HOME, BUSTER
AHAHAHAHAAHA
STAY MAD,
JELLY YOU CAN'T BE THIS EDGY
I don't get edgy, read: mad.

I get even.



PFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
NOTHING PERSONAL, KID
YOU JUST GOT IN MY WAY

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The Flood / Re: IT'S A SHAME
« on: January 09, 2015, 12:13:40 AM »
OFF MY SHTICK PLEBEIAN
LEARN TO SPELL BEFORE I MAKE YOU AN ORPHAN
I SPELLED EVERYTHING CORRECTLY PLEBEIAN
*SCHTICK, YA PUTZ

YA'LL CAN'T STEP TO MY JEW SLANG GAME
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shtick
A shtick (Yiddish: שטיק) (or schtick)

OHHOHOHOHOHO
NOW KILL YOURSELF
LAZY SPELLING IS LAZY

JEWS AIN'T LAZY

GO HOME, BUSTER
AHAHAHAHAAHA
STAY MAD,
JELLY YOU CAN'T BE THIS EDGY

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The Flood / Re: IT'S A SHAME
« on: January 09, 2015, 12:10:47 AM »
OFF MY SHTICK PLEBEIAN
LEARN TO SPELL BEFORE I MAKE YOU AN ORPHAN
I SPELLED EVERYTHING CORRECTLY PLEBEIAN
*SCHTICK, YA PUTZ

YA'LL CAN'T STEP TO MY JEW SLANG GAME
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shtick
A shtick (Yiddish: שטיק) (or schtick)

OHHOHOHOHOHO
NOW KILL YOURSELF

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The Flood / Re: IT'S A SHAME
« on: January 09, 2015, 12:07:50 AM »
OFF MY SHTICK PLEBEIAN
LEARN TO SPELL BEFORE I MAKE YOU AN ORPHAN
I SPELLED EVERYTHING CORRECTLY PLEBEIAN

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Gaming / Re: Games that you love mostly because of nostalgia
« on: January 09, 2015, 12:06:59 AM »
Ty The Tasmanian Tiger
Harvest Moon: A Wonderful Life
Halo 2
READ THE OP YOU STUPID FAGGOT
HARVEST MOON AWL IS THE SHIT AND WILL ALWAYS BE THE SHIT
Playing it now, it's clunky and boring. But back when I was a kid I was addicted to it.
KILL YOURSELF

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The Flood / Re: IT'S A SHAME
« on: January 09, 2015, 12:05:04 AM »
OFF MY SHTICK PLEBEIAN

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The Flood / Re: >tfw you did 2% of the damage in 15 waves
« on: January 09, 2015, 12:00:07 AM »
LOLYURISHITS

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The Flood / Re: PEOPLE MAKE JOKES, CAUSE THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND ME
« on: January 08, 2015, 11:59:04 PM »
Mom's spaghetti
YOU BETTER LOSE YOURSELF

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The Flood / PEOPLE MAKE JOKES, CAUSE THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND ME
« on: January 08, 2015, 11:57:11 PM »
THEY JUST DON'T SEE MY REAL SIDE
I ACT LIKE SHIT DON'T PHASE ME
INSIDE IT DRIVES ME CRAZY
MY INSECURITIES COULD EAT ME ALIVE

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The Flood / Re: SOMETIMES I EVEN CUT MYSELF TO SEE HOW MUCH IT BLEEDS
« on: January 08, 2015, 11:55:49 PM »
STANDING HERE
I REALIIIZE, YOU WERE JUST LIKE MEEE, TRYING TO MAKE HISTORYYY
RULES OF NATURE

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Gaming / Re: Games that you love mostly because of nostalgia
« on: January 08, 2015, 11:53:25 PM »
Ty The Tasmanian Tiger
Harvest Moon: A Wonderful Life
Halo 2
READ THE OP YOU STUPID FAGGOT
HARVEST MOON AWL IS THE SHIT AND WILL ALWAYS BE THE SHIT

3899
The Flood / Re: who is this nigga spamming Eminem lyrics all over
« on: January 08, 2015, 11:52:32 PM »
DON'T LET EM SAY YOU AIN'T BEAUTIFUL

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The Flood / Re: SOMETIMES I EVEN CUT MYSELF TO SEE HOW MUCH IT BLEEDS
« on: January 08, 2015, 11:47:58 PM »
P.S.

We should be together, too
I HOPE YOU KNOW I RIPPED ALL YOUR PICTURES OFF THE WALL

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