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Gaming / Re: Just got a last minute purchase of The Witcher 2.
« on: February 01, 2015, 08:21:55 AM »
Witcher 2 sucked shit.
The entire series is shit, actually.

I never liked you, man. Sorry.
The entire game is made to stroke the cocks of elitists who like 50% of gameplay to be menu systems that could easily be phased out.
Have fun with the boring combat system.

That's not why I don't like you.
Don't try to derail your own thread.

I'm not. I didn't ask for your "review" on the game, or for you to tell me that it's designed for elitist wankers. I was looking for tips, basically.

I don't like you because you're insistently negative, for no apparent reason.
does anyone have any recommendations or comments about this game before I play it?

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Gaming / Re: Just got a last minute purchase of The Witcher 2.
« on: February 01, 2015, 02:07:13 AM »
Witcher 2 sucked shit.
The entire series is shit, actually.

I never liked you, man. Sorry.
The entire game is made to stroke the cocks of elitists who like 50% of gameplay to be menu systems that could easily be phased out.
Have fun with the boring combat system.

That's not why I don't like you.
Don't try to derail your own thread.

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Gaming / Re: Just got a last minute purchase of The Witcher 2.
« on: February 01, 2015, 02:03:34 AM »
Witcher 2 sucked shit.
The entire series is shit, actually.

I never liked you, man. Sorry.
The entire game is made to stroke the cocks of elitists who like 50% of gameplay to be menu systems that could easily be phased out.
Have fun with the boring combat system.

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The Flood / Go to Bed.
« on: February 01, 2015, 01:54:55 AM »
YouTube

Zzz

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Gaming / Re: Just got a last minute purchase of The Witcher 2.
« on: February 01, 2015, 01:52:31 AM »
Witcher 2 sucked shit.
The entire series is shit, actually.

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The Flood / Re: You Know You're Right
« on: February 01, 2015, 01:01:35 AM »
Spoiler
YouTube

3727
Serious / Re: Can anybody in America explain this trend to me?
« on: February 01, 2015, 12:49:42 AM »
Looks like the 2009 crash.

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Gaming / Re: One of the most underrated game songs(?) ever.
« on: February 01, 2015, 12:26:53 AM »
YouTube



IMO, it's not that great.
Yes, it's very obvious you have bad opinions.

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The Flood / Re: What if I told you
« on: February 01, 2015, 12:24:38 AM »
I am elegaic.
Goddamn name changes. Who are you?- apart from me.
I am Elegiac.
Who were you before you were elegiac
I've always been Elegiac.

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The Flood / Re: What if I told you
« on: February 01, 2015, 12:18:06 AM »
I am elegaic.
Goddamn name changes. Who are you?- apart from me.
I am Elegiac.

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Gaming / Re: One of the most underrated game songs(?) ever.
« on: February 01, 2015, 12:16:06 AM »
YouTube


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The Flood / Re: What if I told you
« on: February 01, 2015, 12:14:08 AM »
I am elegaic.

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Gaming / Re: If TLOU isn't one of the best games of all time...
« on: February 01, 2015, 12:09:13 AM »
Story was average.
Gameplay was average.
It was one of the most average games of all time.

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The Flood / Re: Towns with shitty names
« on: January 31, 2015, 11:59:05 PM »


Hell is real, and it's in Norway.

Also, Dante was WAY off on that fire and brimstone stuff.
>TFW that sign is located in Hell, Michigan

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The Flood / Re: Do you know anybody who's killed another person?
« on: January 10, 2015, 03:39:22 PM »
I know most of the people in my local police force.

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The Flood / Re: Official Battle Royale thread. [10/22 Still Alive]
« on: January 10, 2015, 01:54:43 PM »
*pisses in tree ash to create pure potassium nitrate*
*goes to mountains with potassium nitrate*
*creates a B-29 using rock and sheer force of will*
*creates bomb shells*
*puts potassium nitrate and charcoal into bombshells*
*takes off in B-29, also using my sheep force of will as fuel*
*level the entire island with my piss-made bombs*
*fly off into distance*
*beep beep beep beep*
*Force of will levels are low*
*the entire B-29 implodes on me*
*I crash and sink into the ocean*
*This does not hold me*
*I burst out of my stone coffin*
*This endeavor has made me into superman*
*I continue to fly over the ocean toward land*
Spoiler

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The Flood / Re: hey can you weebs stop changing your names everyday
« on: January 10, 2015, 01:48:25 PM »
Meh. People kept getting me confused with other people.
Plus I'm marking my waifu territory to establish dominance over the beta weebs.

Its easier to go by avatar and nameplate anyways.
You're mai waifu tho.

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The Flood / Re: Cooking lessons from a man I really identify with
« on: January 10, 2015, 01:21:37 PM »
Oh, I thought you were gonna say this guy
YouTube

awkward.
I also identify with this man.
That... that's the saddest thing I've heard all day :(
It doesn't need to be.

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The Flood / Re: Post good dubstep remixes
« on: January 10, 2015, 02:01:22 AM »
>TFW people aren't getting the joke

3742
The Flood / Re: Just found this link...
« on: January 10, 2015, 01:54:12 AM »
wat

3743
The Flood / Re: How should I call off work tomorrow?
« on: January 10, 2015, 01:32:20 AM »
You're going to lose your job.
pfft

I don't care, the shitheads are giving me the hours of a dead horse and I wanna spend time with my family and friends.
That's fine.
what's fine
That you don't care.

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The Flood / Re: How should I call off work tomorrow?
« on: January 10, 2015, 01:29:47 AM »
You're going to lose your job.
pfft

I don't care, the shitheads are giving me the hours of a dead horse and I wanna spend time with my family and friends.
That's fine.

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Gaming / Re: Draw the last game you played
« on: January 10, 2015, 01:29:18 AM »

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The Flood / Re: How should I call off work tomorrow?
« on: January 10, 2015, 01:27:32 AM »
You're going to lose your job.

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The Flood / Re: Mobilizing the Sep7agon Army
« on: January 10, 2015, 01:24:40 AM »
Dibs on mascot
More like... pegboy
hehe...
hehehe...
now you've lost it
Like I had it in the first place.

I KNOW I CAN KILL

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The Flood / Re: Mobilizing the Sep7agon Army
« on: January 10, 2015, 01:23:25 AM »
Dibs on mascot
More like... pegboy
hehe...
hehehe...

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The Flood / Re: Mobilizing the Sep7agon Army
« on: January 10, 2015, 01:16:11 AM »
Why is this in gaming?

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The Flood / Re: Vent thread
« on: January 10, 2015, 01:13:27 AM »
Why does nobody love me?

what about me?
Yeah, what about you?
Last I checked you thought I was better off eating shit and dying.

no

i still love you

youve always been mai waifu

im not lying
Bullshit.

im not bullshiting

every night i was thinking of you

ways on how i can get you back

i sometimes cried myself to sleep knowing that you may never accept me again
nuh-uh
You're a liar.

i'm not lying

how do you want me to prove that im not lying
You can't.
I know you're a liar.

please im not

i stiill have the 1st present you gave me

remember? it was a beautiful starry night and you came up to me and said "my dearest, i want you to have this" and when you gave it to me my eyes shined up and i started crying. remember?
I gave you a McChicken first.
I don't know who said that to you, but now I know you were cheating on me too.

no you didnt

you must be taking about one of those fun activities we used to do, remember? we would think of one of our many moments together and change something in them to alter the outcome

i remember you would always make mean outcomes and i'd get mad but i would forgive you because i knew you were just joking.

plus, i never cheated on you, i was with you 24/7 and even if i was with you i would just come running back
This is some fucked up shit, Kim.
Don't ever talk to me again.

no, please...

well, before you go, just know that I will always love you
SO LONG
BITCH YOU DID ME SO WRONG
I DON'T WANA GO ON
LIVING IN THIS WORLD WITHOUT YOU

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