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3451
« on: February 03, 2015, 12:21:18 AM »
YOU SON OF A BITCH!
AND TO THINK I WAS GOING TO EIFFEL TOWER CASPER WITH YOU!
Sorry you got caught up in this scene.
Oh well...
I have dibs on your new sister-in-law.
Have her, you 3DPD loving creep.
I just want her socks and yoga pants, okay?
3452
« on: February 03, 2015, 12:19:49 AM »
FIVE
FIVE DOLLAH
3453
« on: February 03, 2015, 12:17:11 AM »
RIP in pillows John Stamos.
If you're the one who merged that thread, thank you.
3454
« on: February 03, 2015, 12:14:59 AM »
again?
... oh look, i seemed to have forgotten my panties
itd be a shame if someone were to join me... 
[take some melatonin or something]
um... what is that? 
[google]
i dont getit
[go to sleep]
...
...if i go to sleep will you come join me
[no] [go to sleep]
3455
« on: February 03, 2015, 12:07:30 AM »
...Holy fuck.
3456
« on: February 03, 2015, 12:07:12 AM »
again?
... oh look, i seemed to have forgotten my panties
itd be a shame if someone were to join me...
[take some melatonin or something]
um... what is that?
[google]
i dont getit
[go to sleep]
3457
« on: February 03, 2015, 12:05:41 AM »
again?
... oh look, i seemed to have forgotten my panties
itd be a shame if someone were to join me...
[take some melatonin or something]
um... what is that?
[ google]
3458
« on: February 03, 2015, 12:01:47 AM »
YOU SON OF A BITCH!
AND TO THINK I WAS GOING TO EIFFEL TOWER CASPER WITH YOU!
Sorry you got caught up in this scene.
Oh well...
I have dibs on your new sister-in-law.
Have her, you 3DPD loving creep.
3459
« on: February 03, 2015, 12:01:11 AM »
again?
... oh look, i seemed to have forgotten my panties
itd be a shame if someone were to join me...
[take some melatonin or something]
3460
« on: February 02, 2015, 11:58:21 PM »
[fuck off]
[fuck you nigger, we do as we please]
3461
« on: February 02, 2015, 11:57:24 PM »
YOU SON OF A BITCH!
AND TO THINK I WAS GOING TO EIFFEL TOWER CASPER WITH YOU!
Sorry you got caught up in this scene.
3462
« on: February 02, 2015, 11:56:32 PM »
3463
« on: February 02, 2015, 11:53:58 PM »
3464
« on: February 02, 2015, 11:49:23 PM »
Homosexuality.
They're married.
Did you just propose?
Yes. Please get me away from all these scary muslims.
HOW COULD I SAY NO!?
Because yhou know that True ist mien doggy.
Even more reason to say yes.
3465
« on: February 02, 2015, 11:46:51 PM »
I wanna give birth...
3466
« on: February 02, 2015, 11:46:03 PM »
3467
« on: February 02, 2015, 11:29:06 PM »
BTW where the heck is National Treasure 3?
This is a damn good question.
3468
« on: February 02, 2015, 11:25:59 PM »
Homosexuality.
They're married.
Did you just propose?
Yes. Please get me away from all these scary muslims.
HOW COULD I SAY NO!?
3469
« on: February 02, 2015, 11:24:00 PM »
Homosexuality.
They're married.
Did you just propose?
3470
« on: February 02, 2015, 11:22:38 PM »
Homosexuality.
3471
« on: February 02, 2015, 11:21:04 PM »
Good, I gotta pee.
dasgroos
So? I'm not the one drinking it so I don't care.
I care tho
It comes out sterile. Extre sterile with all the alcohol in my system
I don't want that.
Fuck you nigger, that ain't even the thirst I'm talking about.
Oh
Well shit son, if you THAT damn thirsty, just ride on over to the east coast. The two of us can easily overpower Casper.
3472
« on: February 02, 2015, 11:19:42 PM »
I shave every other day when I shower, generally my face and crotch. I do the rest of my body on Thursdays and/or weekends. I also use a slow grow hair/skin lotion to help keep the hair gone.
I need one of them fancy lotions.
The brand I have isn't too bad. $10 a bottle, but I've had it for a while now. Though I haven't been putting it on everyday like I should.
What does it do? Does it slow the rate at which it grows? Or does it keep the hair gone longer than something like Nair?
No, it's not like nair. It's a lotion that you're supposed to put on daily, especially after you shave, and it slows hair growth. I've honestly noticed a difference, but I keep slacking off.
>slowing you hair growth
>lern 2 man
Casper is boygirl.
3473
« on: February 02, 2015, 11:18:55 PM »
Good, I gotta pee.
dasgroos
So? I'm not the one drinking it so I don't care.
I care tho
It comes out sterile. Extre sterile with all the alcohol in my system
I don't want that. Fuck you nigger, that ain't even the thirst I'm talking about.
3474
« on: February 02, 2015, 11:15:39 PM »
Good, I gotta pee.
dasgroos
So? I'm not the one drinking it so I don't care.
I care tho
3475
« on: February 02, 2015, 11:14:40 PM »
Good, I gotta pee.
dasgroos
3476
« on: February 02, 2015, 11:13:11 PM »
t$r
3477
« on: February 02, 2015, 11:06:58 PM »
I just want to point out you would have plenty of alone time if you lived with me.
3478
« on: February 02, 2015, 11:06:03 PM »
I don't see.
3479
« on: February 02, 2015, 10:51:44 PM »
My face every day.
My ass once every other week.
3480
« on: February 02, 2015, 10:50:07 PM »
It's been a long long time
I call BS on that.
>_______>
It's been his story for a while now.
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