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The Flood / Re: I am objectively the smartest person here
« on: February 05, 2015, 08:11:09 PM »
Then that means you're objectively the dumbest in other places...
how does that work?
Cause if you're the smarted of us, here, on this site... Then you're objectively dumber in other places.
And how does that work?

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Gaming / Re: Persona 5: PV 1
« on: February 05, 2015, 08:09:31 PM »

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Gaming / Re: Fallout New Vegas is a better game than Fallout 3
« on: February 05, 2015, 08:09:10 PM »
Its not superior to me
I'm sorry but you're wrong.

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The Flood / Re: Post your score below
« on: February 05, 2015, 08:04:56 PM »
I AM A SHITLORDDDDDD
FUCK YESSSS

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The Flood / Re: I am objectively the smartest person here
« on: February 05, 2015, 06:50:14 PM »
Then that means you're objectively the dumbest in other places...
how does that work?

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The Flood / I am objectively the smartest person here
« on: February 05, 2015, 06:48:37 PM »
this is fact
you cannot disprove this

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The Flood / Re: You die
« on: February 05, 2015, 06:41:11 PM »
Jigglypuff. awwwww yis.
I'm fucking cute.

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The Flood / Re: post useless fields of study
« on: February 05, 2015, 05:00:31 PM »
Physical Education.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
At least you can make money with that. :)

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The Flood / Re: I'm taking a bath
« on: February 05, 2015, 04:54:59 PM »
i almost got to rape you
's not rape if I want it

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The Flood / Re: I'm taking a bath
« on: February 05, 2015, 04:52:58 PM »
All done. :)

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The Flood / Re: post useless fields of study
« on: February 05, 2015, 04:51:41 PM »

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The Flood / Re: I'm taking a bath
« on: February 05, 2015, 04:18:55 PM »
scrubbity scrub scrub.
clean behind the ears

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The Flood / Re: Funny song by a Korean man
« on: February 05, 2015, 04:15:16 PM »
Go take a bath.

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The Flood / I'm taking a bath
« on: February 05, 2015, 04:13:59 PM »
scrubscrub
scrubby scrub scrub
YouTube

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The Flood / Re: Have you/would you ever use a fleshlight?
« on: February 05, 2015, 03:21:06 PM »
ALL REAL WOMEN ARE PSYCHOPATHS OUT FOR A FREE RIDE

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The Flood / Re: Have you/would you ever use a fleshlight?
« on: February 05, 2015, 03:20:16 PM »
THIS THREAD IS NOW AN ANTI 3DPD THREAD




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The Flood / Re: Have you/would you ever use a fleshlight?
« on: February 05, 2015, 03:17:45 PM »
God damn this place is homosex

So sorry for dicks being superior to vaginas.

Yo man I'm all for riding cock I just don't want any up my ass thanks.
what
What is there to not understand about that sentence?

Dick is fantastic, anal is not. Homosex pls dy.
you... ride cock...

but not using your anus?
You do realize that not everyone on this earth has a cock, right?

Like, there do exist beings without penises.
GET THE FUCK OUT YOU 3DPD PIECE OF SHIT

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The Flood / Re: Have you/would you ever use a fleshlight?
« on: February 05, 2015, 03:17:26 PM »
God damn this place is homosex

So sorry for dicks being superior to vaginas.

Yo man I'm all for riding cock I just don't want any up my ass thanks.
what
What is there to not understand about that sentence?

Dick is fantastic, anal is not. Homosex pls dy.
you... ride cock...

but not using your anus?
Don't talk to Cindy, Waifu, she's 3DPD
Murder.

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The Flood / Re: Have you/would you ever use a fleshlight?
« on: February 05, 2015, 03:16:03 PM »
God damn this place is homosex

So sorry for dicks being superior to vaginas.

Yo man I'm all for riding cock I just don't want any up my ass thanks.
what
What is there to not understand about that sentence?

Dick is fantastic, anal is not. Homosex pls dy.
you... ride cock...

but not using your anus?

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The Flood / Re: Have you/would you ever use a fleshlight?
« on: February 05, 2015, 03:13:06 PM »
God damn this place is homosex

So sorry for dicks being superior to vaginas.

Yo man I'm all for riding cock I just don't want any up my ass thanks.
what

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The Flood / Re: Have you/would you ever use a fleshlight?
« on: February 05, 2015, 03:07:27 PM »
Yes and yes
Are they hard to clean
Warm water is all you need.
Hmmmm

should I get one
yes
Nsfw:
This one is my favorite to date.
Soak it in warm water for a while then use it.
Been thinking about picking the 17 up eventually, since everyone seems to praise it.
I've got the 20 and I fucking love it.
Don't have 20, so I wouldn't know what it feels like.

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The Flood / Re: I've stopped having orgasms.
« on: February 05, 2015, 03:06:59 PM »
If you masturbate every day then that's what happens. The solution here is to wait like a week. Difficult, I know.
>Been masturbating every day for 10 years
>Stop for a week
No. I don't thinks that's right.
Funny thing is that I haven't been masturbating nearly as much lately either.

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Did you pick any race aside from norn?

Well do I have news for you.

I mean, I hate those fucking disgusting inferior pointy-eared vermin more than anyone, but the orcs and argonians are pretty cool guys once you get to know them, and bretons are objectively the best race despite their blood being contaminated by elfin filth.
You just wait, fucker.
Some day me and my army of Bosmer will rise and annoy you to death.

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The Flood / Re: Have you/would you ever use a fleshlight?
« on: February 05, 2015, 02:59:09 PM »
The cringe is real.
Cringiest post of the year and it's only February.
Yeah, I agree. It's pretty beta to actually be into fleshlights.
How is it cringey but female sex toys aren't?
Any kind of sex toy teeters on the edge of being cringy, IMO, but fleshlights are definitely the worst. Never seen someone talk about one who wasn't an extreme autist.
irony
I'm convinced that that word has been used correctly less than ten times on this site.
irony

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The Flood / Re: Have you/would you ever use a fleshlight?
« on: February 05, 2015, 02:56:07 PM »
The cringe is real.
Cringiest post of the year and it's only February.
Yeah, I agree. It's pretty beta to actually be into fleshlights.
How is it cringey but female sex toys aren't?
Any kind of sex toy teeters on the edge of being cringy, IMO, but fleshlights are definitely the worst. Never seen someone talk about one who wasn't an extreme autist.
irony

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The Flood / Re: I've stopped having orgasms.
« on: February 05, 2015, 02:55:34 PM »
Jeez, how much are you going at it each hour?
only like five times

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The Flood / Re: Have you/would you ever use a fleshlight?
« on: February 05, 2015, 02:52:25 PM »
Yes and yes

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