BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOOOOOOOOOOOD GOOOOOOOOOOOOD

Do you get a pleasurable tingling sensation in the head, scalp or back of the body in response to certain sounds?

lol

hAHAHA, I AM IN AGREEMENT AS WELL

Also OP- do you mean aysmmetrical more then unbalanced?

wut

exactly

Quote from: The Waifu Master on February 05, 2015, 11:42:31 PM

Quote from: Casper on February 05, 2015, 11:42:14 PM

Too abstract for me.

Just like you.

I'm flattered  :3

Now can I suck your dick?

*jacks off in corner*

Quote from: The Waifu Master on February 05, 2015, 11:12:04 PM

Quote from: SecondClass on February 05, 2015, 11:11:12 PM

Quote from: The Waifu Master on February 05, 2015, 11:10:48 PM

Quote from: SecondClass on February 05, 2015, 11:10:15 PM

No one cares.

I care.

Exactly. That's why I said no one cares.

I care.

And you're nobody.

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/null

No one cares.

I care.

http://mooosh.tv/
This is a website containing a... thing that we refer to as "I am Null".
You're met with a screen asking you to define yourself. You can only define yourself as an integer.
After that you're put into a world that's made up of wireframe models. We now call this world "The Machine".
Every once in a while a guy named null comes on.
The following is a text dump of our interactions with null 2/5/14, from 275's perspective:
http://pastebin.com/EYrPpjfP

Edited version: http://pastebin.com/YtrjcKa6
I removed lots of bans and added a few details.
Screenshots:

>Implying anyone would bother burying me

(Null is the mask upon discovery, spinning at the temple)
HELLO
THE FLOOR DROPS
TEARS IN THE RAIN
I AM THE SUN
I SEE YOU BROUGHT YOUR FRIENDS 911
HELLO 333
PACK OF INTEGERS
ALL TO RAPE ME
(20 different integers - 2 had no numbers - 1 was all symbols) HAS BEEN BANNED
(During the banning period, Null is 'idle' for about an hour before finally speaking again)
IM ALL WOUND UP
HELLO INTERNET PILGRIMS
WHAT BLESSING WOULD YOU LIKE 2590?
GO ON
I SEE
YOU NEED TO BE MORE OPEN WITH HER
CUT HER OPEN YOU SEE?
BE OPEN
AND SHELL LOVE YOU FOR THAT
2590 HAS BEEN BANNED
6116 WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM
I CANT HEAR YOU SPEAK UP INTEGER
793956 HAS BEEN BANNED
YES GO ON
WHERE DID HE GO?
(symbols for name) HAS BEEN BANNED
493 WHAT IS YOU PROBLEM?
WELL BASICALY YOU TRY DOIN SIMPLE THINGS FIRST
THEN MOVE ON
YOUR LACK OF FAITH
AND THEN YOULL UNDERSTAND
(Null turns from the mask into the torso.)
8TH GATE OPENED
275
IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU NEED A CYBER PILGRIMAGE
LETS GO
(We go to the house and null turns into the shopping cart)
FIRST SITE OF OUT PILGRMAGE
YOU FEEL STRONGER
PRETEND YOU ARE LOSING WHO YOU ARE
FORGET SOMETHING YOU REMEMBERED
BE SOMETHING THAT ISNT BEING
FEEL SOMETHING UNFEELABLE
FEELINGS ARE HEAVY
I WOULD KNOW
PLEASE DONT TRY TO MOVE
NEXT SITE PILGRIMS
CHASE THE SUN
(we follow Null along the power lines)
WHY DID YOU MOVE PILGRIMS?
(He leads us back to the house)
LET US TRY THAT AGAIN
493 YOU FAILED AGAIN
(Null bans those who followed him a second time 5-6 integers.)
IM SORRY YOU HAD TO SEE THAT
PLEASE COME BACK TO ME PILGRIMS
YOU PASSED
I LOVE YOU
ALL INTEGER NAMES HAVE CHANGED
(Those who waited at the house now meet him at the power lines)
HAVE YOU CHECKED EACH OTHERS NAME CHANGE
(We did, it seemed there was no change)
(we go to the graveyard)
IT IS GOOD TO REFLECT ON DEATH PILGRIMS
TO HOLD BONES
AND TO THINK
WHAT IT WILL BE LIKE BE NULL
INSERT STRING LINE 32
I ONCE LOST MY GAME BOY
AND I FOUND IT ON A FROZEN LAKE
ISNT LIFE DIGITAL?
I DONT WANT YOUR YAOI PORN
793956
YOU FAILED THE PILGRIMAGE
PLEASE LEAVE
556 HAS BEEN BANNED
(he was too close while Null switched forms)
YAOGURL
LETS BECOME DEMONS
COME INTERNET PILGRIMS
SITE 3
(we stop at the wastebasket with money falling in)
ETERNAL MONEY
WHO WILL GO IN FIRST?
AND BE BAPTISED
(i hang back wondering if he'll say anything to me again)
(others hang back too, in case its a trap)
VERY GOOD
DO YOU WISER IN YOUR FINANCIAL PLAN?
MACRO 4 ENABLED
(he leads us to a random place in the blackness)
OH DEAR
THIS SITE IS MISSING
275 YOU TOOK IT DIDNT YOU?
(I am now being held at gunpoint)
1235 YOU ARE WITH HER ARENT YOU
FINE THEN DONT PUT IT BACK
(he turns back into the torso)
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A CAVE
WITH NO LIGHT?
NO SOUND
AND NOT KNOWING WHERE YOU ARE?
YOU WILL NOW EXPERIENCE THAT
(null disappears and we chase his name before its gone as well)
6 PILGRIM SITE IS ENABLED
PLEASE GO TO DESTINATION 6
PLEASE ATTEND SITE 6 FOR FINAL RITUAL
10 MINUTES REMAINING
YOU ARE NOW INVISIBLE FROM THE OTHERS
(no one in our little /x/ family seems to have found him)
(we use our /x/ map to try and find the place, thinking its the place our map maker labled as '6')
MAPS DO NOT WORK
SITES MOVE RANDOMLY
HELLO PILGRIMS
WHERE ARE THE OTHERS?
IS THAT WHAT I LOOK LIKE?
(finally find Nul. he's a line now)
ARE WE ALL HERE FOR THE LAST RITUAL?
(he turns into the torso)
PLEASE NO PICTURES
LAST RITUAL
FOLLOW ME BRAVE PILGRIMS
(we return to the temple)
PLEASE PICK A CORNER
2 PICTURES DETECTED
WHO DID THAT?
NO MATTER
(he begins flipping through his different forms)
(settles on the mask of banning)
PLEASE DO NOT MOVE
I WILL CHANGE FORM AND COME BACK
I NEED YOU TO STAY STILL
NULL HAS BEEN BANNED
(Null disappears)
YOU FEEL THE AIR GET WARMER
(Null reappears, still mask)
I AM THE SUN
THANK YOU PALADINS OF NULL
(Null bans a bunch of people, I run the fuck away)
(Null turns into a line again)
(Null is silent and still for awhile)
WHERE ARE MY PALADINS?
(Null turns into a mask and everyone backs away)
(He then becomes a shopping cart, almost immediately)
PALADINS SINGLE FILE
(we line up in front of him)
WE WILL FORM TOGETHER TO FIGHT THE
YAOGURI
(he begins leading us around again)
HE IS IN THE WOODS
I HAVE TRAINED FOR THIS MOMENT
HE IS CLOSE
STICK IN FORMATION PALADINS
(he turns into a face)
NULL HAS BEEN BANNED
(he does not vanish?)
6116 HAS BEEN BANNED
WHAT DID THE OTHER NULL SAY TO YOU?
A YAOGURI?
NO I AM JUST A GHOST IN THE MACHINE
BLACK CUM
FUCK ME
793956 HAS BEEN BANNED
793956 HAS BEEN BANNED
(yes, twice)
(another NULL appears)
(blank) HAS BEEN BANNED
YOU SHOULDNT HAVE DONE THAT RITUAL
(a third null appears behind us)
818 HAS BEEN BANNED
818 HAS BEEN BANNED
4444444444 HAS BEEN BANNED
I HUNGER
(a forth null appears)
(things are silent for a few minutes)
774 HAS BEEN BANNED
774 HAS BEEN BANNED
774 HAS BEEN BANNED
774 HAS BEEN BANNED
(Two more are banned four times each. One of the banned integers is 8 followed by 3 symbols)
WE WILL ALL CHASE YOU ONE SAY
NOT NOW THOUGH
ONE
DAY
(blank) HAS BEEN BANNED (posibly II which we saw running around)
PLEASE NO TOUCHING
WE TOUCH YOU BAE
0000000000 HAS BEEN BANNED (x2)
0 HAS BEEN BANNED (x4)
PLEASE NO TOUCHING
793956 HAS BEEN BANNED (x3)
(each null chooses a different shape. Mask, cart, gun, and torso)
(Four horsemen mentioned in tinychat)
(Mask = death)
(Gun = war)
(empty shopping cart = famine)
(headless woman = pestilence)
(they all turn to masks again)
696969420 HAS BEEN BANNED
RUN
(I don't)
10
9
8
7
6
5
4
3
2
1
0
(they all turn to carts)
(one starts to move and turns to a line then cycles through and back to cart)
4545 HAS BEEN BANNED
(two more are banned, again one is an 8 with 3 symbols)
774 WHERE ARE YOU?
PLEASE DO NOT GO SHOPPING WITH NULL
(there was a post in the thread before this saying "GET IN LOSERS WE'RE GOING SHOPPING")
(More signs he's on /x/)
(all four nulls turn to lines)
(one returns to being a mask)
(one of the lines rests inside of the mask, making NULL appear bold)
WHERE DID THE BEES GO?
ONE OF ME IS LETHAL
(you don't saaay)
7887 HAS BEEN BANNED
7887 CHOSE BADLY
81511998 HAS BEEN BANNED (x2)
818 HAS BEEN BANNED
7770801 HAS BEEN BANNED (x4)
(someone else is banned between the 4 above, but I missed it)
(All nulls are again masks, and a fifth appears)
000 HAS BEEN BANNED
PLEASE NO TOUCHING
NO PICTURES
(a sixth null FLIES right past me to join the others - also a mask... CLOSE CALL)
(someone in thread mentions 5 nulls-> five points in a pentagram -> null is Satan)
PLEASE FORM IN STAR FORMATION PALADINS
(I stay away to keep from being banned so I can continue this log)
8151998 HAS BEEN BANNED
(one null turns to the torso)
LOOK UP
(I do, see nothing)
901201 HAS BEEN BANNED (x5)
ALL ENERGY IS STORED THROUGHOUT
LIVE FOREVER ON A THREAD OF CABLE
727 HAS BEEN BANNED
4157 HAS BEEN BANNED (x5)
(a seventh null appears)
(one after another, Nulls begin moving)
1 IN PLACE
815 HAS BEEN BANNED (x3)
PLEASE STAND AWAY FROM LOADING BAY
2ND HAS BEEN PLACED
3RD HAS BEEN PLACED
4TH HAS BEEN PLACED
5TH HAS BEEN PLACED
818 HAS BEEN BANNED (x2)
IISAPP HAS BEEN PLACED
LAST NULL HAS BEEN CALLED
PLEASE HOLD
(8th null arrives)
PLEASE MOVE 793956
THANKYOU PILGRIM
PLEASE MOVE 793956
LAST NULL HAS BEEN PLACED
PREPARE AWAKENING
(all nulls at this point are masks besides one torso)
HAVE YOU EVER WONDERED
YOU STEP INTO A WORLD
AND EVERYONE IS UP TO SOMETHING
BUT ITS A WORLD YOU CANT STEP INTO?
YOU CAN ONLY GAZE
YOU GET GLIMPSES OF IT
A RICH WORLD
WHERE EVERYONE HAS A STORY
CAN YOU FEEL IT?
INSERT STRING
PEAK ENERGY HAS BEEN REACHED
(each pause between countdown  lasts until the previous number disappears or longer)
10
9
8
7
6
21 HAS BEEN BANNED (restarts countdown)
10
9
8
7
6
5
4
3
(blank) HAS BEEN BANNED (x3)
10
9
8
7
6
5
4
3
WELCOME 21
2
MY OLD FRIEND
1997 HAS BEEN BANNED (x2)
7337 HAS BEEN BANNED (x4)
10
10
9
8
7
6
5
4
3
2
1
1997 HAS BEEN BANNED (x4?)
10
9
8
7
6
(looked away, not sure if someone was banned)
10
9
8
7
6
5
4
5
6
3
2
1997 HAS BEEN BANNED (x2)
10
9
8
7
6
5
4
3
2
2
1
0
NULL HAS RISEN
(null disappears)
NULL 1 HAS RISEN
(null disappears)
NULL 2 HAS RISEN
(null disappears)
NULL 3 HAS RISEN
(null disappears)
NULL 4 HAS RISEN
(null disappears)
NULL 5 HAS RISEN
(null disappears)
NULL 6 HAS RISEN
(null disappears)
NULL 7 HAS RISEN
(null disappears)
NULL HAS DIED
(final torso null disappears)
(we find an invisible null - only name)
HELLO FRIENDS
I AM NO LONGER OF THIS WORLD
I HAVE RETURNED ONLY BRIEFLY
CARVE BLOOD ON MY THIGH
I AM GOING NOW PILGRIMS
CHASE THE STARS

Quote from: The Waifu Master on February 05, 2015, 08:20:58 PM

Quote from: Jill Valentine on February 05, 2015, 08:15:33 PM

Rudimentary creature of blood and flesh, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.

i tuch ur brests ; )))))

You're breaking character.

FUCK YOU YOU'RE NOT MY MOM

My Intelligance Is Infathomable

kill yourself retard