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The Flood / Re: Incest Tier list
« on: February 07, 2015, 09:42:05 PM »

2883
The Flood / Re: I told siri I loved her
« on: February 07, 2015, 09:33:30 PM »

2884
Gaming / Re: Blood angels > everything in the 40k universe
« on: February 07, 2015, 09:33:13 PM »


Eldar women are totes adorable.
10/10 waifus all

2886
The Flood / Re: I told siri I loved her
« on: February 07, 2015, 09:32:05 PM »
Why do you spell it like that.
Because we're weebs.

2887
The Flood / Re: Incest Tier list
« on: February 07, 2015, 09:31:03 PM »

2888
The Flood / Re: I told siri I loved her
« on: February 07, 2015, 09:24:12 PM »
she asked if that was why I was holding my phone so tight.

then I asked if she wanted to be my valentine and she said "well...this is awkward"
I love you, bb.
Hugu?
*hugu*
*hugu*

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The Flood / Re: Incest Tier list
« on: February 07, 2015, 09:21:23 PM »
Wrong

God tier:
Mom/Son

Good tier:
Little sister/Big Brother
Aunt/Nephew

Meh tier:
Little Brother/Big Sister
Cousin/Cousin

Shit tier:
Father/Daughter
Uncle/Niece
Anything else really
It's amazing how shit your opinion is.
>two
>dee
>3DPD

2890
The Flood / Re: How big is the biggest tv in your home?
« on: February 07, 2015, 09:20:40 PM »
Large enough.

2893
The Flood / Re: I told siri I loved her
« on: February 07, 2015, 09:14:50 PM »
she asked if that was why I was holding my phone so tight.

then I asked if she wanted to be my valentine and she said "well...this is awkward"
I love you, bb.
Hugu?

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The Flood / Re: Incest Tier list
« on: February 07, 2015, 09:14:03 PM »
Wrong

God tier:
Mom/Son

Good tier:
Little sister/Big Brother
Aunt/Nephew

Meh tier:
Little Brother/Big Sister
Cousin/Cousin

Shit tier:
Father/Daughter
Uncle/Niece
Anything else really
It's amazing how shit your opinion is.

2895
The Flood / Re: Rrrrrrolll Up the Rim to Win is Back.
« on: February 07, 2015, 09:13:05 PM »
I'm not sure what you are referring to....

2896
The Flood / Re: Incest Tier list
« on: February 07, 2015, 09:12:36 PM »
Would big bro x little bro dressed up like a girl still be mid tier?
...that depends on material.

2897
The Flood / Re: Incest Tier list
« on: February 07, 2015, 09:10:29 PM »
shit tier:

all

you're all disgusting
butthurt cuz he can't get his sister to fuck him

2898
The Flood / Re: Incest Tier list
« on: February 07, 2015, 09:09:46 PM »
Only tier

Big Sis x Lil Bro
Twincest
Fixed that for you.
Fair enough.

>TFW someone liked and then unliked this post

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The Flood / Incest Tier list
« on: February 07, 2015, 09:08:20 PM »
Top Tier

Big Sis x Lil Bro
Lil Sis x Big Bro
Twincest



Mid Tier

Mom x Son
SisxSis
BroxBro



Low Tier

DadxSon
DadxDaughter

2900
The Flood / Re: How many on you fuckers actually exercise?
« on: February 07, 2015, 09:01:35 PM »
check the easy access to sloot poosay when under 12%



even though jeff and crew act like full on homos
What the fuck is with the guy on the right's waist?
No bodyfat.
That just looks horrible.
Combination of low bodyfat x good glutes x well developed abs x adonis belt genetics. PLUS jeff wears his pants too low. However every girl I've ever asked + big samples from twitter/instagram admit the adonis belt is one of their favorite parts of a male

he's pretty much about to show his wang

Shit, he almost looks good in that picture.

2901
The Flood / Re: >"Oh hey sweetie"
« on: February 07, 2015, 08:54:49 PM »
A step in the right direction Jim.
You're kicked out of the weeb club.

2902
Gaming / Re: Blood angels > everything in the 40k universe
« on: February 07, 2015, 08:53:41 PM »

*sniped*

*doged*

*Bolter Shoot*

MFW you couldn't possibly dodge that, since they spent their entire lives being the best marksman
MFW Vignette Assasins would wait for days for the best time to kill
MFW they would find the best spots to kill you or to hide
MFW what their wearing camoflauges them
MFW they could easily escape any situation

Alright, i'm making a poll, Eldar Ranger vs Vignette Assassins.
That's unfair Vignette Assassins are people who assassinate high ranking ppl, their not really one who would meet their opponent on the battlefield unlike the Eldar Rangers who face their enemy >:Y

Which is why an Eldar Ranger would have no problem dodging a bullet from a vignette assassin, case close.
Vindicare Assassins(Why are we calling them Vignette?) specialize really specifically in assassination through being elite snipers, stalking and killing a target with extreme care and precision at long range. They have dealt with Eldar before, and have not run into any serious problems.

Quote
In one celebrated (but carefully concealed) engagement, a massed Eldar assault in the Lammas Campaign was halted by a lone Vindicator Assassin hiding in a ruined tower. The Eldar advance in the face of this tower was stalled again and again by a hail of deadly sniper fire which slew Exarchs, Warlocks, and Support Weapons crews in quick succession. Eventually, the Eldar called in their scouts to clear the tower, but when they entered it they found it empty.

Rangers are outcasts that leave their Craftworld looking for adventure. Despite being great at stealth, like most sneaky Eldar, one's ability varies greatly among them as they don't have any real formal training as they're just bands of rogues. Unlike the highly trained Vindicate Assassin's, they are not as disciplined and dedicated to their craft. Plenty end up just quitting and going back to their craftworlds when they get tired of adventure. While there are those Rangers that continue to their whole lives, I see no reason why they would best a Vindicare, let alone manage to dodge a shot from one.

Quote
Vindicare Assassins(Why are we calling them Vignette?) specialize really specifically in assassination through being elite snipers, stalking and killing a target with extreme care and precision at long range. They have dealt with Eldar before, and have not run into any serious problems.

Ok i see your point, however i would like to say that while they are impressive warriors who had dealt with Eldar, Orks, however they are some types of enemies that can counter them or even have the assassins have trouble killing like necrons for example, i could be wrong but thats just me.
Of course, just about everything in the WH40k universe has had some enemy that just stopped it and made it screw up or was especially tricky to finish off. I'm sure I could dig around and find a couple moments when a Vindicare messed up royally and got creamed.

However, the point remains. There is no clear indication that an Eldar Ranger would have any real advantage to a Vindicare. Vindicare are also quite consistent in skill and training, Rangers are not.

Also the Vindicare look more badass then a Eldar ranger.

...
That's not true.


Meh

Stealth suit > Cloth
Maybe it's just that I have a bias against anything skin-tight and full black.

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Gaming / Re: Blood angels > everything in the 40k universe
« on: February 07, 2015, 08:50:42 PM »

*sniped*

*doged*

*Bolter Shoot*

MFW you couldn't possibly dodge that, since they spent their entire lives being the best marksman
MFW Vignette Assasins would wait for days for the best time to kill
MFW they would find the best spots to kill you or to hide
MFW what their wearing camoflauges them
MFW they could easily escape any situation

Alright, i'm making a poll, Eldar Ranger vs Vignette Assassins.
That's unfair Vignette Assassins are people who assassinate high ranking ppl, their not really one who would meet their opponent on the battlefield unlike the Eldar Rangers who face their enemy >:Y

Which is why an Eldar Ranger would have no problem dodging a bullet from a vignette assassin, case close.
Vindicare Assassins(Why are we calling them Vignette?) specialize really specifically in assassination through being elite snipers, stalking and killing a target with extreme care and precision at long range. They have dealt with Eldar before, and have not run into any serious problems.

Quote
In one celebrated (but carefully concealed) engagement, a massed Eldar assault in the Lammas Campaign was halted by a lone Vindicator Assassin hiding in a ruined tower. The Eldar advance in the face of this tower was stalled again and again by a hail of deadly sniper fire which slew Exarchs, Warlocks, and Support Weapons crews in quick succession. Eventually, the Eldar called in their scouts to clear the tower, but when they entered it they found it empty.

Rangers are outcasts that leave their Craftworld looking for adventure. Despite being great at stealth, like most sneaky Eldar, one's ability varies greatly among them as they don't have any real formal training as they're just bands of rogues. Unlike the highly trained Vindicate Assassin's, they are not as disciplined and dedicated to their craft. Plenty end up just quitting and going back to their craftworlds when they get tired of adventure. While there are those Rangers that continue to their whole lives, I see no reason why they would best a Vindicare, let alone manage to dodge a shot from one.

Quote
Vindicare Assassins(Why are we calling them Vignette?) specialize really specifically in assassination through being elite snipers, stalking and killing a target with extreme care and precision at long range. They have dealt with Eldar before, and have not run into any serious problems.

Ok i see your point, however i would like to say that while they are impressive warriors who had dealt with Eldar, Orks, however they are some types of enemies that can counter them or even have the assassins have trouble killing like necrons for example, i could be wrong but thats just me.
Of course, just about everything in the WH40k universe has had some enemy that just stopped it and made it screw up or was especially tricky to finish off. I'm sure I could dig around and find a couple moments when a Vindicare messed up royally and got creamed.

However, the point remains. There is no clear indication that an Eldar Ranger would have any real advantage to a Vindicare. Vindicare are also quite consistent in skill and training, Rangers are not.

Also the Vindicare look more badass then a Eldar ranger.

...
That's not true.

2904
The Flood / Re: How many on you fuckers actually exercise?
« on: February 07, 2015, 08:48:01 PM »
Spoiler
That shit isn't healthy yo'
Yeah it is cuzzz

heart rate is lower than most people
Big lung capacity
Less fat than most people
Muscles have power to push/pull hundreds of pounds multiple times
Denser bones
Gets more and better nutrients than 99% of people(through diet/supplements/vitamins)
Plus he's fookin aestheticccc
but staying at bodybuilder contest levels of (nearly nonexistent) body fat for extended periods of time is bad.
Only really low levels (less than 3-5% I believe).
4% is right around where that guy is.
No he's not, but he's definitely single digits.

I just noticed kinder offered his pic^^^
10-12% looks the most natural and attractive.
It's probably the most popular but I doubt a chick will turn a guy down for having 6-9% unless he's a total egotistical douche about it, kinda like a guy seeing a chick with a B cup.  It's not quite a C but it's better than an A cup.
inb4Zen
>Because single digits are unattractive and pointless
lmao

Whatever you gotta do you justify being lazy and outta shape man.
You didn't even read the OP, did you?
Yep and I'm a 6'7" ex-Navy seal bro.  I said it on the internet so it must be true.
Sorry, you're right. I'm actually 5'4" I weigh 270 lbs.
I haven't lifted my legs more than an inch in two years. :(
Never said you were obese either.
You're right.
But I just told you the full truth, man.

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The Flood / Re: How many on you fuckers actually exercise?
« on: February 07, 2015, 08:45:55 PM »
Spoiler
That shit isn't healthy yo'
Yeah it is cuzzz

heart rate is lower than most people
Big lung capacity
Less fat than most people
Muscles have power to push/pull hundreds of pounds multiple times
Denser bones
Gets more and better nutrients than 99% of people(through diet/supplements/vitamins)
Plus he's fookin aestheticccc
but staying at bodybuilder contest levels of (nearly nonexistent) body fat for extended periods of time is bad.
Only really low levels (less than 3-5% I believe).
4% is right around where that guy is.
No he's not, but he's definitely single digits.

I just noticed kinder offered his pic^^^
10-12% looks the most natural and attractive.
It's probably the most popular but I doubt a chick will turn a guy down for having 6-9% unless he's a total egotistical douche about it, kinda like a guy seeing a chick with a B cup.  It's not quite a C but it's better than an A cup.
inb4Zen
>Because single digits are unattractive and pointless
lmao

Whatever you gotta do you justify being lazy and outta shape man.
You didn't even read the OP, did you?
Yep and I'm a 6'7" ex-Navy seal bro.  I said it on the internet so it must be true.
Sorry, you're right. I'm actually 5'4" I weigh 270 lbs.
I haven't lifted my legs more than an inch in two years. :(

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The Flood / Re: How many on you fuckers actually exercise?
« on: February 07, 2015, 08:43:02 PM »
I got rekt, SO I'm resorting to calling people names because that totally proves I'm smarter. Even though my argument has been split in two and my point is pretty much invalid, I still think I won the argument.

FTFY
Also butthurt.
^ all that damage control because you were proven wrong. you're a joke dude.
All this butthurt because you're a poser
still proving my point dude. keep calling me names, go ahead, prove you're the smartest person here by insulting me more.
>Wanting me to shut up so you don't have to hear people tell you that what you're doing is pointless and unattractive
lmao
I'm not doing it pointlessly, I have an image I have to uphold to keep my job, Image absolutely matters in the modern day work place, it gives you a special air about you that being a normal dude can't give you.
>Implying having single digit bf help you keep an image other than being a vain douchebag

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The Flood / Re: How many on you fuckers actually exercise?
« on: February 07, 2015, 08:42:10 PM »
Spoiler
That shit isn't healthy yo'
Yeah it is cuzzz

heart rate is lower than most people
Big lung capacity
Less fat than most people
Muscles have power to push/pull hundreds of pounds multiple times
Denser bones
Gets more and better nutrients than 99% of people(through diet/supplements/vitamins)
Plus he's fookin aestheticccc
but staying at bodybuilder contest levels of (nearly nonexistent) body fat for extended periods of time is bad.
Only really low levels (less than 3-5% I believe).
4% is right around where that guy is.
No he's not, but he's definitely single digits.

I just noticed kinder offered his pic^^^
10-12% looks the most natural and attractive.
It's probably the most popular but I doubt a chick will turn a guy down for having 6-9% unless he's a total egotistical douche about it, kinda like a guy seeing a chick with a B cup.  It's not quite a C but it's better than an A cup.
inb4Zen
>Because single digits are unattractive and pointless
lmao

Whatever you gotta do you justify being lazy and outta shape man.
You didn't even read the OP, did you?

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The Flood / Re: How many on you fuckers actually exercise?
« on: February 07, 2015, 08:37:48 PM »
Spoiler
That shit isn't healthy yo'
Yeah it is cuzzz

heart rate is lower than most people
Big lung capacity
Less fat than most people
Muscles have power to push/pull hundreds of pounds multiple times
Denser bones
Gets more and better nutrients than 99% of people(through diet/supplements/vitamins)
Plus he's fookin aestheticccc
but staying at bodybuilder contest levels of (nearly nonexistent) body fat for extended periods of time is bad.
Only really low levels (less than 3-5% I believe).
4% is right around where that guy is.
No he's not, but he's definitely single digits.

I just noticed kinder offered his pic^^^
10-12% looks the most natural and attractive.
It's probably the most popular but I doubt a chick will turn a guy down for having 6-9% unless he's a total egotistical douche about it, kinda like a guy seeing a chick with a B cup.  It's not quite a C but it's better than an A cup.
inb4Zen
>Because single digits are unattractive and pointless
lmao

Spoiler
That shit isn't healthy yo'
Yeah it is cuzzz

heart rate is lower than most people
Big lung capacity
Less fat than most people
Muscles have power to push/pull hundreds of pounds multiple times
Denser bones
Gets more and better nutrients than 99% of people(through diet/supplements/vitamins)
Plus he's fookin aestheticccc
but staying at bodybuilder contest levels of (nearly nonexistent) body fat for extended periods of time is bad.
Only really low levels (less than 3-5% I believe).
4% is right around where that guy is.
No he's not, but he's definitely single digits.

I just noticed kinder offered his pic^^^
10-12% looks the most natural and attractive.
It's probably the most popular but I doubt a chick will turn a guy down for having 6-9% unless he's a total egotistical douche about it, kinda like a guy seeing a chick with a B cup.  It's not quite a C but it's better than an A cup.
inb4Zen
a is best
aye

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The Flood / Re: How many on you fuckers actually exercise?
« on: February 07, 2015, 08:36:08 PM »
I got rekt, SO I'm resorting to calling people names because that totally proves I'm smarter. Even though my argument has been split in two and my point is pretty much invalid, I still think I won the argument.

FTFY
Also butthurt.
^ all that damage control because you were proven wrong. you're a joke dude.
All this butthurt because you're a poser
still proving my point dude. keep calling me names, go ahead, prove you're the smartest person here by insulting me more.
>Wanting me to shut up so you don't have to hear people tell you that what you're doing is pointless and unattractive
lmao

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The Flood / Re: How many on you fuckers actually exercise?
« on: February 07, 2015, 08:31:20 PM »
I got rekt, SO I'm resorting to calling people names because that totally proves I'm smarter. Even though my argument has been split in two and my point is pretty much invalid, I still think I won the argument.

FTFY
Also butthurt.
^ all that damage control because you were proven wrong. you're a joke dude.
All this butthurt because you're a poser

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