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The Flood / Re: I am eating peanuts instead of going to bed AMA
« on: February 08, 2015, 12:35:17 AM »
I'M NOT LYING YOU FAT BRITISH FUCKER
I KNEW I SHOULDN'T HAVE TAKEN CAVE'S ADVICE.
LOOK WHAT MY ENGINEERS DID
THEY TURNED MY LEMON INTO A FUCKING SENTIENT BEING

I LIKE LIMES MORE
:^)
YouTube


I heard from a pretty reliable source that you masturbated once while playing Halo 3: ODST with some people and forgot to mute your mic
But that was all too intentional.

2852
The Flood / Re: FUCK MY ASS, ASSIGNMENT IN 30 MINUTES
« on: February 08, 2015, 12:32:08 AM »
Well its only one persons fault.
His fucking Prof.

Tell me, Yuno, is your Prof 3dpd?

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The Flood / Re: I am eating peanuts instead of going to bed AMA
« on: February 08, 2015, 12:30:45 AM »
Stop jerking off so much then
I DON'T
YouTube

I'M NOT LYING YOU FAT BRITISH FUCKER
I KNEW I SHOULDN'T HAVE TAKEN CAVE'S ADVICE.
LOOK WHAT MY ENGINEERS DID
THEY TURNED MY LEMON INTO A FUCKING SENTIENT BEING

I LIKE LIMES MORE

2854
The Flood / Re: FUCK MY ASS, ASSIGNMENT IN 30 MINUTES
« on: February 08, 2015, 12:29:04 AM »
Again?


Are you even taking this seriously?...
Yes. But in my defense, the question doesn't make sense.
What's the question?
This is about Mythology.

How does Ovid's portrayal of creation illustrate his poetic "mission as the desire to cast doubt 'on the power of any poet to explain and perhaps even survive in a universe in which power is ultimately arbitrary and beyond the control of any poets or philosophers, since it rests in the hands of the powers in the heavens and on the Palatine.'"
Because he said Palatine was a faggot.
Look,
"Creation 1:1 and on the first day Ovid created Palatine, and he was a faggot."

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The Flood / Re: I am eating peanuts instead of going to bed AMA
« on: February 08, 2015, 12:26:59 AM »

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The Flood / Re: FUCK MY ASS, ASSIGNMENT IN 30 MINUTES
« on: February 08, 2015, 12:26:30 AM »
Again?


Are you even taking this seriously?...
Yes. But in my defense, the question doesn't make sense.
What's the question?

2857
The Flood / I am eating peanuts instead of going to bed AMA
« on: February 08, 2015, 12:25:36 AM »
ffs my dick still isn't working.

2859
The Flood / Re: FUCK MY ASS, ASSIGNMENT IN 30 MINUTES
« on: February 08, 2015, 12:23:06 AM »
Why are you such an idiot?

2860
The Flood / Re: Wait.. How do pansexual people reproduce?
« on: February 08, 2015, 12:18:37 AM »
Well then.

I just got three replies in the space of 10 seconds
IT'S NOT WORKING

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The Flood / Re: Wait.. How do pansexual people reproduce?
« on: February 08, 2015, 12:14:42 AM »
this is important... because..?
My dick needs to orgasm.

2862
The Flood / Re: Favourite pornstar?
« on: February 07, 2015, 11:48:55 PM »
You people are fucked in the head.
weebs go to hell
2 bombs wasn't enough
butthurt because I'm not brainwashed?

2863
The Flood / Re: Favourite pornstar?
« on: February 07, 2015, 11:39:25 PM »
You people are fucked in the head.

2864
You made an identical thread earlier, but with a different title.
;)

2865
Shove a gerbal in your ass through a tube
So long.
Bitch you did me so wrong.
I don't wana go on
Living in this world without you

2866
The Flood / Re: what if
« on: February 07, 2015, 11:26:27 PM »
You'd die.
but what if you didn't?

what kind of experience would ensue?
A fucking painful one.

2867
The Flood / Re: what if
« on: February 07, 2015, 11:25:20 PM »
You'd die.

2868
The Flood / What the fuck is the problem with this guy on the side of me?
« on: February 07, 2015, 11:21:37 PM »
Fuck you asshole.
Yeah, bite me.


Kim.
KIM
Why don't you like me?

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The Flood / Re: Guess What I Just Did
« on: February 07, 2015, 11:07:55 PM »
Why aren't you as cool as me?


Maybe if I ingest your cum, it'd make me as cool as you

Please give me some...master...
Post pics of yourself first

I'm not kidding

I want you to fuck me
Post pics of yourself first

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The Flood / Re: Guess What I Just Did
« on: February 07, 2015, 10:06:55 PM »
Why aren't you as cool as me?


Maybe if I ingest your cum, it'd make me as cool as you

Please give me some...master...
Post pics of yourself first

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The Flood / Re: Eye thread
« on: February 07, 2015, 09:59:39 PM »
fuck it

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The Flood / Re: Tell me about Anita Sarkeesian.
« on: February 07, 2015, 09:59:03 PM »
i think she makes a lot of good points in her videos

not her later ones, but like... the first two in her tropes vs women series
Apparently she was given some money, and she did nothing with it, or something? What about that?

Ah, that's the one:
Sarkeesian is a con artist that got over $100k to do some feminist videos.
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/566429325/tropes-vs-women-in-video-games

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The Flood / Re: Eye thread
« on: February 07, 2015, 09:57:59 PM »
This thread degenerated into autism quickly.

2875
The Flood / Re: Why all the Chris Kyle hate?
« on: February 07, 2015, 09:56:40 PM »
A true American hero is far more important than some edgy teenagers on the internet.

2876
The Flood / Re: Tell me about Anita Sarkeesian.
« on: February 07, 2015, 09:54:49 PM »
Sarkeesian is a con artist that got over $100k to do some feminist videos.

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The Flood / Re: Guess What I Just Did
« on: February 07, 2015, 09:46:31 PM »
Why aren't you as cool as me?

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The Flood / Re: Incest Tier list
« on: February 07, 2015, 09:45:44 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Incest Tier list
« on: February 07, 2015, 09:45:14 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Incest Tier list
« on: February 07, 2015, 09:42:23 PM »
>incest

I mean, I'm not saying I wouldn't bang Eva. But what her relationship to me is is debatable.
Who's Eva?
>2015
>Not playing MGS

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