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2821
The Flood / Re: We never saw the top of his hat
« on: February 08, 2015, 01:47:05 AM »
:(

2822
The Flood / Re: What kind of Coffee Mate do you use
« on: February 08, 2015, 01:45:03 AM »
Hazelnut.

Speaking of...

2823
The Flood / Re: I am eating peanuts instead of going to bed AMA
« on: February 08, 2015, 01:43:23 AM »
have you ever been close to choking to death? what caused it?
Yes. My sister.
look at your shirt. are there any spots, pieces of cotton, or any other knacks?
no
opinion on cashews?
Not for me.
what's your favorite sleeping position?
With my arms wrapped around a daki.

2826
The Flood / Re: >he doesn't say why we're sub-human
« on: February 08, 2015, 01:35:25 AM »
I still can't orgasm.

2827
The Flood / Re: FUCK MY ASS, ASSIGNMENT IN 30 MINUTES
« on: February 08, 2015, 01:34:56 AM »

This doesn't make me feel worthless.
I can't feel worthless if you don't speak my language.

2828
The Flood / Re: Night time Sep7agon a shit
« on: February 08, 2015, 01:33:02 AM »
Just fuck already.

2829
The Flood / Re: Introducing Sep7agon in Technicolor
« on: February 08, 2015, 01:32:32 AM »
i like mine better


That actually looks really nice.

2830
The Flood / Re: Clothing Thread.
« on: February 08, 2015, 01:30:33 AM »
>Buying clothing that's over $200
>And it's not formal wear

2831
The Flood / Re: Guess What I Just Did
« on: February 08, 2015, 01:29:01 AM »
Guess what I just did

Fucked a fox?
I don't know

Well find out
I find this scary



Once you dominate it, it's not scary anymore

;]
That thing is dominating me just by standing there. You dominate it first and I'll watch.


Ok

*pushes it agaisnt the wall and kisses it hard*


*it tries to run but I grab its throat and slams it a giant the wall*
*I roughly kiss it leaving a spit trail between our mouths*
*I rub my rock hard cock on its asshole and enter it*
*its moans and whimpers turns me on more as I thrust hard into it*
*I use one hand to choke it and the other to wrap its tail around me*
*I see its dick grow harder and I let go out the tail and grab it*
*I jerk it hard as I thrust against it*
*I feel it cumming and I kiss it letting its cum splatter our faces as kiss*
*I soon cum in its ass looking it right in the eyes doing so*
*I release it and throw it to the floor*
*it wriggles on the floor breathing heavily*

Elegiac

Come here and finish it off
Yechhh... ok



Good

Next time
You're taking charge

Now get over here and snuggle with me as I go to sleep
</3

2832
The Flood / Re: FUCK MY ASS, ASSIGNMENT IN 30 MINUTES
« on: February 08, 2015, 01:28:07 AM »


Off yourself.
How come you never talk to me like this?
Off yourself.
Keep going.
Tell me how worthless I am next.

I'm only at half mast here.
Don't leave me hanging.
I need to hear it from someone I actually care about.


You're both sub-humans
Come on now.
This is my time.
Tell me why I'm a sub human.

2833
The Flood / Re: I AM NACHO FRED
« on: February 08, 2015, 01:26:02 AM »
#LateNightLyricShitPosting

2834
The Flood / I AM NACHO FRED
« on: February 08, 2015, 01:23:42 AM »
I AM JUST A MAN WHO KNOWS HOW IT FEELS
I AM NACHO FRED
A NACHO LOVER
A NACHO FAMILY
YEAH

2836
The Flood / Re: FUCK MY ASS, ASSIGNMENT IN 30 MINUTES
« on: February 08, 2015, 01:10:20 AM »


Off yourself.
How come you never talk to me like this?
Off yourself.
Keep going.
Tell me how worthless I am next.

I'm only at half mast here.
Don't leave me hanging.
I need to hear it from someone I actually care about.

2837
The Flood / Re: This is the greatest thing ever
« on: February 08, 2015, 01:02:43 AM »
I was excited when I came in here.

2839
The Flood / Re: FUCK MY ASS, ASSIGNMENT IN 30 MINUTES
« on: February 08, 2015, 12:58:24 AM »

2840
The Flood / Re: FUCK MY ASS, ASSIGNMENT IN 30 MINUTES
« on: February 08, 2015, 12:57:02 AM »


Off yourself.
How come you never talk to me like this?

2842
The Flood / Re: FUCK MY ASS, ASSIGNMENT IN 30 MINUTES
« on: February 08, 2015, 12:54:10 AM »
That literally took you no time at all.
FFS I hope that piece of 3DPD trash throws it out.
I believe it is for showing that his stories are related to real time views that he encounters during his life. Instead, he thinks that poets and the like should just make stories on their experiences and not try to change the world they live in through writing, and leave it to the higher ups of society, as they are the ones that can change their governments and whatnot. With the constant theme of metamorphosis, it is the one thing that can change his society after time, since it won't happen when he's alive.

That's my answer, took me 49 minutes
It's C material.
Good job.

2843
The Flood / Re: Night time Sep7agon a shit
« on: February 08, 2015, 12:53:27 AM »
But you get to learn so many interesting things.

2844
The Flood / Re: FUCK MY ASS, ASSIGNMENT IN 30 MINUTES
« on: February 08, 2015, 12:49:31 AM »
That literally took you no time at all.
FFS I hope that piece of 3DPD trash throws it out.

2845
The Flood / Re: an interesting map of the world
« on: February 08, 2015, 12:45:22 AM »
This is a good map.

2847
The Flood / Re: FUCK MY ASS, ASSIGNMENT IN 30 MINUTES
« on: February 08, 2015, 12:44:27 AM »
MADE PROGRESS, 1 SENTENCE
VICTORYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

2848
The Flood / Re: FUCK MY ASS, ASSIGNMENT IN 30 MINUTES
« on: February 08, 2015, 12:42:33 AM »
You guys are faggots.

2849
The Flood / Re: I am eating peanuts instead of going to bed AMA
« on: February 08, 2015, 12:40:54 AM »
I heard from a pretty reliable source that you masturbated once while playing Halo 3: ODST with some people and forgot to mute your mic
I can admit to actually telling people I am in a party with on XBL to brb so I can go jerk off.
Casual shit.
If you're not having sex with your waifu in AA2 at max volume while everyone can hear you, you're doing it wrong.
But, I don't like the 2D.
Then stop being brainwashed.

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The Flood / Re: I am eating peanuts instead of going to bed AMA
« on: February 08, 2015, 12:39:00 AM »
I heard from a pretty reliable source that you masturbated once while playing Halo 3: ODST with some people and forgot to mute your mic
I can admit to actually telling people I am in a party with on XBL to brb so I can go jerk off.
Casual shit.
If you're not having sex with your waifu in AA2 at max volume while everyone can hear you, you're doing it wrong.

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