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The Flood / Re: You're a cute guy.
« on: February 13, 2015, 01:13:44 PM »

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The Flood / Re: You're a cute guy.
« on: February 13, 2015, 01:11:50 PM »

2253
The Flood / Re: You're a cute guy.
« on: February 13, 2015, 01:10:12 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Why haven't you joined the Tru Cru?
« on: February 13, 2015, 01:08:35 PM »
ayy

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The Flood / Re: I'm taking a shower
« on: February 13, 2015, 01:08:17 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Late Night Thread
« on: February 13, 2015, 01:07:05 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Compliment Thread
« on: February 13, 2015, 01:04:48 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Late Night Thread
« on: February 13, 2015, 01:04:06 PM »

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The Flood / Re: What would you do if a cute boy kissed you?
« on: February 13, 2015, 01:01:50 PM »
>implying one hasn't
So, what'd you do?
Oh yeah, It's actually happened now I think about it.

But I wish I could of Edward Elric'd his ass.
That's not what you did when I kissed you last night. :)
Just.... Just can it.

seriously
;D

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The Flood / Re: Is it still your left nut?
« on: February 13, 2015, 12:59:32 PM »
It's just my nut.

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The Flood / Re: What would you do if a cute boy kissed you?
« on: February 13, 2015, 12:58:10 PM »
>implying one hasn't
So, what'd you do?
Oh yeah, It's actually happened now I think about it.

But I wish I could of Edward Elric'd his ass.
That's not what you did when I kissed you last night. :)

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The Flood / Re: I'm taking a shower
« on: February 13, 2015, 12:37:56 PM »
why are you so ghey today?
Why are you not gay today?

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The Flood / Re: I think Waifu Master has a point.
« on: February 13, 2015, 12:34:42 PM »
This doesn't prove women are incompetent (but they are, let's face it), it merely proves that for man to survive, he must have his beloved Canine by his side. Or something.

Moral of the story: Get a fuckin' dog.
And then choke it yourself.

That scene makes me tear up every fucking time, it's so god damn sad.
STOP REMINDING ME
THE DOG DYING IS MORE SAD THAN ANY HUMAN DYING IN THE MOVIE!

Unless it's the ending with Will Smith, that's sad. And then Bob Marley's 'Redemption Song' plays :(
STOP IT

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The Flood / Re: I'm taking a shower
« on: February 13, 2015, 12:29:55 PM »

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The Flood / Re: I think Waifu Master has a point.
« on: February 13, 2015, 12:29:24 PM »
This doesn't prove women are incompetent (but they are, let's face it), it merely proves that for man to survive, he must have his beloved Canine by his side. Or something.

Moral of the story: Get a fuckin' dog.
And then choke it yourself.

That scene makes me tear up every fucking time, it's so god damn sad.
STOP REMINDING ME

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The Flood / I'm taking a shower
« on: February 13, 2015, 12:29:08 PM »
Who's coming with me?

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The Flood / Re: I think Waifu Master has a point.
« on: February 13, 2015, 12:24:11 PM »
I'm always right, fucker.

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The Flood / Re: This is literally the best song ever.
« on: February 13, 2015, 12:23:42 PM »
false because its not this

Kill yourself.

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The Flood / Re: Discussion thread.
« on: February 13, 2015, 12:21:27 PM »
My dad took me out while doing his errands and we stopped at Applebee's and I got this amazing steak. I forgot the name of it but it was the best shit I had.
Sounds like good shit.
I want some good food.

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The Flood / Re: This is literally the best song ever.
« on: February 13, 2015, 12:20:39 PM »
Is gud.

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The Flood / Re: What would you do if a cute boy kissed you?
« on: February 13, 2015, 12:14:29 PM »
Wait...

Can men not be 3DPD?
3DPD is exclusive to women, silly.

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The Flood / Re: What would you do if a cute boy kissed you?
« on: February 13, 2015, 12:14:01 PM »
So far there have only been gay answers.
You guys are gaylord supremes.

Except you, Yu.

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The Flood / What would you do if a cute boy kissed you?
« on: February 13, 2015, 12:12:47 PM »
???

Spoiler
Kiss him back

beta faggots
Jive Turkey
Jester
Ultra Gaylords who have answered
Septy
Luciana
ChallengerX
Byrne
Stocking
Verbatim(But who wasn't expecting this?)
PSU
Gatsby
Vezakam
Mega Sceptile
Jono
Assassin 11D7
Jill Valentine
rOCKETMAN
Officer Nasty
People who aren't complete losers who have answered
Yu
Azure
Zen
Snake
Enigmatic Dog
Kupo
Espira
Das
Inglorious
Incan
Velox
Casper
Numb Digger
Ushan
Jimpressions
Lord Keksworth
Redninetynine
 
alpha as fuck
RC

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The Flood / Re: I Forgot I Lost My Virginity
« on: February 13, 2015, 12:09:31 PM »
why is it so hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs?
Spoiler
because they always take things literally
What?

......

A kleptomaniac is someone who suffers from an inability to refrain from stealing things. It's an impulse control disorder.
I know what the fuck it is, you dip shit. I just don't get why it was posted here.
:^)

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The Flood / Re: Discussion thread.
« on: February 13, 2015, 12:07:38 PM »
Hokai, so normally this thread would have been locked when it first went up.

It's the OP's job to provide something for discussion rather than the other way around, generally speaking. Now we aren't actually fun nazis and seeing as there is some discussion going on in here I'm going to let it stay. But consider this a one time only sort of deal >.>
If somebody else had of made this thread, locking it wouldn't even have crossed any staff members mind.
That is not the case, however you can believe what you want.
If It had've been Nexus's thread back there and me posting what he posted it would have been locked much earlier. Did he receive a warning, as I would have?
Persecution complexes are not a good thing to have.

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The Flood / Re: I Forgot I Lost My Virginity
« on: February 13, 2015, 12:04:02 PM »
I lost mine

twice
hymen regrowth is fun.

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