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1951
The Flood / Re: Reccomend a pair of chopsticks to me.
« on: February 15, 2015, 03:22:21 PM »
Spoiler
I think yours and mine would make a great pair

1952
The Flood / Re: taking a bath ama
« on: February 15, 2015, 03:18:54 PM »
How does it feel to be a hypocrite and be on 3DPD water?
How does it feel to be a dumbass who doesn't know what 3DPD is?
3DPigDisgusting Water also asking me a question on an ama :^) mad
So it feels pretty shit?
3DPD is exclusive to women, numbnuts.
3DPD is exclusive to pigs, you stupid twat
>being this wrong
Off yourself you dipshit.

1953
The Flood / Re: They say the world was coming to an end...
« on: February 15, 2015, 03:15:51 PM »
The world will live as long as we pray to the BatGod.


what the fuck am i looking at

1954
The Flood / Re: taking a bath ama
« on: February 15, 2015, 03:14:48 PM »
How does it feel to be a hypocrite and be on 3DPD water?
How does it feel to be a dumbass who doesn't know what 3DPD is?
3DPigDisgusting Water also asking me a question on an ama :^) mad
So it feels pretty shit?
3DPD is exclusive to women, numbnuts.

1955
The Flood / Re: Last year, Obama said he was 52
« on: February 15, 2015, 03:13:59 PM »
I am eating chocolate

1956
The Flood / Re: taking a bath ama
« on: February 15, 2015, 03:13:03 PM »
I am now eating chocolate in the bath.
AMAMA me anything

1957
The Flood / Re: Why is being a virgin socially unacceptable?
« on: February 15, 2015, 02:46:52 PM »
I don't know about you guys, but I'd rather mold and pervert a virgin to my desires than deal with someone who knows what they want and what boundaries they have.
Disgusting.

1958
The Flood / Re: Post pics of your room
« on: February 15, 2015, 02:38:08 PM »
Imma bout to end this thread's whole career
Entrance area to bedroom

Entrance area from door's perspective

Entrance area's view of Main room

Main room from couch's perspective

Computer area from bed's perspective

Main room/entrance area from bed's perspective
>TFW all the images are broken

1960
The Flood / Re: taking a bath ama
« on: February 15, 2015, 02:28:52 PM »
HEY GUYS


I SING IN MY BATH TOO
And I like to sing in the shower
If you'd like, I'll sing to you~

1961
The Flood / Re: taking a bath ama
« on: February 15, 2015, 02:25:08 PM »
Room for two?
Not really.
It would need to be a loli.

1962
The Flood / Re: taking a bath ama
« on: February 15, 2015, 02:21:49 PM »
Stop derailing my thread cuntlords.
Shhh, Ele is making a fool out of himself, dont interrupt.
Stop derailing my thread, cuntlord.

1963
The Flood / Re: taking a bath ama
« on: February 15, 2015, 02:20:08 PM »
Stop derailing my thread cuntlords.

1965
The Flood / Re: taking a bath ama
« on: February 15, 2015, 02:14:20 PM »
I drown in my bath.

Its huge
I am jealous.
You should let me in your bath some time.

1966
The Flood / Re: taking a bath ama
« on: February 15, 2015, 02:10:28 PM »
How does it feel to be a hypocrite and be on 3DPD water?
How does it feel to be a dumbass who doesn't know what 3DPD is?

1967
The Flood / Re: taking a bath ama
« on: February 15, 2015, 02:08:38 PM »

1968
The Flood / Re: taking a bath ama
« on: February 15, 2015, 02:07:29 PM »
Are you wet
extremely.
especially in my nether regions.
Wana see?

Did you take your waifu with you
No. :(

1969
The Flood / Re: I found SecondClass
« on: February 15, 2015, 02:06:53 PM »
Did that nigga seriously say he loves K2?
its all about that KK
If that's the case I love the K3 because they lynch stupid niggers like yourself.

1970
The Flood / taking a bath ama
« on: February 15, 2015, 02:05:36 PM »
I am warm.

1971
The Flood / Re: Go for a walk before entering this thread.
« on: February 15, 2015, 01:42:06 PM »

1972
The Flood / Re: Post pics of your room
« on: February 15, 2015, 01:40:29 PM »
Now here's a more pressing question.

OP, have you ever participated in a hot glue thread?
I wasted over $1000 on these stupid things. I'm not about to ruin them with my jizz.
>implying your jizz would ruin them
It's still fucking disgusting.
normalfag.

1973
The Flood / Re: Go for a walk before entering this thread.
« on: February 15, 2015, 01:39:31 PM »
I went and got a drink before entering.

So, I did walk before entering.
>outside
off yourself

1974
The Flood / Go for a walk outside before entering this thread.
« on: February 15, 2015, 01:35:24 PM »
You entered this thread without going for a walk.

I am a fucking psychic.

/shitpost

1975
The Flood / Re: Post pics of your room
« on: February 15, 2015, 01:34:00 PM »
Now here's a more pressing question.

OP, have you ever participated in a hot glue thread?
I wasted over $1000 on these stupid things. I'm not about to ruin them with my jizz.
>implying your jizz would ruin them

1976
The Flood / Re: Shit that you thought was overrated
« on: February 15, 2015, 01:32:00 PM »
Everything is overrated.

1977
The Flood / Re: "I like OST music"
« on: February 15, 2015, 12:00:50 PM »
YouTube
.

1978
The Flood / Re: Daily reminder that I got rid of the "Moderated" status.
« on: February 15, 2015, 11:56:30 AM »
Reported.

1979
The Flood / Re: LE LE LE
« on: February 15, 2015, 11:55:58 AM »
T̻͇̺͚͟o̫͇ ͈͓i̮̭̳̼͙̹n͟v͚̝̙ok͚̝̕e̯͉̱̭͔̖ ͔̥̳̭͍͓͍͠t͍͎h̭̮e̪̩̕ ̪̗̠̩̫͘h̯̫̝̲i̷͈v̖̱̖̖͓ͅe̪̜͙͇͇͔͈-̣̲ͅm̢̻̤̰̜̗i̠͉n̦̝̥̖̳d͔͉̹̲ ̦̩̼̭̻̠r͕͘e͉p͜r̯̺͕͘e̜s̴̙̭̳̦̱̬e̴̤̗͉̗n̠̙̖t̤̪̮ͅi̶̺̲̠̥͇̩n̖̰͍̳̝g̬͕͇ ̬͔c̷̙̦̲̪̠̞̞h̗̘̳ạ̝̭̭͟o̟̞̼̰s̡̙.̭̕
I̜̺n̜̘̜̜̼̯̻v͖̣̩̫̣̞̤o̱̭̼̬̫̦ki̬̮̲͎͖n͘g̛̰͙͇ ͏̱̙t̵h̬̱͎̹̭͔e̡͈̳̖ ͘f̥͚͚͍̲̕ͅe̼̝͞e̟͉̹̮̦̫l̗̫̰͙̬͡i̬͔͖͈̜̘n̴͕̗͉̙͙̙g̝̬̦̬͞ ̸͈͙͔͓͔o͇̪͇͈f̡̙ ͕̫̪̼͙͇̫͟c͡h̲̮a̺͇̤̞͓̳̰o̹ͅs̛͔̥͉̬̦̠.͏
̵̣̹̖̹W͕̲̩͖̪̲͙i̵̬͖̫̳̦t̰̩̤̪h̡̯̥͚͓ͅ ̵̣̺̫̻̙o̬u҉̠̠͈̙t̥͎͔͚ ̳̱͎͓͖o͕r̦̗̪d͍̼͈̪̘e̸̹̳ͅr̨̥̪̼̙.͏̥̬͓̩̥
̗̱̻T̲̞̫̭͓̼͢ḥ͚͓͖͔͇̀e̘ ͇̼̯̙̗N̳͈̣ẹ̮͚͙ͅz͕̭̣̖̩̗͞p̝̣͖̭͖̱̙ȩ͚̩̱̲̥̬ͅr̰͓̰͍ͅḍ͜ia̖̬n̬̻̟̲͎̦͕ ̞̟h̬̰i̵̱͉̥v͔̭̩e̼̯̱̥͎͠-̛m̩͢i̝̲̩̮̥n̦̜̘̰̻d̜̩̙͚ͅ ̠̻͜o͍͈̺̪f͎͕͕̤̭ ̻̭̣̯̙̝́c͎̼̖̮h͓͔̙̖̭̥̲͜a͖o̩̜̗̱͍̣ͅs̡͙̪͈͚.̸͙̙̲̠ Z͝a͙̗͕̝̠̼̕l̡̺ͅg҉̦͎̰̺̯͙o̗.̮̣̭̳͔
̶͚̟He̖̼̘̲ ̷̘͍̲͈̝͇w͚̼h̛o̴̰ ̀W̴̩̞̺̟̦a͕̠̫i̢͎̯̟͚̤̞t͇̺͓s͙̰̕ ̜̘̗͠B̫̫̭̗͙̼eh̶į̰͓̳n͎͓d̯̰̹ ͍̰̟͎͢T̰̞͖h͏̦̱̫͓͙̳̖ẹ͖͞ ̬̦̜̫̲̝͍͜W̹a̩͈̠͙̜̭͝l͓͚̮l͔̥͓̠̥.̜̟̪̩
̪̟Z̪̥̕A̶͖͍̣̯̘L͟G̻̠͇͙͙̳͝O̦͢!

I͉͉̦̻̪̩̱ͧ͌̔̂́͢͟ ̷̭͙͇̄̎͗̉ͬC̶̨̤͉͎̦̰̖͎͎̖͌͋̋ͬ̉ͣ͑̅ͪ̾̚A̸͓̰̥̯̎̃̒́͒̂͌N̔̅ͦ̆̎ͪ̐̾ͥ̉ͫ̽ͬ̀҉͍̭̜͖͎͟͠ ̵̴̧̱͖͈̱͖͍̩̣̦̲̰̙̉̎̇̄ͧ͋ͤͬͣ̐͜ͅSͤ̂̓ͮ̈ͭ̓̓͆ͩ̆̑ͦͭ҉̷̨̳̯̮͚̬̰̰͖̦͓̟͕͓͚͝ͅṬ̶̷̛̠̜̮͙ͯ͛ͬ̀Ĩ̡̜͇̳͇̰͓͉͍̼̫͚̰͚̓̒̒̑͋̆ͩ̐͠ͅͅL̷̷̡͉̫̪͎͎̳͓͓̫̗̟ͤ́͑̒̎̿̀̒͆͌ͧ̔̏͊̿͆͌̓́ͅͅL͕̤̱̟̘̬̟͉̯͉̹̦͇͉̯͈͊ͨͯ̏͘̕͜ ̡̋ͭ̍̃ͯ̏͋̆̾̎̆҉̠͙͔͔̻͇͚̮̦̝͍̼̙̤̖S̃̏̿͌ͦͦ̐͌̈́҉̬̥̦̣̙̝͉̥͈̹̮͓̝͠M̒ͣͦ͏̲̻͉̜̼̲̮͖̀E̡̛͙̦͚̫̹͍̗̜̪̙͕ͩ̈͌̍ͨ́́͠L̢̛͔̹̯͔̝͔̩̥̘̭̲̤̓ͪ̾̅͒̊̆ͤͮ̏͛̎̇ͬ̆͌̾͛͒̕͟͞L̵̢̥̭͕̱̼̪͉͎̱͕͍̦̽̿ͧͦͯ̈ͬ̓̍ͬͥ̓ͥ ̶̢̛̬̱̞̮̲͎̹̭̝͎̱͙̑̌ͨͭͨ̿̀͌̇ͯ̚͘͠ͅM̵͙͚͓̹͈̣̣̐̒ͪ̉ͮͩ̈̈͋͂̂̋̅͗̎͌̚͡Y̵̸̧̠̳͍̫̙̘̠̠̤̦̣̰̞͓̟͇̲̝̺̽́ͣ͂̀̉ ̛̛̦̜̩̩̝̯̬̭̯͍̣̦͔̹̫̦ͨͫ̈́̂̉̕͠Ṃ̴̸͖͓͎͍̥̭̤͕͙͍̈́̈́̀ͫ̈́ͥ̀̀͢Ȏ̡̹̬̲̲̥̺̣̻̰̙̭̝̯̜̆̓͊̿͊̃̽ͫ͌̽͐́ͣ̃̄̌̒͌̀M̸̡̘̝͖̤̼̜̓̊͗̓̊̊͑́̑̏́́͡ͅS̳̖͇̺͕̻̲̗̖̘͙̯̩̲͓͈͖͈̈́́̃̈͛̓̇ͤ͘ͅ ̡̫̦̭̗̞̘̩͎̤͎̙͑ͬ̆̉́̊͌͛ͩ̅̚̚͘͘̕͢ͅ
̵̛̩̘͚͇̮͋̄͒̌̈́̌ͣ͗̓̀̋ͥ́̔̅̎͠͞P̡̛ͣ̑͐ͫ̕͡҉̰̜̘U̶̅̿ͫ̌̆̅ͧ͂̊̒͒ͫ̏ͦ́ͬ́҉͉̟̰̲͚̫͉̳̥̼S̷̡̝͉̬̗̬̭͈͍̰͙̹̺̖͉͔̻͎͇̟̄ͨͧ̌ͮͨ̍̓ͧ̾̃ͭ̔Ṡ̃͊ͪ̾̈҉̫̦̖̻͎̕͟Ỵ̘̬̮̤͚͖̮̹͖͖͕͙̟̞̮̙ͮ͋̀́̈͘͡ ̨͐̓ͯͩ̏̎ͧͧͫͨ̉ͪ̓ͩ̑͑͘͡҉͏̮̙̪͇̮̥̜̲O͒͑̏̆ͮ̒͏̹̺̹̘̬̱̲̫͎͔̞͘͞N͕̬͙̺̠͕̼̤͎̣̟̮̹͈̹̂̇͛ͨͪͧ̍̈́̑ͮ̿̆͋͐ͫ̾͗͘͘͟ ̧̰͔͕̙͉̤̫͇̻͎̭̩̲̖͍̂ͥ̄̂͘͡͝͝ͅM̷̏ͥͪ͌̇̏͋́ͯ͡҉̡̛̤͖̻͈̗̭Y̢̳̳̞̘̥̗̮̑͒̒̓ͬ͒ͨ̎̔͘ ̧̡̫̻̪̙͙̥͙̟̍͂͑̒̔́ͩ̃̊̐̚̕F̴̪̝̦̩̹̝̗̣̱̥̮̖̞̫̯ͨ̀ͮ͌̿ͭ̏͌̇̋́I̷̮̪͍̥̝͕̟̜̱̥̝̮͎̩̣̞͔͙̊ͫ̓̾̽ͦ̏̀̑̒͘͘͢S͉͙̼̫̰͎̻̣̥̝͙̥̟͈̫̫̞͓͉̃ͫ͗ͩͩ̂̋ͮ̔͂̐̈́̆ͣ̾̇͊̕͡T̸̵̵̤̙̙͚̪͍̦͉͎̰̼͇̥̺͖̙͉ͯ̆͒̿͌͌̍̋̍̆̌͋̃͋ͫ͒̈̚͝

G̛͘͏̺̹͈̳͙͚o̫̰d̴͉̥̝͉́̀d̵̰͙͍̘͔́̀a̶̫̙̱̼͚̯͔̤͟ͅḿ͕̮͕͖̺n̴̫̞͘ ̦̝̬̭̀͞í̤͙͇͕͙͉̠t̛͇͙̰̳̫̣̣̀,̢҉̞̳̬̲ ̛̝͍̟̠͘͜d̸͉̘̤̥̕͡u̙̟̞̦͉̩͝ḍ̡̼̹è̸͓̜̣͔̠̦̟͖͚.̸̻͔̼̬̼͇ͅ
̢̛̥̹͍͖̺͠I̲ ̵̡̣̩̲̺̝̪̹̭ͅc̡̦̭͓͖̕͞a̴̩̲͇n̶̸̹͈̦̰͍̭ͅ'̙̘͍̞͖t̨͜͏̥͈ ̧̳͚͈̭̻̻̳̀ͅe̙̬͙̩̳͡͡v̲́͡e͉̱̳͚̫̕͟ņ̭͕͉ ̛͉͚̻͢͞ͅr̯͠e̴͓͓̥͚͕̞͓̱͟a̸͖̮̮̩̮̜͚̼͝d̟͚̭͙ ̡̰̰t̡̤̺h̦̣͔̝́a̶̘͇͔̪̞t̶̳̙͜ ̮̹͙͙̪̗͞s͔̟͇̥̮̯h̛͕̖͍̬i͏̢̨͇͕t̪̫̟̩̠̝̼.̥͍͙̰

1980
The Flood / Re: LE LE LE
« on: February 15, 2015, 11:53:27 AM »
T̻͇̺͚͟o̫͇ ͈͓i̮̭̳̼͙̹n͟v͚̝̙ok͚̝̕e̯͉̱̭͔̖ ͔̥̳̭͍͓͍͠t͍͎h̭̮e̪̩̕ ̪̗̠̩̫͘h̯̫̝̲i̷͈v̖̱̖̖͓ͅe̪̜͙͇͇͔͈-̣̲ͅm̢̻̤̰̜̗i̠͉n̦̝̥̖̳d͔͉̹̲ ̦̩̼̭̻̠r͕͘e͉p͜r̯̺͕͘e̜s̴̙̭̳̦̱̬e̴̤̗͉̗n̠̙̖t̤̪̮ͅi̶̺̲̠̥͇̩n̖̰͍̳̝g̬͕͇ ̬͔c̷̙̦̲̪̠̞̞h̗̘̳ạ̝̭̭͟o̟̞̼̰s̡̙.̭̕
I̜̺n̜̘̜̜̼̯̻v͖̣̩̫̣̞̤o̱̭̼̬̫̦ki̬̮̲͎͖n͘g̛̰͙͇ ͏̱̙t̵h̬̱͎̹̭͔e̡͈̳̖ ͘f̥͚͚͍̲̕ͅe̼̝͞e̟͉̹̮̦̫l̗̫̰͙̬͡i̬͔͖͈̜̘n̴͕̗͉̙͙̙g̝̬̦̬͞ ̸͈͙͔͓͔o͇̪͇͈f̡̙ ͕̫̪̼͙͇̫͟c͡h̲̮a̺͇̤̞͓̳̰o̹ͅs̛͔̥͉̬̦̠.͏
̵̣̹̖̹W͕̲̩͖̪̲͙i̵̬͖̫̳̦t̰̩̤̪h̡̯̥͚͓ͅ ̵̣̺̫̻̙o̬u҉̠̠͈̙t̥͎͔͚ ̳̱͎͓͖o͕r̦̗̪d͍̼͈̪̘e̸̹̳ͅr̨̥̪̼̙.͏̥̬͓̩̥
̗̱̻T̲̞̫̭͓̼͢ḥ͚͓͖͔͇̀e̘ ͇̼̯̙̗N̳͈̣ẹ̮͚͙ͅz͕̭̣̖̩̗͞p̝̣͖̭͖̱̙ȩ͚̩̱̲̥̬ͅr̰͓̰͍ͅḍ͜ia̖̬n̬̻̟̲͎̦͕ ̞̟h̬̰i̵̱͉̥v͔̭̩e̼̯̱̥͎͠-̛m̩͢i̝̲̩̮̥n̦̜̘̰̻d̜̩̙͚ͅ ̠̻͜o͍͈̺̪f͎͕͕̤̭ ̻̭̣̯̙̝́c͎̼̖̮h͓͔̙̖̭̥̲͜a͖o̩̜̗̱͍̣ͅs̡͙̪͈͚.̸͙̙̲̠ Z͝a͙̗͕̝̠̼̕l̡̺ͅg҉̦͎̰̺̯͙o̗.̮̣̭̳͔
̶͚̟He̖̼̘̲ ̷̘͍̲͈̝͇w͚̼h̛o̴̰ ̀W̴̩̞̺̟̦a͕̠̫i̢͎̯̟͚̤̞t͇̺͓s͙̰̕ ̜̘̗͠B̫̫̭̗͙̼eh̶į̰͓̳n͎͓d̯̰̹ ͍̰̟͎͢T̰̞͖h͏̦̱̫͓͙̳̖ẹ͖͞ ̬̦̜̫̲̝͍͜W̹a̩͈̠͙̜̭͝l͓͚̮l͔̥͓̠̥.̜̟̪̩
̪̟Z̪̥̕A̶͖͍̣̯̘L͟G̻̠͇͙͙̳͝O̦͢!

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