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The Flood / Morning Marshal.
« on: February 17, 2015, 10:43:23 PM »
Morning doc.

So we're discharging you today, how are you feeling?

Ah, anxious.

Anxiety?

Well, anxious to get back home. Anxious to get back into the world. Nervous.

Nervous? Come on Marshal, you're a big boy now. You're sounding like a bit of a baby, you can do this. You found a sponsor yet?

Um, not yet but when I get back-

Well if you find one you find one if you don't you don't.

Well, yeah, I mean I gotta start going to meetings first and... Wait, what?

Well, you don't absolutely have to go to meetings and it's not like like a requirement that they fit into your schedule, we know you're a busy person.

But I thought sobriety was the most important thing-

So what else are you thinking?

Um, well, I know I gotta start practicing the steps, and I mean learning them, and start being able to apply them.

Steps?

Yeah, steps.

There's a lot of them, aren't there?

Well, twelve.

Christ, I don't even know them all.

Really?

Anything else?

Um, well, I mean the only other question I have was like, what do I do if I find myself in a situation where maybe somebody is drinking around me or something like that and I get tempted to?

Take a drink.

What?

Take a drink and y'know, take the edge off.

Take the edge off? Man, if I ever take a drink I already know what that's gonna lead me to.

What, you mean these? *shakes pills*

Man, what the fuck!?

Marshall, what's the matter, darling? Having some doubts already? Marshall, you can't leave me, you'll never leave me, Marshall. We'll always be together, Marshall. Marshall...? Marshall!?

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hail hydra

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The Flood / Re: Goodnight Flood
« on: February 17, 2015, 10:27:58 PM »
Don't know if I'll be sleeping tonight.
But good night.

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The Flood / Re: Isn't this such a smart idea?
« on: February 17, 2015, 10:21:02 PM »


hail hydra

1745
Gaming / Re: As there are no more people online....
« on: February 17, 2015, 10:18:25 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Things you would do to a 1911?
« on: February 17, 2015, 10:13:13 PM »
Give it to my government.
Gun are dangerous.
Man I wish I could live in fairy land!
With a sarcastic comment like that I'd think you already are.

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The Flood / Re: Guys I got a pie
« on: February 17, 2015, 10:09:56 PM »
I'll take some.

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Spoiler
you're going to throw it in my face, aren't you?
lolno

You're not cool enough to waste this pie on
:(
8)
kill yourself

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The Flood / Re: Guys I got a pie
« on: February 17, 2015, 10:08:26 PM »
I'll take some.

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Spoiler
you're going to throw it in my face, aren't you?
lolno

You're not cool enough to waste this pie on
:(

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The Flood / Re: Guys I got a pie
« on: February 17, 2015, 10:05:43 PM »
I'll take some.

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Spoiler
you're going to throw it in my face, aren't you?

1750
The Flood / Re: Daily reminder multiple personality disorder isn't real
« on: February 17, 2015, 10:02:25 PM »
Don't click dustin posts
don't reply to dustin posts
don't dustin

1751
The Flood / Re: (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง
« on: February 17, 2015, 09:44:44 PM »
I'm so proud of everyone for the last time we did this.

1752
The Flood / Re: Are you sexist?
« on: February 17, 2015, 09:36:57 PM »
I fucking hate women.
Yes, I'm sexist.

1753
The Flood / Re: I just found porn of one of my relatives on 4chan
« on: February 17, 2015, 09:34:46 PM »

Even more of a shithole than 4chan.

1754
The Flood / Re: Post Great Songs
« on: February 17, 2015, 09:31:27 PM »
YouTube

done

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The Flood / Re: I just found porn of one of my relatives on 4chan
« on: February 17, 2015, 09:17:25 PM »
That's what you get for going to a shithole.

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The Flood / >Saltybet 2015
« on: February 17, 2015, 09:09:19 PM »
>X Tier match
>Red Sun starts playing
>a 12p Flandre appears


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The Flood / Re: I am Naru
« on: February 17, 2015, 08:53:38 PM »

1758
The Flood / >People actually diss Char's Z'gok
« on: February 17, 2015, 08:52:40 PM »


mother fucker you have no taste.

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The Flood / Re: Flood, show me your memes!
« on: February 17, 2015, 08:49:17 PM »
This is a good thread.

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The Flood / Re: I am Naru
« on: February 17, 2015, 08:43:23 PM »

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The Flood / Re: I am Naru
« on: February 17, 2015, 08:42:03 PM »
fuck you nigger

1762
The Flood / Re: I have never molested someone
« on: February 17, 2015, 08:40:11 PM »

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The Flood / Re: I have never killed anyone.
« on: February 17, 2015, 08:33:34 PM »

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The Flood / I have never killed anyone.
« on: February 17, 2015, 08:32:52 PM »
the fuck is this shit

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The Flood / Re: your daily dose of nostalgia
« on: February 17, 2015, 08:18:16 PM »
#Invalid YouTube Link#

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The Flood / Re: hey, did you guys know, that ummm
« on: February 17, 2015, 08:00:59 PM »

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The Flood / Re: So, my grandpa gave me the talk about gays today
« on: February 17, 2015, 07:08:40 PM »
If he was American he probably would have told you to shoot them.
>Implying they don't deserve to be shot
The fuck?
Yes?

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The Flood / Re: So, my grandpa gave me the talk about gays today
« on: February 17, 2015, 06:27:31 PM »
If he was American he probably would have told you to shoot them.
>Implying they don't deserve to be shot

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