This section allows you to view all posts made by this member. Note that you can only see posts made in areas you currently have access to.
Messages - The Waifu Master
Pages: 1 ... 555657 5859 ... 234
1681
« on: February 18, 2015, 04:29:11 PM »
1682
« on: February 18, 2015, 04:28:44 PM »
2D women are cancer.
FTFY
Don't you know what felch means? (yeah), well then tell me Would you rather get felched or do the felching?
Fuck him in the ass, suck the cum out while you're belching
Burp, belch, then go back for a second helping Can you dig what I'm sayin' man, can you smell me?
you've gone incoherent
Stop being a poser.
1683
« on: February 18, 2015, 04:13:26 PM »
2D women are cancer.
FTFY
Don't you know what felch means? (yeah), well then tell me Would you rather get felched or do the felching? Fuck him in the ass, suck the cum out while you're belching Burp, belch, then go back for a second helping Can you dig what I'm sayin' man, can you smell me?
1684
« on: February 18, 2015, 04:11:58 PM »
some told me to kiss her again without asking....
idk who said it but i think it was gatsby.
So, you didn't kill her. Dude, only one good way to keep a girl. And that's in your backyard.
1685
« on: February 18, 2015, 04:10:56 PM »
The fuck?
Yes?
The fuck?
How can I help you, sir?
I'm beginning to feel like a rap god, rap god
It sounds like you need psychological treatment.
Do you have a psychiatric hospital nearby?
palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
Anxiety?
Can you call a friend to take you to a hospital?
may i have your attention please. will the real slim shady please stand up
Boy you think you're so clever don't yo-
I mean...
Please, call someone and get help, I'm worried about you.
i can't tell you what it really is
i can only tell you what it feels like
and right now there's a steel knife in my windpipe
i can't breathe but i still fight while i can fight
Don't make me wake this, baby
She don't need to see what I'm about to do
i'm sorry momma!
i never meant to hurt you!
i never meant to make you cry, but tonight
i'm cleanin out my closet (one more time)
My mom my mom I know you're probably tired of hearing about my mom Oh ho! Whoa ho!
But this is just a story of when I was just a shorty and how I became hooked on va-al-ya-hum
Valium was in everything food that I ate, The water that I drank fucking peas on my plate,
She sprinkled just enough of it to season my steak, So everyday I have at least three stomach aches,
Now tell me what kind of mother would want to see her
Son grow up to be an under a undera-fuckin-chiever, My teacher didn't think I was going be nothing either,
the way you shake it, i can't believe it
i ain't never seen an ass like that
the way you move it, you make my pee pee go
boing, boing, boing
Now this looks like a job for me
so everybody just follow me
'Cause we need a little controversy,
'Cause it feels so empty without me
now hush little baby, don't you cry
everything's gonna be alright
stiffen up that upper lip, little lady, i told ya'
daddy's here to hold you through the night
i know mommy's not here right now and we don't know why
we feel how we feel inside
it may seem a little crazy, pretty baby
but i promise mama's gon' be alright
Can't we just play with Teddy Ruxpin instead? After I fuck you in the butt, get some head, Bust a nut, get some rest The next day my mother said "I don't know what the fuck's up with this kid! The bastard won't even eat nothing he's fed He just hung himself in the bedroom he's dead"
1686
« on: February 18, 2015, 04:09:27 PM »
Still that's like saying that you don't want to sell the original Xbox, but that is a 14 year old console, why bother keeping it.
Because it's a great console with great games.
But your Xbox 360 has backwards compatible, so why even bother keeping your old xbox. Plus like i said, 14 years old.
What if you don't have a 360? What if your 360 end up offing itself? Backups are always nice. Age doesn't mean shit.
1687
« on: February 18, 2015, 04:04:05 PM »
The fuck?
Yes?
The fuck?
How can I help you, sir?
I'm beginning to feel like a rap god, rap god
It sounds like you need psychological treatment.
Do you have a psychiatric hospital nearby?
palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
Anxiety?
Can you call a friend to take you to a hospital?
may i have your attention please. will the real slim shady please stand up
Boy you think you're so clever don't yo-
I mean...
Please, call someone and get help, I'm worried about you.
i can't tell you what it really is
i can only tell you what it feels like
and right now there's a steel knife in my windpipe
i can't breathe but i still fight while i can fight
Don't make me wake this, baby
She don't need to see what I'm about to do
i'm sorry momma!
i never meant to hurt you!
i never meant to make you cry, but tonight
i'm cleanin out my closet (one more time)
My mom my mom I know you're probably tired of hearing about my mom Oh ho! Whoa ho!
But this is just a story of when I was just a shorty and how I became hooked on va-al-ya-hum
Valium was in everything food that I ate, The water that I drank fucking peas on my plate,
She sprinkled just enough of it to season my steak, So everyday I have at least three stomach aches,
Now tell me what kind of mother would want to see her
Son grow up to be an under a undera-fuckin-chiever, My teacher didn't think I was going be nothing either,
the way you shake it, i can't believe it
i ain't never seen an ass like that
the way you move it, you make my pee pee go
boing, boing, boing
Now this looks like a job for me so everybody just follow me 'Cause we need a little controversy, 'Cause it feels so empty without me
1688
« on: February 18, 2015, 04:03:13 PM »
Still that's like saying that you don't want to sell the original Xbox, but that is a 14 year old console, why bother keeping it.
Because it's a great console with great games.
1689
« on: February 18, 2015, 04:01:40 PM »
what advice lel
Toast in envelope
1690
« on: February 18, 2015, 04:00:57 PM »
Making progress.
Last week was shit.
This week is getting better.
I hope it keeps getting better for you
uhh, thanks.
1691
« on: February 18, 2015, 04:00:38 PM »
Now kill her.
1692
« on: February 18, 2015, 03:59:19 PM »
Making progress.
Last week was shit.
This week is getting better.
1693
« on: February 18, 2015, 03:58:07 PM »
The fuck?
Yes?
The fuck?
How can I help you, sir?
I'm beginning to feel like a rap god, rap god
It sounds like you need psychological treatment.
Do you have a psychiatric hospital nearby?
palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
Anxiety?
Can you call a friend to take you to a hospital?
may i have your attention please. will the real slim shady please stand up
Boy you think you're so clever don't yo-
I mean...
Please, call someone and get help, I'm worried about you.
i can't tell you what it really is
i can only tell you what it feels like
and right now there's a steel knife in my windpipe
i can't breathe but i still fight while i can fight
Don't make me wake this, baby
She don't need to see what I'm about to do
i'm sorry momma!
i never meant to hurt you!
i never meant to make you cry, but tonight
i'm cleanin out my closet (one more time)
My mom my mom I know you're probably tired of hearing about my mom Oh ho! Whoa ho! But this is just a story of when I was just a shorty and how I became hooked on va-al-ya-hum Valium was in everything food that I ate, The water that I drank fucking peas on my plate, She sprinkled just enough of it to season my steak, So everyday I have at least three stomach aches, Now tell me what kind of mother would want to see her Son grow up to be an under a undera-fuckin-chiever, My teacher didn't think I was going be nothing either,
1694
« on: February 18, 2015, 03:54:13 PM »
BUTT TITTIES
1695
« on: February 18, 2015, 03:53:04 PM »
plug.dj is cancer.
1696
« on: February 18, 2015, 03:52:42 PM »
The fuck?
Yes?
The fuck?
How can I help you, sir?
I'm beginning to feel like a rap god, rap god
It sounds like you need psychological treatment.
Do you have a psychiatric hospital nearby?
palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
Anxiety?
Can you call a friend to take you to a hospital?
may i have your attention please. will the real slim shady please stand up
Boy you think you're so clever don't yo-
I mean...
Please, call someone and get help, I'm worried about you.
i can't tell you what it really is
i can only tell you what it feels like
and right now there's a steel knife in my windpipe
i can't breathe but i still fight while i can fight
Don't make me wake this, baby She don't need to see what I'm about to do
1697
« on: February 18, 2015, 03:42:50 PM »
The fuck?
Yes?
The fuck?
How can I help you, sir?
I'm beginning to feel like a rap god, rap god
It sounds like you need psychological treatment.
Do you have a psychiatric hospital nearby?
palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
Anxiety?
Can you call a friend to take you to a hospital?
may i have your attention please. will the real slim shady please stand up
Boy you think you're so clever don't yo- I mean... Please, call someone and get help, I'm worried about you.
1698
« on: February 18, 2015, 03:38:47 PM »
The fuck?
Yes?
The fuck?
How can I help you, sir?
I'm beginning to feel like a rap god, rap god
It sounds like you need psychological treatment.
Do you have a psychiatric hospital nearby?
palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms spaghetti
You too?
1699
« on: February 18, 2015, 03:38:29 PM »
...That's not cuck...
Unless shit-tier incest?
1700
« on: February 18, 2015, 03:37:19 PM »
The fuck?
Yes?
The fuck?
How can I help you, sir?
I'm beginning to feel like a rap god, rap god
It sounds like you need psychological treatment.
Do you have a psychiatric hospital nearby?
palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
Anxiety? Can you call a friend to take you to a hospital?
1701
« on: February 18, 2015, 03:35:38 PM »
The fuck?
Yes?
The fuck?
How can I help you, sir?
I'm beginning to feel like a rap god, rap god
It sounds like you need psychological treatment. Do you have a psychiatric hospital nearby?
1702
« on: February 18, 2015, 03:33:13 PM »
The fuck?
Yes?
The fuck?
How can I help you, sir?
1703
« on: February 18, 2015, 03:32:33 PM »
1704
« on: February 18, 2015, 03:31:28 PM »
GIBE MONEY PLEASE?
BR
BR
I REPORT U
HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
1705
« on: February 18, 2015, 03:28:31 PM »
The fuck?
1706
« on: February 18, 2015, 03:26:16 PM »
I like this.
This is pleasing to me.
1707
« on: February 18, 2015, 03:24:31 PM »
If you consider a douchebag a loser then hell Ya I'm a loser
fixed
>dissing Jive
It's sad when beta fags get jealous
Not my fault douchebags exist.
1708
« on: February 18, 2015, 03:18:14 PM »
The fuck?
1709
« on: February 18, 2015, 03:17:51 PM »
this is a post
1710
« on: February 18, 2015, 03:16:36 PM »
holy fuck nightwish is shit.
Pages: 1 ... 555657 5859 ... 234
|
Show Posts