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1651
« on: February 18, 2015, 07:02:22 PM »
http://puu.sh/eZBBT/f1b97228d2.mp4Because any time I actually post this in my OPs the thread gets instalocked because the mods are nazis.
1652
« on: February 18, 2015, 06:53:09 PM »
This video explains how chief got there.
1653
« on: February 18, 2015, 06:49:39 PM »
I mean...have you read this thread?
Urban dictionary to the rescue!
Genre of softcore punk music that integrates unenthusiastic melodramatic 17 year olds who dont smile, high pitched overwrought lyrics and inaudible guitar rifts with tight wool sweaters, tighter jeans, itchy scarfs (even in the summer), ripped chucks with favorite bands signature, black square rimmed glasses, and ebony greasy unwashed hair that is required to cover at least 3/5 ths of the face at any angle.
Yes, this would apply to you too, sugartits.
1654
« on: February 18, 2015, 06:38:55 PM »
The general consensus is that an emo person is a teen that is angsty, hates everything and has long, gross looking hair.
So, yes. You fit it perfectly. No, that's actually not the general consensus of what an emo is.
Oh? Please enlighten me. Because that's who we called emo when I was in highschool.
1655
« on: February 18, 2015, 06:37:09 PM »
lol i've got an even better one
>be me
>been at new job for about a month
>requested off a week so i could snowboard in new york
>"sure thing dave"
>arrive in new york
>get a text from my scheduling app
>new schedules are released
>shows me working 6 out of the 7 days i requested off
>areyoufuckingkiddingme.jpg
>chewed out my manager
>"oh wow my mistake"
>no fucking shit, sherlock
Hey they admitted it was their fault
it's just annoying that they somehow mess that up
>It's annoying that I wasn't inconvenienced in any way. :|
1656
« on: February 18, 2015, 06:36:08 PM »
arsehole
I'm not the only who can't take anything seriously if someone says arse or any addition thereof, right?
I enjoy anime arse.
See now, I'm more of a chest man.
A smooth, flat chest man, but a chest man nonetheless.
Well, navel is what I appreciate most.
But butts are nice.
Chests are good too.
Oooh, naval.
What do you think of shoulders?
Delicious.
Now what if I told you...
Verb has a shoulder fetish.
Good for him?
1657
« on: February 18, 2015, 06:35:42 PM »
Humans are sexual creatures Which is the fucking problem. Humans are pieces of shit, yes, no news there. Maybe we should STOP being pieces of shit?
Nothing about that is emo.
The general consensus is that an emo person is a teen that is angsty, hates everything and has long, gross looking hair. So, yes. You fit it perfectly.
1658
« on: February 18, 2015, 06:33:51 PM »
arsehole
I'm not the only who can't take anything seriously if someone says arse or any addition thereof, right?
I enjoy anime arse.
See now, I'm more of a chest man.
A smooth, flat chest man, but a chest man nonetheless.
Well, navel is what I appreciate most.
But butts are nice.
Chests are good too.
Oooh, naval.
What do you think of shoulders?
Delicious.
1659
« on: February 18, 2015, 06:29:26 PM »
I mean...have you read this thread?
Urban dictionary to the rescue! Genre of softcore punk music that integrates unenthusiastic melodramatic 17 year olds who dont smile, high pitched overwrought lyrics and inaudible guitar rifts with tight wool sweaters, tighter jeans, itchy scarfs (even in the summer), ripped chucks with favorite bands signature, black square rimmed glasses, and ebony greasy unwashed hair that is required to cover at least 3/5 ths of the face at any angle.
1660
« on: February 18, 2015, 06:25:41 PM »
The fuck?
1661
« on: February 18, 2015, 06:24:28 PM »
arsehole
I'm not the only who can't take anything seriously if someone says arse or any addition thereof, right?
I enjoy anime arse.
See now, I'm more of a chest man.
A smooth, flat chest man, but a chest man nonetheless.
Well, navel is what I appreciate most. But butts are nice. Chests are good too.
1662
« on: February 18, 2015, 06:22:14 PM »
arsehole
I'm not the only who can't take anything seriously if someone says arse or any addition thereof, right?
I enjoy anime arse.
1663
« on: February 18, 2015, 06:18:48 PM »
FUCKING HELL IT'S THE TRIFORCE
Are you saying Ganondorf is Jewish?
I'm saying all I see in that gif is a malformed triforce.
1664
« on: February 18, 2015, 06:16:09 PM »
I enjoy consistency, so I only have one avatar.
I'm obviously a fan of the Sangheili, and I enjoy reading about their culture and all that.
It's a bit ironic though how they are super religious, then end up abandoning their faith.
And the black and white lets me do whatever with my nameplate, and it'll fit.
So that's nice. 8/10So where is your art? you don't have to be an artist to critique art
you don't have to be a director to critique films
you don't have to be a musician to critique music
his art is a lot better than your face dude
1665
« on: February 18, 2015, 06:12:59 PM »
FUCKING HELL IT'S THE TRIFORCE
1666
« on: February 18, 2015, 06:01:57 PM »
No. I hate everything to do with human sexuality.
1667
« on: February 18, 2015, 06:00:24 PM »
I don't really know.. two are from games, the other from a film.
5/10
Because waifu, and I get to change what she says for holidays and such.
If its anything else its usually a game I'm interested in. Had Arsene for a bit for the P5 tie in.
1/10
cringey as fuck
lol
Don't worry, Naoto. I still love you.
1668
« on: February 18, 2015, 05:54:04 PM »
University of Georgia? The south got rid of all the blacks a while ago. This is a sad excuse for an alt. Next time do some research.
1669
« on: February 18, 2015, 05:50:17 PM »
Malarkey, I'm never invited to anything.
You're invited to my house whenever you want to come over.
1670
« on: February 18, 2015, 05:37:57 PM »
Civility and ability.
Gets shit done and doesn't act like a cuntlord. What more could you want?
1671
« on: February 18, 2015, 05:37:03 PM »
>Request 4 weeks off for vacation
>Go on vacation
>First day of vacation
>Arrive at hotel
>sitting in room
>*buzz*
>It's my manager
>"Hello?"
>"Hey, [redacted]?"
>"Yes. How can I help you?"
>"Where are you? You're scheduled for 4 - 10 today."
>"Uhh, I'm on vacation. I even gave a notice of absence at the beginning of last month."
>"Oh, right, you mentioned that. Well, don't worry about it, it was my fault. Have a good vacation."
>"Thanks, see you in a few weeks."
And that's how you don't be a cunt.
1672
« on: February 18, 2015, 05:31:43 PM »
Yes, if you like something that is WRONG, I'm going to say that you're wrong for liking it.
Always.
Except you still can't bring forth any evidence that is it wrong.
1673
« on: February 18, 2015, 05:30:24 PM »
Some games appeal to a demographic. Get over it. Never.
I will never get over it.
Ever.
I'm posting 3DPD for this one. 
1674
« on: February 18, 2015, 05:24:19 PM »
Sex is pleasurable, and so is seeing sexual things. You simply can't deny that. The fact that sex is pleasurable isn't pleasurable to me.
GOD I JUST HATE THAT I'M HUMAN ANGSTANGSTANGST ANGSTANGSTANGST ANGSTANGSTANGST It isn't a issue because it hurts nobody at all Except the fucking industry.
I've already shown that this isn't the case though.
1675
« on: February 18, 2015, 05:21:39 PM »
Incest Tier list:
God tier:
Lil Bro x Big Sis
Big bro x Lil Sis
Normal Tier:
Mom x Son
Mom x daughter
SisxSis
Twincest
Shit tier:
BroxBro
DadxSon
All relationships can be converted to areas further on the relationship tree, for example Older female cousin x Younger male cousin is still god tier.
1676
« on: February 18, 2015, 05:18:42 PM »
2D women are cancer.
FTFY
Don't you know what felch means? (yeah), well then tell me Would you rather get felched or do the felching?
Fuck him in the ass, suck the cum out while you're belching
Burp, belch, then go back for a second helping Can you dig what I'm sayin' man, can you smell me?
you've gone incoherent
Stop being a poser.
you're speaking to yourself
You're speaking to yourself
hello, yourself!
How are you today, yourself?
1677
« on: February 18, 2015, 05:18:20 PM »
Women are the source of all evil on this earth.
1678
« on: February 18, 2015, 05:13:53 PM »
As I sit here studying lyrics, I'm kicking my own ass for volunteering to sing and reform the band as a three-piece after our singer just up and left his wife and kids to go live in Mississippi or some other shithole southern state.
What kind of band?
Kind of a typical rock cover band.
This was half of an old setlist.
>Rape Me Never change.
1679
« on: February 18, 2015, 05:12:42 PM »
2D women are cancer.
FTFY
Don't you know what felch means? (yeah), well then tell me Would you rather get felched or do the felching?
Fuck him in the ass, suck the cum out while you're belching
Burp, belch, then go back for a second helping Can you dig what I'm sayin' man, can you smell me?
you've gone incoherent
Stop being a poser.
you're speaking to yourself
You're speaking to yourself
1680
« on: February 18, 2015, 04:30:11 PM »
this fucking thread though
Is good thread, no?
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