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1531
« on: February 19, 2015, 07:07:38 PM »
1532
« on: February 19, 2015, 07:03:13 PM »
Locked in Mariah's wine cellar, all I had for lunch
Was bread, wine, more bread, wine and Cap'n Crunch
Red wine for breakfast and for brunch
And to soak it up and in between snack crackers to munch
Mariah, whatever happened to us?
Why did we have to break up? All I asked for was a glass of punch
You see I never really asked for much
I can't imagine what's goin' through you mind
After such a nasty break up
eminem sucks
Kill yourself.
1533
« on: February 19, 2015, 07:02:38 PM »
Having sex and masturbating without genitals is pointless
Hail Dugbar.
1534
« on: February 19, 2015, 06:59:22 PM »
Verb needs to get laid
He needs to be enlightened by the graces of 2D and waifuism.
1535
« on: February 19, 2015, 06:56:02 PM »
Or it just had the most problems out of all the CoDs.
No, you're just seriously bad.
1.47 KD in MW2
1.67 KD in MW3
2.32 KD with 455 SPM in BO2
Sorry, try again (notice how the KD gets higher as the amount of problems lessens).
Yes, exactly.
You suck this much shit.
How can you not have a 3.0+ K/D in MW2?
Hello? Because of most of the aforementioned problems with the game (such as noobtubes, shotguns, and etc.)
But seriously, lol @ u for thinking a broken game takes any skill when all it takes is putting on a noob tube to get kills.
Apparently you're so bad you can't even use a noob tube.
That's why you're bad.
Either that or you intentionally handicap yourself because you're so l33t.
I really do wish that first paragraph made sense so that I could refute it like your other stupid arguments, I really do.
What I find funny is you're buttmad because I think a broken game is garbage and you're defending it by turning it around on me saying that I only dislike it because I suck. Was it fun? Yes (sometimes), but thinking there's an actual skill factor in a game that requires nothing more than pressing right on the D-pad and firing 30 feet away from an enemy and then calling me bad is mind boggling.
If you're blaming me for not using the broken tactics, you're exactly what's wrong with that community.
>I purposely handicap myself
>It's the games fault
You're mental, man.
You're completely missing the picture. If a player is able to use only one form of weaponry in order to be successful (noobtubes in this case) even though there are tons of other weapons, the game is a failure. Stop blaming the player for dying in the game due to it having piss poor balance.
>Complaining about balance
>In a game about being a clusterfuck
LMFAO
So it's okay for a game to be broken? Makes sense.
Yeah, it is.
1536
« on: February 19, 2015, 06:52:15 PM »
: O
1537
« on: February 19, 2015, 06:50:47 PM »
Or it just had the most problems out of all the CoDs.
No, you're just seriously bad.
1.47 KD in MW2
1.67 KD in MW3
2.32 KD with 455 SPM in BO2
Sorry, try again (notice how the KD gets higher as the amount of problems lessens).
Yes, exactly.
You suck this much shit.
How can you not have a 3.0+ K/D in MW2?
Hello? Because of most of the aforementioned problems with the game (such as noobtubes, shotguns, and etc.)
But seriously, lol @ u for thinking a broken game takes any skill when all it takes is putting on a noob tube to get kills.
Apparently you're so bad you can't even use a noob tube.
That's why you're bad.
Either that or you intentionally handicap yourself because you're so l33t.
I really do wish that first paragraph made sense so that I could refute it like your other stupid arguments, I really do.
What I find funny is you're buttmad because I think a broken game is garbage and you're defending it by turning it around on me saying that I only dislike it because I suck. Was it fun? Yes (sometimes), but thinking there's an actual skill factor in a game that requires nothing more than pressing right on the D-pad and firing 30 feet away from an enemy and then calling me bad is mind boggling.
If you're blaming me for not using the broken tactics, you're exactly what's wrong with that community.
>I purposely handicap myself
>It's the games fault
You're mental, man.
You're completely missing the picture. If a player is able to use only one form of weaponry in order to be successful (noobtubes in this case) even though there are tons of other weapons, the game is a failure. Stop blaming the player for dying in the game due to it having piss poor balance.
>Complaining about balance >In a game about being a clusterfuck LMFAO
1538
« on: February 19, 2015, 06:50:11 PM »
Ohgodthisthread.jpg
Thank you guys for all the laughs.
I may feel like I'm winning here, but you guys are the real winners.
You see to watch a lot of threads.
oh my kek pls take my laugh you da winner
Kill yourself.
He's Black, He's Bald
Right back at you cuntlord.
1539
« on: February 19, 2015, 06:47:13 PM »
Locked in Mariah's wine cellar, all I had for lunch
Was bread, wine, more bread, wine and Cap'n Crunch
Red wine for breakfast and for brunch
And to soak it up and in between snack crackers to munch
Mariah, whatever happened to us?
Why did we have to break up? All I asked for was a glass of punch
You see I never really asked for much
I can't imagine what's goin' through you mind
After such a nasty break up
1540
« on: February 19, 2015, 06:46:04 PM »
Ohgodthisthread.jpg
Thank you guys for all the laughs.
I may feel like I'm winning here, but you guys are the real winners.
You see to watch a lot of threads.
oh my kek pls take my laugh you da winner
1541
« on: February 19, 2015, 06:40:19 PM »
*takes wallet out of my pocket*
*it ends up slipping out of me hand*
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
*falls to the ground*
Hey, man. You dropped your wallet! *bends over to pick it up* Oh, no. I hope no big, strong man comes over here and plows my fields like the dust bowl now that I'm showing my sexy ass like this.
1542
« on: February 19, 2015, 06:37:12 PM »
Ohgodthisthread.jpg
Thank you guys for all the laughs.
I may feel like I'm winning here, but you guys are the real winners.
1543
« on: February 19, 2015, 06:31:32 PM »
Or it just had the most problems out of all the CoDs.
No, you're just seriously bad.
1.47 KD in MW2
1.67 KD in MW3
2.32 KD with 455 SPM in BO2
Sorry, try again (notice how the KD gets higher as the amount of problems lessens).
Yes, exactly.
You suck this much shit.
How can you not have a 3.0+ K/D in MW2?
Hello? Because of most of the aforementioned problems with the game (such as noobtubes, shotguns, and etc.)
But seriously, lol @ u for thinking a broken game takes any skill when all it takes is putting on a noob tube to get kills.
Apparently you're so bad you can't even use a noob tube.
That's why you're bad.
Either that or you intentionally handicap yourself because you're so l33t.
I really do wish that first paragraph made sense so that I could refute it like your other stupid arguments, I really do.
What I find funny is you're buttmad because I think a broken game is garbage and you're defending it by turning it around on me saying that I only dislike it because I suck. Was it fun? Yes (sometimes), but thinking there's an actual skill factor in a game that requires nothing more than pressing right on the D-pad and firing 30 feet away from an enemy and then calling me bad is mind boggling.
If you're blaming me for not using the broken tactics, you're exactly what's wrong with that community.
>I purposely handicap myself >It's the games fault You're mental, man.
1544
« on: February 19, 2015, 06:29:07 PM »
Why the fuck haven't you killed the cunt yet?
Save your brother already.
1545
« on: February 19, 2015, 06:25:02 PM »
Ooh. Stuff your underpants with TP.
Duct tape your dick shut.
Superglue.
1546
« on: February 19, 2015, 06:23:44 PM »
This is a copy pasta
Right
It's actually not. This guy has been talking about this shit for about a week now.
1547
« on: February 19, 2015, 06:22:18 PM »
This thread is gay
We're all gay here.
1548
« on: February 19, 2015, 06:19:06 PM »
Or it just had the most problems out of all the CoDs.
No, you're just seriously bad.
1.47 KD in MW2
1.67 KD in MW3
2.32 KD with 455 SPM in BO2
Sorry, try again (notice how the KD gets higher as the amount of problems lessens).
Yes, exactly.
You suck this much shit.
How can you not have a 3.0+ K/D in MW2?
Hello? Because of most of the aforementioned problems with the game (such as noobtubes, shotguns, and etc.)
But seriously, lol @ u for thinking a broken game takes any skill when all it takes is putting on a noob tube to get kills.
Apparently you're so bad you can't even use a noob tube. That's why you're bad. Either that or you intentionally handicap yourself because you're so l33t.
1549
« on: February 19, 2015, 05:36:48 PM »
Oh you're beaaaaad.
; )))))
1550
« on: February 19, 2015, 04:20:00 PM »
I don't drink, because I'm not a fucking idiot.
Have fun getting piss drunk tonight, bruh.
1551
« on: February 19, 2015, 04:19:23 PM »
Waifufgt
I've got something to put in you.
It better not be handcuffs
It's my dick.
Oh let me get a microscope so I can see it Hahahahahaahahahaaha
Hey man, if you don't want the dick, get out of the bar.
You know wot m8 I will
Thank Christ.
Bite my shiny metal ass
I'll fuck it first.
1552
« on: February 19, 2015, 04:14:32 PM »
Waifufgt
I've got something to put in you.
It better not be handcuffs
It's my dick.
Oh let me get a microscope so I can see it Hahahahahaahahahaaha
Hey man, if you don't want the dick, get out of the bar.
You know wot m8 I will
Thank Christ.
1553
« on: February 19, 2015, 04:12:13 PM »
Waifufgt
I've got something to put in you.
It better not be handcuffs
It's my dick.
Oh let me get a microscope so I can see if Hahahahahaahahahaaha
Hey man, if you don't want the dick, get out of the bar.
1554
« on: February 19, 2015, 04:11:21 PM »
Good job derailing this thread you weeb scumbags.
1555
« on: February 19, 2015, 04:09:21 PM »
Waifufgt
I've got something to put in you.
It better not be handcuffs
It's my dick.
1556
« on: February 19, 2015, 04:00:45 PM »
Suck my cock pls
Oh fuck yes *latches onto your crotch*
1557
« on: February 19, 2015, 04:00:14 PM »
Waifufgt
I've got something to put in you.
1558
« on: February 19, 2015, 03:57:07 PM »
why the fuck is this thread a thing?
Why the fuck aren't you in a thong?
1559
« on: February 19, 2015, 03:53:03 PM »
Nigga it's 21:48, I came back from work around an hour ago. I need to eat and play Dragon age inquisition. Cassandra isn't going to romance herself
my nigger
I'm going to romance Cassandra. She is my waifu
1560
« on: February 19, 2015, 03:48:31 PM »
Nigga it's 21:48, I came back from work around an hour ago. I need to eat and play Dragon age inquisition. Cassandra isn't going to romance herself
my nigger
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