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Messages - The Waifu Master

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The Flood / Re: I like jizz
« on: February 20, 2015, 09:18:55 AM »

1502
The Flood / Re: Sort this pile of random objects
« on: February 20, 2015, 09:16:14 AM »
I'm taking the Altoids tin.

1503
The Flood / Re: >tfw I get a nice manuscript from someone
« on: February 20, 2015, 08:51:09 AM »
What's the manuscript about?
Hold on, let me get a mirror.

edit: looks to be babbies first introduction to traditional tribal magic.

1504
The Flood / Re: Snake feels like he's wearing nothing at all
« on: February 20, 2015, 08:49:40 AM »
They don't call me Naked for nothing.
But you're Solid...

I'm the embodiment of the codename... neither Naked, nor Liquid, nor Solid. I am simultaneously all of them and none of them at once.

[Notice how I don't have any prefix to "Snake"]
Sublimated Snake.

1505
The Flood / Re: >tfw I get a nice manuscript from someone
« on: February 20, 2015, 08:46:57 AM »
How the hell did that happen?
Hitler came into the room and shat on the host server.

1506
The Flood / >tfw I get a nice manuscript from someone
« on: February 20, 2015, 08:41:15 AM »
>tfw it's in PDF form
>open PDF
>Enter password
>Everything is mirrored
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
http://hekatestation.net/files/Book_3.PDF
Here's the shit.
Password is Earth.

1507
The Flood / Re: Describe sep7 users with a picture.
« on: February 20, 2015, 08:38:17 AM »
>Sees this thread
>"Oh, I wonder if anyone mentioned me! I'm pretty well acknowledged, I'm sure someone will!"
>tfw
Spoiler

YouTube

1508
Gaming / Re: MW2 is objectively one of the worst CoDs
« on: February 20, 2015, 08:34:50 AM »
But seriously, lol @ u for thinking a broken game takes any skill when all it takes is putting on a n00b tub3 to get kills.
What pisses me off are those so called snipers that hard scope instead of doing MLG 360 no scopes.
Oh, please, anyone that doesn't use the M9 alone is just a fucking scrub that's breaking the game.

1509
Gaming / Re: Pokken Tournament Trailer
« on: February 19, 2015, 10:45:42 PM »
These fuckers are still trying to push Lucario.
ffs he's a stupid pokemon.
u w0t?
YOU HEARD ME RIGHT MOTHER FUCKER

1510
The Flood / Re: Hello! Allow me to introduce myself.
« on: February 19, 2015, 10:38:26 PM »
<_________________________________<
I am not longface.
I know exactly who you are, I won't mix you up for anyone else.
Now, say my name.

1511
Gaming / Re: Pokken Tournament Trailer
« on: February 19, 2015, 10:37:58 PM »
These fuckers are still trying to push Lucario.
ffs he's a stupid pokemon.

1512
The Flood / Re: Hello! Allow me to introduce myself.
« on: February 19, 2015, 10:35:38 PM »
<_________________________________<
I am not longface.

1513
The Flood / Hello! Allow me to introduce myself.
« on: February 19, 2015, 10:24:36 PM »
My name is, fuuuuuuuuuck?
It's so nice to meet you.
It's been a long time.
My name is, fuuuuuuuuuck?
I never meant to leave you.

1515
The Flood / Re: Bae as fuck
« on: February 19, 2015, 10:03:41 PM »
Where to cop a gf like that
>>>/VirginsRUs/

1516
The Flood / Re: Bae as fuck
« on: February 19, 2015, 09:54:49 PM »
She's hot and fuck eveyone who says otherwise although brunette > blonde
You're brainwashed faggot.
how
You like real women
I need to procreate
Nah.
Artificial eggs need to be a thing.

1517
The Flood / Re: Who has the most superior Intelligence?
« on: February 19, 2015, 09:54:07 PM »
PUFFY VULVA
YouTube

1518
The Flood / Re: What am i looking at
« on: February 19, 2015, 09:37:26 PM »

1520
The Flood / What am i looking at
« on: February 19, 2015, 09:27:57 PM »


what the fuck
why

1521
The Flood / Re: Do you like cosplay?
« on: February 19, 2015, 09:23:26 PM »

1522
The Flood / Re: Anyone want to join plug.dj?
« on: February 19, 2015, 09:17:46 PM »
No.

1524
The Flood / Re: And the whole gay step-father incest rape thing?
« on: February 19, 2015, 08:10:16 PM »
Did you just Relapse?
NO NO NO NO NO NO MAN FUCK YOU MAN

1527
The Flood / Re: And the whole gay step-father incest rape thing?
« on: February 19, 2015, 07:30:21 PM »
The fuck?
ftfy

How can I help you?

1528
The Flood / And the whole gay step-father incest rape thing?
« on: February 19, 2015, 07:27:51 PM »
I don't have your back on this one, I can't even fucking handle it.
I'm done.

Fe fi fo fum I think I smell the scent of a placenta
I enter central park it's dark it's winter in December I see my target with my car and park it and approach a tender
Young girl by the name of Brenda and I pretend to befriend her
Sit down beside her like a spider hi there girl you mighta
Heard of me before see whore your the kinda girl that I'd
Assault and rape and figure why not try to make your pussy wida
Fuck you with an umbrella then open it up while the shit's inside ya

1529
The Flood / Re: HEY WAIT A MINUTE
« on: February 19, 2015, 07:23:40 PM »
YouTube

this

1530
Gaming / Re: Xenoblade faceplates for the N3DS are coming out
« on: February 19, 2015, 07:17:36 PM »
N3DS?
MORE LIKE N3RDS
LOL

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