Carry on.

Prove me wrong.
Fun fact:

I know what you're all thinking.
I want to spread the word of waifuism to all people across the universe to save them from the evils of 3DPD, right?

Wrong.
All I want out of life is to bring anime girls into real life and then bury myself in them.
A giant fUcking pile of anime girls just begging me to jump into them like a pool.
A pool of anime girls.

Mother, do you think they'll like this song?
Mother, do you think they'll try to break my balls?
Oooooooo ah, mother, should I build a wall?

This is going to be my wallpaper for a while

;__;

Good night.

Just hit level 26 today. I don't have much free time left to clear it today but all of tomorrow is clear for me.

Everybody making a souauauauauauaund.

Trufacs

http://store.bethsoft.com/brands/fallout/new-ca-republic-raw-edge-hoodie.html

This bad boy.
It was $15 off at the time so it was an easy purchase for me.

 Cool, you have a bunch of money while other people who are likely bigger contributions to society, or at least would be, are starving and struggling to even get an education.

For those of you who actually took this thread seriously but failed to read the rest of it, this thread was a joke.

2kawaii4u

Chapter 1: Luis

Fire. All around him was fire. Luis found himself in the center of a forest fire. His only hope of survival was the two legs and fair stamina.
 He rushed through the flames that surrounded him, over a log that had fallen from a tree high above him. He continued his sprint for what felt like hours until finally he emerged from the forest completely unscathed. The young man keeled over to catch his breath but noticed that he wasn't tired at all. In fact, he felt the same as when he had first started running.
 The odd occurrences did not end there, however. He also noticed a calm voice narrating everything that had  happened to him thus far. "Who's there?" Luis said in a meek voice. Though the voice continued talking Luis did not get an answer to his question. Luis was rather irritated by this and spoke again,"Answer me!" He shouted.
Finally, the voice decided to answer him. The voice is the narrator of this story, you see. And young Luis is the generic protagonist. Luis interrupted the voice saying, "Wait, why am I a generic protagonist?". Well, you see, you are simply the person fit for the job. As is apparent from your nameplate, you're neutral. Nobody gives a shit about you and because of that you're the prime member of this community to be a protagonist.
"What the fuck are you on about? Nameplate? Community?" Luis interrupted again. However, his questions would go unanswered as they are not relevant to the story the voice is telling. Luis has an epic quest in his future and now after a good night's rest, he is ready to take on anything this quest will throw at him. "Wait, what? I'm sleeping?" Luis asked the voice. Luis then found himself in a cave. He heard a loud rumbling above him and promptly looked up to see a giant boulder dropping straight for him. "Holy shiiiiiiiiiiiii-"
Luis awoke with a startled look on his face. He was laying on a pile of hay in his parents barn. He was curious about what had woken him up with such ferocity, but he could not remember what he was dreaming about. Suddenly, a noise to his left caught his attention. The barn door opened to reveal his mother,"Honey, you need to hurry, otherwise you're going to be late for the giant carrot competition!"

Quickly, Luis got dressed, ran out of the barn and headed straight for the town market where the competition was taking place. He needed to hurry if he was going to win the carrot trophy this year.

So, I'm feeling like writing again.
I already have an idea of a story that I want to write but I want to get into the groove of things again.
So, what better way of doing that than to write a story following the adventures of a bunch of floodians doing stupid shit?
None, I say.

If you want to be a part of the story than just let me know. The parts will be anything from main protagonist to some random bloke mentioned in a few sentences.

Edit: Your parts aren't going to be determined until I actually start writing.

Ain't she just the cutest?