What do you think will happen? I honestly don't know. I live right on the border so no doubt, down here, it would be a giant clusterfuck. I wonder which side the U.S. would support. The corrupt government, the rebels, or neither. No doubt gun sales in the U.S. would blow up like the Challenger. Make a fuckin mess everywhere. Thoughts?

I cringed so hard that I had to hide my face while a grew a brand new organ specifically for cringing. I have a friend who works as a substitute teacher for a local high school. So recently, the said friend needed me to come by while she was subbing and drop something off. So I did, and while I was there, she was talking to the kids about a she book was writing Somehow, then most generic looking nerd kid got into the conversation and started talking about his fantasy where are the races of animals on earth were humanoid, competent, and had their own ambassador. He got into all sorts of detail. It was exceedingly odd. The kid looked and played the part. He had the Harry Potter scarf, the promise ring, he was tall, skinny as fuck, dressed oddly for his body type, and had a high-pitched voice. The kid was like an awkward nerd erection right in the middle of class. After I did my part, I left, and thought about how I would tell you people about my eventful old man life.

    I recently told many of my family members what I thought of the classic anime film, Spirited Away. While they may not believe what I said, it sounds completely reasonable and they will probably think of what I said every time they see the film, which will probably ruin the experience for them. What I told them is that in the beginning, when Chihiro's father is speeding through the forest in his car, and he stops unreasonably quickly and just in time right before hitting a large stone statue, that this is not what really happened. Earlier on in the movie, you see Chihiro laying in the back seat of the car without her seat belt on. Later on when they are speeding through the forest and they stop, they do so in such a way that would no way happen in reality. He was going at least 35+MPH and stops in less than 20 ft without any skidding. What I said is that they didn't stop in time and hit the stone statue, Chihiro flew out of the windshield, knocking her unconscious and critically injuring her as a result. She survives, but it hospitalized in a coma.

     Now understand, that this sounds like a very generic creepy-pasta like sounding theory, but hear me out. Now when Chihiro's parents turn into pigs, this is her in her coma, forgetting what her parents look like. All the deformed humanoid beings in the bath house are representative of her forgetting what people look like as she stays in her coma for longer and longer. She even starts to forget her name as her fantasy and child-like world take stronger hold over her mind. I know there may be holes in this theory, but I didn't come up with it to be consistent, but rather to mess with my family. The ending also kind of debunks this theory, but every time you watch the movie, keep in mind what I have said and realize how rational it sounds.

I don't think it was ever a natural interaction. I don't know how far back it goes, but it should have never happened. The human mouth is disgusting in every way, and in varying degrees depending on the person. It also transmits filth and potentially diseases from one person to another. It seems intimate, but there are so many variables that could make it so much different. Most people don't have proper oral hygiene which makes it all the more disgusting. Considering how long people have done it, I really wonder how people could have endured such a thing before today's proper hygiene practices came into play. Like before people started brushing teeth, did they just endure the stench? Were the used to it? Were they okay with getting a helping of another person's tonsil stones? I wish humans developed some other form of intimate contact in the place of kissing. It would be a lot less cringe worthy and filled with a lot less tonsil stone hockey. Anyone else feel this way?

T4R. I plan on watching both. I just don't know which one to watch first.

It's because we all will look like penguins when we waddle around with our pants down because of all the porn. It's true. Uncle Chakas says so.

T4R. It entertained me, so I hope it entertains you.

Mine's pretty simple:
1. Get up at 7:00
2. Shower(optional if not already done), put on briefs, clean ears, clip nails, apply deoderant
3. Eat(also optional based off of time)
4. Brush teeth, brush tongue, use mouthwash, brush with mouthwash(optional), repeat once
5. Put on pants, undershirt, shirt, socks, and boots
6. Fix hair(Thank God I still have it)
7. Apply cologne(one spirt behind each ear+two on the chest)
8. Go through pocket checklist, leave house
9. Drive Isuzu Rodeo past hilarious cow-filled back yard into sunrise


What's yours?

I've been told by a specific someone who is several decades younger than me that I dress like a hick. I'm not exactly sure what that means. I usually wear leather work boots or western boots, blue jeans, an undershirt with a collared button up shirt on top, both tucked in, and a leather belt. This is how I was raised to dress. It's always seemed the most practical to me. So since when has this been the way a hick dresses?

T4R. What happened to the Anarchy forum? It's no longer appearing for me. Have I been banned from it? Was it taken down? If so, why?

T4R
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Do you think they could pull it off? Do you think they could manage to pull something like Forward Unto Dawn or Nightfall?