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The Flood / Re: So what's after Mythic?
« on: March 30, 2015, 01:50:13 PM »

"Knight of the Reich"
Hell yes! Please this^




Spoiler
If my grandfather was still alive he would look at me in disgust right now.
I'm alive and I'm looking with disgust at you right now.

9002
The Flood / Re: Hey guys
« on: March 30, 2015, 11:38:58 AM »
Making my ass numb, by sitting.

9003
The Flood / Re: hey Muslims
« on: March 30, 2015, 11:37:08 AM »
"This message will Allahu Akbar in 10 seconds."

9004
The Flood / Re: multiple orgasm
« on: March 30, 2015, 07:48:35 AM »
Uhh, incase anyone legitimately wanted to know... A quality female orgasm is multiple orgasms all at once. And it kinda sucks and is really embarrassing.
Where does it suck? What does it suck and why is it embarrassing?

Because it feels like peeing and your body and brain decide to stop working and it's just.... Eww.
ah relax, if they're old enough to be in you - they're old enough to accept what your body does during climax. Just let it fucking go and let fucking go too.

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The Flood / Re: So what's after Mythic?
« on: March 30, 2015, 07:42:32 AM »
"Virginity preservation vanguard."

9006
The Flood / Re: I had my first beer today. AMA
« on: March 30, 2015, 07:33:41 AM »
Did you get absolutely rekt and then woke up with some random dude who you thought was attractive while you were drunk and now he looks like a floodian? Or you're boring?

OT: How did you acquire it?

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The Flood / Re: Meme City, USA
« on: March 30, 2015, 05:18:30 AM »
le nice meme m8.

9008
The Flood / Re: Best song lyrics of all time
« on: March 30, 2015, 05:08:51 AM »
"Do my dance on your dick,
yeah you know you love that shit."

That shit is deeper than an aroused vagina.

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The Flood / Re: multiple orgasm
« on: March 30, 2015, 04:59:58 AM »
Uhh, incase anyone legitimately wanted to know... A quality female orgasm is multiple orgasms all at once. And it kinda sucks and is really embarrassing.
Where does it suck? What does it suck and why is it embarrassing?

9010
The Flood / Re: Is this my Twitter feed?
« on: March 30, 2015, 04:58:05 AM »
What the fuck is this thread.

This can be said about 60% of threads on the flood.

9012
The Flood / Re: Palm Sunday will now be known as Rape Day.
« on: March 29, 2015, 04:57:27 PM »
sugar, why?

9013
Its quite a hot topic.

9014
The Flood / Re: women deserve to be raped
« on: March 29, 2015, 04:33:00 PM »
4/10

The OP should have been longer with bullet points.

9015
The Flood / Re: Rape is funny
« on: March 29, 2015, 04:31:33 PM »
Its only funny if he couldn't get it up.

9016
The Flood / Re: There was a shoplifter at the store today
« on: March 29, 2015, 11:55:46 AM »
I stole a carpet.

beat that you pocket filling noobs. Try walking out with a big ass roll of carpet.

9017
The Flood / Re: You guys make me sad
« on: March 29, 2015, 04:35:53 AM »
In the movie, one of the prisoners say that the mask supplies some sort of a pain killer or something...

9018
The Flood / Re: can someone please explain to me what blacks do
« on: March 29, 2015, 04:17:45 AM »
but without black, what is white?

9020
The Flood / Re: I don't get it
« on: March 28, 2015, 04:14:55 PM »
Quality thread, will read again.

9021
The Flood / Re: Can jet fuel melt steel beams?
« on: March 28, 2015, 03:05:56 PM »
It was Putin. He soaked the steel beams in vodka and threw a match at them right out of Kremlin.

9022
The Flood / Re: What are you guys doing?
« on: March 28, 2015, 03:03:17 PM »
Wondering if I get some sort of a title after being here for a year.

9023
The Flood / Re: Um, oh
« on: March 28, 2015, 02:59:53 PM »
Emoticons in general

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The Flood / Re: Why do Bnet kids RP bar scenes?
« on: March 28, 2015, 02:54:21 PM »
Its just a trend that goes through Bnext now.

Its something new every week with those newbies.

It stopped being new about 8 months ago due to the 50+ daily AMA threads.

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The Flood / Re: Why do Bnet kids RP bar scenes?
« on: March 28, 2015, 02:49:51 PM »
*draws urinal on the wall*
"pees on the drawn urinal*
*pisses on your leg*

Jokes on you, I'm a quadruple amputee.

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The Flood / Re: how i imagine a sep7agon.net meetup would look
« on: March 28, 2015, 02:41:33 PM »
I would be the hottest object in that room

Spoiler
the light bulb

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The Flood / Re: Why do Bnet kids RP bar scenes?
« on: March 28, 2015, 02:34:23 PM »
*draws urinal on the wall*
"pees on the drawn urinal*

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The Flood / Re: The mods aren't online so post loli pics.
« on: March 28, 2015, 11:44:55 AM »


Close enough.

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The Flood / Re: Is this where all the cool floodians are posting now?
« on: March 28, 2015, 11:43:27 AM »

I think I was banned again on bungie so I'm a refugee until further notice.
How does one even manage that nowadays?
i posted an educational video on how Denmark uses topless women to control traffic. There was no censoring or anything and yes you could see tits in the YouTube thumbnail. It's outrageous. If it was a video of topless men, I wouldn't be on this shitty site. But noooooo fucking people and their double standards decide that posting nonsexual videos of topless women is a bannable offence.

The mod couldn't handle the bust.

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The Flood / Re: isnt it funny
« on: March 28, 2015, 06:55:51 AM »
OP doesn't give blowjobs, but still sucks dick.

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