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The Flood / Re: Best song lyrics of all time
« on: March 30, 2015, 05:08:51 AM »
"Do my dance on your dick,
yeah you know you love that shit."

That shit is deeper than an aroused vagina.

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The Flood / Re: multiple orgasm
« on: March 30, 2015, 04:59:58 AM »
Uhh, incase anyone legitimately wanted to know... A quality female orgasm is multiple orgasms all at once. And it kinda sucks and is really embarrassing.
Where does it suck? What does it suck and why is it embarrassing?

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The Flood / Re: Is this my Twitter feed?
« on: March 30, 2015, 04:58:05 AM »
What the fuck is this thread.

This can be said about 60% of threads on the flood.

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The Flood / Re: Palm Sunday will now be known as Rape Day.
« on: March 29, 2015, 04:57:27 PM »
sugar, why?

9006
Its quite a hot topic.

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The Flood / Re: women deserve to be raped
« on: March 29, 2015, 04:33:00 PM »
4/10

The OP should have been longer with bullet points.

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The Flood / Re: Rape is funny
« on: March 29, 2015, 04:31:33 PM »
Its only funny if he couldn't get it up.

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The Flood / Re: There was a shoplifter at the store today
« on: March 29, 2015, 11:55:46 AM »
I stole a carpet.

beat that you pocket filling noobs. Try walking out with a big ass roll of carpet.

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The Flood / Re: You guys make me sad
« on: March 29, 2015, 04:35:53 AM »
In the movie, one of the prisoners say that the mask supplies some sort of a pain killer or something...

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The Flood / Re: can someone please explain to me what blacks do
« on: March 29, 2015, 04:17:45 AM »
but without black, what is white?

9013
The Flood / Re: I don't get it
« on: March 28, 2015, 04:14:55 PM »
Quality thread, will read again.

9014
The Flood / Re: Can jet fuel melt steel beams?
« on: March 28, 2015, 03:05:56 PM »
It was Putin. He soaked the steel beams in vodka and threw a match at them right out of Kremlin.

9015
The Flood / Re: What are you guys doing?
« on: March 28, 2015, 03:03:17 PM »
Wondering if I get some sort of a title after being here for a year.

9016
The Flood / Re: Um, oh
« on: March 28, 2015, 02:59:53 PM »
Emoticons in general

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The Flood / Re: Why do Bnet kids RP bar scenes?
« on: March 28, 2015, 02:54:21 PM »
Its just a trend that goes through Bnext now.

Its something new every week with those newbies.

It stopped being new about 8 months ago due to the 50+ daily AMA threads.

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The Flood / Re: Why do Bnet kids RP bar scenes?
« on: March 28, 2015, 02:49:51 PM »
*draws urinal on the wall*
"pees on the drawn urinal*
*pisses on your leg*

Jokes on you, I'm a quadruple amputee.

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The Flood / Re: how i imagine a sep7agon.net meetup would look
« on: March 28, 2015, 02:41:33 PM »
I would be the hottest object in that room

Spoiler
the light bulb

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The Flood / Re: Why do Bnet kids RP bar scenes?
« on: March 28, 2015, 02:34:23 PM »
*draws urinal on the wall*
"pees on the drawn urinal*

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The Flood / Re: The mods aren't online so post loli pics.
« on: March 28, 2015, 11:44:55 AM »


Close enough.

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The Flood / Re: Is this where all the cool floodians are posting now?
« on: March 28, 2015, 11:43:27 AM »

I think I was banned again on bungie so I'm a refugee until further notice.
How does one even manage that nowadays?
i posted an educational video on how Denmark uses topless women to control traffic. There was no censoring or anything and yes you could see tits in the YouTube thumbnail. It's outrageous. If it was a video of topless men, I wouldn't be on this shitty site. But noooooo fucking people and their double standards decide that posting nonsexual videos of topless women is a bannable offence.

The mod couldn't handle the bust.

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The Flood / Re: isnt it funny
« on: March 28, 2015, 06:55:51 AM »
OP doesn't give blowjobs, but still sucks dick.

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The Flood / Re: Is this where all the cool floodians are posting now?
« on: March 28, 2015, 06:52:51 AM »
Sure, there are cool floodians along with wanna/b/ees.

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The Flood / Re: Somebody just stole a bunch of my shit *RESULTS*
« on: March 28, 2015, 06:42:10 AM »
Well if they like your shit so much, shit on their doorstep

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The Flood / Re: Lets pretend to be tween girls
« on: March 28, 2015, 06:39:33 AM »
So thrs dis guy.
Shud I booty call or n?

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The Flood / Re: Is it gay if....
« on: March 28, 2015, 06:13:15 AM »
Its only gay if you want it to be.

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The Flood / Re: Do you do this?
« on: March 28, 2015, 06:03:33 AM »
I give them the respect they deserve or none if they don't deserve any.

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The Flood / Re: what email service do gay guys use
« on: March 28, 2015, 05:58:31 AM »
Office 369

obviously.

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The Flood / Re: why is she so cute bros
« on: March 28, 2015, 05:55:47 AM »


That bra with that top
*shakes head*

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