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The Flood / Re: Just came back from the doctor.
« on: April 03, 2015, 07:26:24 PM »

I just went to the doctor's yesterday.  It was.. good.
*stares suspiciously*
What was so "good" about it?
They checked him for worms.

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The Flood / Re: I really hate ugly people
« on: April 03, 2015, 07:24:00 PM »
I used to think that it wasnt possible for someone to actually be ugly. Like maybe with the right make up they could be presentable? But that was before I saw ugly people. The Internet is a scary place.
The mirror can be scary too, sometimes.

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The Flood / Re: Just came back from the doctor.
« on: April 03, 2015, 07:22:23 PM »

What if they find sperm in your blood stream?
Pretty sure that would mean that his heart is in the wrong place.
maybe his balls are in the wrong place?
OP did not hit puberty yet - confirmed.

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The Flood / Re: Just came back from the doctor.
« on: April 03, 2015, 07:03:27 PM »
What if they find sperm in your blood stream?
Pretty sure that would mean that his heart is in the wrong place.

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The Flood / Re: Just came back from the doctor.
« on: April 03, 2015, 07:00:54 PM »
If only Bobcast was here.
I don't even see him on b.net anymore.

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Nice opinion, m8. Infinite discussion value.

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The Flood / Re: Just came back from the doctor.
« on: April 03, 2015, 06:56:34 PM »
nice blog post m8.

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The Flood / Re: I really hate ugly people
« on: April 03, 2015, 06:11:04 PM »
You seem to hate a lot of things. Maybe consider making a "I love ..." thread every once in a while?

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The Flood / Re: youre gay if you wouldnt fuck lady penelope
« on: April 03, 2015, 01:07:08 PM »
She's blonde, eww.

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The Flood / Re: Why is smoking a Twix a thing?
« on: April 03, 2015, 09:29:48 AM »
They bake Kit Kats' in Japan.

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The Flood / Re: I wish this happened at my job
« on: April 03, 2015, 06:25:07 AM »
Shrek is overrated.

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The Flood / Re: Only 11 users online
« on: April 03, 2015, 06:22:21 AM »
safe or unsafe?

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The Flood / Re: Signature Thread
« on: April 03, 2015, 05:27:49 AM »
Why don't you click and find out for yourself?

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The Flood / Re: So some nigger made a Monster explode at work today
« on: April 03, 2015, 05:24:05 AM »
lol at drinking something other than tea or water.

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The Flood / Re: nobody understands me
« on: April 03, 2015, 05:22:38 AM »
fuck off

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The Flood / Re: In a bad mood for no reaso.
« on: April 03, 2015, 04:32:02 AM »
Take some testosterone to combat the oversaturation of oestrogen, causing your PMS.

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The Flood / Re: Help me plan out tomorrow
« on: April 03, 2015, 04:29:43 AM »
That was the most beta text message I ever read.

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The Flood / Re: Internet stuff that makes you sad
« on: April 03, 2015, 04:18:39 AM »


I cry every time.

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The Flood / Re: daily reminder that i'm the coolest person here
« on: April 03, 2015, 04:11:02 AM »
Whatever makes you happy, dude.

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The Flood / Re: guys help
« on: April 03, 2015, 03:50:24 AM »
Reported. Hope she enjoys her 3 month ban from YouTube.

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The Flood / Re: I have a good chance on getting a new job now, woo
« on: April 02, 2015, 04:29:35 PM »
It was alright. The majority of my CS group that I teach did not show up today so that sucked but w/e. The weather absolutely sux.

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The Flood / Re: I have now joined a Christian organization
« on: April 02, 2015, 04:27:26 PM »

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The Flood / Re: What will you be doing today
« on: April 02, 2015, 01:23:30 PM »
Well right now I'm doing something to keep my scholarship and later I'm going to get ready for an interview
srs bzns.

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The Flood / Re: What will you be doing today
« on: April 02, 2015, 01:12:32 PM »
Update: I just too that shit. AMA.

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The Flood / Re: What will you be doing today
« on: April 02, 2015, 01:06:27 PM »
My rectum is under pressure. I think I'll take a shit today.

Under Pressure looking for Nikki?
Who that? Most importantly - are they hot?

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The Flood / Re: What will you be doing today
« on: April 02, 2015, 01:04:30 PM »
My rectum is under pressure. I think I'll take a shit today.

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The Flood / Re: This years Darwin Award goes to
« on: April 02, 2015, 01:02:15 PM »
Did the kid at least say checkmate after the other got rekt?

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The Flood / Re: let's talk about prawns
« on: April 02, 2015, 12:59:37 PM »
king prawns + rice and soy sauce

mmm

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