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8791
« on: April 08, 2015, 04:52:24 PM »
Its funny that a weeb ridden forum would bash on weebs so much.
OT: Still a better love story than twilight.
8792
« on: April 08, 2015, 03:31:22 PM »
u mad, m8?
8793
« on: April 08, 2015, 12:13:40 PM »
They would literally say - "то-есть, вместо учёбы ты занемаешься вот етой хернёй?!"
8794
« on: April 08, 2015, 12:11:07 PM »
I'm lesbian with you too! As a friend!
^_^
8795
« on: April 08, 2015, 12:08:44 PM »
 Tell me you would eradicate those cheekbones and I'll call you a liar.
8796
« on: April 08, 2015, 12:04:26 PM »
He started his own airlines. Can't really get higher than that... unless he founds a new NASA.
8797
« on: April 08, 2015, 12:02:12 PM »
One night of head.
Every week, for the next 69 years.
8798
« on: April 08, 2015, 12:00:58 PM »
You better cheque yourself before you pastry yourself.
8799
« on: April 08, 2015, 11:53:37 AM »
Its all about the curls, 'bout the curls - no benches.
8800
« on: April 08, 2015, 11:51:42 AM »
"I'm sorry cousin, I'm too busy right now."
8801
« on: April 07, 2015, 05:35:35 PM »
When in doubt - Inside Gaming or Fun Haus.
8802
« on: April 07, 2015, 05:32:14 PM »
Threatening someone with suicide is childish and pathetic. They most definitely deserve to die.
8803
« on: April 07, 2015, 08:41:25 AM »
Which means OP can resume sucking dick.
8804
« on: April 07, 2015, 08:38:57 AM »
8805
« on: April 07, 2015, 04:15:54 AM »
Boyhood sounds like the most homo gay movie ever.
8/10 on Trip Adviser.
8806
« on: April 07, 2015, 04:14:31 AM »
Ask the nurse why I have a cast on my dick if there's no bones in it.
Ask the nurse to remove the cast without using hands - as a challenge.
win at life and become president.
I had a girlfriend who bought a kinky nurses outfit and we did a roleplay, it was fucking awesome, I highly recommend you all try it, including you, FatherlyNick
*draws a red cross on left hand* close enough...
8807
« on: April 07, 2015, 04:12:19 AM »
I agree, they're much better than piss posts.
8808
« on: April 07, 2015, 04:09:51 AM »
Ask the nurse why I have a cast on my dick if there's no bones in it.
Ask the nurse to remove the cast without using hands - as a challenge.
win at life and become president.
8809
« on: April 06, 2015, 07:46:06 PM »
Look at our world population. I wonder how much spunk washes into the sea.
Didn't you know that's why the ocean is so salty.
I don't want to believe.
8810
« on: April 06, 2015, 07:23:26 PM »
OP is a poopoo face
*giggles*
go fucking KILL YOURSELF
CUNT
 mad cuz rekt
8811
« on: April 06, 2015, 07:19:16 PM »
OP is a poopoo face
*giggles*
8812
« on: April 06, 2015, 07:11:33 PM »
I hope they're actually just poisonous mushrooms and you get severe diarrhoea and you shit so much you hallucinate.
8813
« on: April 06, 2015, 07:08:56 PM »
Le nice meme, m8.
8814
« on: April 06, 2015, 07:07:35 PM »
Aw that's cute.
I'm graduating in May.
8815
« on: April 06, 2015, 06:51:57 PM »
Aliens could weigh 300kg US citizens are aliens - confirmed.
8816
« on: April 06, 2015, 06:47:35 PM »
The answer is somewhere in this video:
8817
« on: April 06, 2015, 07:16:40 AM »
Punched a Nazi in the throat. The fuck survived, sadly.
8818
« on: April 06, 2015, 06:45:45 AM »
A black cop?
That's so ironic.
8819
« on: April 06, 2015, 06:24:23 AM »
As long as they have ponies in them. Ayy, a fellow fr- sexy ponies.
Uh... Never mind. >_>
8820
« on: April 06, 2015, 06:10:03 AM »
"of that Nelson guy" sheesh, are you buddies? Do you go out for a coffee often with him?
I miss Ballmer. I wish he was the guy doing all Xbox stuff instead of that Nelson guy.
No but we ride the same elevator in our apartment block. He lives on the same floor. We hold hands while in the elevator.
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