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The Flood / Re: Today, I learned that knickers
« on: April 08, 2015, 07:53:45 PM »
Fun fact! This is why the popular nutty bar 'Snickers' had to be localised to 'Marathon' on the territories of UK and Ireland in order to avoid controversy. It was reversed back to 'Snickers' in the late 90s.

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The Flood / Re: Today, I learned that knickers
« on: April 08, 2015, 07:43:13 PM »
X360 XNA can't open URLs.

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The Flood / Re: Groundbreaking new study.
« on: April 08, 2015, 07:42:06 PM »
IDDQD

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The Flood / Re: What is this guy supposed to be?
« on: April 08, 2015, 06:11:54 PM »
sep7agon.human

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The Flood / Re: HOLY FUCKING SHIT FINALLY
« on: April 08, 2015, 05:00:12 PM »
At this rate, I will be a mythic in about two years.

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The Flood / Re: Detective Work [Contains NSFW]
« on: April 08, 2015, 04:54:53 PM »
From what I heard, her name was Jessica.

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The Flood / Re: Whats your opinion on
« on: April 08, 2015, 04:52:24 PM »
Its funny that a weeb ridden forum would bash on weebs so much.
OT: Still a better love story than twilight.

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The Flood / Re: Why does Lemon get mythic, but not me?
« on: April 08, 2015, 03:31:22 PM »
u mad, m8?

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The Flood / Re: What would your parents think if they saw your posts?
« on: April 08, 2015, 12:13:40 PM »
They would literally say - "то-есть, вместо учёбы ты занемаешься вот етой хернёй?!"

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The Flood / Re: I'm in lesbians with you, Flood
« on: April 08, 2015, 12:11:07 PM »
I'm lesbian with you too! As a friend!

^_^

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The Flood / Re: are Slavs good for anything?
« on: April 08, 2015, 12:08:44 PM »


Tell me you would eradicate those cheekbones and I'll call you a liar.

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The Flood / Re: I know why Camnator has been gone so long
« on: April 08, 2015, 12:04:26 PM »
He started his own airlines. Can't really get higher than that... unless he founds a new NASA.

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The Flood / Re: how much does a premium cost
« on: April 08, 2015, 12:02:12 PM »
One night of head.
Every week, for the next 69 years.

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The Flood / Re: Man kills self after losing buffet privileges...
« on: April 08, 2015, 12:00:58 PM »
You better cheque yourself before you pastry yourself.

8806
The Flood / Re: Beta Testing: Sep7agon Users
« on: April 08, 2015, 11:53:37 AM »
Its all about the curls, 'bout the curls - no benches.

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The Flood / Re: Some friends of mine want me to go bowling tonight
« on: April 08, 2015, 11:51:42 AM »
"I'm sorry cousin, I'm too busy right now."

8808
When in doubt - Inside Gaming or Fun Haus.

8809
Threatening someone with suicide is childish and pathetic. They most definitely deserve to die.

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The Flood / Re: I'm getting my braces off tomorrow
« on: April 07, 2015, 08:41:25 AM »
Which means OP can resume sucking dick.

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The Flood / Re: Forum Guessing Game
« on: April 07, 2015, 08:38:57 AM »
Quote
Forum gassing game
fix'd

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The Flood / Re: Just finished watching "Boyhood"
« on: April 07, 2015, 04:15:54 AM »
Boyhood sounds like the most homo gay movie ever.

8/10 on Trip Adviser.

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Ask the nurse why I have a cast on my dick if there's no bones in it.
Ask the nurse to remove the cast without using hands - as a challenge.
win at life and become president.
I had a girlfriend who bought a kinky nurses outfit and we did a roleplay, it was fucking awesome, I highly recommend you all try it, including you, FatherlyNick
*draws a red cross on left hand*
close enough...

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The Flood / Re: I love shitposts
« on: April 07, 2015, 04:12:19 AM »
I agree, they're much better than piss posts.

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Ask the nurse why I have a cast on my dick if there's no bones in it.
Ask the nurse to remove the cast without using hands - as a challenge.
win at life and become president.

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The Flood / Re: How much cum?!
« on: April 06, 2015, 07:46:06 PM »
Look at our world population. I wonder how much spunk washes into the sea.

Didn't you know that's why the ocean is so salty.
I don't want to believe.

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The Flood / Re: don't be mean to me in this thread
« on: April 06, 2015, 07:23:26 PM »

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The Flood / Re: don't be mean to me in this thread
« on: April 06, 2015, 07:19:16 PM »
OP is a poopoo face
*giggles*

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The Flood / Re: gonna be harvesting some psilocybin mushrooms
« on: April 06, 2015, 07:11:33 PM »
I hope they're actually just poisonous mushrooms and you get severe diarrhoea and you shit so much you hallucinate.

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The Flood / Re: I encountered an actual 9gagger today
« on: April 06, 2015, 07:08:56 PM »
Le nice meme, m8.

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