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I'm joining the DNR/LNR just to kill fucks like you.

8462
The Flood / Re: Plans for the Weekend?
« on: April 25, 2015, 03:06:41 AM »
Eat
Sleep
Meme
Repeat

8463
better than his previous pictures but idk about the tattoos.
None of what we say matters though - its the directors interpretation of what the Joker should be like.

8464
The Flood / Re: tfw you can't martial arts because of late hours
« on: April 24, 2015, 03:38:36 PM »
lol

8465
The Flood / Re: guess what flood :3
« on: April 24, 2015, 12:36:34 PM »
On my commute back home I spotted a big ass truck with a fox on it
Made me think of you.
=/
It's okay, I saw a uh... thing type of object... quite distinctive... and it reminded me of you :)
I hope it was something PG
Spoiler
or not...

8466
The Flood / Re: guess what flood :3
« on: April 24, 2015, 11:57:30 AM »
On my commute back home I spotted a big ass truck with a fox on it
Made me think of you.
=/

8467
I think SolarDesty or OrbitalDesty sounds better.
DestyCal sounds the best.

8468
The Flood / Re: Are you an Optimist or a Pessimist?
« on: April 24, 2015, 03:50:42 AM »
Optimist about some things and a pessimist about others.

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The Flood / Re: I'm Vien.
« on: April 24, 2015, 03:49:12 AM »
Hi Vien, I'm board.

You're Nick...

Are you pulling some sort of plank?
Oh wow, you're not a sap.
Do something smart for once and log out. Willow yew kindly do that?
I saw a lot of your puns, but that last one... I made a deciduous to leaf this site for now.

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The Flood / Re: I think this a pretty accurate depiction.
« on: April 24, 2015, 03:45:22 AM »
lol fighting games

More like - pressing buttons games.

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The Flood / Re: I'm Vien.
« on: April 24, 2015, 03:41:59 AM »
Hi Vien, I'm board.

You're Nick...

Are you pulling some sort of plank?
Oh wow, you're not a sap.

8472
The Flood / Re: Can dolphins really be trusted?
« on: April 24, 2015, 03:39:32 AM »
Can blue gorillas be trusted?
Can glue borillas be trusted?
Gan clue torillas be brusted?

8473
Changing your name makes you look like a teen girl who can't make up her fucking mind on what bow to wear to school.

8474
The Flood / Re: Can dolphins really be trusted?
« on: April 24, 2015, 03:36:43 AM »
Can blue gorillas be trusted?

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The Flood / Re: I'm Vien.
« on: April 24, 2015, 03:34:55 AM »
Hi Vien, I'm board.

8476
The Flood / Re: >tfw birthday and nothing to do
« on: April 24, 2015, 03:08:16 AM »
Get well soon.

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The Flood / Re: Sleep schedule
« on: April 24, 2015, 02:53:37 AM »
During the week I wake up at 7:30 am and go to sleep at 11pm
During the weekend I can go to sleep whenever I want but I have to be out of bed before 10am.
I think that a healthy sleep cycle is as important as a healthy diet.

8478
The mitochondria is the powerhouse of a cell.


Every cell also has a nigger.
*Nucleus, not nigr.

8479
The Flood / Re: I want to go on a romantic date with Ariana Grande
« on: April 24, 2015, 02:49:05 AM »
then you'll be arrested for pedophilia.
she's legal though (20 or something)

8480
try playstationbox.gov

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The Flood / Re: What colour fleshlight do you use?
« on: April 23, 2015, 04:56:42 PM »
I can't afford an actual flesh light so I fill a Pringles can with flarp.  It has an authentic queefing sound.
kek

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The Flood / Re: What colour fleshlight do you use?
« on: April 23, 2015, 01:42:35 PM »
Fleshlight: Go fuck yourself.
Is it still fucking yourself though?
It's fucking by yourself at least.
Unless you get someone else (like your sister) to hold the apparatus for you.

8483
The Flood / Re: What colour fleshlight do you use?
« on: April 23, 2015, 01:35:49 PM »
Fleshlight: Go fuck yourself.
Is it still fucking yourself though?

8484
The Flood / Re: My opinion of whoever posts thread
« on: April 23, 2015, 01:31:30 PM »
I don't ever think I stick out enough for a good chunk of the community to have an opinion of me.  Amiright?
cocos means coconut in Russian.

8486
There are more positive numbers than negative. Blew my ming wide open.

8487
The Flood / Re: What colour fleshlight do you use?
« on: April 23, 2015, 11:45:39 AM »
i just use a melon
Do you eat it / feed it to anyone afterwards?

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The Flood / Re: Can my college get any more retarded?
« on: April 23, 2015, 11:40:50 AM »
I guess since it accepted you - no, it can't get more retarded.

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The Flood / Re: My opinion of whoever posts thread
« on: April 23, 2015, 11:39:58 AM »
go fuck yourself you pathetic piece of shit.

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The Flood / What colour fleshlight do you use?
« on: April 23, 2015, 11:25:03 AM »
Is there a fleshlight that feels like an anus?

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