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8461
« on: April 24, 2015, 03:50:42 AM »
Optimist about some things and a pessimist about others.
8462
« on: April 24, 2015, 03:49:12 AM »
Hi Vien, I'm board.
You're Nick...
Are you pulling some sort of plank?
Oh wow, you're not a sap.
Do something smart for once and log out. Willow yew kindly do that?
I saw a lot of your puns, but that last one... I made a deciduous to leaf this site for now.
8463
« on: April 24, 2015, 03:45:22 AM »
lol fighting games
More like - pressing buttons games.
8464
« on: April 24, 2015, 03:41:59 AM »
Hi Vien, I'm board.
You're Nick...
Are you pulling some sort of plank?
Oh wow, you're not a sap.
8465
« on: April 24, 2015, 03:39:32 AM »
Can blue gorillas be trusted?
Can glue borillas be trusted?
Gan clue torillas be brusted?
8466
« on: April 24, 2015, 03:38:16 AM »
Changing your name makes you look like a teen girl who can't make up her fucking mind on what bow to wear to school.
8467
« on: April 24, 2015, 03:36:43 AM »
Can blue gorillas be trusted?
8468
« on: April 24, 2015, 03:34:55 AM »
Hi Vien, I'm board.
8469
« on: April 24, 2015, 03:08:16 AM »
Get well soon.
8470
« on: April 24, 2015, 02:53:37 AM »
During the week I wake up at 7:30 am and go to sleep at 11pm
During the weekend I can go to sleep whenever I want but I have to be out of bed before 10am.
I think that a healthy sleep cycle is as important as a healthy diet.
8471
« on: April 24, 2015, 02:51:40 AM »
The mitochondria is the powerhouse of a cell.
Every cell also has a nigger.
*Nucleus, not nigr.
8472
« on: April 24, 2015, 02:49:05 AM »
then you'll be arrested for pedophilia.
she's legal though (20 or something)
8473
« on: April 23, 2015, 05:18:23 PM »
try playstationbox.gov
8474
« on: April 23, 2015, 04:56:42 PM »
I can't afford an actual flesh light so I fill a Pringles can with flarp. It has an authentic queefing sound.
kek
8475
« on: April 23, 2015, 01:42:35 PM »
Fleshlight: Go fuck yourself.
Is it still fucking yourself though?
It's fucking by yourself at least.
Unless you get someone else (like your sister) to hold the apparatus for you.
8476
« on: April 23, 2015, 01:35:49 PM »
Fleshlight: Go fuck yourself.
Is it still fucking yourself though?
8477
« on: April 23, 2015, 01:31:30 PM »
I don't ever think I stick out enough for a good chunk of the community to have an opinion of me. Amiright?
cocos means coconut in Russian.
8478
« on: April 23, 2015, 11:51:33 AM »
8479
« on: April 23, 2015, 11:50:14 AM »
There are more positive numbers than negative. Blew my ming wide open.
8480
« on: April 23, 2015, 11:45:39 AM »
i just use a melon
Do you eat it / feed it to anyone afterwards?
8481
« on: April 23, 2015, 11:40:50 AM »
I guess since it accepted you - no, it can't get more retarded.
8482
« on: April 23, 2015, 11:39:58 AM »
go fuck yourself you pathetic piece of shit.
8483
« on: April 23, 2015, 11:25:03 AM »
Is there a fleshlight that feels like an anus?
8484
« on: April 23, 2015, 11:22:21 AM »
The colour of OP.
8485
« on: April 23, 2015, 07:47:33 AM »
Nice song, but I cr evr tim. This one brings back memories *runs to the shower so no one will see tears*
8486
« on: April 23, 2015, 07:45:02 AM »
8487
« on: April 23, 2015, 07:43:32 AM »
meh
8488
« on: April 23, 2015, 07:41:31 AM »
Kill yourself.
Oh wait, you already did...
8489
« on: April 23, 2015, 07:08:23 AM »
My idea of a username:
One word description of yourself followed by your first name.
8490
« on: April 23, 2015, 03:43:49 AM »
Greenlandic? Seriously?
Whats next, Canadian?
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