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8281
« on: May 03, 2015, 07:38:02 PM »
Because you know, raising your voice Because raising your voice will save somebody.
or shooting in the air is not enough to get someone's attention And potentially killing somebody a mile away as well as giving the attacker time to draw and shoot you if they're armed.
Pointing a gun at someone would be enough to intimidate most people The guy rushed him as he pointed his gun.
- no, you kill a man because who gives a shit - you gotta a gun so you go on a human safari.
There's this thing called "self defense". I know you Eurofags think saying shit like "just run away" isn't laughably pathetic and you consider it a viable and good option, so I'll just wait for the inevitable pacifist bullshit reply about how the criminal's life is worth more than a woman who might be a mother and is being attacked for absolutely no reason.
Enjoy the freedom of being paranoid around cops.
Challenger's whitish though.
Sad thing is, hes right In USA, every motherfucker and their pet gold fish are armed so the system pretty much works on "shoot first, ask questions later." This is probably why you shouldn't arm every motherfucker in the first place... oh well, too late for that, lets just make sure that at least everyone is armed so no one is at an unfair disadvantage.
8282
« on: May 03, 2015, 07:34:16 PM »
Because you know, raising your voice Because raising your voice will save somebody.
or shooting in the air is not enough to get someone's attention And potentially killing somebody a mile away as well as giving the attacker time to draw and shoot you if they're armed.
Pointing a gun at someone would be enough to intimidate most people The guy rushed him as he pointed his gun.
- no, you kill a man because who gives a shit - you gotta a gun so you go on a human safari.
There's this thing called "self defense". I know you Eurofags think saying shit like "just run away" isn't laughably pathetic and you consider it a viable and good option, so I'll just wait for the inevitable pacifist bullshit reply about how the criminal's life is worth more than a woman who might be a mother and is being attacked for absolutely no reason.
Enjoy the freedom of being paranoid around cops.
8283
« on: May 03, 2015, 07:32:26 PM »
TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIG!!!!
...I don't follow
Then you're not really Irish.
You know, 8 years not being there is hardly going to help me. Plus you know, Gaelic being a virtually dead language and all that.
It's not Gaelic, it's a slang term, a slur of sorts.
A slang term specific to Northern Ireland... I live literally 20 minutes from NI and I had to look it up.
Best Ireland.
Fuck off
8284
« on: May 03, 2015, 07:25:59 PM »
TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIG!!!!
...I don't follow
Then you're not really Irish.
You know, 8 years not being there is hardly going to help me. Plus you know, Gaelic being a virtually dead language and all that.
Don't mind that mad yolk, hes a dirty little fekr. You hear me? Yer a knacker!
8285
« on: May 03, 2015, 07:24:13 PM »
8286
« on: May 03, 2015, 07:22:24 PM »
Because you know, raising your voice or shooting in the air is not enough to get someone's attention
Pointing a gun at someone would be enough to intimidate most people - no, you kill a man because who gives a shit - you gotta a gun so you go on a human safari.
8287
« on: May 03, 2015, 07:04:52 PM »
Slow and steady wins the race
8288
« on: May 03, 2015, 07:24:22 AM »
Large swords DO have their use but you will be very slow with it.
what are the uses of a large sword
Jousting.
isn't that what a lance is
SSDD
what does SSDD mean?
Same shit different day
same shit different bucket
Um, sure...
I've never heard 'same shit different day', I've always said the different bucket thing
Its a military thing, you FNG.
what does FNG mean?
Fucking (noun) new guy
FNB
Oh so now you have a bucket obsession too?!
that stands for fish naked boot
Oh... I thought that said Fucking New Bucket.
8289
« on: May 03, 2015, 07:17:53 AM »
Heil
A weeb furry wearing a Nazi uniform While I don't care about the weeb and furry stuff, the Russian in me wants to hate you for the uniform.
8290
« on: May 03, 2015, 07:15:19 AM »
Large swords DO have their use but you will be very slow with it.
what are the uses of a large sword
Jousting.
isn't that what a lance is
SSDD
what does SSDD mean?
Same shit different day
same shit different bucket
Um, sure...
I've never heard 'same shit different day', I've always said the different bucket thing
Its a military thing, you FNG.
what does FNG mean?
Fucking (noun) new guy
FNB
Oh so now you have a bucket obsession too?!
8291
« on: May 03, 2015, 07:08:26 AM »
Large swords DO have their use but you will be very slow with it.
what are the uses of a large sword
Jousting.
isn't that what a lance is
SSDD
what does SSDD mean?
Same shit different day
same shit different bucket
Um, sure...
I've never heard 'same shit different day', I've always said the different bucket thing
Its a military thing, you FNG.
what does FNG mean?
Fucking (noun) new guy
8292
« on: May 03, 2015, 07:02:12 AM »
Large swords DO have their use but you will be very slow with it.
what are the uses of a large sword
Jousting.
isn't that what a lance is
SSDD
what does SSDD mean?
Same shit different day
same shit different bucket
Um, sure...
I've never heard 'same shit different day', I've always said the different bucket thing
Its a military thing, you FNG.
8293
« on: May 03, 2015, 07:01:18 AM »
AoU being?
Anus of a Unicorn.
8294
« on: May 03, 2015, 07:00:27 AM »
You know why the inferior gender will remain inferior? Because there will always be a superior gender over it. Sorry ladies, natural selection says you go back to the kitchen and make the floor shine.
But the kitchen floor is black
RP as a cop and do some cop things to the floor until its white from fear.
I'd be a terrible bad cop. I'm too shy.
"C-c-can you please stop breaking the law? Pwease? *blushes* "
I'm not really the blushy type, just really stuttery.
Misread that as sluttery
kek
Maximum overkek
Seriously though, who the hell has black floors? Are you a Satanist?
No, I just have a black kitchen floor
Tiles, I'm assuming.
8295
« on: May 03, 2015, 06:12:56 AM »
Large swords DO have their use but you will be very slow with it.
what are the uses of a large sword
Jousting.
isn't that what a lance is
SSDD
what does SSDD mean?
Same shit different day
same shit different bucket
Um, sure...
8296
« on: May 03, 2015, 06:07:25 AM »
You know why the inferior gender will remain inferior? Because there will always be a superior gender over it. Sorry ladies, natural selection says you go back to the kitchen and make the floor shine.
But the kitchen floor is black
RP as a cop and do some cop things to the floor until its white from fear.
I'd be a terrible bad cop. I'm too shy.
"C-c-can you please stop breaking the law? Pwease? *blushes* "
I'm not really the blushy type, just really stuttery.
Misread that as sluttery
kek
Maximum overkek
Seriously though, who the hell has black floors? Are you a Satanist?
8297
« on: May 03, 2015, 06:06:05 AM »
Large swords DO have their use but you will be very slow with it.
what are the uses of a large sword
Jousting.
isn't that what a lance is
SSDD
what does SSDD mean?
Same shit different day
8298
« on: May 03, 2015, 06:04:06 AM »
Radical
Look, its IngloriousWho lost in NY:
8299
« on: May 03, 2015, 05:58:30 AM »
Large swords DO have their use but you will be very slow with it.
what are the uses of a large sword
Jousting.
isn't that what a lance is
SSDD
8300
« on: May 03, 2015, 05:57:22 AM »
You know why the inferior gender will remain inferior? Because there will always be a superior gender over it. Sorry ladies, natural selection says you go back to the kitchen and make the floor shine.
But the kitchen floor is black
RP as a cop and do some cop things to the floor until its white from fear.
I'd be a terrible bad cop. I'm too shy.
"C-c-can you please stop breaking the law? Pwease? *blushes* "
I'm not really the blushy type, just really stuttery.
Misread that as sluttery kek
8301
« on: May 03, 2015, 05:56:31 AM »
Large swords DO have their use but you will be very slow with it.
what are the uses of a large sword
Jousting.
8302
« on: May 03, 2015, 05:54:50 AM »
You know why the inferior gender will remain inferior? Because there will always be a superior gender over it. Sorry ladies, natural selection says you go back to the kitchen and make the floor shine.
But the kitchen floor is black
RP as a cop and do some cop things to the floor until its white from fear.
I'd be a terrible bad cop. I'm too shy.
"C-c-can you please stop breaking the law? Pwease? *blushes* "
8303
« on: May 03, 2015, 05:53:30 AM »
Aw, mommy with her babies
^_^
8304
« on: May 03, 2015, 05:50:15 AM »
You know why the inferior gender will remain inferior? Because there will always be a superior gender over it. Sorry ladies, natural selection says you go back to the kitchen and make the floor shine.
But the kitchen floor is black
RP as a cop and do some cop things to the floor until its white from fear.
8305
« on: May 03, 2015, 04:48:11 AM »
Large swords DO have their use but you will be very slow with it.
8306
« on: May 03, 2015, 04:41:16 AM »
Implying I felt horny pre-fap.
8307
« on: May 03, 2015, 04:37:12 AM »
You know why the inferior gender will remain inferior? Because there will always be a superior gender over it. Sorry ladies, natural selection says you go back to the kitchen and make the floor shine.
8308
« on: May 03, 2015, 03:56:15 AM »
Pf, OP please... Spoiler Seriously, click at your own risk.
8309
« on: May 02, 2015, 11:45:49 AM »
tl;dr
8310
« on: May 02, 2015, 09:51:51 AM »
I find most horrors to be funny unless its shit like 'Would you rather' or 'Hostel', monsters are hilarious.
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