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The Flood / Re: This is why we own concealed weapons
« on: May 04, 2015, 10:33:50 AM »
Because you know, raising your voice
Because raising your voice will save somebody.

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or shooting in the air is not enough to get someone's attention
And potentially killing somebody a mile away as well as giving the attacker time to draw and shoot you if they're armed.

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Pointing a gun at someone would be enough to intimidate most people
The guy rushed him as he pointed his gun.

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- no, you kill a man because who gives a shit - you gotta a gun so you go on a human safari.
There's this thing called "self defense". I know you Eurofags think saying shit like "just run away" isn't laughably pathetic and you consider it a viable and good option, so I'll just wait for the inevitable pacifist bullshit reply about how the criminal's life is worth more than a woman who might be a mother and is being attacked for absolutely no reason.

Enjoy the freedom of being paranoid around cops.
"I have no rebuttal, so I'll just talk about how corrupt and power hungry the cops are and chalk it up to gun ownership"

Fuck outta here trash.
Cops don't have a choice but to kill because they follow your logic exactly - no time to think because what if that guy is armed too? Better shoot before he does.
That's pure bullshit. Every situation is different and good, well trained cops deal with situations appropriately.

"My" logic is the only logic you should have when holding a firearm. It's not a toy. You don't brandish it or yell while aiming it. You give somebody a verbal warning at most and if they charge you empty that mag into his chest.

Criminals aren't out here playing games. They will end your shit and won't think twice about doing so.
What about cops killing children on playgrounds because they were playing with toy guns? Why does that shit not happen in Canada?

Did you even see the photo of the toy gun? It had no orange safety tip to identify it as a fake weapon, it looked real. Either you're really retarded or being a really good troll, or both LOL
My point is, he got killed because
a) everyone is fucking armed so what are the chances of a gun being a toy gun (in US)
b) what would happen if this was all in Ireland? The officers would probably not be as paranoid that the kid is packing heat (what are the odds of a kid having a real gun in Ireland?) the officer would also likely tell the kid to drop the weapon and get on the ground. but what can the US cop do? Shoot or be shot because the government was smart enough to give out guns like flu vaccines? Of course he shot.

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The Flood / Re: This is why we own concealed weapons
« on: May 04, 2015, 03:35:57 AM »
This thread has changed my life. I have seen the evils of my ways. Brb, burning all of my family's firearms. Thanks, Nick, for being such a swell guy and a solid debater.
Its too late for that you fool, what you should be doing instead is buying guns like its going out of style. Texas does it right, they carry their guns just in the open.
Best form of defence is offence and that form of defence is best served with a machinegun. If anyone looks at you the wrong way, there is no time to think - they want to shoot you, so you better shoot first.

Actually US can still fix this. Guns are legal BUT owning more than a certain amount of ammunition is illegal. Everyone is happy except the people who want to kill off an entire town.

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The Flood / Re: This is why we own concealed weapons
« on: May 03, 2015, 07:54:35 PM »
Because you know, raising your voice
Because raising your voice will save somebody.

Quote
or shooting in the air is not enough to get someone's attention
And potentially killing somebody a mile away as well as giving the attacker time to draw and shoot you if they're armed.

Quote
Pointing a gun at someone would be enough to intimidate most people
The guy rushed him as he pointed his gun.

Quote
- no, you kill a man because who gives a shit - you gotta a gun so you go on a human safari.
There's this thing called "self defense". I know you Eurofags think saying shit like "just run away" isn't laughably pathetic and you consider it a viable and good option, so I'll just wait for the inevitable pacifist bullshit reply about how the criminal's life is worth more than a woman who might be a mother and is being attacked for absolutely no reason.

Enjoy the freedom of being paranoid around cops.
Challenger's whitish though.
Sad thing is, hes right

In USA, every motherfucker and their pet gold fish are armed so the system pretty much works on "shoot first ask questions later."

This is probably why you shouldn't arm every motherfucker in the first place...

Actually, this is why you raise people with some common fucking sense and deceny. Keep a level headed society. It certainly won't curb every crime and make thing peachy.

But it's better than living in paranoia of who's going to shoot whom first, and for what purpose. At this point you can't really fix it though. Take away guns and you'll leave only criminals and cops with guns. Cops don't show up on the dot and they can't be there to save everybody.

It's the way things roll.

Safest bet is to just stay the fuck away from population centers cause it'll only get worse.
But this could have been prevented if the fire hydrants were armed and trash cans could transform into missile silos.

I think you've solved the problem Nick.

More gun.

Set up cameras all over the states with human agiation recognition programs and body language readers. Said cameras all contain high powered snipers. As soon as anything violent happens, boom, the cameras open fire.

Problem solved.

For additional crowd control purposes, trash cans are armoured, mobile with legs and carry shotguns for when violent people duck under the sniper cameras.
Every household should have a tactical warhead - never know when you'll need one. God forbid someone trespasses in your backyard. What if they have a crowbar or something? There's no time to think, nuke their ass to mars before they kill your family.

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The Flood / Re: This is why we own concealed weapons
« on: May 03, 2015, 07:49:40 PM »
Because you know, raising your voice
Because raising your voice will save somebody.

Quote
or shooting in the air is not enough to get someone's attention
And potentially killing somebody a mile away as well as giving the attacker time to draw and shoot you if they're armed.

Quote
Pointing a gun at someone would be enough to intimidate most people
The guy rushed him as he pointed his gun.

Quote
- no, you kill a man because who gives a shit - you gotta a gun so you go on a human safari.
There's this thing called "self defense". I know you Eurofags think saying shit like "just run away" isn't laughably pathetic and you consider it a viable and good option, so I'll just wait for the inevitable pacifist bullshit reply about how the criminal's life is worth more than a woman who might be a mother and is being attacked for absolutely no reason.

Enjoy the freedom of being paranoid around cops.
"I have no rebuttal, so I'll just talk about how corrupt and power hungry the cops are and chalk it up to gun ownership"

Fuck outta here trash.
Cops don't have a choice but to kill because they follow your logic exactly - no time to think because what if that guy is armed too? Better shoot before he does.
That's pure bullshit. Every situation is different and good, well trained cops deal with situations appropriately.

"My" logic is the only logic you should have when holding a firearm. It's not a toy. You don't brandish it or yell while aiming it. You give somebody a verbal warning at most and if they charge you empty that mag into his chest.

Criminals aren't out here playing games. They will end your shit and won't think twice about doing so.
What about cops killing children on playgrounds because they were playing with toy guns? Why does that shit not happen in Canada?

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The Flood / Re: This is why we own concealed weapons
« on: May 03, 2015, 07:46:46 PM »
Because you know, raising your voice
Because raising your voice will save somebody.

Quote
or shooting in the air is not enough to get someone's attention
And potentially killing somebody a mile away as well as giving the attacker time to draw and shoot you if they're armed.

Quote
Pointing a gun at someone would be enough to intimidate most people
The guy rushed him as he pointed his gun.

Quote
- no, you kill a man because who gives a shit - you gotta a gun so you go on a human safari.
There's this thing called "self defense". I know you Eurofags think saying shit like "just run away" isn't laughably pathetic and you consider it a viable and good option, so I'll just wait for the inevitable pacifist bullshit reply about how the criminal's life is worth more than a woman who might be a mother and is being attacked for absolutely no reason.

Enjoy the freedom of being paranoid around cops.
Challenger's whitish though.
Sad thing is, hes right

In USA, every motherfucker and their pet gold fish are armed so the system pretty much works on "shoot first ask questions later."

This is probably why you shouldn't arm every motherfucker in the first place...

Actually, this is why you raise people with some common fucking sense and deceny. Keep a level headed society. It certainly won't curb every crime and make thing peachy.

But it's better than living in paranoia of who's going to shoot whom first, and for what purpose. At this point you can't really fix it though. Take away guns and you'll leave only criminals and cops with guns. Cops don't show up on the dot and they can't be there to save everybody.

It's the way things roll.

Safest bet is to just stay the fuck away from population centers cause it'll only get worse.
But this could have been prevented if the fire hydrants were armed and trash cans could transform into missile silos.

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The Flood / Re: ITT: Post good beers.
« on: May 03, 2015, 07:43:43 PM »

TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIG!!!!
...I don't follow
Then you're not really Irish.

You know, 8 years not being there is hardly going to help me. Plus you know, Gaelic being a virtually dead language and all that.
It's not Gaelic, it's a slang term, a slur of sorts.
A slang term specific to Northern Ireland... I live literally 20 minutes from NI and I had to look it up.
Best Ireland.
Fuck off
Truth hurt?
Well, I'm from Offaly so I guess I can't say much... but still - fuck off!

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The Flood / Re: This is why we own concealed weapons
« on: May 03, 2015, 07:41:59 PM »
Because you know, raising your voice
Because raising your voice will save somebody.

Quote
or shooting in the air is not enough to get someone's attention
And potentially killing somebody a mile away as well as giving the attacker time to draw and shoot you if they're armed.

Quote
Pointing a gun at someone would be enough to intimidate most people
The guy rushed him as he pointed his gun.

Quote
- no, you kill a man because who gives a shit - you gotta a gun so you go on a human safari.
There's this thing called "self defense". I know you Eurofags think saying shit like "just run away" isn't laughably pathetic and you consider it a viable and good option, so I'll just wait for the inevitable pacifist bullshit reply about how the criminal's life is worth more than a woman who might be a mother and is being attacked for absolutely no reason.

Enjoy the freedom of being paranoid around cops.
"I have no rebuttal, so I'll just talk about how corrupt and power hungry the cops are and chalk it up to gun ownership"

Fuck outta here trash.
Cops don't have a choice but to kill because they follow your logic exactly - no time to think because what if that guy is armed too? Better shoot before he does.

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The Flood / Re: This is why we own concealed weapons
« on: May 03, 2015, 07:38:02 PM »
Because you know, raising your voice
Because raising your voice will save somebody.

Quote
or shooting in the air is not enough to get someone's attention
And potentially killing somebody a mile away as well as giving the attacker time to draw and shoot you if they're armed.

Quote
Pointing a gun at someone would be enough to intimidate most people
The guy rushed him as he pointed his gun.

Quote
- no, you kill a man because who gives a shit - you gotta a gun so you go on a human safari.
There's this thing called "self defense". I know you Eurofags think saying shit like "just run away" isn't laughably pathetic and you consider it a viable and good option, so I'll just wait for the inevitable pacifist bullshit reply about how the criminal's life is worth more than a woman who might be a mother and is being attacked for absolutely no reason.

Enjoy the freedom of being paranoid around cops.
Challenger's whitish though.
Sad thing is, hes right

In USA, every motherfucker and their pet gold fish are armed so the system pretty much works on "shoot first, ask questions later."

This is probably why you shouldn't arm every motherfucker in the first place... oh well, too late for that, lets just make sure that at least everyone is armed so no one is at an unfair disadvantage.

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The Flood / Re: This is why we own concealed weapons
« on: May 03, 2015, 07:34:16 PM »
Because you know, raising your voice
Because raising your voice will save somebody.

Quote
or shooting in the air is not enough to get someone's attention
And potentially killing somebody a mile away as well as giving the attacker time to draw and shoot you if they're armed.

Quote
Pointing a gun at someone would be enough to intimidate most people
The guy rushed him as he pointed his gun.

Quote
- no, you kill a man because who gives a shit - you gotta a gun so you go on a human safari.
There's this thing called "self defense". I know you Eurofags think saying shit like "just run away" isn't laughably pathetic and you consider it a viable and good option, so I'll just wait for the inevitable pacifist bullshit reply about how the criminal's life is worth more than a woman who might be a mother and is being attacked for absolutely no reason.

Enjoy the freedom of being paranoid around cops.

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The Flood / Re: ITT: Post good beers.
« on: May 03, 2015, 07:32:26 PM »

TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIG!!!!
...I don't follow
Then you're not really Irish.

You know, 8 years not being there is hardly going to help me. Plus you know, Gaelic being a virtually dead language and all that.
It's not Gaelic, it's a slang term, a slur of sorts.
A slang term specific to Northern Ireland... I live literally 20 minutes from NI and I had to look it up.
Best Ireland.
Fuck off

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The Flood / Re: ITT: Post good beers.
« on: May 03, 2015, 07:25:59 PM »

TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIG!!!!
...I don't follow
Then you're not really Irish.

You know, 8 years not being there is hardly going to help me. Plus you know, Gaelic being a virtually dead language and all that.
Don't mind that mad yolk, hes a dirty little fekr. You hear me? Yer a knacker!

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The Flood / Re: ITT: Post good beers.
« on: May 03, 2015, 07:24:13 PM »

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The Flood / Re: This is why we own concealed weapons
« on: May 03, 2015, 07:22:24 PM »
Because you know, raising your voice or shooting in the air is not enough to get someone's attention

Pointing a gun at someone would be enough to intimidate most people - no, you kill a man because who gives a shit - you gotta a gun so you go on a human safari.

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The Flood / Re: It feels so good not procrastinating
« on: May 03, 2015, 07:04:52 PM »
Slow and steady wins the race

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The Flood / Re: Sep7agon Picture Thread (Version 3.0)
« on: May 03, 2015, 07:17:53 AM »

Heil
A weeb furry wearing a Nazi uniform
While I don't care about the weeb and furry stuff, the Russian in me wants to hate you for the uniform.

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The Flood / Re: Only cowards use large weapons
« on: May 03, 2015, 07:02:12 AM »
Large swords DO have their use but you will be very slow with it.
what are the uses of a large sword
Jousting.
isn't that what a lance is
SSDD
what does SSDD mean?
Same shit different day
same shit different bucket
Um, sure...
I've never heard 'same shit different day', I've always said the different bucket thing
Its a military thing, you FNG.

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The Flood / Re: >people giving AoU 6/10 reviews
« on: May 03, 2015, 07:01:18 AM »

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The Flood / Re: Feminism in a nutshell
« on: May 03, 2015, 07:00:27 AM »
You know why the inferior gender will remain inferior? Because there will always be a superior gender over it. Sorry ladies, natural selection says you go back to the kitchen and make the floor shine.
But the kitchen floor is black
RP as a cop and do some cop things to the floor until its white from fear.
I'd be a terrible bad cop. I'm too shy.
"C-c-can you please stop breaking the law? Pwease? *blushes* "
I'm not really the blushy type, just really stuttery.
Misread that as sluttery
kek
Maximum overkek

Seriously though, who the hell has black floors? Are you a Satanist?
No, I just have a black kitchen floor
Tiles, I'm assuming.

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The Flood / Re: Feminism in a nutshell
« on: May 03, 2015, 06:07:25 AM »
You know why the inferior gender will remain inferior? Because there will always be a superior gender over it. Sorry ladies, natural selection says you go back to the kitchen and make the floor shine.
But the kitchen floor is black
RP as a cop and do some cop things to the floor until its white from fear.
I'd be a terrible bad cop. I'm too shy.
"C-c-can you please stop breaking the law? Pwease? *blushes* "
I'm not really the blushy type, just really stuttery.
Misread that as sluttery
kek
Maximum overkek

Seriously though, who the hell has black floors? Are you a Satanist?

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The Flood / Re: 90's thread.
« on: May 03, 2015, 06:04:06 AM »
Radical
YouTube


Look, its IngloriousWho lost in NY:
YouTube

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The Flood / Re: Only cowards use large weapons
« on: May 03, 2015, 05:58:30 AM »
Large swords DO have their use but you will be very slow with it.
what are the uses of a large sword
Jousting.
isn't that what a lance is
SSDD

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The Flood / Re: Feminism in a nutshell
« on: May 03, 2015, 05:57:22 AM »
You know why the inferior gender will remain inferior? Because there will always be a superior gender over it. Sorry ladies, natural selection says you go back to the kitchen and make the floor shine.
But the kitchen floor is black
RP as a cop and do some cop things to the floor until its white from fear.
I'd be a terrible bad cop. I'm too shy.
"C-c-can you please stop breaking the law? Pwease? *blushes* "
I'm not really the blushy type, just really stuttery.
Misread that as sluttery
kek

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The Flood / Re: Only cowards use large weapons
« on: May 03, 2015, 05:56:31 AM »
Large swords DO have their use but you will be very slow with it.
what are the uses of a large sword
Jousting.

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The Flood / Re: Feminism in a nutshell
« on: May 03, 2015, 05:54:50 AM »
You know why the inferior gender will remain inferior? Because there will always be a superior gender over it. Sorry ladies, natural selection says you go back to the kitchen and make the floor shine.
But the kitchen floor is black
RP as a cop and do some cop things to the floor until its white from fear.
I'd be a terrible bad cop. I'm too shy.
"C-c-can you please stop breaking the law? Pwease? *blushes* "

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The Flood / Re: Corgi thread
« on: May 03, 2015, 05:53:30 AM »
Aw, mommy with her babies

^_^

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