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8131
« on: May 14, 2015, 03:52:12 PM »
Never.
8132
« on: May 14, 2015, 02:55:37 PM »
"Sir can we have your ID for future reference?"
"No I want to stay anonymous, just call me 'Septagon'."
"Yeah, that sounds reasonable, I believe this is a legit emergency."
Maybe he said "My first name is Sept and my surename is Agon."
8133
« on: May 14, 2015, 01:35:58 PM »
The Signal had an interesting soundtrack.
8134
« on: May 14, 2015, 01:31:34 PM »
I usually only get wet because I always have to hold my shit during the sermon and my thighs get sweaty.
Ew, have some fucking decency.
8135
« on: May 14, 2015, 01:22:21 PM »
Only cuz one of the nuns use to flash her tits for me
hawt
8136
« on: May 14, 2015, 01:10:41 PM »
My name is PewDiePie and today I'm doing Le awkward Church moments gameplay
Like, subscribe and tickle my anus for more videos like these.
8137
« on: May 14, 2015, 11:16:15 AM »
Moscow, ew.
8138
« on: May 14, 2015, 11:09:07 AM »
Thanks Obama.
8139
« on: May 14, 2015, 11:07:00 AM »
Easily fixed by making it a 'no bike, skateboard, scooter golf cart zone'
8140
« on: May 14, 2015, 11:04:20 AM »
So what exactly didn't work?
8141
« on: May 14, 2015, 08:56:20 AM »
Talking / screaming in your sleep happens. Maybe that's what happened here.
With that said - prepare your anus for the second coming of Christ.
Butt it's already so worn out from his first coming...
Just the way he likes it.
8142
« on: May 14, 2015, 05:25:14 AM »
The face gets a 7 so she gets a 7.
Not bad.
8143
« on: May 14, 2015, 05:21:56 AM »
Talking / screaming in your sleep happens. Maybe that's what happened here.
With that said - prepare your anus for the second coming of Christ.
8144
« on: May 14, 2015, 05:11:37 AM »
I should not be laughing - but hey, there is no god so no one can send me to hell that doesn't exist.
That's where you're wrong. Hell can absolutely exist, but you let your atheist ignorance get the better of you.
If this world isn't hell, frankly I don't see how any world can get more fucked up and evil.
Death mean peace.
I'm sure that's what a lot of atheists thought before they got to Hell.
Pray harder for my salvation.
8145
« on: May 13, 2015, 07:29:39 PM »
Now in 3D and in space.
8146
« on: May 13, 2015, 07:27:45 PM »
fuck my uncle
8147
« on: May 13, 2015, 06:11:53 PM »
I always said - its only gay if you want it to be.
8148
« on: May 13, 2015, 06:09:29 PM »
I should not be laughing - but hey, there is no god so no one can send me to hell that doesn't exist.
That's where you're wrong. Hell can absolutely exist, but you let your atheist ignorance get the better of you.
If this world isn't hell, frankly I don't see how any world can get more fucked up and evil. Death mean peace.
8149
« on: May 13, 2015, 06:07:30 PM »
Use illustrator rather than photoshop, don't be a fucking pleb.
Or go hipster and use Paint.net.
you're not a real hipster until you use an obscure website with shitty tools
That's why I use HxD to edit images byte by byte and then upload the result to so.cl
8150
« on: May 13, 2015, 11:33:16 AM »
3.69  Well, math but w/e
8151
« on: May 13, 2015, 11:30:57 AM »
I should not be laughing - but hey, there is no god so no one can send me to hell that doesn't exist.
8152
« on: May 13, 2015, 11:28:51 AM »
Your school has neon lights in the window of your cafeteria?
Douche community college.
8153
« on: May 13, 2015, 11:18:06 AM »
Wheres Moonman when you need him?
8154
« on: May 13, 2015, 11:16:37 AM »
Obama got nobel peace prize
I cried.
8155
« on: May 13, 2015, 08:23:14 AM »
I wonder if any of Mr. Happy's relatives showed up in court as witnesses.
8156
« on: May 13, 2015, 07:50:50 AM »
How did you get 1000 already?
8157
« on: May 13, 2015, 04:12:42 AM »
Also, is there a touch screen?
Windows 8 doesn't really work without it.
absolutely false
I wouldn't pay more than $600 for that thing
lol
Um actually, Windows 8.1 was updated for better Mouse & Keyboard interaction. The original Windows 8 felt like trying ot use a dry vagina.
8158
« on: May 13, 2015, 04:09:02 AM »
Did he died?
8159
« on: May 13, 2015, 04:04:13 AM »
If you think they're evil, wait until you encounter women.
8160
« on: May 12, 2015, 05:22:29 PM »
Nothing.
Had to speak to some social workers today but that's it.
they found you at the playground again?
can't stop won't stop
Now that's a hobby I can get behind and in front and in and out and in and more in out and in again...
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