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The Flood / Re: Is Jive Turkey the most alpha specimen on Sep7agon?
« on: May 15, 2015, 07:12:27 AM »
And what use are you to society?

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The Flood / Re: TFW B.net groups are dead
« on: May 15, 2015, 05:16:54 AM »
I shouldn't post here because I was never on b.net... But what was so great about b.net? (Please don't hate me for asking)
There were a lot of people there so regardless of the timezone the activity was always high.

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The Flood / Re: Did you ever get a boner while in Church?
« on: May 14, 2015, 07:10:51 PM »
I don't go to church. God doesn't exist.
There are different churches you know...

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The Flood / Re: Did you ever get a boner while in Church?
« on: May 14, 2015, 06:50:06 PM »
If I could get boners then I would have back in the day when I attended church. I had a huge crush on one of the pastors because he was so damn hot. I'm a sinner for thinking of fucking him in church.
damn, guurl

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The Flood / Re: lol a bunch of local street racers got busted
« on: May 14, 2015, 03:55:34 PM »
At least their cars are nice. The boys here race in something like this

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The Flood / Re: I just realized Fairly Odd Parents is still going.
« on: May 14, 2015, 03:52:50 PM »
Haven't seen a single episode.

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The Flood / Re: Peace
« on: May 14, 2015, 03:52:12 PM »
Never.

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The Flood / Re: Which one of you British fuckers tried to swat me?
« on: May 14, 2015, 02:55:37 PM »
"Sir can we have your ID for future reference?"

"No I want to stay anonymous, just call me 'Septagon'."

"Yeah, that sounds reasonable, I believe this is a legit emergency."

Maybe he said "My first name is Sept and my surename is Agon."

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The Flood / Re: Best film soundtracks
« on: May 14, 2015, 01:35:58 PM »
The Signal had an interesting soundtrack.

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The Flood / Re: Did you ever get a boner while in Church?
« on: May 14, 2015, 01:31:34 PM »
I usually only get wet because I always have to hold my shit during the sermon and my thighs get sweaty.
Ew, have some fucking decency.

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The Flood / Re: Did you ever get a boner while in Church?
« on: May 14, 2015, 01:22:21 PM »
Only cuz one of the nuns use to flash her tits for me
hawt

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The Flood / Did you ever get a boner while in Church?
« on: May 14, 2015, 01:10:41 PM »
My name is PewDiePie and today I'm doing Le awkward Church moments gameplay

Like, subscribe and tickle my anus for more videos like these.

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Moscow, ew.

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The Flood / Re: #fatpride #rapeculture
« on: May 14, 2015, 11:09:07 AM »
Thanks Obama.

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The Flood / Re: Walkways are oppressive, apparently
« on: May 14, 2015, 11:07:00 AM »
Easily fixed by making it a 'no bike, skateboard, scooter golf cart zone'

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So what exactly didn't work?

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The Flood / Re: oh fuck
« on: May 14, 2015, 08:56:20 AM »
Talking / screaming in your sleep happens. Maybe that's what happened here.

With that said - prepare your anus for the second coming of Christ.
Butt it's already so worn out from his first coming...
Just the way he likes it.

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The Flood / Re: You find her attractive?
« on: May 14, 2015, 05:25:14 AM »
The face gets a 7 so she gets a 7.

Not bad.

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The Flood / Re: oh fuck
« on: May 14, 2015, 05:21:56 AM »
Talking / screaming in your sleep happens. Maybe that's what happened here.

With that said - prepare your anus for the second coming of Christ.

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The Flood / Re: What actually happened on 9/11?
« on: May 14, 2015, 05:11:37 AM »
I should not be laughing - but hey, there is no god so no one can send me to hell that doesn't exist.

That's where you're wrong. Hell can absolutely exist, but you let your atheist ignorance get the better of you.
If this world isn't hell, frankly I don't see how any world can get more fucked up and evil.
Death mean peace.
I'm sure that's what a lot of atheists thought before they got to Hell.
Pray harder for my salvation.

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The Flood / Re: Me Draw Return of the Jews
« on: May 13, 2015, 07:29:39 PM »
Now in 3D and in space.

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The Flood / Re: Boop
« on: May 13, 2015, 07:27:45 PM »
fuck my uncle

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The Flood / Re: ITT i show u how to get bitches
« on: May 13, 2015, 06:11:53 PM »
I always said - its only gay if you want it to be.

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The Flood / Re: What actually happened on 9/11?
« on: May 13, 2015, 06:09:29 PM »
I should not be laughing - but hey, there is no god so no one can send me to hell that doesn't exist.

That's where you're wrong. Hell can absolutely exist, but you let your atheist ignorance get the better of you.
If this world isn't hell, frankly I don't see how any world can get more fucked up and evil.
Death mean peace.

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The Flood / Re: Does anybody know how to create custom nameplates?
« on: May 13, 2015, 06:07:30 PM »
Use illustrator rather than photoshop, don't be a fucking pleb.
Or go hipster and use Paint.net.
you're not a real hipster until you use an obscure website with shitty tools
That's why I use HxD to edit images byte by byte and then upload the result to so.cl

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The Flood / Re: So I guess I only post 13 times per day
« on: May 13, 2015, 11:33:16 AM »
3.69



Well, math but w/e

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The Flood / Re: What actually happened on 9/11?
« on: May 13, 2015, 11:30:57 AM »
I should not be laughing - but hey, there is no god so no one can send me to hell that doesn't exist.

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Your school has neon lights in the window of your cafeteria?
Douche community college.

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Wheres Moonman when you need him?

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