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Messages - FatherlyNick - fuck putin

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6812
Its all cuz of dem vidya gaems, eye tell's ya.

6813
Hurr durr I have assburgers

6814
The Flood / Re: I have a confession
« on: August 15, 2015, 04:08:09 PM »
I'm actually not a misogynistic paedophile. What a shock, I know.

6815
The Flood / Re: WOOF! WOOF! ZOOPALS!
« on: August 15, 2015, 04:06:13 PM »
someone needs to post bane and cia onto one of these plates

i see potential here
for you

6816
Gaming / Re: Twitch plays Dark Souls
« on: August 15, 2015, 03:23:07 PM »
How can a website play a game?

6817
The Flood / Re: Lmao I just ate two crowns of broccoli
« on: August 15, 2015, 03:22:06 PM »
Did you followed them up with the three finger manoeuvre?

6818
The Flood / Re: WOOF! WOOF! ZOOPALS!
« on: August 15, 2015, 02:54:18 PM »
uh...
wat?

6819
The Flood / Re: Pizza
« on: August 15, 2015, 02:31:00 PM »
The first one confirms the Dick law

Give anyone the ability to draw and the first thing they draw is a dick.

6820
The Flood / Re: Well, I tanked my A-levels
« on: August 15, 2015, 01:49:32 PM »
Still going to school

Aw, that's cute.

6821
The Flood / Re: just moved into my dorm AMAA
« on: August 15, 2015, 01:47:19 PM »
Did you label all your stuff yet?

If not, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!

6822
The Flood / Re: When I Grow Up
« on: August 12, 2015, 03:18:18 PM »
omg, who's the q-tea in the picture?

6823
sometimes

6825
The Flood / Re: 
« on: August 10, 2015, 06:29:06 PM »
Funny you show up like 24 hours after a thread that asks people "who they want to see return."

6826
The Flood / Re: My new gimmick
« on: August 10, 2015, 03:23:41 AM »

Fake and gay

6827
The Flood / Re: can we get an "oh" thread going?
« on: August 10, 2015, 03:16:22 AM »
oh
Spoiler
no you didn't.

6828
The Flood / Re: No Russian
« on: August 09, 2015, 06:20:20 PM »
in Germany, if you shoot a civilian the mission will fail.
lmao
Yeah, I went through the German safety training at work recently and they basically listed the things Germany would find offensive in a game. Along with the expected nazi symbols there was ragdolling corpses, shooting unarmed people, excessive dismemberment etc. Its basically Australia v2.0
What is that place? Nazi Germany?
The censorship board in Germany is very strict when it comes to video games.

6829
The Flood / Re: People who fake accents...
« on: August 09, 2015, 06:10:13 PM »
As Russian as I am, I do not have a Russian accent. Anyone who heard me talk can confirm.

*in Russian accent* However, I can fake it relatively well, but it feels so unnatural to me.

6830
The Flood / Re: No Russian
« on: August 09, 2015, 04:57:25 PM »
That shit was justified though.

They were all commies. I killed them all like a patriot.
CYKA

6831
The Flood / Re: Guess what I'm drinking
« on: August 09, 2015, 04:56:17 PM »
fizzy honey.

6832
The Flood / Re: What a time to be alive.
« on: August 09, 2015, 04:35:34 PM »
What kid does that?!

I have never seen ONE kid bonk their head on a doorknob.

But anyway, japanese inventions anyone?

Wasn't that in china though?
Yes, but c'mon. You know it was conceived in Japan.

6833
The Flood / Re: What a time to be alive.
« on: August 09, 2015, 04:26:58 PM »
What kid does that?!

I have never seen ONE kid bonk their head on a doorknob.

But anyway, japanese inventions anyone?


I like how Elegiac when tame with a robot apple thing...


And you went full blown sex toy.
Hey, hey! Its an automated sperm bank collector. science
Uhm, I just posted whatever came to mind, and now I'm tame.

We both protest your perception of us, pip. You're full of shit.
WTF did you say about pip?!

6834
The Flood / Re: No Russian
« on: August 09, 2015, 04:25:54 PM »
in Germany, if you shoot a civilian the mission will fail.
lmao
Yeah, I went through the German safety training at work recently and they basically listed the things Germany would find offensive in a game. Along with the expected nazi symbols there was ragdolling corpses, shooting unarmed people, excessive dismemberment etc. Its basically Australia v2.0

6835
Gaming / Re: Halo 5 is fucking garbage
« on: August 09, 2015, 04:23:33 PM »
An if the game wasn't able to hit 60, that would do wonders more for bad press than removal of a feature that isn't vital.

But why did they not reserve 30 fps to split-screen? Its totally possible for a game to have separate frame-rates for separate modes. I think it wasn't a technical decision but either a design or a business one.

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The Flood / Re: Thoughts on this?
« on: August 09, 2015, 04:21:36 PM »
That ape ain't monkeying around - its fabulous.

6837
The Flood / Re: What a time to be alive.
« on: August 09, 2015, 04:16:55 PM »
What kid does that?!

I have never seen ONE kid bonk their head on a doorknob.

But anyway, japanese inventions anyone?


I like how Elegiac when tame with a robot apple thing...


And you went full blown sex toy.
Hey, hey! Its an automated sperm bank collector. science

6838
The Flood / Re: What a time to be alive.
« on: August 09, 2015, 04:14:23 PM »
What kid does that?!

I have never seen ONE kid bonk their head on a doorknob.

But anyway, japanese inventions anyone?

6839
The Flood / Re: No Russian
« on: August 09, 2015, 04:11:02 PM »
in Germany, if you shoot a civilian the mission will fail.

6840
The Flood / Re: Deez Nuts though
« on: August 09, 2015, 02:03:52 PM »
Apply liberally to meat

Funny, I actually sometimes put this on meat (not all the time)
So you use it as a meatRUB?
=|

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