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The Flood / Re: Punk girl get's a "make-under", is actually attractive
« on: August 22, 2015, 04:21:26 PM »
"Stunner"

yeah... if you're into big ladies

6724
The Flood / Re: Memers Guild
« on: August 22, 2015, 04:06:38 PM »
Where do memes go to die?

6725
So what feminist stopped it from happening?

6726
The Flood / Re: Fuck I want dat money...
« on: August 22, 2015, 04:03:55 PM »

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Gaming / Re: Warframe is a terrible game
« on: August 22, 2015, 04:02:05 PM »
It makes great porn though. Just think of all the crazy shit you'd experience when in those suits and banging. Like the way they'd enhance the feeling of sex by stimulating specific nerves and possibly syncing your nervous system up with the operator of the other warframe, so that way you know what the other person want. Crazy shit.
Spoiler
I've put way too much thought into this.
This is fan fiction tier.
Then get writing, boy.
*writes jizztacular fanfic*
When you post it, I better be the first one to read it.
I'll PM you the director's cut edition with behind the scenes features.

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The Flood / Re: Fuck I want dat money...
« on: August 22, 2015, 03:58:40 PM »

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Gaming / Re: Warframe is a terrible game
« on: August 22, 2015, 03:56:36 PM »
It makes great porn though. Just think of all the crazy shit you'd experience when in those suits and banging. Like the way they'd enhance the feeling of sex by stimulating specific nerves and possibly syncing your nervous system up with the operator of the other warframe, so that way you know what the other person want. Crazy shit.
Spoiler
I've put way too much thought into this.
This is fan fiction tier.
Then get writing, boy.
*writes jizztacular fanfic*

6730
The Flood / Re: removal of all oh posters
« on: August 22, 2015, 03:52:44 PM »
Oh
OH
OH yeah baby
oh
OH

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Gaming / Re: Warframe is a terrible game
« on: August 22, 2015, 03:51:30 PM »
It makes great porn though. Just think of all the crazy shit you'd experience when in those suits and banging. Like the way they'd enhance the feeling of sex by stimulating specific nerves and possibly syncing your nervous system up with the operator of the other warframe, so that way you know what the other person want. Crazy shit.
Spoiler
I've put way too much thought into this.
This is fan fiction tier.

6732
Gaming / Re: Warframe is a terrible game
« on: August 22, 2015, 03:50:54 PM »
Nice try, Verbatim.

6733
The Flood / Re: This must stop
« on: August 22, 2015, 04:08:24 AM »
But first, FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY!

6734
The Flood / Re: Ever put your fingers in your butt
« on: August 22, 2015, 04:06:46 AM »
Only on accident.

Spoiler
oopsy =)

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The Flood / Re: B.net is awful.
« on: August 22, 2015, 04:02:40 AM »
It's not even just the site layout that's bad. The newfags on #Offtopic are absolutely retarded. You can't funpost without tagging #Satire, or they'll get obscenely buttflustered. That's like the equivalent of two mates IRL poking fun at each other, and then having to say "Oh yeah man, it's just banter." each time.
Its just a prank, bro. Social experiment, m8.

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The Flood / Re: tfw parents agree there isnt anything to eat at home
« on: August 21, 2015, 08:27:58 PM »
if you're above the age of 14 and haven't moved out yet or pay at least 70% of your parent's rent you're a waste of oxygen tbh
If you didn't get laid when you got your first boner - you pretty much lost at life.

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The Flood / Re: B.net is awful.
« on: August 21, 2015, 08:23:15 PM »
Funny enough, ever since you disappeared - that place has been gradually dissolving. I don't even go there anymore.

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The Flood / Re: tfw parents agree there isnt anything to eat at home
« on: August 21, 2015, 08:22:02 PM »
If you are above 18 and still live with parents AND you don't work - you are a waste of space.

OT: idk, they just do.
but what if im 19 and was working until recently, but go to college
You're in the clear.

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The Flood / Re: Gay pornstars be like.
« on: August 21, 2015, 08:06:19 PM »
Gentlemen, behold...CORN!!!!!

Would you like butter with that?

6740
The Flood / Re: Let's talk about Lemön
« on: August 21, 2015, 07:51:35 PM »
Lets talk about users who change their names more often than their moms change their tampons, eh?

6741
Gaming / Re: Only betas play GoW
« on: August 21, 2015, 07:49:59 PM »
I would rather become beta than become legend.
What is that a reference to?
Destiny.
Ah, no wonder I didn't get it.
The game, nor the reference

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Gaming / Re: Only betas play GoW
« on: August 21, 2015, 07:48:30 PM »
I would rather become beta than become legend.
But, how can you become what you already are?
By remaining the way he is.

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Gaming / Re: Only betas play GoW
« on: August 21, 2015, 07:42:25 PM »
I would rather become beta than become legend.
What is that a reference to?

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The Flood / Re: hello bros
« on: August 21, 2015, 07:37:57 PM »
OMG,

=))))
plz play FNAF 69!!!

lyk dis comnt if ur a singul gurl, ayyY?


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The Flood / Re: Because the Skype Chat is torn
« on: August 21, 2015, 07:36:14 PM »
idk, have a cheeky panda instead.

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The Flood / Re: tfw parents agree there isnt anything to eat at home
« on: August 21, 2015, 07:33:23 PM »
If you are above 18 and still live with parents AND you don't work - you are a waste of space.

OT: idk, they just do.

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The Flood / Re: Eeerectin' a dispenser
« on: August 21, 2015, 07:15:01 PM »
old meme

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The Flood / Re: this guy slaps your GF's ass at gamestop
« on: August 21, 2015, 06:12:22 PM »
Not a nerve gas victim. As the name implies - it affects nerves. This guy is a chemical burn victim - and a BAD chemical burn. Like holy fuck I wanna see some 'before' images.

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Gaming / Re: Only betas play GoW
« on: August 21, 2015, 05:45:03 PM »
Glad they know their fanbase

This is a 100% unedited screencap. Is "Become a beta" like a thing?

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