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The Flood / Re: If you could pick your neighbours...
« on: August 23, 2015, 05:33:38 PM »
Russians, just in hope that maybe they'll have a hot Russian daughter.
You sir, have a good taste. Slav ladies got it goin' on.

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The Flood / Re: Welp, it finally happened.
« on: August 23, 2015, 05:30:22 PM »
Son, trust me - you'll be fine.
Start looking for work though.
I have a job. The only thing I need is my own transportation but I'm looking into a cheap moped.
That's good. You'll need the money - but other than that, enjoy your independence.

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The Flood / If you could pick your neighbours...
« on: August 23, 2015, 05:28:10 PM »
Would you rather have black people or Russians/Slavs as neighbours, eh?

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The Flood / Re: Welp, it finally happened.
« on: August 23, 2015, 05:23:48 PM »
Son, trust me - you'll be fine.
Start looking for work though.

6695
Gaming / Re: Why do people even give DSP any attention
« on: August 23, 2015, 05:00:44 PM »
Digital Signal Processing is VERY important. No wonder people give shit about it.

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The Flood / Re: Ever put your fingers in your butt
« on: August 23, 2015, 02:22:38 PM »
i'm not into buttplay like that, but i've scratched my balls and taken a whiff plenty of times
I thought every guy did that

How else are you gonna know if you're fresh or not

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"Stunner"

yeah... if you're into big ladies

She's not that big. Not to the point of being unattractive.
for you.
I'm guessing intercourse would be extremely painful.
Unless hes a big guy.

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The Flood / Re: 29 year old wants to do me tomorrow
« on: August 23, 2015, 02:02:49 PM »
man, that sucks.

bitch didn't even have the courtesy to say she got a headache or had to go to a funeral or some shit like that...

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The Flood / Re: Punk girl get's a "make-under", is actually attractive
« on: August 23, 2015, 02:00:31 PM »
"Stunner"

yeah... if you're into big ladies

She's not that big. Not to the point of being unattractive.
for you.

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Played the zavod (which means factory btw) night mission, was dark as fuck. Felt very different.

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The Flood / Re: Popular things that you dislike
« on: August 23, 2015, 01:09:57 PM »
Verbatim the thread.
OT: idk, lol.

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The Flood / Re: removal of all oh posters
« on: August 23, 2015, 05:20:37 AM »


please help to the cause by spamming this image mercilessly and endlessly to all oh threads (even though it says not to)
this violates the meme convention
Do memes have their own Geneva and UN observes to see that all memes are used fairly and no banned memes are posted?
yes
oh

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The Flood / Re: Having sex with a 29 year old tomorrow
« on: August 22, 2015, 09:08:45 PM »
It's the one on the left.

EDIT: LOL KNEW IT

Gross, dude, have some standards. If you can get one girl you can get another, slightly better one. Millions, if not billions of people are out there.
Lol, a guy has needs mah nigga. You try being almost 24 and never getting laid. It will make you do crazy things. And I already told her I have no experience and she doesn't care.
aw

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The Flood / Re: When type of pizza do you order
« on: August 22, 2015, 08:11:07 PM »
Quote
When type of pizza do you order
Sometimes.

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The Flood / Re: The insects
« on: August 22, 2015, 08:09:41 PM »
huh?

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The Flood / Re: I got removed from the skype group
« on: August 22, 2015, 07:47:54 PM »
yeah um since you keep flooding the chat with random people, you've been banned from it
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The Flood / Re: removal of all oh posters
« on: August 22, 2015, 07:05:59 PM »


please help to the cause by spamming this image mercilessly and endlessly to all oh threads (even though it says not to)
this violates the meme convention
Do memes have their own Geneva and UN observes to see that all memes are used fairly and no banned memes are posted?

6708
The Flood / Re: I got removed from the skype group
« on: August 22, 2015, 07:03:38 PM »
Me tohoh

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Gaming / Re: Warframe is a terrible game
« on: August 22, 2015, 05:30:17 PM »
Great porn tho
What is this porn that everyone keeps talking about?
Check out this tumblr called "watchewant" or something like that and you'll find out
Will do.

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Gaming / Re: Warframe is a terrible game
« on: August 22, 2015, 05:03:09 PM »
Great porn tho
What is this porn that everyone keeps talking about?

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The Flood / Re: This must stop
« on: August 22, 2015, 05:02:20 PM »
I bet those things would be great for up skirts.
<.<

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The Flood / Re: Just liberated myself from a two year relationship
« on: August 22, 2015, 05:01:07 PM »
and I just witnessed a relationship starting today.

what a contrast.

anyway...
wanna fuck?

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The Flood / Re: Punk girl get's a "make-under", is actually attractive
« on: August 22, 2015, 04:21:26 PM »
"Stunner"

yeah... if you're into big ladies

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The Flood / Re: Memers Guild
« on: August 22, 2015, 04:06:38 PM »
Where do memes go to die?

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So what feminist stopped it from happening?

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The Flood / Re: Fuck I want dat money...
« on: August 22, 2015, 04:03:55 PM »

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Gaming / Re: Warframe is a terrible game
« on: August 22, 2015, 04:02:05 PM »
It makes great porn though. Just think of all the crazy shit you'd experience when in those suits and banging. Like the way they'd enhance the feeling of sex by stimulating specific nerves and possibly syncing your nervous system up with the operator of the other warframe, so that way you know what the other person want. Crazy shit.
Spoiler
I've put way too much thought into this.
This is fan fiction tier.
Then get writing, boy.
*writes jizztacular fanfic*
When you post it, I better be the first one to read it.
I'll PM you the director's cut edition with behind the scenes features.

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