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The Flood / Re: Hey Ender
« on: October 15, 2015, 06:40:10 PM »
Holy shit guys

Stop flirting with the fifteen year old.

That's my fuckin job.
And my job is to seduce them.
This is my huntingplayground, son.
Playground? Oh shit! I'm not supposed to be near these things!
*runs away*

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Gaming / Re: Top Villains in games?
« on: October 15, 2015, 06:39:01 PM »
Eggman because he's a feminist


Eggman is a feminist?

This is Sonic fan-fic level shit. Appropriately so.

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The Flood / Re: Hey Ender
« on: October 15, 2015, 06:36:07 PM »
Holy shit guys

Stop flirting with the fifteen year old.

That's my fuckin job.
And my job is to seduce them.

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Gaming / Re: Post a game ending without saying what game it is.
« on: October 15, 2015, 06:24:17 PM »
Your beloved pet's head ends up on a spike.

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The Flood / Re: Hey Ender
« on: October 15, 2015, 06:21:02 PM »
tfw bae doesn't make thread saying 'hey' to you

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Quote
Just saw the most beautiful girl
well that's not possible because we didn't meet
Haha, how modest of you.

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If you don't want to be spoiled, whatever you do DO NOT watch the stream that is going on. It's only Missions 1, 2, 3 and 8 but there have already been HEAVY spoilers.
Not watching anything H5 related for a while.

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Gaming / Re: Games you should have beat by now, but haven't
« on: October 15, 2015, 10:11:04 AM »
Parasite eve 2

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Gaming / Re: Post a game ending without saying what game it is.
« on: October 15, 2015, 09:15:09 AM »
You aren't playing as who you thought you were playing as, you were in fact playing as a character from a previous game who turned out to be you all along.
Spoiler
Crisis 2?
Fix'd

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Gaming / Re: Top Villains in games?
« on: October 15, 2015, 07:52:29 AM »


Honorable mention
Let your thoughts drift.
You are not cold.
Listen to your heart beat.

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Gaming / Re: Post a game ending without saying what game it is.
« on: October 15, 2015, 06:34:57 AM »
"whats your name, soldier?"
"T*****".

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Gaming / Post a game ending without saying what game it is.
« on: October 15, 2015, 06:15:42 AM »
Obviously dont mention any character names or game specific terminology.

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The Flood / Re: STOP
« on: October 15, 2015, 05:31:40 AM »
Nice mem, might.

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The Flood / Re: Wake up people!
« on: October 15, 2015, 03:08:28 AM »
So you're saying you have no friends IRL. Because people who admit they fuck horses are generally pretty disliked.
Shut up, horse vag is best vag.

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I have most of you, don't I?

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Halo 5 spoiler

Spoiler
Chief returns as a playable character
Fuck! WHY DID YOU POST THIS?!

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Gaming / Re: Top Villains in games?
« on: October 14, 2015, 07:15:13 PM »
Also


Hank Hill? How is he a villain?

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The Flood / Re: Today is a dark day
« on: October 14, 2015, 07:14:01 PM »
Discussion value through the roof.

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The Flood / Re: The date went bad, what do you do?
« on: October 14, 2015, 07:12:36 PM »
That's impossible.

If they are on a date with me, that means they passed thorough screening and evaluation to get to that point. Everything else is 'fixable'

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The Flood / Re: Flood, I got kittens!
« on: October 14, 2015, 07:09:54 PM »
Dogs are better
So how about you stop being a bitch?

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Provided the party system isn't fucked when the game launches, wanna form a Sep7 Warzone/Arena dream team?
Dream Team  8)

I'm down
as long as we're clan 'The Flood'

I'm in.

or "Sep7agon"
That works too.

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The Flood / Re: If you had to pick a user to fuck your mom?
« on: October 14, 2015, 06:55:43 PM »
These fucking threads...

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The Flood / Re: We users aren't the Flood
« on: October 14, 2015, 06:53:01 PM »
Would it help if I made you wet?

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The Flood / Re: Flood, I got kittens!
« on: October 14, 2015, 01:46:19 PM »
OMG OMG OMG

MY OVARIES!!!

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The Flood / Re: happy birthday icy
« on: October 14, 2015, 01:41:13 PM »
Who?

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Provided the party system isn't fucked when the game launches, wanna form a Sep7 Warzone/Arena dream team?
Dream Team  8)

I'm down
as long as we're clan 'The Flood'

I'm in.

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The Flood / Re: r8 my lunch fam
« on: October 14, 2015, 11:17:24 AM »
Not chick-fil-a/10
That would be a 60 mile drive to the nearest one
Cheeky 60 mile drive 👌

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The Flood / Re: Kid drops the DDT on a bully
« on: October 13, 2015, 07:09:19 PM »
Four on one? c'mon, these guys are doing it wrong.

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The Flood / Re: Has anyone else given up on watching movies?
« on: October 13, 2015, 05:06:15 PM »
I hear about stuff thanks to some YouTube shows I watch. Also, people here often discuss hype around some upcoming movies or their impressions of a movie they saw recently in the cinema. What I no longer watch is TV. I don't know what series are out there and what new 'talent' show is on.

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The Flood / Re: How do you deal with straight edges?
« on: October 13, 2015, 04:55:16 PM »
She probably does normie stuff, like watch soaps and play CandyCrush.

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