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6031
« on: October 24, 2015, 07:09:24 AM »
Your mom still loves you.
6032
« on: October 24, 2015, 06:24:51 AM »
Nope
6033
« on: October 24, 2015, 06:15:58 AM »
This was while I was in LA
I'm in a frozen yoghurt store, filling up my cup with different flavours. The way the machine works is - you pull a lever and after about 10-15 seconds the yoghurt starts pouring out. So I come up to the mango flavour and pull on the lever. After about 5 seconds of nothing happening, this lady in her 50s says "It's not rocket science, it might be empty - have you ever considered that?"
I was is such a shock that I just gave her this look and smiled like 'fuck you bitch', went to the till and paid.
WTF is your problem lady?
6034
« on: October 24, 2015, 06:08:29 AM »
ill shit on your dick
Oh bby, don't tease like that.
6035
« on: October 24, 2015, 05:56:46 AM »
Tempted to just watch the whole campaign on YouTube like I did with Halo 4, but I think I'll wait this time.
Don't do it!
6036
« on: October 24, 2015, 05:55:52 AM »
I'm not even mad, bro.
6037
« on: October 24, 2015, 05:55:30 AM »
Jokes on you I'll clench really hard
Thats just the way he likes it.
6038
« on: October 24, 2015, 05:34:14 AM »
Heh, whenever I walk my dog he'll walk a certain distance then he'll sit and refuse to move. That's when I'll have to carry him.
Does it all the time except when I take him to the beach. He loves it there but is scared shitless of the water when it splashes near his feet.
Aw ^.^
6039
« on: October 24, 2015, 05:33:24 AM »
Wild berries.
Just like me.
6040
« on: October 24, 2015, 05:19:21 AM »
I'm not as worried about young people's behavior in 20 years so much as the possibility of most adults having severe vision issues due to spending half their time looking at screens, and the inevitable rise in shard monkeys shitting out 8 kids and contributing to a decline in first world literacy rates, unemployment and unsustainable population growth.
WW3 will fix all that.
6041
« on: October 24, 2015, 04:04:03 AM »
Is that an old-timey video camera?
6042
« on: October 24, 2015, 03:55:44 AM »
Pics, or didn't happen.
6043
« on: October 24, 2015, 03:54:56 AM »
I'm not a girl.
W-w-whaaaaaaaat? =O
6044
« on: October 23, 2015, 04:13:39 PM »
I want to know what music Jive finds okay or even likes. I bet that guy is much more open minded when it comes music than you bow wearing, checkered-shirt, brace wearing pimple cowered introverted sociopath phaggots.
He listens to the same shit that people like Starch listen to, IIRC.
And what does Starch listen to?
Drake and Co.
mah nigga.
6045
« on: October 23, 2015, 04:12:59 PM »
OP, please don't wear a seat belt next time.
6046
« on: October 23, 2015, 04:11:16 PM »
I want to know what music Jive finds okay or even likes. I bet that guy is much more open minded when it comes music than you bow wearing, checkered-shirt, brace wearing pimple cowered introverted sociopath phaggots.
He listens to the same shit that people like Starch listen to, IIRC.
And what does Starch listen to?
6047
« on: October 23, 2015, 04:08:56 PM »
I want to know what music Jive finds okay or even likes. I bet that guy is much more open minded when it comes music than you bow wearing, checkered-shirt, brace wearing pimple cowered introverted sociopath phaggots.
6048
« on: October 23, 2015, 03:45:13 PM »
Why do you hate other's taste? Its not like its part of you, don't feel like them listening to bad music is an attack on you.
=)
6049
« on: October 23, 2015, 05:00:49 AM »
I don't want to talk about it...
6050
« on: October 23, 2015, 04:46:51 AM »
What planet do you live on that has a 22nd month?
A planet that puts the date format correctly.
Do you guys also have a measuring system that isn't shit and painful to use and a healthcare system that cares about human life more than guns?
Yes.
6051
« on: October 23, 2015, 04:41:40 AM »
There is always Reddit.
6052
« on: October 23, 2015, 03:02:29 AM »
My name is Nikolai.
That's enough of opening up for one thread.
6053
« on: October 23, 2015, 02:58:14 AM »
Of course.
6054
« on: October 22, 2015, 06:01:32 PM »
Do you want to play through all the Spops?
6055
« on: October 22, 2015, 01:49:12 PM »
Are elegaic and goots butt buddys now?
that way, they can't reproduce.
6056
« on: October 22, 2015, 01:47:32 PM »
You haven't looked good for years
Or ever
Waterekt
6057
« on: October 22, 2015, 01:45:45 PM »
What's a boy?
Its a people who have a dinky-doo in their micky-moo
6058
« on: October 22, 2015, 01:20:05 PM »
Latvia, Lithuania, Estonia, Russia, Ireland, US (L.A), Spain.
Its nice to get to see the world and meet people. Would travel more. Just need $$$$$$$$
6059
« on: October 22, 2015, 01:12:27 PM »
Inb4 its outdated in the next 7 months.
6060
« on: October 22, 2015, 11:33:17 AM »
Nice. Where is this?
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