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The Flood / Re: Aladdin Trailer
« on: February 18, 2019, 10:25:45 AM »
why is this so bad?
because it looks fucking atrocious, first of all

the casting is bad enough--jafar is notorious for being this intimidating and ham-fistedly evil fuck, super over the top, and he's one of the most iconic disney villains of all time because of it--so it doesn't make sense to cast him as this soft-spoken milquetoast motherfucker saying "bring me the lamp" with that soft and wet blanket-ass voice of his, like he's politely requesting the lamp, rather than coldly demanding it like jafar actually would

does that single bit from one scene mean the movie is guaranteed to be a piece of shit? no, but this is a TRAILER for the movie, so they specifically chose scenes that would get people excited to see the movie, and if that's the best they have, then that doesn't really bode well for the rest of the film (especially given their track record so far)

casting will smith as the genie was bad enough, but the special effect they used is genuinely one of the most laughably horrific things i've ever seen in my entire life, and i'm trying my hardest not to exaggerate--it's fucking baaaaaad, bad bad bad, especially given that there are movies made in the 60s that have more convincing special effects

second, there's no reason to remake a movie that's already good

not only that, there's no reason to remake a movie that's timeless and will probably remain good for the rest of time

these movies are soulless cash-grabs and everyone knows it, but it would be so much less offensive if they actually pretended to give a singular shit

and the beauty and the beast remake was trash
Ah I can see those points, particularly with Jafar. But there is a reason to remake a movie that's already good - you get to share the story with more people and you have an updated audience. What didn't you like about Beauty and the Beast? I thought it was well done. Honestly I might just be dumb / low-IQ because I don't get the criticisms that so many people have.
If you just watch a movie and find it entertaining - nothing wrong with that. But start thinking about what you see critically - and it might start falling apart, the illusion wears off and all you see are tropes, clichés and banal bad writing.

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The Flood / Re: Aladdin Trailer
« on: February 18, 2019, 07:35:07 AM »
why is this so bad?

you can remake your old movies, I never got why people have such a particular problem with this idea

The Beauty and the Beast remake was amazing, why can't this be too?
Everyones a critic. With remakes of childhood media however, people hold it dear and seeing that thing remade and lose its magic makes people disappointed and angry.
Like, have you seen what they did to Thundercats?! Or Ben ten? Ghostbusters?

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The Flood / Re: Lickitung in "Detective Pikachu"
« on: February 18, 2019, 03:52:47 AM »
Looks like a burn victim. Hesus Kriste.

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The Flood / Re: music industry secret (do not share)
« on: February 18, 2019, 02:57:04 AM »
EY

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sex offender registration?

srsly, what registration are you talking about? What is it for?

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The Flood / Re: Meme thread
« on: February 15, 2019, 06:00:56 AM »
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Spotted on VK.

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The Flood / Re: Happy Valentine's day, my lovelies. <3
« on: February 14, 2019, 04:13:20 PM »
good thing my relationship ended before valentines came around, huh?
same

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The Flood / Happy Valentine's day, my lovelies. <3
« on: February 14, 2019, 07:46:23 AM »
Hugs and kisses. Keep those socks on.

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The Flood / Re: So... Wasteland
« on: February 13, 2019, 05:31:04 AM »

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Serious / Re: defend your most controversial belief
« on: February 12, 2019, 04:39:02 PM »
Countries who start wars / take part in wars should be made to accept refugees from the countries of that war.
But what if you exterminate everyone in the country you go to war with
Then you are a bad person and you get bad-end.

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Serious / Re: defend your most controversial belief
« on: February 12, 2019, 02:38:53 PM »
Countries who start wars / take part in wars should be made to accept refugees from the countries of that war.

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The Flood / Re: I really want Verbatim to find a nice girl.
« on: February 12, 2019, 09:25:04 AM »
Verbatim finding happiness isn't going to discredit his philosophies. I know that's what some of you are hoping for. One can hold pessimistic viewpoints and still maintain neurological normalcy.
I second this. Are people implying that Verb is not happy in his current state?

And a better question would be, do you know what happiness means to Verb?

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Gaming / Re: Join me on my quest to play all Castlevania games
« on: February 12, 2019, 04:57:13 AM »
Will you dab on stream if I sub?

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The Flood / Re: It's breaking my heart
« on: February 12, 2019, 03:52:42 AM »
You will find an even better one.

You got a PayPal fam? I can throw some buckeroos your way if you're actually struggling.

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The Flood / Re: I really want Verbatim to find a nice girl.
« on: February 12, 2019, 03:51:05 AM »
a girl or a girl(male)?
Casper, stop pushing your chicks-with-dicks agenda.

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You could always slip FBI crime statistics by race. That's a pretty solid prank.
woke

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Is rice a trashy food?

What about the brown variety?

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Gaming / Re: Assassino
« on: February 11, 2019, 03:12:29 PM »
Remember when Cortana died in Halo 4. ex dee?

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Save the meme thread into a PDF.
Present that.

But if you want something actually funny, idk... Fortnite dances?

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The Flood / Re: Verb... Is this you
« on: February 10, 2019, 08:50:49 AM »
You can't consent to everything that happens in your life. Sadly.

Things are even more complicated for the unborn since they cannot consent. Its even harder to consent to your own conception.

Potential slippery slope. Giving rights to the unborn. Potentially banning abortions because of it.
Case will definitely get dismissed or ruled in his favour and he will be executed - releasing him from the life he did not consent to.

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The Flood / Re: spartain ken 15
« on: February 09, 2019, 03:28:19 PM »
What is this? Reference to the latest comic?

YouTube

Nice diss track. Where buy?

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The Flood / Re: spartain ken 15
« on: February 08, 2019, 09:47:54 AM »
What is this? Reference to the latest comic?

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The Flood / Any last words?
« on: February 08, 2019, 09:26:44 AM »
How do want to die and what will be your last words?

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The Flood / Re: How the hell was this allowed in a kid's cartoon?
« on: February 08, 2019, 07:06:22 AM »
Is this a 90's kids nostalgia thread?

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Gaming / Re: Apex Legends
« on: February 08, 2019, 07:00:19 AM »
but can you floss?

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Gaming / Re: Halo Mega Thread
« on: February 07, 2019, 04:36:07 AM »
Halo Disneyland, eh?
Do you think they will have some key canonical events be exclusive to that place?

Halo Infinite comes out and you don't know who the characters are unless you go on some Halo rides in Outpost.

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The Flood / Re: Haven't seen chally in a while
« on: February 06, 2019, 10:17:39 AM »
With all those "I nearly died" threads, it was only a matter of time before someone actually died.
2019 is the end of the road lads. One by one we will disappear. Until only one true Sep7alad remains.

And it will be appropriate, because after all how else can you call someone who cheated death if not Cheat?

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Serious / Re: defend your most controversial belief
« on: February 06, 2019, 10:13:11 AM »
People who genuinely believe in god / gods should not be able to hold public office or serve as police officers or as members of the military, as their decisions can be influenced by their delusions.

I see no problem with pedophiles who watch cartoon / drawing / not-real-person porn. Offending pedophiles who are convicted with concrete evidence should be put to death.

Medicine / health care should be part of what you pay into taxes just like police. You should have to pay zero dollars if you need medical care (not including cosmetic stuff, of course) and it shouldn't be the bare minimum treatment like insurance companies currently like to pull.
Good points, but killing sick people is not the best solution. Segregate them from society sure, but killing them? idk.
Well, you're talking about someone who diddled a kid and was convicted in a make-believe world where pedophiles are 100% aware that if they get caught diddling kids they will die, so it sounds fair to me.
Seems just as unproductive as killing serial-killers or any other criminal tbh.

In the case of pedophiles and SKs though - they are disturbed individuals with obvious mental problems who would probably bring more good by being studied; maybe even cured or rehabilitated with some therapy.
That is of course me assuming that they don't have these urges by choice but by something more 'natural' and deep-rooted in their brain.


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Hurry up and overdose
never gonna happen
Would you do it for money?
Would I die for money?

Do you realize how dumb that sounds?
That's a lot of money you are turning away.

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