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The Flood / Re: I've come to the conclusion that all girls will cheat
« on: December 07, 2016, 02:06:01 PM »
Weren't you considering cheating on her first though mate
Nah that was just to get sep7agon upset. I'm not like that

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The Flood / Re: I've come to the conclusion that all girls will cheat
« on: December 07, 2016, 02:04:25 PM »
"hey man you gotta treat women like the sluts they are haha, they want to be treated like shit bro"

"why do girls keep cheating on me?? :'("
Who are you quoting lol? I treat all my women like goddesses yo

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The Flood / Re: I've come to the conclusion that all girls will cheat
« on: December 07, 2016, 02:03:30 PM »
I don't think you guys understand. Women act on emotion, what they say one day can be different than what they do the next because of how they feel. This isn't necessarily a bad thing

Even the most trustworthy girl can cheat if her emotions are all in the right place at the right time. This is hard to explain TBH.

Right now I'm trying to develop a sort of detached manner to this whole possibility. Sure I KNOW that she any girl I'm with might very well cheat, but I put my full trust in her while trying to stay detached about it enough that I won't be as hurt if it does happen.

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The Flood / I've come to the conclusion that all girls will cheat
« on: December 06, 2016, 04:02:55 PM »
Very sad but facts

My girl hasn't cheated on me yet but I'm not oblivious to the fact that it can and might happen

The only way to stop your girl from cheating is by being insanely possessive and watch their every move. And that's a shit relationship for both people. Just gotta accept the possibility and likeness of it happening

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The Flood / Re: I don't even know what the fuck to ask for for christmas
« on: December 05, 2016, 07:48:34 PM »
Nigga you're like 25 lol you shouldn't be asking for anything for Christmas

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WEN YOU WALK MY WAY HOPE IT GIVES YOU HELL HOPE IT GIVES YOU HELL

WHEN YOU FIND A MAN THATS WORTH A DAMN AND TREATS YOU WELL

THEN HE'S A FOOL YOU'RE JUST AS WELL HOPE IT GIVES YOU HELL

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I need $300-600 dollars ASAP

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The Flood / Re: Anything noteworthy to talk about tonight?
« on: December 04, 2016, 05:17:44 AM »
My girl is a horny submissive tight tan Latina sex freak

I'm gonna start a hormone cycle soon hehehe. Just need the money, might buy 2 vials to start and the rest later when I need them

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The Flood / Re: Real Talk: Why is everything so fucked?
« on: December 04, 2016, 05:12:25 AM »
I just wanna hug you man

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The Flood / Re: what we all wanna know: is verb a virgin
« on: December 03, 2016, 12:53:31 AM »
Damn imagine Verb falling in love..Would pay  to see that unfold

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The Flood / Re: Got dumped last night aw fuk bye
« on: December 03, 2016, 12:40:39 AM »
I'm back with her. It's great but now the power roles have shifted. It was 45/55 but now I'm dominating at 75/25

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The Flood / Re: Quick question
« on: December 03, 2016, 12:33:17 AM »
*eat pussy till the day I die crew*

ive found what works best IMO is using your entire mouth to kinda just suck on the entire thing while your tongue flicks around. I also like to apply pressure with the top of my lip to the top of her pussy and sometimes pop a finger in there ya knooooow

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The Flood / Re: Got dumped last night aw fuk bye
« on: December 01, 2016, 12:46:41 PM »
She keeps calling and sending me essay long messages

I wanna contact back SO BAD 😭

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The Flood / Re: Got dumped last night aw fuk bye
« on: November 30, 2016, 03:36:40 PM »
nobody could have predicted this
I predicted this from the start, I even made threads about it. Doesn't make it hurt any less
Just yanking your chain. Now what's your plan for dealing w/ this? you're a bigger guy than this.
I have no plan yet. Just gotta get through not contacting her I guess.

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The Flood / Re: Got dumped last night aw fuk bye
« on: November 30, 2016, 03:16:26 PM »
nobody could have predicted this
I predicted this from the start, I even made threads about it. Doesn't make it hurt any less

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The Flood / Got dumped last night aw fuk bye
« on: November 30, 2016, 03:12:58 PM »
Well not really dumped, it was sort of a mutual thing. Complicated story. She chose her long time ex over me. And I was okay with it at first, even happy almost. but now I feel sad as fuck. Like I'm walking through a haze.

I know I'll get over it which I take comfort in, but my present moment self is miserable. I've never had anything like this man, I'd literally spend entire days with her, Falling asleep and waking up to eachother. Spending the entire day in between with eachother. Sleeping  alone now sucks fucking dick fuck shit

We didn't end on a bad note. Its more unfinished than anything, and we both feel that. I do this whole "no contact" thing all the time that helps me get over the girl and it usually works. I told her that's how I'd be too. But I want nothing more right now than to talk to her. She keeps texting me tell me she can't do this and all she wants is to talk to me and I'm all she can think about, and that she knows I feel the same which I DO but I feel like I have to be strong and stick to my guns smh

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It's beginning to sound like you should have grudge fucked the other chick.

You haven't said what's your gal's type of crazy.
Underlying depression
Compulsive lying
Petty and paranoid

Just a few things I never picked up on early on. Very bad mix

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As crazy as it sounds I need Sol. Simon is the only one here who can really help. Otherwise I'm just thinking out loud

Your first choice for relationship advice is the homeless junkie?
LOL no wonder you're such a useless wreck
Dawg you're seriously a lame ass dude. Relax with your hostility towards me, I don't even give a second thought about you.

Sol has a perspective and experience that nobody else here can give except maybe Elegiac. It's hard to explain. He knows crazy.

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As crazy as it sounds I need Sol. Simon is the only one here who can really help. Otherwise I'm just thinking out loud

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that's an accomplishment tbh

 She is crazy. It's not her fault though.

Idkkk how much Deeper this rabbit hole can get. Not sure how much more I can handle without losing myself

My mind tells me to leave but something is keeping me here.

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The Flood / Re: And I won't let you choke
« on: November 26, 2016, 04:39:43 PM »
AND I WON'T LET YOU CHOKE

ON THIS DICK DEEP INSIDE YOUR THROAT WOOAAAAH WOOAAAAH
STOP

TURNING

MY

THREADS

SEXUAL

>:(

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The Flood / And I won't let you choke
« on: November 26, 2016, 04:34:41 PM »
ON THE NOOSE AROUND YOUR NECK

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The Flood / Re: eyebrow problems
« on: November 26, 2016, 03:22:05 AM »
Class get eyelash extensions

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The Flood / Re: eyebrow problems
« on: November 26, 2016, 03:20:31 AM »
Why wear clothes when it's all about the face~

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The Flood / Re: All I wanna do is stick this needle in my butt
« on: November 25, 2016, 05:59:50 PM »
i feel like your main problem is you never look at the long-term

like ever
Hmmmm

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The Flood / Re: eyebrow problems
« on: November 25, 2016, 05:58:52 PM »
I'm guessing you wanna get them girly

I'm lucky to have super thick eyebrows so when cleaned up they have a clean masculine furrowed look

Spoiler

Looks better irl I literally get compliments everywhere I go when they're freshly done. My barber uses a straight edge to sharpen the top and bottom so they're not too thin

Id suggest going into a nail salon and asking for eyebrow wax. They usually do them there costs like $5-8. It HURTS though and if you've never done em before they'll be a little purple for a few hours after. But they will leave them nice and thin without messing up their shape

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The Flood / All I wanna do is stick this needle in my butt
« on: November 25, 2016, 05:11:59 PM »
Pros:

Will get big and strong
Will grow facial hair
Will be banging my girl 4x a day
Will intimidate silly frat boys
Will feel great

Cons:

-Expensive
-Might become emotionally unstable again smh
-Will probably bloat like a motherfucker. Look fat in the face
-More side effects IDK

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Please respect the srs tag this is a rare moment where I'm not playing a persona

None of you know this but I skipped a grade (1st lol) so I've always been around people older than me. A lot of my friends from high school who are around 20 are coming back to my small town for Thanksgiving break. And talking to them makes me want to move out SO bad. To a far away city.

However I'm really scared to go through with it. I'm scared of being alone in a new place. Terrified actually. I'm very good at making friends but my small town has a comfortable feel to it. I see people I know everywhere I go. Grocery store, gym, restaurants. I'm never really alone. And making friends in a new city wouldn't have the same feel as I do with my old friends, some of which I've known for 8-10 years.

But there's NOTHING to do in my town. It's draining with not many opportunities. And I feel like moving to a big city would be such a huge movement for growth. My life has been stagnant recently and I think that reflects on how much of my energy I put in the gym or my relationship. I'm trying to fill a void.

So yeah, people who have moved out, tell me about your experiences. Also I think I've made a thread similar to this before but now I have the means to do something about it.

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The Flood / Re: I never felt alone
« on: November 23, 2016, 12:31:13 AM »
Deep Inside Of You by Third Eye Blind is the saddest fucking song I've ever heard in my entire life. I think it's because it's so relevant to my life right now smh

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The Flood / Re: I never felt alone
« on: November 23, 2016, 12:07:35 AM »
I'm alright on my own

And then I met you

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