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The Flood / Re: Oh shit, how do I not fuck up?
« on: February 01, 2017, 01:30:55 PM »
man I'm boutta make a tinder and pof account to show you n00bs how it's done smh

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The Flood / Re: 9pm pounding down caffeine amino energy drinks
« on: January 30, 2017, 10:49:38 PM »
and it feels so goooooooood

aw yeah

And it feels so goooooooood

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The Flood / 9pm pounding down caffeine amino energy drinks
« on: January 30, 2017, 10:47:48 PM »
Time to get this workout in awwww yeah baby

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The Flood / Re: I came back for one day to say one thing.
« on: January 30, 2017, 10:45:59 PM »
Pip baby if you're being bullied at school tell me babe and I'll take care of it don't you worry

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On tinder:

60-70% girls are there purely for attention/ego boost

Theres 30% that will meet up or get to know guys more, ALL of them are getting messaged by a MINIMUM of 15 guys at a time.

Tinder is wild for females. I tested this with an average looking female friend of mine. I was good at Tinder and am above average in looks but she blew me away, every swipe was a match. So don't take it personally brah, she's getting like 30 other dicks messaging her so she lost interest or she just wanted attention. Sometimes girls don't respond for hours/days either


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The Flood / Re: Men are more beautiful than women (NO HOMO)
« on: January 27, 2017, 04:56:27 PM »
Fellas if I was gay there'd be no need to be in the closet, I'd stunt with that shit. No shame here ::)

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The Flood / Re: fuck Jive's mom
« on: January 26, 2017, 05:06:29 PM »
My mother for instance is one of those people. She is a truck driver.
lmao forgetting your story already?
LOL that was a copypasta you autistic fuck

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The Flood / Re: fuck Jive's mom
« on: January 26, 2017, 05:03:29 PM »
Put some respeck on my momma name
yeah man truck drivers are truly the cornerstone of every society

maybe someday you'll do even better and be a garbage man
Truck driver? Wtf are you talking about lol

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The Flood / Re: I owe someone an apology
« on: January 26, 2017, 05:00:03 PM »
I forgive you bro <3

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The Flood / Re: fuck Jive's mom
« on: January 26, 2017, 04:59:32 PM »
Put some respeck on my momma name

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The Flood / Re: Men are more beautiful than women (NO HOMO)
« on: January 26, 2017, 04:55:04 PM »
LMAO nope

like not at all

even the ugliest woman is more attractive than the average man, and the top 1% of women blow away the same percentile of men

keep living in your fucked up bullshit world, it's not real
Youre biased and have autism so anything you say is immediate trash lmaaaaooo

I'm actually pretty unbiased, and I LOVE women and think they're gorgeous as fuck. These are facts buddy boyo
If anything, you're the one with autism here. You constantly post about shit no one cares about and have meltdowns on a daily basis. You're extremely biased, too. You might "love" women, but you don't love womanhood. You're obsessed with worthless macho dogmas, and it's impossible to read your posts without mentally puking.

In other words: please kill yourself, ape.
I used to work with kids with autism, I'll never not think you're somewhere on the spectrum

I don't care about these nachos dogmas you're talking about lmao. I just do what I do, I don't have some women hating men promoting agenda. It's just a boogeyman you made up in your head (autism)
You care A LOT about your macho dogma. "Say that to my face", "All women secretly want to be treated like trash", "Having muscles is the best male body type"

All of your opinions are pure macho garbage. I'm not autistic, but you're brain damaged.
Say that to my face is a meme  ::) come on. I never said women want to be treated like trash. Come on  ::) I have lots of respect for women, if I didn't I wouldn't have so much interaction with them as friends/lovers. they don't want to be treated like princesses though. all too complicated, for a different thread. And I think lean muscule tone is the best, not the overly muscled physique I strive for.

Your entire worldview is very backwards and you seem to have lots of trouble understanding my sarcasm. A clear sign of autism. You've even questioned it before havent you?

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The Flood / Re: Men are more beautiful than women (NO HOMO)
« on: January 26, 2017, 04:12:51 PM »
LMAO nope

like not at all

even the ugliest woman is more attractive than the average man, and the top 1% of women blow away the same percentile of men

keep living in your fucked up bullshit world, it's not real
Youre biased and have autism so anything you say is immediate trash lmaaaaooo

I'm actually pretty unbiased, and I LOVE women and think they're gorgeous as fuck. These are facts buddy boyo
If anything, you're the one with autism here. You constantly post about shit no one cares about and have meltdowns on a daily basis. You're extremely biased, too. You might "love" women, but you don't love womanhood. You're obsessed with worthless macho dogmas, and it's impossible to read your posts without mentally puking.

In other words: please kill yourself, ape.
I used to work with kids with autism, I'll never not think you're somewhere on the spectrum

I don't care about these nachos dogmas you're talking about lmao. I just do what I do, I don't have some women hating men promoting agenda. It's just a boogeyman you made up in your head (autism)

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The Flood / Re: Men are more beautiful than women (NO HOMO)
« on: January 26, 2017, 02:21:22 PM »
LMAO nope

like not at all

even the ugliest woman is more attractive than the average man, and the top 1% of women blow away the same percentile of men

keep living in your fucked up bullshit world, it's not real
Youre biased and have autism so anything you say is immediate trash lmaaaaooo

I'm actually pretty unbiased, and I LOVE women and think they're gorgeous as fuck. These are facts buddy boyo

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The Flood / Re: Men are more beautiful than women (NO HOMO)
« on: January 26, 2017, 02:20:13 PM »




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The Flood / Men are more beautiful than women (NO HOMO)
« on: January 26, 2017, 02:17:21 PM »
Have come to this conclusion while eating peanut butter on cinnamon toast. I say this as a completely straight male who ADORES women srs


Now, the average women is more attractive than the average man. Most men are actually pretty ugly, while most women are generally attractive. However, when you get to the top 1% of attractiveness, men blow women away. This is facts. The top women also require things like makeup and shit to help bolster their looks while the top man is naturally beautiful.

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The Flood / Ban Jeb Bush he's a fag and a bully
« on: January 25, 2017, 07:11:38 PM »
Seriously dude? Bullying Deci? You think bullying someone because they're autistic is funny? Are you aware that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition which causes them to be that way? My mother for instance is one of those people. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. Oh well I am not one of those people I am 6'4" 245lbs and I exercise every day. I would love to see you say something like to my mother in front of me. Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. I doubt very seriously you would say that to someones face. Just my thought.What do you think. Oh I am sorry you probably do not have a brain. I on the other hand will be happy to buy you a plane ticket to come here and see if you have the nerve to say that to someone I know.

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The Flood / Re: "Huehuehuehue let's all gang up on Deci again"
« on: January 25, 2017, 11:12:33 AM »
Dude let me stay the night at your house towards the end of March

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The Flood / Re: Who's the biggest degenerate on Sep7agon?
« on: January 24, 2017, 05:08:38 PM »
Loaf? He's a freak but I wouldn't say degenerate. I was thinking SecondClass maybe

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The Flood / Who's the biggest degenerate on Sep7agon?
« on: January 24, 2017, 04:45:42 PM »
 ???  ???

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The Flood / At the school library need books that will level me up
« on: January 24, 2017, 01:36:13 PM »
Any suggestions?

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The Flood / I forgot just how much of a stud I was
« on: January 24, 2017, 01:33:14 PM »
πŸ˜›πŸ˜›πŸ˜›πŸ˜›πŸ˜›πŸ˜›

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The Flood / Re: Military or Police?
« on: January 24, 2017, 01:31:44 PM »
Have you considered a career in drug running?
Yes

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The Flood / Re: If you're anti Trump you're very close minded
« on: January 23, 2017, 04:30:09 PM »
WHY didn't you die in that big scare thread last week

there is no god
Yes there is he just likes me more than you

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The Flood / Re: If you're anti Trump you're very close minded
« on: January 23, 2017, 04:29:45 PM »
literally everyone who is against Trump is close minded? lolwut
wut

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The Flood / Re: If you're anti Trump you're very close minded
« on: January 23, 2017, 04:28:41 PM »
You guys need to understand I don't give a FUCK about politics or Trump or Hillary etc

This is just a realization I had. If I made a chart it'd go like




-Trump supporters(enlightened)



-Anti Trump people












-Trump supporters
How can a retard be enlightened?
Missed the point completely. Not surprised

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The Flood / Re: If you're anti Trump you're very close minded
« on: January 23, 2017, 04:12:39 PM »
You guys need to understand I don't give a FUCK about politics or Trump or Hillary etc

This is just a realization I had. If I made a chart it'd go like




-Trump supporters(enlightened)



-Anti Trump people












-Trump supporters

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The Flood / Re: If you're anti Trump you're very close minded
« on: January 23, 2017, 04:05:34 PM »
Shut the fuck up you Kanye wannabe
LOL who the fuck even are You???

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The Flood / If you're anti Trump you're very close minded
« on: January 23, 2017, 04:01:18 PM »
realized this rn while eating potatoes and eggs

There's a big level of ignorance clouding a lot of Trump supporters

But there's another level of ignorance that lives with everyone against trump

Then above all that are the open minded / enlightened Trump supporters

More on this later etc

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The Flood / Re: I need help please.
« on: January 22, 2017, 11:11:51 PM »
Feeling much better now. I had a lot of friends that supported me and still are. Plus family and gym. But that was one of the worst emotional pains I've ever felt in my life. Horrible, makes me never want to get attached to someone again

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The Flood / Re: How DO you grab someone by the pussy?
« on: January 22, 2017, 11:04:30 PM »
Middle and ring finger in the vagina

Palm pressed on the pad/hood/soft part on top where the clit is

Press firmly, that bone or whatever that separates your hand from touching during the pressing provides great grip

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