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The Flood / Re: if you're over 6 ft tall you should kys
« on: February 07, 2017, 05:17:50 PM »
it's beyond you because you have autism and can't understand the world like everyone else

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The Flood / Re: If you're white and under 6 ft tall you should just an hero
« on: February 06, 2017, 11:07:37 PM »
I'm a 6'2" half white half ethnic 205lb 10% body fat demigod on steroids!!!!

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The Flood / Re: New picture thread post a pic of yourself
« on: February 06, 2017, 11:06:07 PM »
I'll edit mine in give me 5 min just had to make the thread smh

No.
Sorry no uglies allowed

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The Flood / New picture thread post a pic of yourself (PRETTY PEOPLE ONLY)
« on: February 06, 2017, 11:04:04 PM »
I'll edit mine in give me 5 min just had to make the thread smh


Edit: lock this thread deci ruined it

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The Flood / Re: Lmao racial discrimination is ridiculous
« on: February 06, 2017, 06:53:12 PM »
Sexism is FAR fucking worse than racism, moron.
Are there entire areas inhabited by mostly women where poverty rates are higher and police are more aggressive towards them?

Not to bash on women's right, but poc's have it worse in the west IMHO.

Both fights for equality are legitimate though.
Women are fucking second class citizens to men socially. Look at the things women are forbidden from doing without stigma that are perfectly acceptable for the other sex.

Poverty is one thing, an engrained social institution against half the population is another.
Boo fucking hoo? They're second class citizens because they're legit inferior to men, or else they would've stopped any oppression long ago.

"Waaaahh women get called sluts when they act like one. Waaahhh women have it SO hard )'; "

Lol who cares?? πŸ˜‚

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The Flood / Re: Lmao racial discrimination is ridiculous
« on: February 06, 2017, 04:11:27 PM »
Sexism is FAR fucking worse than racism, moron.
Not even a little bit close. Nice try though
God, you're such a piece of subhuman garbage. Stop thinking every girl you meet is some untrustable slut, and enter the real world. You're older than most people here, and still the most childish of everyone.
Relax you little weasel. Women all share pretty much the same psychology, they all react similarly and their actions become predictable after spending enough time with them. Discriminating women makes far more sense than discriminating someone for the pigment of their skin πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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The Flood / Re: Lmao racial discrimination is ridiculous
« on: February 06, 2017, 03:55:05 PM »
Sexism is FAR fucking worse than racism, moron.
Not even a little bit close. Nice try though

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The Flood / Lmao racial discrimination is ridiculous
« on: February 06, 2017, 03:52:47 PM »
I only discriminate against women or ugly people. That's how it should be

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The Flood / Re: Why don't productive threads get a lot of replies?
« on: February 05, 2017, 05:33:35 PM »
Why the fuck do you guys harass any new black people that join the forum it's annoying as shit

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The Flood / Re: My little brother is a fucking Chad
« on: February 05, 2017, 04:30:41 PM »
[classified] years old, 6'2" 215lbs

Way more handsome than everybody else

All he does all day is eat/trap/sleep/play video games.

He doesn't even talk to girls though cause he's shy. But this dude stunts on me hardcore wtf
Sounds exactly like me
Edit: fix'd 4 accuracy

Shit, the only thing you sellin is chocolate bars smh. Gits thinking they runnin shit.
I sell black and milds and kush what do you sell nigga
>you will never be a violent monkey that lives on welfare

Why live
I don't feel like being racist right now so I'll just say I'm not on welfare (which is true)
I hate blacks
Arent you like Indian though? Lmaaaaaoooo

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The Flood / Re: My little brother is a fucking Chad
« on: February 05, 2017, 04:29:51 PM »
I feel like you've posted this before
I did but that was like a year ago

It just struck me again right now when I saw him. He's even more Chad now.

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The Flood / Re: Could you kill a man?
« on: February 05, 2017, 04:29:18 PM »
Real niggas from the hood know the answer to this question
Whose alt're you?
I'm a legit new account
I like you dawg keep up the good work

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The Flood / My little brother is a fucking Chad
« on: February 05, 2017, 03:21:48 PM »
17 years old, 6'2" 215lbs

Way more handsome than me

All he does all day is eat/lift/sleep/play video games.

He doesn't even talk to girls though cause he's shy. But this dude stunts on me hardcore wtf

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I finally understand you Loaf. You're just like me. All of your threads are for self amusement. You couldn't care less if people had conversations in them. You just like seeing your name and words plastered all over the site.

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The Flood / Re: I'm now 20 years old
« on: February 05, 2017, 02:36:42 PM »
Damn ya'll are young

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The Flood / Re: Is this someone from sep7
« on: February 05, 2017, 02:36:09 PM »
It was me

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The Flood / Re: Lol man I hate women
« on: February 05, 2017, 03:11:21 AM »
LOL all these GEEKS mad af!!!!  πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜©πŸ˜©πŸ˜©πŸ˜©πŸ˜©

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The Flood / Re: Lol man I hate women
« on: February 05, 2017, 02:30:36 AM »
Jive you're a complete retard.
get the FUCK out of my face πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―

That's kind of a problem. Your face doesn't exist. It sunk itself after you looked in the mirror one day because of how ugly you are.
Ill be in Glendale in a month. Prepare your anus gay boi

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The Flood / Re: Lol man I hate women
« on: February 05, 2017, 12:40:21 AM »
Jive you're a complete retard.
get the FUCK out of my face πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―

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The Flood / Re: Lol man I hate women
« on: February 05, 2017, 12:39:38 AM »
You're all missing the truly fucked up thing about this thread, how Jive now hates the entire female sex because the girls he chooses to surround himself with are hateable.

This is probably why he believes the whole "all women want to be treated badly" / "all women have daddy issues" bullshit - he thinks every woman who matters is the kind of woman who chills with him.
no I still love em smh. I just don't trust em πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―

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The Flood / Re: I exist solely to troll white people on this forum
« on: February 05, 2017, 12:38:21 AM »
What about mixed kids?
*****Mixed kids crew*****

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The Flood / Re: Lol man I hate women
« on: February 04, 2017, 12:27:26 PM »
Just spent 3-4 hours with this girl tonight

The entire time her boyfriend was texting her

She kept reassuring him she's doing good and not to worry. And how much she loves him. I took pics of her text messages I'll post them if I don't get too sleepy

While he's stressing the fuck out about her cheating she was grinding on my dick lmao

Never getting into a relationship again in my fucking life until I'm like 35 and with a 25-30 y/o woman past her prime desperate to settle down. Embracing Chad life through my 20s

Hey dumb fuck, you're part of the problem. Fucking kill yourself.
You seem to have some hate boner for me but tbh I have absolutely no idea who you are, stay mad and shut the fuck up
Maybe actually read what he posted. You're part of the problem.
Nah, if anything I'm the solution. I'm helping these guys get out of shitty relationships. The girl will cheat regardless

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The Flood / Re: Lol man I hate women
« on: February 04, 2017, 12:04:03 PM »
Just spent 3-4 hours with this girl tonight

The entire time her boyfriend was texting her

She kept reassuring him she's doing good and not to worry. And how much she loves him. I took pics of her text messages I'll post them if I don't get too sleepy

While he's stressing the fuck out about her cheating she was grinding on my dick lmao

Never getting into a relationship again in my fucking life until I'm like 35 and with a 25-30 y/o woman past her prime desperate to settle down. Embracing Chad life through my 20s

Hey dumb fuck, you're part of the problem. Fucking kill yourself.
You seem to have some hate boner for me but tbh I have absolutely no idea who you are, stay mad and shut the fuck up

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The Flood / Re: Lol man I hate women
« on: February 04, 2017, 10:55:13 AM »
The sad part is she really DOES love him. I could tell by the way they talked on the phone.

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The Flood / Re: Lol man I hate women
« on: February 04, 2017, 10:52:54 AM »
If a girls going to cheat on her man that's between them. She wasn't getting satisfied in some way and has low integrity, she's going to do what she wants in the end anyways she's her own person.



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The Flood / Lol man I hate women
« on: February 04, 2017, 06:49:08 AM »
Just spent 3-4 hours with this girl tonight

The entire time her boyfriend was texting her

She kept reassuring him she's doing good and not to worry. And how much she loves him. I took pics of her text messages I'll post them if I don't get too sleepy

While he's stressing the fuck out about her cheating she was grinding on my dick lmao

Never getting into a relationship again in my fucking life until I'm like 35 and with a 25-30 y/o woman past her prime desperate to settle down. Embracing Chad life through my 20s

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read the book "awake the giant within" yo!! I know you like to read

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The Flood / Foreskin too tight for new girl help!!
« on: February 02, 2017, 02:52:35 AM »
I'm uncircumcised and my foreskin is on the tight side, but it's never really been a problem. Usually it'll chill right under the head rim and stay there during sex. However this girl is really tight naturally even when soaking wet and when I try to go in deeper than the head my foreskin gets pulled back and it hurts a ton. I'm scared of tearing it or my frenulum and ending up like Roman  :'( is there anything I can do? Been looking into stretching exercises but I kinda want immediate results. circumsicion is too much of a hassle smh 

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The Flood / Re: Saving this forum
« on: February 01, 2017, 02:19:45 PM »
OMG ❀️❀️❀️❀️

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The Flood / Re: Oh shit, how do I not fuck up?
« on: February 01, 2017, 02:16:51 PM »
I'm gonna give tough love rn okay ❀️

To OP: Way too formal and boring. I got bored just looking at it didn't even read it tbh. It's hard to reply to what she gave you because she didn't give you anything to reply to, because you bored her. You need to say way less and even though her classes ARE a conversational topic, you don't need to talk about them. Have more fun with it dude and make her have fun. More on this later etc

To napalm: you need to drop the holier than thou attitude with these girls. Few reasons. First reason is that you're dismissing tons of girls because of puppy filters and shit when I bet A LOT of them are actually really interesting and fun to get to know. You paint toys nigga you're not some famous scientist or anything. Second reason is because it causes you to put ALL the pressure on 1 girl. Like you said the "1/99 that was actually interesting". With all the pressure on 1 girl it's gonna make you freak out when it goes wrong. I can't even imagine how you'll react when you find "the one" and mess up the conversation when it's going good (which will happen btw, happens to everyone).

I can tell you're wanting a girl lately because you've been posting more in these dating site threads. Even if sometimes jokingly I think you're edging into it. I'll help you you just gotta let me brah 

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