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The Flood / Re: Girl is draining my warrior spirit smh
« on: February 17, 2017, 06:16:48 PM »
Yo momma draining my patience smh
  :o :o :o

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The Flood / Re: Girl is draining my warrior spirit smh
« on: February 17, 2017, 06:14:55 PM »
You're not trapped, man, you're just weak.
im in low consciousness right now

Need to propel myself into high consciousness

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Serious / Re: isnt it funny?
« on: February 17, 2017, 06:13:39 PM »
What about me

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The Flood / Girl is draining my warrior spirit smh
« on: February 17, 2017, 06:11:18 PM »
I should be reading/lifting/meditating/grinding all day so I can become Self-Actualized Godmode Jive Turkey like the prophecy foretold but instead I spend all day cuddling and busting fat loads in my 8/10 5'1" big butt tiny waist latina smh I'm trapped

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The Flood / Re: I just had the worst fucking nightmare
« on: February 16, 2017, 02:01:27 PM »
Holy shit you're a good writer. I wish I could capture my dreams with that kind of detail

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The Flood / Re: How the fuck did I take 4 huge shits today?
« on: February 15, 2017, 04:16:45 PM »
You're literally full of shit

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Mirin ~

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The Flood / Re: what the fuck
« on: February 15, 2017, 02:59:08 PM »
That's life son

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The Flood / Re: Took too much viagra now I have a fat headache
« on: February 15, 2017, 02:53:54 PM »
That's stupid.

I'm gonna say it, it is.

I took it when ex mrs charlie and I were trying for a kid. It's a blood pressure med, and that's why you have headaches.

It doesn't make you go longer, and it doesn't increase your performance. All it does is make it easier to get it up. That's all. Easy mode for your cock.

You want a longer experience? Try edging a few weeks before. I have been edging when I jack off for a few weeks now. Basically you learn orgasm control. You can bring it for longer and not nutting.

No drug (aside from numbing cream) can do that. And if you raw dog it you numb her too, so there's no point. Plus if you numb your dick, you don't enjoy it.

Sorry bro, you done fucked up. Hope you don't get a prispism. That can suck when the ER lets the air outta the balloon
I like it. Definitely increased my performance I'd say. My dick was a lot harder than normal and it was consistently that level. Instead of those ups and downs that happens. I also lasted waaaaay longer than usual. That may be due to kegels though. My fear is becoming reliant on it

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The Flood / Took too much viagra now I have a fat headache
« on: February 15, 2017, 01:18:06 AM »
Smh all I wanted was to go all night long for valentines days

I only have raw powder so I don't know how the FUCK to measure that. I just take a spoonful sometimes 2

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The Flood / Re: I can't relate to you geeks smh
« on: February 14, 2017, 03:08:27 PM »
I need a tan smh

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The Flood / Re: Where is everyone?
« on: February 14, 2017, 03:07:01 PM »
Valentine's dates
like anyone here could score a date

Jive can apparently. We see him whine about it.
Currently talking to 3 girls matter of factly

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The Flood / Re: Nothing is off limits in art
« on: February 14, 2017, 02:43:11 PM »
stop posting your philosophy 101 papers here
You can disapprove all you want but I'm not going to stop doing what I will voluntarily do. I don't really care what you say though, someone will call someone a name if they don't like them regardless. You can call it my philosophy 101 paper, implying my opinions are sophomoric, but if you haven't realized by now, I don't really care. You're probably not even smart enough to appreciate what I'm trying to say, let alone respond to it coherently.

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The Flood / Re: I can't relate to you geeks smh
« on: February 14, 2017, 04:26:13 AM »
2am Just busted a fat nut in this girl in like 3 minutes smh embarrassing af haven't fapped in days.

Really hungry wanna eat more protein cookies or a burrito

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The Flood / I can't relate to you geeks smh
« on: February 14, 2017, 02:12:21 AM »
Sitting here eating protein cookies

Boutta go suck on some pretty toes

Not my thing but she digs it smh


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The Flood / Re: I need like some actual drugs
« on: February 13, 2017, 02:23:48 AM »
Do spice. It's legal and hardcore

Get sick and get prescribed medicine for lean

Ask your weed guy where you can get other drugs.

Drugs are literally everywhere. It's disgusting

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The Flood / Gonna be making lots of bad decisions this weekend
« on: February 10, 2017, 03:06:36 PM »
RIP jive see you guys on Monday

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The Flood / Going to sell my account who wants it
« on: February 09, 2017, 03:07:12 PM »
need money fast smh need $300 by next week etc

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Serious / Re: I might end up selling this account
« on: February 09, 2017, 03:03:16 PM »
I will give you $8 for your account

Do you seriously expect me to sell my Sep7agon profile to you for $8?

Even though as I said CLEARLY in the OP that this is all currently on paper and its not set in stone.

$800 is the lowest the bid will go. No exceptions. No other currency. It must be actual USD. Anyone that lives outside of the united states will need to convert their currency to USD and it must be equal to $800 or higher.
Youre going to go home with nothing but empty pockets and a hurt ego then. $9 and a pack of gum from Trader Joe's is my final offer.

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Serious / Re: I might end up selling this account
« on: February 09, 2017, 02:57:22 PM »
I will give you $8 for your account

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The Flood / Re: Good feelings thread
« on: February 09, 2017, 02:55:07 PM »
When you're cuddling in bed half asleep and your bodies fit together perfectly that night

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Serious / Re: I might end up selling this account
« on: February 09, 2017, 02:53:02 PM »
What you're really doing is asking for us to help you so that you can continue enjoying the site. You wanted us to ask you to stay etc or help you overcome the harassment but you went about it all wrong man

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Serious / Re: I might end up selling this account
« on: February 09, 2017, 02:51:29 PM »
Not one person read the whole OP and actually left something constructive for me to read. Just shitposts in the Serious board.

I guess it doesn't matter where I post now does it? This proves that you can't post anything that can be maturely discussed about anywhere here.

Everyone right now is a complete disappointment.
I did read the oP and think you're dumb.

Even if the site was worth $4000, why da fuck would your account be worth 20% of It ???? LOL

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The Flood / Re: Good feelings thread
« on: February 09, 2017, 02:49:04 PM »
When the weather is perfect and you're driving with your windows rolled down and your favorite music playing in pure ecstasy

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The Flood / Re: Good feelings thread
« on: February 09, 2017, 02:48:00 PM »
When you clean your room/car and it smells fresh and you feel like your life is on track

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The Flood / Re: Good feelings thread
« on: February 09, 2017, 02:47:10 PM »
When your poop comes out super smooth and there's nothing to wipe

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The Flood / Re: Good feelings thread
« on: February 09, 2017, 02:46:35 PM »
When you nap for the perfect amount of time and feel refreshed afterwards

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The Flood / Re: Good feelings thread
« on: February 09, 2017, 02:46:11 PM »
When you open the fridge and see tons of new groceries

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Serious / Re: I might end up selling this account
« on: February 09, 2017, 02:44:16 PM »
Deci I'll start the bid at $5. I doubt you'll get much more than that boyo better take it

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The Flood / Re: Gonna Try A Beer
« on: February 08, 2017, 01:17:49 AM »
You have nice hands

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